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Joined 12-06-05, id: 944606, Profile Updated: 11-19-11
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, Megami Tensei, and Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha.

Welcome to the cold bite of existentialism. There are no table tops here - no mirrors of smoke or clouds of glass. The air chokes and the water sings grating melodies.

How unfortunate.

Happenstance mars our countenance. Fear breaths life into the eyes of the lackluster and starved - paralytic and toxic and euphoric. It burns vectors of love through or nostrils, relentless and bemoaning the whole of it's being. Half and again it circles, enraptured with all it sees.

But it is blind.

As are you.


I enjoy long walks on the beach and candlelit dinners, so long as it ends in a football game and a bag of Fritos.

Hugs are fun, and should be given for free at all sporting events

Lemons taste bad, and if they are mixed with rat poison, they look stupid.

Do not eat rat poison

Rats are people too, and that makes rat poison BAD

Every pair of shoes that you buy should come with a salad fork, just in case

There is no such thing as too much orange juice, but there IS such a things as too much toothpaste

Orange juice and Toothpaste dont mix, ever.

Some people like to say potatoe, others say potatoe. If u notice, they are both still spelled wrong

If a man makes a mistake in a forest and no woman is around to here it, is he still wrong? The answer:yes, and trees are no exception to the rule

Two manning a crave case will kill you. I would know, as it is the reason that I'm dead

Single-handedly eating a crave case will NOT kill you. Instead, Death will just laugh his ass off as you fall to the ground and are unable to get up, like the pathetic turtle-person that you are

Trying new things. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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When Signing a Contract, Always Read the Fine Print by gentlemankitsune reviews
Minato screws up when he signs a contract dictating that Naruto would be the protagonist of a videogame being developed by TOBI inc. This has unknown consequences at the time, but 13 years later it manifests in a way that leaves Naruto trapped in a world full of videogame UI, Syntax, and shit ton of confusion. Will Naruto be able to survive, or will it be GAME OVER?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 273,106 - Reviews: 2147 - Favs: 2,774 - Follows: 2,989 - Updated: 9/14 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Naruto U., Anko M., Fū - Complete
Life in Konoha's ANBU by Shezza reviews
ANBU!Naruto. Drafted into ANBU at a young age, Naruto is guided to the path of a Captain. Leader of Team Sigma, the Hokage's Personal Guard, Naruto will lead his team and defend his Village to the best of his ability. Threats besiege the Land of Fire from all sides, and only Naruto stands before them...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 51 - Words: 357,167 - Reviews: 4448 - Favs: 5,540 - Follows: 5,307 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30998 - Favs: 17,444 - Follows: 14,911 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5624 - Favs: 8,640 - Follows: 9,207 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Naruto: Shinobi Wars by Geor-sama reviews
There are storm clouds swirling on the horizon, the nations are marching toward the inevitable...its been nearly three years and Uzumaki Naruto returns with the swell of the blood tide.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 379,281 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 2,113 - Follows: 1,807 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Tamers Requiem, Book 5: Return of Shadows by Crazyeight reviews
The waters of the Dark Ocean stretch in all directions, connecting all the worlds together. In it, there are no endings, and death only becomes a beginning. As the Dark Ocean reaches out to claim the worlds, Takato must face it...and himself.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,668 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Takato M., Masaru D./Marcus
The Nine Broken Mirrors by Ayien reviews
When Suna attacks, Naruto and Gaara must abandon Konoha, find the other jinchuuriki, and unlock the secrets of the Village of Shadows, or all is lost. But it is only six years later, when Konoha comes demanding help, that the last Great War begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 194,734 - Reviews: 2622 - Favs: 3,151 - Follows: 2,577 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14455 - Favs: 7,655 - Follows: 5,777 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5970 - Favs: 9,550 - Follows: 3,614 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
The Legend of Uzumaki Naruto: Soul of Fire by General Grievous reviews
NarutoxWorldofWarcraft Part II Thus begins the second part of the legend. The worlds grow closer, and their many evils begin to awaken and converge. Naruto must now fight harder than ever. NaruxOC NaruxSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 426,291 - Reviews: 1809 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 12/3/2006
A Few Angry Words by lord of the land of fire reviews
A few angry words from Neji lead to a great many changes: “Hiashi-sama,” Naruto bowed once more. “I ask you to make a bargain with me.” To be with the girl he loves he makes a bet. The stakes? Only his future and his dream. Nar X Hin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 172,186 - Reviews: 5967 - Favs: 3,743 - Follows: 1,887 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Door Number Two by Reaper Nanashi reviews
-HIATUS- Naruto had always wanted a loving family, but it hadn't occurred to him that having one came with its own set of problems. He was trying so hard to love them that he never realized he was hurting them . . .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 184,899 - Reviews: 4225 - Favs: 1,619 - Follows: 1,494 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Two Halves :: Story One by J R LeDoux reviews
Repost By DameWren : What would it be like if, instead of Jiraiya, Naruto went on a training trip with some one else? What if Hinata went with him? What would happen? The answer: life. See Preface for more info; Reposted in preperation for sequel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 170,237 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Dutiful Eyes by Stormlock reviews
AU. What would have happened to the Hyuuga if Hizashi hadn't held his grudge against the main branch? Story mostly around Hinata, Neji and Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,767 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
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The Art of Befriending reviews
Because somewhere along the line, Hayate decided that she should make sure the TSAB never again would fall to corruption, and having just one tank-busting personal devoted army builder wouldn't be enough to get the job done. More pain, more gain, eh?
Crossover - Naruto & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,146 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Naruto U.
Warmth reviews
Persona 3 Yukari has been depressed of late, and it takes a certain someone to cheer her up. Min x Yuk
Megami Tensei - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Awake reviews
Persona 3 A little spin on what happens after Episode Aegis. Min x Aeg WARNING: Fluffaflufflefluffyness
Megami Tensei - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
He of Black and Gold reviews
The Kyuubi didn't attack the village hidden in the leaves, the Demon Lord did. So that means that the Demon Lord is inside Naruto and not the Kyuubi, right? NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.