Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, and Star Wars.
~=-=~The Enchanted Cheesy Soybean~=-=~
the cheese welcomes you...
Thank you for visiting. But in order to proceed you must answer some questions...
you: But we're not talking...
you: How can I answer questions if-
you: Pssh. Well if you're going to snap at me I'm leaving.
you: (taps foot)
(sighs) Alright, you don't have to answer the questions.
...I don't know what to say...
you: Why don't you start with your name?
Are you joking?
You could very well be a serial killer. If I give you my name then you'll track me down, stalk me during everyday life, then wait until I'm all alone and POW! You'll kill me.
Yeah...scared now huh? Now that I know your plan.
you: But I'm not a-
Sssh! Even walls have ears...
Ok, I think we're safe. The trees are dead.
The trees? They have ears too, you know.
So, anything else?
you: uh...how old are you?
you: right, right. uhm...give a vague idea.
Alright, my age is between 1 day and 120 years.
you: I didn't mean that vague...
oh yeah? yeah, mr. serial killer?
you: for the last time, I'm not-
Alright, yeah sure.
you: If you don't believe me I'm just going to leave-
you: (sigh) Alright, I'll stay, but you have to be nice.
Nice? Sure, I can be nice.
you: I'm thirsty.
you: (snaps fingers) Go get me something to drink.
Pssh. Fine. Wait! I'm not getting you a drink! This profile page is supposed to be about moi, and I'm not getting you anything! Cause I'm no'cho slave, foo!
you: (evil, deep voice) Actually, yes. You are.
you: When you were five you gave me your soul for cheese.
(gasp) (points) SATAN!
you: I'm the...PIZZA DELIVERY GUY!
(enter Psycho theme music and lightning)
MY FEARS HAVE MANEFESTED THEMSELVES INTO FLESH!
you: ok...so...are we done here?
you: ok, I'm going to check out what you've written.
Sure thing. Enjoy. Oh, and if you are bored...check out this site that my good friend FrostyPoop and I created:
This site has a photo gallery that includes some pics that I drew in Paint that go along with my Insane World of Harry Potter story. Check it out because they're pretty good.
you: What kind of a user name is FrostyPoop?
Also, for your viewing pleasure:
This is a Neopets guild that is the best guild that you shall ever find. Want to know what the theme is? Why, Potter Puppet Pals of course. This guild was created by a friend and myself.
you: Neopets is dead.
NEOPETS IS NOT DEAD! Neopets is life... (not really)
Oh! And here is a simply superb site created by thecoughadorablecough Neil:
Ok, enough of my drabble.
...hmm...on second thought...
you: Will you just let me get through this so I can read?
you: Well then...I'll just have to do this! (pokes my eye)
AAAAAHHHH! (runs around yelling about my poked out eye and is exiled because I have to wear an eye-patch and I grow old and don't go outside to trim the weeds until my house is overgrown with dying plants and it looks like a swamp and people say the house is haunted and lived in by a witch and children don't dare get near the house because they heard the evil ‘witch’ eats children and soon I die alone and without friends in an ugly old house in a swamp)
Read my stories please. or else I shall become an ugly old witch with no friends...all alone...no friends...no family...no dairy products...no artificial dairy products...no chocolate...n- oooh! A mint! (picks the mint off the floor and dies from poisoning)
Evil Czechoslovakian mice who are planning world domination- HA HA! Vwee 'ave keeled ze last resistaunce! ATTAUCK!
ahem...yes...read on dear friends! And may you not be attacked by evil Czechoslovakian mice.