Kiss of Life
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Joined 12-04-05, id: 943304
Author has written 2 stories for Van Helsing, and Lord of the Rings.

If anyone ever reads this, here is my profile:

Name: Yooshalneverno (lol, say this out loud and you'll get it)

For those of you who want to talk to me, you can call me Izumi (or Aly if you're Sam, Britt, Greta, or Andi)

Gender: Female (duh, I don't think I know any guys that want to be called 'Kiss of Life')

Please R&R for my stories; I promise they're good.

Umm, and that's all anyone should know about my life, unless you want to stalk me, then you're a loser because my life is retarded.

Bows. Thank you, thank you! Exits left stage.

Van Helsing, LOTR, Tithe, and Fruits Basket (Manga)Rock!

Van Helsing: chapter six is up! thanks for all your reviews, people! I promise from now on that I'll acknowledge people who review (since3/21/06)

LOTR: Mary Sues (no matter in what form) are stupid. It's been done so many times, I could flush my head down the toilet if I read another fic with a Mary Sue in it! Legolas is NEVER going to get a girlfriend, people! Tolkien would turn over in his grave if he knew what people are doing to his work.

Fave Couples:

(Furuba)- Tohru/Kyo, Rin/Haru, Kureno/Uo, Kana/Hatori, Mii/Hatori, Mitchan/Shigure, Shigure/Ayame/Hatori (I lovvve th Mabudachi Trio)

(Van Helsing)- Van Helsing/Anna, Dracula/Anna, Igor/Aleera (don't ask about this one)

If you got anything to say about my work, send me a message! thanQ!


hola, hablar espanol, anybody? so bored, so here's my account on fictionpress: Kiss of Life

creative? why thank you. lol. i deleted my first story cause my friend wanted it. that's okay, though. i'll be writing more.

adios.

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A Halloween's Wish by eidechse reviews
Corny wishes that he had back what he thought he would never want again: a way into the world of the faeries. And, with a little help, he might get it. Slash.
Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,532 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 4/21/2006
All Too Familiar by pirate blondie reviews
Oh, no. not another 'i got sucked into the story'... oh yes. meet claire, a pirate fanatic who is slightly insane, yet intriguingly down to earth. open your mind, and feel free to laugh. i do.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,812 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/12/2007 - Published: 6/4/2006
The Pirates by PirateBlacksmith reviews
Jack, Will, Elizabeth, Anamaria, Gibbs, Norrington, and Bootstrap Bill end up as roomates in the year 2003. Can they survive each other?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 106,516 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 8/17/2004
30 Things i love about Selene by angeleyes452 reviews
one day Michael decides to write 30 things he loved about Selene. The summary sucks but give it a shot. PLZ R&R
Underworld - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Complete
Kureno Bird Brains: Inside His Mental Mind by Neptune Fairy reviews
What the heck? Who would ever guess that such a well mannered guy as Kureno would be a flat out weird, perverted lying scum? Beats me. Click above to see what goes on in this strange birdy's head...part of the 'Inside the Sick Mind of' series. r&r!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,461 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 7/25/2006
Swimy Swimy Sea Horse: Inside Hatori Sohma's MIND by XSora-ChanX reviews
So what does the distant dragon doctor REALLY think? Some weird thoughts, that's what! Read this and you will be disturbed. As in, for life.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 9,957 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Hatori S.
Secrets of the Meetings by Em-uh-li reviews
The meetings with Akito that we see as painful and terrifying are seen completely different through the eyes of Kureno
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,557 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Kureno S.
The Morning After by Deepy reviews
What will you do without me, Jack Sparrow' 'Get drunk and fall sleep on the floor.' Anamaria and Jack's...special goodbye. Also known as the reason Anamaria wasn't in Dead Man's Chest. JackAna
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,538 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 7/13/2006
Rin and Kureno: The Forgotten Strike Back by The Girly Man reviews
I've now decided that it really makes me angry that Rin and Kureno aren't in the anime. It angers them too. All they wanted was to spread the word that there IS a horse and a chicken...but it turned into so much WORSE!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Rin S., Kureno S. - Complete
Kaze by Salvatore Shan NW reviews
Tithe. Roiben's determined to win back his sister from the Seelie court and Kaye is being frequently pestered by Lutie's prophecy. Will Kaye finally become Queen of the Unseelie?
Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,350 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/6/2006 - Published: 12/21/2005
Beautiful Creatures by queen-isabell reviews
Years later in America, after the Broadway musical, George sees Yukari across the crowded lobby of the State Theatre. And he remembers. [Oneshot]
Paradise Kiss - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Complete
Kureno and Arisa: 30 Kisses by Szabotage reviews
Vignettes written for the 30 Kisses challenge, with the pair of Souma Kureno and Uotani Arisa Uochan. New Chapter! Arisa gets some sympathy from an unexpected quarter.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,649 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/1/2005 - Published: 3/20/2005 - Kureno S., Arisa U.
Call and Answer by Grinning Cat reviews
UoChan stumbles into the wronge territory, and comes to the Sohma residance after a good beating. When Hatori comes to help, Kureno and Akito are lured out of their homes as well.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Arisa U., Kureno S.
As You Were by Ishuzu reviews
Set after Book Five. Yukari and Hiro go to the Christmas party and the gang's all here. But Parakiss isn't complete without one very important member. One-shot
Paradise Kiss - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2004 - Complete
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Anna's Return reviews
Anna's back...and she's not the same. How is she related to the vampires that are back, too? And who is the new leader of the vampires, and why does she seem so familiar? Please R&R.
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,907 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 12/10/2005
Legolas and Her reviews
Hilarious, I promise. Oneshot. About Legolas meeting his 'love' right before Aragorn and Arwen's wedding. Makes fun of a Mary Sue. LOL. Please read and review. No flames, but open to suggestions.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Legolas - Complete