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Joined 12-05-05, id: 944241
Author has written 14 stories for House, M.D..

So--I finally figured out what the profile button at the top of the screen does. Cool, right?

Here are some things about me.

Name: Katie Coburn

Age: 16 (12th grade)

Aspiration: Novelist

TV Shows: House M.D., Frasier, Monk, American Idol

Music: Most genres

Books: Too many to list

Pets: One calico cat (Daphne Moon)

Preferred Fandoms: House M.D., Frasier, Sherlock Holmes

Poetry.

The most important thing we've learned
So far as children are concerned,
Is never, NEVER, NEVER let
Them near your television set—
Or better still, just don't install
The idiotic thing at all.
In almost every house we've been,
We've watched them gaping at the screen.
They loll and slop and lounge about,
And stare until their eyes pop out.
(Last week in someone's place we saw
A dozen eyeballs on the floor.)
They sit and stare and stare and sit
Until they're hypnotised by it,
Until they're absolutely drunk
With all the shocking ghastly junk.
Oh yes, we know it keeps them still,
They don't climb out the window sill,
They never fight or kick or punch,
They leave you free to cook the lunch
And wash the dishes in the sink—
But did you ever stop to think,
To wonder just exactly what
This does to your beloved tot?
IT ROTS THE SENSES IN THE HEAD!
IT KILLS IMAGINATION DEAD!
IT CLOGS AND CLUTTERS UP THE MIND!
IT MAKES A CHILD SO DULL AND BLIND
HE CAN NO LONGER UNDERSTAND
A FANTASY, A FAIRYLAND!
HIS BRAIN BECOMES AS SOFT AS CHEESE!
HIS POWERS OF THINKING RUST AND FREEZE!
HE CANNOT THINK—HE ONLY SEES!
'All right!' you'll cry. 'All right!' you'll say,
'But if we take the set away,
What shall we do to entertain
Our darling children? Please explain!'
We'll answer this by asking you,
'What used the darling ones to do?
'How used they keep themselves contented
Before this monster was invented?'
Have you forgotten? Don't you know?
We'll say it very loud and slow:
THEY...USED...TO...READ! They'd READ and READ,
AND READ and READ, and then proceed
To READ some more. Great Scott! Gadzooks!
One half their lives was reading books!
The nursery shelves held books galore!
Books cluttered up the nursery floor!
And in the bedroom, by the bed,
More books were waiting to be read!
Such wondrous, fine, fantastic tales
Of dragons, gypsies, queens, and whales
And treasure isles, and distant shores
Where smugglers rowed with muffled oars,
And pirates wearing purple pants,
And sailing ships and elephants,
And cannibals crouching 'round the pot,
Stirring away at something hot.
(It smells so good, what can it be?
Good gracious, it's Penelope.)
The younger ones had Beatrix Potter
With Mr. Tod, the dirty rotter,
And Squirrel Nutkin, Pigling Bland,
And Mrs. Tiggy–Winkle and—
Just How The Camel Got His Hump,
And How The Monkey Lost His Rump,
And Mr. Toad, and bless my soul,
There's Mr. Rat and Mr. Mole—
Oh, books, what books they used to know,
Those children living long ago!
So please, oh please, we beg, we pray,
Go throw your TV set away,
And in its place you can install
A lovely bookshelf on the wall.
Then fill the shelves with lots of books,
Ignoring all the dirty looks,
The screams and yells, the bites and kicks,
And children hitting you with sticks—
Fear not, because we promise you
That, in about a week or two
Of having nothing else to do,
They'll now begin to feel the need
Of having something good to read.
And once they start—oh boy, oh boy!
You watch the slowly growing joy
That fills their hearts. They'll grow so keen
They'll wonder what they'd ever seen
In that ridiculous machine,
That nauseating, foul, unclean,
Repulsive television screen!
And later, each and every kid
Will love you more for what you did.
P.S. Regarding Mike Teavee,
We very much regret that we
Shall simply have to wait and see
If we can get him back his height.
But if we can't—it serves him right.

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Roald Dahl

And some sentences I like (I collect sentences; let me know if you wrote one and want credit for it, I forget who writes what but rest assured I didn't write any of these):

"Hurting--hurting he would sit with eyes closed, rubbing the polished handle against his cheek or forehead or temples like a blind man relearning the world."

"We will answer their demands for a gold standard by saying to them: 'You shall not press down upon the brow of labor this crown of thorns, you shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold.'"

"Rose let her gaze drift onto the creature; a white gruslen stared back into her eyes."

"For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these--it might have been."

"John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met."

