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Joined 12-05-05, id: 944285
Author has written 4 stories for Chronicles of Narnia, Lord of the Rings, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

In vino veritas, nunc est bibendum. - In wine is truth, now we must drink.

Truer words have never been spoken…Well, there probably are truer-er words, but that particular adage is my favourite, for now. Well, I suppose introductions are in order. ((Waves at readers)) Hi, I’m Mira, like it says on the top of the page. I like tinned peaches and nutella. Oh, and I also like reviews. Yes, that’s a hint. A big one too.

I have three family members who are also fanfictioners; a sister, a brother and a cousin. In point of fact, out of the three of them, only my sister writes. Which brings us to another thing.

If you are wondering why I update so very slowly, it’s mainly because I’m a procrastinator. The biggest one of them all. But it is also due to the fact that I am helping my sister, all-knowing alien, to write her fic “I WON, I WON, NEENER, NEENER, NEE-NERR!”. Check it out. Oh, I also blame my puppy, Cleo for my late updates and all.

And last but not least, in true book-style, here are a few reviews for each of my fan fictions.

FAQ'S FOR MARY SUES:

can't...breath...(falls of chair laughing uncontrollably)this is so funny it has me stunned! is this the end of it? it better not be cuz i need more! more!- marigogo

LOL thats brilliant, you do need to write more :) - Something Indiscript

CHANTAL GETS MARRIED!1:

gigglesnort+ - Capegio

The sad thing is, a lot of people won't realize this is a parody, heh.
"She was half centaur, half fawn, half unicorn and half mermaid."
- my fav line!- KittandChips


ROTFL! funnai!11! I mean, like, OMG, don't you just HATE those MerrySus? And sum ppl juzt wanna b wannabes, when they r so, like, NOT hot? OMFG, so funnai...it is suposd 2 b funnai, rite?
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO- All-Knowing Alien 2

WHAT AM I DOING HERE?

Ooh, what's going to happen next? I am on the edge of my seat here! In the name of Aslan I implore you to update! - Child of the Seine

Andrew, you silly nag.

Haha...nag...get it? No? Well, that's okay, I just suck at telling jokes. Funny funny funny.- Capegio

Awesome! I read this, and I was continually in AWE! This is, actually, the first Narnia FF I have read, and I hope at least ONE other story measures up as well as this one does. Well, I have to run, but this has been catapulted into my favorites.- Jousting Elf with a Sabre

Self-proclaimed Troublemaker-in-Chief,

Mira :)

~Doubt that the stars are fire;
Doubt that the sun doth moon;
Doubt truth to be a liar;
But never doubt I love.

Hamlet, act II, scene ii.


Also, here are a couple of my favourite sites...

http:///index.html - The Lord of the Peeps.

http:///Parody/Lotr/boredom.html - The Hastily assembled one-page LOTR

http:///kiss.html - Where you get to kiss elves.Or whatever.

- That kinda explains itself.


