Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, Megami Tensei, and Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha.
Welcome to the cold bite of existentialism. There are no table tops here - no mirrors of smoke or clouds of glass. The air chokes and the water sings grating melodies.
Happenstance mars our countenance. Fear breaths life into the eyes of the lackluster and starved - paralytic and toxic and euphoric. It burns vectors of love through or nostrils, relentless and bemoaning the whole of it's being. Half and again it circles, enraptured with all it sees.
But it is blind.
As are you.
I enjoy long walks on the beach and candlelit dinners, so long as it ends in a football game and a bag of Fritos.
Hugs are fun, and should be given for free at all sporting events
Lemons taste bad, and if they are mixed with rat poison, they look stupid.
Do not eat rat poison
Rats are people too, and that makes rat poison BAD
Every pair of shoes that you buy should come with a salad fork, just in case
There is no such thing as too much orange juice, but there IS such a things as too much toothpaste
Orange juice and Toothpaste dont mix, ever.
Some people like to say potatoe, others say potatoe. If u notice, they are both still spelled wrong
If a man makes a mistake in a forest and no woman is around to here it, is he still wrong? The answer:yes, and trees are no exception to the rule
Two manning a crave case will kill you. I would know, as it is the reason that I'm dead
Single-handedly eating a crave case will NOT kill you. Instead, Death will just laugh his ass off as you fall to the ground and are unable to get up, like the pathetic turtle-person that you are
Trying new things. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!