"His head was buried into Wilson’s side and he was now growling softly into Wilson’s liver, in what Wilson presumed was the Houseian version of a snore."

"'Thank you,' she said, and he heard an 'I love you' in between the words and felt a kiss as she squeezed his hand."

"So it wasn't nothing. But it sure as hell was something. And maybe... someday... it could be everything."

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife."

"She stared at the unicorn long after its music had finished, long after the apartment became quiet, sometimes seeing the gift, sometimes seeing the blue eyes of a man who one night noticed she was cold and put his coat around her shoulders."

"There was no doubt in House’s mind, though, that Wilson could tie a sheepshank with his feet. While writing a different letter with each hand. Why he’d need to do that was not clear to House, but it was one of those things that one should be able to do just in case."

"When he’s alone, he shuts his eyes and quivers at his secret ache to be held before he dies."

"Their mother letting him reach through the bars of the crib to stroke the baby’s soft hair. Bunny. My bunny."

"You know this roof; you know what things look like from here. You don’t know what they look like even three feet from the edge. You can guess, but you don’t know, you’ve never seen it."

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Will Be by P'Bantonox reviews
It wasn’t enough that they had lived through the crash and the storm, oh no. Wilson still hadn't woken, and now the press was involved. There was more to be saved than just the lives of House's patients... House/Wilson friendship.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,277 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 4/20/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson
Addicts Never Lie by AtreidesHeir reviews
Wilson struggles with a difficult decision while House continues his recovery. Story deals with drug dependency and depression. Chapters 40 and 41 are now up. Please R&R.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 64,525 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 4/19/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson
The Contract by DIY Sheep reviews
He laughed silently and hysterically: He was a human piano of pain. House the human piano of pain. It had a nice ring to it. Very dark: Strong HouseWilson friendship. Cuddy and Steve McQueen. Complete with DVD extras and missing scenes.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 41,151 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 2/13/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Some Days Are Worse Than Others by sydedalus reviews
An alternate ending for The Honeymoon, still unfinished. House gets suicidal over Stacy, picks a fight in a bar, and nearly overdoses. HouseWilson friendship with a good dose of Cuddy and some Stacy. Gen. First few chapters rated M for language. WIP. AU.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 139,356 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/11/2007 - Published: 4/13/2005 - G. House, J. Wilson
Eros, Philia and Agape by merduff reviews
Lust, love and something else. Progressive dining, Wilsonstyle
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,528 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/4/2007 - J. Wilson - Complete
No Little Charity by perspi reviews
It was an old ritual, old magic from before the world had rational explanations and cold science. Cold science had failed House, and Wilson had nothing left to try but this. HouseWilson friendship, hurtcomfort, AU.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,389 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
The Horrible Reign of Wilson the Second by blackmare reviews
House is destroying Saint Jimmy, and that's not nearly as awful a thing as everyone thinks. Not slash T for mild language.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Published: 12/9/2006 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
The Devil's In the Details by KidsNurse reviews
BOOK THREE Third part of the trilogy that began with 'The Devil, You Say' and continued with 'Battling the Demons.' Study of House Wilson Cuddy friendship. Angst,hurtcomfort,psychological introspection. COMPLETE 11.27.06
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 63,476 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 10/3/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
A Towered Citadel by Namaste reviews
Wilson sins, House wants to know why. This takes a look at Wilson's darker side, from before the infarction to just before the closing episodes of season two.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,779 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2006 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Battling the Demons by KidsNurse reviews
BOOK TW0 Sequel to 'The Devil, You Say'.House is home from the hospital, things should be better now, right? Psychological introspection, angst, hurtcomfort, etc.Indepth study of dynamics between House,Wilson,and Cuddy. COMPLETE 08.30.06
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 50,590 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 7/8/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Shadowed Guilt by DeathIsOnStrike reviews
In the heat of a moment House gets nasty, Chase unable to stand the agony anymore quits. House feeling more then slightly guilty goes to apologize, but what horrible secrets are Chase keeping? Violent happenings.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,124 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 3/7/2006
Cold Call by Double Dog reviews
House makes some phone calls. May be read as a oneshot or as a darker alternative ending to Standoff.WARNING: Character death, although it's in the past.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Standoff by Double Dog reviews
Wilson finds himself in for a very rough time at a convenience store, and it's all House's fault. Rated for violence and language.Last chapter up. Many thanks for all the kind words and encouragement this was my firstever multichaptered story, and I'm
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,065 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 6/23/2006 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
One Blind House by DIY Sheep reviews
“The man is blind and crippled. How on earth did he manage to escape?” Cuddy threw her hands up in her trademark Houseian exclamation of frustration. “Oh forget I said that. This is House. We will probably find him halfway up Everest.”
