Author has written 9 stories for Misc. Comics, X-overs, Naruto, Cartoon X-overs, and Kingdom Hearts.
Greetings humans! It is InnocentLily! I'm here! YAYS!
"Knock it off Napoleon! Make your self a dang quesi-dilla!" You should know.
"It's like 'The father went to the demon lands. The father sent the boy a kite. The boy is not wise enough to fly the kite until he is 8 years old.'" "More like the BORING east!" my friend and I, discussing the book we had to read.
"If she caught this many female grey squirrels," "hehehe" "What's so funny?" "She said squirrel." "hehe, squirrel." math teacher, friends, other friend, one of the first two friends, then me. in that order.
"What's 47?" "The only lake left" "Saudi Arabia?" "(hits head)" My friend, me, friend, me.
"(rings bell)" "(moves bell) Stop ringing that bell!" "I was fixing it! It was down!" this kid named Kwame and my math teacher.
"est solaros oth mithus, my honor is my life" - Solamnic oath (Savannah wrote this)
"And if you honk the horn, bubbles come out!" "Well, what happens if I honk you?" Eddie and Cory in That's so Raven
"Wolfman ate a squirrel. Dracula tell him to chew, but Wolfman don't listen to Dracula." Dracula from The Grim Advetures of Billy and Mandy-house of the ancients
"We'll never get pulled over for going 6 miles an hour!" Scottie from Mythbusters Season 1
"Why did you turn into Upgrade?" "It's complicated, you wouldn't understand." "The watch didn't do what you wanted, right?" "Shut up!" Gwen and Ben Tennyson from Ben 10.
"Sorry, my pants ate up all your ice cream." Captain Smoker from the One Piece manga.
"Hey dude! You got a wedgie in your kabuki!" Tom Bergeron on an episode of America's funniest home videos.
"Beware of the cake ninjas." Again, AFV.
"Well, you know women, they're probably talking about mascara and blush." "No he did not cut up Alma and desolve the body parts in acid!" From Desparate Housewives. that was kinda funny.
"If your room is clean, you can stay on until 11:15." "Thats in like five minutes!" My mom and me, respectivly. My mom was making me clean my room and it was clean, she let me stay on until 11:30 though.
"Wanna know the worst way to die?" "How?" "Busting a vein while trying to get your shoes on before Thanksgiving dinner." I had some stuff I needed to do before Thanksgiving dinner and it felt like I almost busted a vein trying to get my shoes on.
"Don't judge me as dad, judge me as a fashion statement." my dad. before going out. yeah.
"Before you critizise someone, try walking a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile away from them, and you'll have their shoes." Jack Handey.
"The moon IS made of cheese. And that, my friends, is why the aliens keep stealing cows." Not sure who said this.
"But I wanna listen to Panic! At the Discoooooo!" this kid on my bus.
"Hello, Chowder." "Oh, hello Panini. I have a message for you from Chowder. Who I am not." "Uh-huh" "Chowder has moved far away, and can not be your boyfriend anymore." "And where did he move to?" "Uhh... Take a right down the street, to the next town." "Uh-huh" "He's dead. Chowder's dead." "Wanna cookie, Chowder?" "OH BOY, WOULD I? eats cookie Aww man! I'm not your boyfriend!" the best line in Chowder. So far!
"TGIT! Thank God it's thanksgiving!" another kid on my bus.
"Hello. We are Penguins. Have some coffee." I said this after I saw this starbuckz commercial. It was penguins giving coffee to this window wiper guy.
Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular or fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, Big Green Eyes, akkiangel, LunaHilary, singergirl221, Legendary Trio
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your ass off.
The Akatsuki is secretly a model agency. 8/9 are smexxy. Coincidence? I think NOT! Copy and paste onto your profile if you think this is true.
Story Ideas and Stats:
The Cartoon Tournament: Cartoon Crossover, Chapter 5 is in production
Daughter of the Sharigan: Naruto, Chapter 2 is up and running. Stuck on chappie 3. Ideas are accepted.
Randomocity: Crossovers, Chapter 1 is posted.
Naruto Commercial Spoofs: UP! Thinking of stuff for chappie dos.
When push comes to shove: anime. Naruto. again. almost done first chapter.
The Chowder of Discontent: Cartoons: Chowder (as soon as they make one.) stuck.
How'd we get in THIS mess?: Video Games: Psychonauts. Working on chappie one.