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The Family Clock by Jan. McNeville reviews
Ever think of the Weasleys' clock? A wizarding watchmaker makes friends with our favorite twins in an answer to the Great Mary Sue Problem. Rating is upped one, just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 192,840 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 2/8/2004 - Charlie W., OC
I WON, I WON, NEENER, NEENER, NEENERRR! by All-Knowing Alien 2 reviews
Sauron FINALLY gets the Ring, but soon learns the downside when he has to deal with Sues, the 9 and three quarters Nazgul, Valar!Sues and...worser things. -EVIL laugh- Rated T for language and questionable themes. Don't own LoTR or the wonderful Koss.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 131,536 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Sauron
Diary of an Undercover Sue by Hirilnara reviews
An ISPCE spin off, based on a new theory that fangirls are not created as a story is posted, but that they are being trained in some school. Watch what happens when one poor agent gets sent in undercover!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,283 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 11/26/2003
An Adventure by They call me Mary reviews
Currently rewriting! Check back soon... It's not a 10th walker, so that has to count for something! Fun & silly self-insert fic basically. Hope you enjoy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,088 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 3/21/2005 - Elrohir, Glorfindel
Colliding Clocks by Cage The Elephant In The Room reviews
We see things not as they are, but as we are. Our fondest memories never quite match up to how things truly unfold. They are as we felt at the time. Dreams, reality, memories. In the end, it's all the same tangled web of emotional dysfunction. A/A.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,829 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur
Salvation by Enchantable reviews
Post-movie. The Fischer job may be complete but the Cobb job has just begun.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,710 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur
All That We See Or Seem by Specificitydarling reviews
"I've always wanted to see Paris in late spring." 2 weeks after the job Ariadne is back in Paris, but she's not the only one. Post-film! AriadnexArthur
Inception - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,082 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Footsteps by Aviala Ordali reviews
Taking a step into someone's mind can unlock many things. Sometimes you don't always find what you thought you would. Or what you had hoped you would.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,523 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur
Perception by Modate reviews
She wondered how he perceived her. What did he think about her? Did he even think of her at all? - Takes place directly after the film. The rating has changed due to the use of coarse language.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,828 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur
The Difference Between Arthur and Arthur by moeexyz reviews
Kissing him in reality and kissing him in a dream were two completely different things. Oneshot.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Atlas Falling by Harlequin Sequins reviews
She opens up, and he flows into her, and he feels like if he could, he'd never resurface. He'd never go back. Arthur/Ariadne. One Shot.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Arthur, Ariadne - Complete
Skyscrapers by Harlequin Sequins reviews
He was tall in comparison to her, although everyone seemed to be, like an edifice that just brushed the legs of the stars. Ariadne/Arthur. Inception.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Complete
The Opposite of Logic by Kristen Elizabeth reviews
I do not believe I have ever hurt anyone as much as I have hurt her, Jim.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,878 - Reviews: 1789 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Games People Play by Evergreene reviews
Legolas is rather puzzled by the behaviour of the hobbits. Aragorn does not help. It's a long walk to Mordor...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,803 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn
Auburn Lightning by Sarinati reviews
Karlii is a 14 year old Alagaesian. She was born and raised in the town of Narda. On a beach south of the city, she finds her destiny...a hollow black stone with white lines. This is her story...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,087 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 3/11/2005
Always and Never by Domlando Blonaghan reviews
He never thought he would love her. She always knew it would end. During the Golden Age, a Terebinthian woman learns that beneath the magnificent facade, there is only Peter. Bookbased. This fic has been brought back to life, to be finally finished!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,666 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Peter Pevensie
Entangled by leezh reviews
Happened when Peter was still a High King, few years after TLTWTW. A Princess from a neighboring country arrived at Narnia to ask for help, and eventually, she found more than that in the form of the High King..
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,311 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Peter Pevensie
Worlds Apart by WillowTree91 reviews
Narnia is lost. Three of it's rulers are imprisoned and the fourth is generating rebellion. Hope is dwindling as a race against time ensues as four different worlds recollide and a battle looms on the horizion. Full Summary inside.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,087 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie
Wait a Second! by CaffinatedDreamSequence reviews
In addition to chasing them with Orcs, Nazgul, and all wickedness, Sauron has decided that he wants to frustrate the Fellowship itself, not just it's mission. Poor Legolas! COMPLETED!...rating just to be safe I accept anonymous reviews. NO FLAMES! R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,548 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Legolas