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,696 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/6/2006 - Published: 6/16/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson
Pass the Pretzels by DIY Sheep reviews
Sometimes a friendship can last a long long time.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2006 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
The Devil, You Say by KidsNurse reviews
BOOK ONE The psychology behind the HouseWilsonCuddy bond, as well as some attempt to make reason out of the events leading up to, but not including, No Reason. COMPLETE 06.28.06
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 39,444 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Dependency by Ivory Novelist reviews
House figures something out and then decides it doesn't matter. HouseWilson friendship as usual. Please read and review.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Sensitivity by Ivory Novelist reviews
Wilson falls ill, and it makes House quiet. No slash intended. Please read and review.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Third Base and Bad Ties by ratchetblack reviews
Wilson gets kind of stupid when he's exhausted. House pokes fun at him.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/1/2006 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
The Secret Life of Sunflowers by Ivory Novelist reviews
Everyone needs to be touched. No slash. Please read and review.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Complete
Red Plastic by Ivory Novelist reviews
What if House and Wilson have known each other longer than we think? The childhood meeting of House and Wilson. Please read and review. Thanks.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Complete
Wilson by Ivory Novelist reviews
100 word drabble. No slash intended. Please read and review.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Complete
My Staunch Boswell by Demus reviews
Today I have been thinking about death. For is not all life pathetic and futile?...The year is 1928. At the age of 76, Watson is fighting for his life.' Holmes remembers the moment when he realised the value of his friend's life. Like 'My Dear Fellow'
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Complete
Vacant Lives by CelticFaerie2 reviews
HouseWilson hurtcomfort Strong Friendship fic. Ch 15 up! Please R&R!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,763 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/18/2005 - Published: 4/24/2005
Stumble by Ivory Novelist reviews
Just when House thinks he's got nothing else to live for, he's reminded that he's still got something to lose. No Slash. HouseWilson friendship. Please Read and
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,850 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/9/2005 - Published: 4/14/2005 - Complete
My Dear Fellow by Demus reviews
Holmes reflects on his chronicler, watching him sleep as they travel to their temporary home at the end of a particularly galling case for Watson. Not slash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/18/2004 - Complete
Monsters by March Hare reviews
What if the impossible cannot be eliminated?
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,711 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2004
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Sex and Pancakes reviews
In which no one, from Conan Doyle to David Shore to Lord Byron to a certain animal native to Australia, remains unscathed.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/5/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Art of Saying a Lot with Few Words House Style reviews
Eight hundredword drabbles, most HouseWilson friendship, some other genres all inspired by song titles. Enjoy!
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Complete
Untitled reviews
This is an odd story, and you may not like it. HouseWilson friendship. Deathfic. No idea why I wrote it really. xD
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Confession Part III reviews
House and Wilson friendship. There are no Parts I and II. In which food is stolen, koi wear lab coats, sand is raked and dogs are barfed on. Oneshot.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Pure Gospel reviews
HouseWilson friendship. A sunny day, a red car, a drive home, a realization. Also, by the way, a oneshot.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Running Shoes reviews
For some reason, this bothered House—perhaps because Wilson would get bloodstains on them if he happened to fall and snap his fool neck, who knew.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
That's All reviews
A drabble inspired by an episode from Season Two. I wanted a break from college essay crud.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Complete
Boswell reviews
Drabble that Word says is 100 words, but this site thinks otherwise. o.o There's one curse word.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Complete
Twelve Weeks reviews
Rewrite HouseWilson strong friendship, no slash, hopefully not as OOC as I think. I don't like summaries.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Drabble reviews
Things're a lot different from the other side. Don't expect this to make any sense.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Complete
The Blanket reviews
Sometimes when it seems there's nowhere in the world you belong, all it takes is a reminder of what home really is to start things looking up again. HouseWilson friendship, no slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
It's Not Easy reviews
Wilson suffers some hardship at the hands of his wife and goes on, with the help of House, to realize that he can still find happiness. No slash. Please read and review. It's better than it sounds, I promise!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,380 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/6/2006 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Complete
The Kid reviews
House was in the middle of what he considered to be a relatively normal day when someone stumbled into the clinic who would change his life forever. He just didn't know it yet.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 2/12/2006
Three Months reviews
Wilson hasn't been touched in three months. House solves the problem. Not really slash, unless you squint. A lot. Oh, and it's my first fanfic, so... please R&R. : Thanks.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete