In vino veritas, nunc est bibendum. - In wine is truth, now we must drink.

Truer words have never been spoken…Well, there probably are truer-er words, but that particular adage is my favourite, for now. Well, I suppose introductions are in order. ((Waves at readers)) Hi, I’m Mira, like it says on the top of the page. I like tinned peaches and nutella. Oh, and I also like reviews. Yes, that’s a hint. A big one too.

I have three family members who are also fanfictioners; a sister, a brother and a cousin. In point of fact, out of the three of them, only my sister writes. Which brings us to another thing.

If you are wondering why I update so very slowly, it’s mainly because I’m a procrastinator. The biggest one of them all. But it is also due to the fact that I am helping my sister, all-knowing alien, to write her fic “I WON, I WON, NEENER, NEENER, NEE-NERR!”. Check it out. Oh, I also blame my puppy, Cleo for my late updates and all.

And last but not least, in true book-style, here are a few reviews for each of my fan fictions.

FAQ'S FOR MARY SUES:

can't...breath...(falls of chair laughing uncontrollably)this is so funny it has me stunned! is this the end of it? it better not be cuz i need more! more!- marigogo

LOL thats brilliant, you do need to write more :) - Something Indiscript

CHANTAL GETS MARRIED!1:

gigglesnort+ - Capegio

The sad thing is, a lot of people won't realize this is a parody, heh.
"She was half centaur, half fawn, half unicorn and half mermaid."
- my fav line!- KittandChips

ROTFL! funnai!11! I mean, like, OMG, don't you just HATE those MerrySus? And sum ppl juzt wanna b wannabes, when they r so, like, NOT hot? OMFG, so funnai...it is suposd 2 b funnai, rite?
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO- All-Knowing Alien 2

WHAT AM I DOING HERE?

Ooh, what's going to happen next? I am on the edge of my seat here! In the name of Aslan I implore you to update! - Child of the Seine

Andrew, you silly nag.

Haha...nag...get it? No? Well, that's okay, I just suck at telling jokes. Funny funny funny.- Capegio

Awesome! I read this, and I was continually in AWE! This is, actually, the first Narnia FF I have read, and I hope at least ONE other story measures up as well as this one does. Well, I have to run, but this has been catapulted into my favorites.- Jousting Elf with a Sabre

Self-proclaimed Troublemaker-in-Chief,

Mira :)

~Doubt that the stars are fire;
Doubt that the sun doth moon;
Doubt truth to be a liar;
But never doubt I love.

Hamlet, act II, scene ii.

http:///index.html - The Lord of the Peeps.

http:///Parody/Lotr/boredom.html - The Hastily assembled one-page LOTR

http:///kiss.html - Where you get to kiss elves.Or whatever.

- That kinda explains itself.