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Wow, dudes. I originally signed up on eight years ago under another name and only wrote one thing. Then I signed up four years ago under this alias and haven't done a blasted thing with it. I guess I need to upload some fics or something, eh?

The main fandoms that I write are wrestling, Metallica and Guns n' Roses, although I've dabbled in Apocalyptica. I've found that the best place for band fanfiction is Rockfic and that's where I have my fics archived. As far as reading, however, I like all of the above along with various Marvel and DC Comics stuff, "House M.D." and "Supernatural."

I've been a wrestling fan since 1994 - I read an article in one of my older brother's WWE mags about the Undertaker/Yokozuna casket match at the Royal Rumble and it simultaneousy creeped me out and made me want more. So that hooked me on 'Taker and I've been a fan of pro wresting ever since. I've never written any wrestling-related fanfiction until just this year so I'm kind of new to that.

Aside from the Undertaker, my favorite wrestlers are Edge (oh Edge, the things I would do to your body), Christian, Matt Hardy, MVP, Randy Orton, Cody Rhodes, Ted DiBiase Jr., Ted DiBiase Sr., Chris Jericho, Tommy Dreamer, Goldust, Sheamus, Chris Beniot (RIP), Eddie Guerrero (RIP), Rhyno and AJ Styles. The only Divas worth a damn were Lita, Chyna, Molly Holly, Trish Stratus, Jacqueline, Luna, Beth Phoenix, Katie Lea and Natalya. Oh, what was that? Only three of them are still with the company? I'm not surprised. WWE does a shitty job of promoting women's wrestling.


The Matt Rant

I've got this weird love/hate relationship with Matt Hardy. He's attractive enough, a solid mat technician and is a hell of a lot better on the mic than Jeff. He genuinely adores his fans. With that being said, however, he is such a fucking dork.

Oh God.

How much does he love himself to give his picture the main view in his home? The man has an album on his MySpace for fan graphics, for heaven's sake. Seriously, guys. No one loves Matt more than Matt. Also, the fact that he spends so much time trawling the internet is sort of scary. Dude, you're getting dangerously close to forty and you spend more time on MySpace and Twitter than I do. That's just...wrong.

Then again, he's from Moore County. That really does explain a lot, people. After a decade in the Montgomery/Moore area, I speak from experience.

But then there are times that I look at him and think, "I'd hit it." Damn you, Hardy.


The only slash pairing I really care for right now is Matt and MVP. The whole rivalry thing they had a few years back is what kicked it off, really. The way they argue back and forth remind me of some of my real-life friends that are in relationships, so it wasn't too far of a stretch. That being said, I don't see them being totally lovey-dovey with each other; they're both way too alpha-male for that. MVP would just come across as ridiculous, and Matt's too much of a "good old boy" redneck to be totally effeminate. Not to mention it's more fun to see MVP getting annoyed with Matt's shenanigans (and if you've watched The Hardy Show, you know Matt does some weird shit). Matt would probably get punched if he tried to hug Montel in public. Don't get me wrong, there's definitely love there, but don't expect either of them to admit it. Because, in their minds, that would be gay.

Note: Yes, I know MVP's real name isn't Montel. However, I've heard two different stories; one that his real name is Alvin Burke but he changed it to Hassan Hamin Assad in prison, and the other is that Al Burke is his dad's name and that's the one he'd give police whenever he got in trouble. I honestly don't care either way so I'm just going to call him Montel because this is the internet, and the internet is NOT SRS BZNZ!


THE ENTIRE ROSTER IS NOT GAY. I hate reading fics where everybody is dating each other. There are a few that I have legitimate suspicions about but for the most part I don't see many of them being into dudes. (my boys are excluded, because they argue like an old married couple.)

Oh, and before I get labeled a homophobe, keep in mind that I've banged both whelps and wenches in my time. Watch out, Amy Dumas. I'm going to tap that ass one day.

Fanfic Pet Peeves (will be added to regularly.)

I hate stories that have "unbeta'd" in the warning section. Who the hell posts unbeta'd fic? Are you proud that your work is rife with all sorts of misspellings and grammatical errors? BETA'S ARE YOUR FRIENDS, PEOPLE. To each their own, but goodness gracious. A little bit of foresight goes a long way. That's all I'm saying.

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Kiss My Eyes by TJ Sparkles reviews
...and lay me to sleep. Edge oneshot. WARNING: Tragedy, if that bothers you then don't read.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Edge - Complete
Half A Man, Not So Amazing by platinumblind reviews
MVP finally takes a minute to actually notice his tag team partner. Matt Hardy x MVP, SLASH, ONESHOT.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
Permanent Consequences by FraidyCat reviews
Sometimes, sorrow makes no difference at all.
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,010 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Charlie E., Don E. - Complete
Third Time's A Charm reviews
Matthew Moore Hardy is a hypocrite. Slash.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Matt Hardy, MVP - Complete