Lord of the Rings Musical Songs by CrystalFNfire reviews
More songs for all of you! They're just take offs of songs from Broadway musicals that I think the characters of Tolkien would sing if they were in a musical. NEW SONG: LOVELY LADY
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 49 - Words: 21,264 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 8/9/2005
Narnia: The Musical by C.S. Alair Frahm reviews
A kidnapped princess, a land prisoned by the very element they love, a strange sickness, and much more are all in this story about finding yourself again, music, and love. COMPLETE! Please R&R!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 65,094 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Complete
Should've Thought of That One, Bori by Eggo Waffles reviews
We all wish that Boromir had survived Amon Hen, but have we ever considered the implications? Parody AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,546 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Boromir
The Games of the Gods, Book Two: Playing the Game by vericus reviews
Kari has been taken by the FBI, and Elrohir's dragged Glorfindel, Rachel, and friends back from Valinor to help him find her. Area 51 isn't going to know what hit it. THIS STORY IS ON AN INDEFINITE HIATUS. I APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,325 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Glorfindel, Elrohir
Against the Tide by Isabel Fletcher reviews
Lorelei thought of Peter as just a friend. She never realized her true feelings for him until it was too late. COMPLETE! Thanks to everybody who read and reviewed. This was my first fanfiction, so thank you!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,273 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/21/2006 - Published: 12/27/2005 - Complete
A Chosen Fate by Silverflame180 reviews
This was just written for fun. Started out as a parody. A boring Jersey girl finds the truth about her past and discovers the giant freezer in a gelato shop is also a door to Narnia. Future romance, war, and lots of humor!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,569 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/12/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006
I TOLD You to Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Another day, another ridiculous Sue to scar the canon characters for life with…no, I’m not laughing evilly, why do you ask? Sequel to “Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around.”
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,712 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Complete
Things Change With Time by DeppInLove reviews
Gabrielle London has fallen in love with a young Jack Sparrow. But Jacks wonder for the sea leaves Gabrielle alone and depressed for 15 years. When she's face to face with Jack once again, will she like what she see's? will he?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,384 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/2/2006 - Published: 1/30/2006
Edmund: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by opera13 reviews
In the tradition of Theresa Green's famous Owner's manuals, now you can learn to own and operate an EDMUND unit of your very own!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/26/2006 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Complete
Where the Sidewalk Ends by Northern One reviews
Girl gets heart broken...guy gets heart broken...girl goes into other world and falls for the heart broken boy? I don't think so.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,534 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Complete
A Mary Sue Murder by siriuslysirus123 reviews
Mary Sue had been murdered. No one knows who the killer is and why Mary Sue was murdered. Before you know it some will die and some will live. The ones who remain have to figure out who is responsbilbe for all the deaths.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,651 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/10/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Complete
It's Not as Easy as You Think! by Socks Are Yummy reviews
Think you’d want to be a Mary Sue? Think again. Mary Sue, Legomance, Rated T to be safe. Mostly Bookland, but, you know, the book never had Mary Sue, so I'll call it alternate.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,564 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/21/2006 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Legolas
Daughters of Archenland by slam a revolving door reviews
[Hiatus] The Golden Age is over. The High King and his fellow monarchs have disappeared, leaving the country in a dreadful state. The time for Calormene reign has come. Yet there is one person who may stop them... the heir to the Narnian throne
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,439 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 1/8/2006
Little Sisters Pain by touchnotthecat reviews
Jeanette Richards was always in her brothers shadow, but becoming equal in such a way was not what she wanted. The thought of being around Johnny all time didn't exactly help either. Please R&R
Fantastic 4 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,116 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Complete
Lord of the Ringlets by MarvelousThings07 reviews
The Fellowship goes on a quest to retrieve Legolas' lost shampoo, and complete randomness ensues. Rated T to be on the safe side.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,546 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/5/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Legolas
How to Pick a Worthwhile Fic by clichebusters reviews
How to spend less time searching for a good story and more time reading them. 'It's BAAAACK...'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,211 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Harry P., Ron W.
Alfonso the Ring: Part III by RiseAgainPhoenix reviews
Lord of the Rings wouldn't be Lord of the Rings without the Ring, now would it? Hear the story from the Ring's point of view! Warnings: Ring has very coarse language, and Aragorn and Legolas occasionally do slashy things. FINSISHED! Last chapter up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,853 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/3/2006 - Published: 12/27/2005
Discovering You by HauntedInTheMoonlight reviews
Elaine is Professor Kirke's goddaughter. When the Pevensie children come, she instantly becomes good friends with them. What if she accidentally came along with them to Narnia? PeterOFC Dedicated to Emmy
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,829 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/3/2006 - Published: 2/24/2006
To the Great Western Wood by Serenity Song reviews
Six years have passed since the Pevensies' Coronation at Cair Paravel, and King Edmund the Just finds his title and throne being challenged... [Bookbased Moviebased]
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,683 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 2/24/2006
Aslan's Country by CS June reviews
During the Golden Age of Narnia a young woman is established as Queen of the Western Wild. When a pact is signed between her and the High King Peter of Narnia it appears that they have more in common than just royalty.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,116 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005
The Sea and the Siblings by Capegio reviews
Four years into the Golden Age, rumors circulate that the Witch's army is assembling again. The Pevensies go to investigate together.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 65,196 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Slave of the Desert Lords by SoKaWriterChick reviews
CHAPTER 2 up! The newly edited and soon TBC version of my old story! 'Living as a slave in the sands of Harad, she has nothing to look forward to except the next auction and her newest master...'
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,624 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/12/2006 - Published: 3/2/2006
The Enchanted Chest by cascade-of-black-ink reviews
When Mallory Johnson finds an Enchanted Chest in her uncle's attic belonging to a mysterious princess, little did she know that it would lead her to fantastic lands of magic and lift the veil over her past. Set during the Witch's regime in Narnia.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,019 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/8/2006 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Complete
Legolas and the Underrated Part of His Anatomy by Celestra reviews
The most underrated part of Legolas' anatomy saves him from a terrible fate. Bit of a MarySue parody sarcastic humour.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Legolas - Complete
A Pale Moon Rises Revised by Da Evil BEAN reviews
This is my new and improved story. It is a MarySue Legomance. DO NOT READ IF YOU DON'T LIKE MARYSUES! Not a 10thWalker... or is it?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,278 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Legolas
Duchess Whatshername? by Capella85 reviews
Peter waits in horror for a crazy duchess, who can’t even remember her own name, to propose. He would say no, if it weren’t for those ridiculous women’s protest groups!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Complete
How To Drive An Elf Insane by Zeiphyx reviews
Legolas finds himself on the hunt for an elusive athelas bush with none other than Peregrin Took for company... Peregrin is eager to know all about everything from elves to babies. How will Legolas cope? No slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Peregrin T., Legolas - Complete
Mary Sue's Finest Hour by Kaia Sylvan reviews
Sick to tears of the typical fan fiction? Of Mary-Sue and her disgustingly cliche perfection? Tempted to drown her in a pool of overused adjectives used to describe her hair? Look no further.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,826 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/28/2006 - Published: 6/10/2002
The Green Gateway by KittandChips reviews
After returning from the edge of the world, Caspian is in low spirits, much to the concern of Drinian. Then a stranger arrives at Cair Paravel, bringing a device that will allow Caspian to visit the one place he's always longed to go.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,479 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/21/2006 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Caspian X, Drinian - Complete
Immortalized by Smiffygans Nekobasu reviews
It was inevitable..she was his from the first immortal breath she took. She belonged to him even before she was assured her place in eternity. She was made to be what she was..born for her place in the world. Plz R&R!
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,154 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/21/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006
Suitor by Capegio reviews
Susan's siblings react to her first suitor. [Gift fic for amidnightkiss.]
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Complete
New Friendships by Eilwyn reviews
A few weeks after their coronation, the Pevensies begin to meet their human neighbors from Archenland. Chapter 2 and 3 are up.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/12/2006 - Published: 1/28/2006
The Council of Legolas by Authoressinhiding reviews
Legolas, Elladan, Elrohir, Aragorn, and company capture a MSwriter. Chaos ensues. oneshot
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Legolas, Faramir - Complete
A Pale Moon Rises by Da Evil BEAN reviews
A somewhat tragic MarySue Legomance about a girl and how people can do unimmaginable things for the one they love. Not a 10thWalker... or is it? PLEASE DO NOT READ IF YOU DON'T LIKE MARYSUES!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,488 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Legolas
The Great King by slideyfoot reviews
Queen Aravis and King Cor of Archenland have long awaited an heir. Finally, 20 years after the two first met, the Queen is reaching the end of her first pregnancy. However, things do not go quite as planned…
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2006
Legolas visits the Dentist by Spooks Apprentice reviews
Want to know what happens when Legolas visits the dreaded dentist? Will he survive the evils of tooth surgery? Will he get over his fears of the dentist? Find out by reading our story!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Legolas - Complete
A Difficult Love by Cowpie Surprise reviews
[COMPLETE] After being saved by a water nymph, Edmund falls in love. But she can't stay on land and he can't stay in water. How will they be together? NOT LIKE LITTLE MERMAID.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,403 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/17/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
Pipe Dream by Eggo Waffles reviews
Lucy comes to terms with her Faun fetish. Tumnus comes to terms with the fact that his teapot is broken. LucyTumnus parody... don't say you weren't warned.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Complete
The Replacement by Lilya reviews
Susan couldn’t help but wondering if she was even meant to be there in first place. If she truly was, and would always be, only a substitute for Anne. OS. Movieinsipred, I think could fit both ways
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Complete
Attack Of the Mary Sues by Mitsuy reviews
Everyone returns to hogwarts again and find that there's been an over excess of Original characters shoved into the school. Parody of all the perfect Original Characters out there romancing your favorite HP characters. FIN
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/4/2006 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Complete
Whats going on? by neveragainember reviews
Well...not much to say....but this is completely by request...so..anything you want to see...tell me and I'll write it! starts with fredmione...harrycho....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2005
Old Memories, New Life by Candyness reviews
Her mother is dead from the bombings, the letter of execution for her father had come a week ago. The grief hadn't caught up with her yet, but is just did. She wishes she really is dying. It would be easier than life, easier than any thing else.... Taz fa
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 12/27/2005
When Gandalf Doesn't Like You by CrystalFNfire reviews
Gandalf is fed up and done with Mary Sues falling into Middle Earth all over the place. So, he decides to give one a taste of her own medicine.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
Double Sided by The Emerald Princess reviews
Takes place after LW&W, but before Prince Caspian. With the High King and Company off the thrones, Narnia is once again in danger. However, this time it must be rescued by an unsuspecting Daughter of Eve, who just may find herself along the way.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 12/19/2005
Fella Not Chanted by c-brunette reviews
He is a Prince, she is a new comer. What will happen when or if she finds out he is a Prince? Chappie 2 up!
Ella Enchanted - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/8/2005 - Published: 9/21/2005
Wintergreen by Evilism reviews
Welcome to the Cliches Compendium. I've covered everything, from Mary Sues to Crossovers. Rated for outrageously mushy, tragic and cliched scenes.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,878 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/13/2005 - Published: 5/11/2004
Land of Light and Shadows by Thundera Tiger reviews
Eomer, Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli journey south into Harad. Politics, abductions, assassinations, battles...life as usual. Chapter 38: The race to Haradhur begins! But not without a few false starts...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 290,691 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 4/4/2005 - Published: 11/27/2001 - Aragorn, Eomer, Gimli, Legolas
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2823 - Favs: 7,168 - Follows: 591 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Why Leggy Doesn't Smile by Alaina reviews
Ever wonder why Legolas doesn't smile once throughout Lord of the Rings (FotR, NOT the extended version)? This is why. Reposted, with a higher rating. Please, if you still think it's too low, let me know.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,124 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/30/2004 - Published: 6/30/2004
Glorfindel: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by insert pseudonym reviews
The guide for that loveable, but oft neglected Elven Lord: Glorfindel.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/14/2003
The Mermaid and Legolas! by Leelee5 reviews
Ariel is a half mermaid from Earth who goes to Middle Earth to be in an arranged marrage with a certain elf (READ TO FIND OUT WHICH ONE!!! tee hee!!) (since people aren't getting it, i'll ruin the suprise and tell you all this is a parody)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/4/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - Legolas
The 10 Rider - a Parody by DarkRiver reviews
Well, if there's a 10th Walker, then it stands to reason...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2002
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A Seamstresses Tale reviews
Also called 'The True and Remarkable Adventures of Minerva Broome'. No, it isn't a Will or Jack OC fic, sorry to dissapoint..
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/28/2006
What am I doing here? reviews
Yup. Another girl falls into Narnia...literally...but I promise it'll be good. A bit of romance, adventure and humour...Enjoy!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,209 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 12/23/2005
Chantal Gets Married! reviews
A story about an 'ordinary' girl!Not a Mary Sue!Read and Review!1
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Complete
FAQ’s by Mary Sues reviews
A collaborative fanfic by mis.mira and AllKnowing Alien. We strive to make you laugh.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Legolas
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