PokerGuy
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Joined 12-06-05, id: 944838, Profile Updated: 08-05-08
Author has written 10 stories for Hannah Montana, Kim Possible, Looney Tunes, and Bible.

I'm not QUITE as perverted as you might think from reading Best Of Both Worlds and The Twins Take Action, but I do have my fantasies. :)

I'm that oddity, an adult fan of Disney Channel. There is a story behind this. My childhood was less than totally pleasant. I simply could not fit in. A few years ago, I found out that I have an autism spectrum disorder called Asperger's Syndrome. Now that I know about this, I sometimes enjoy watching ordinary kids doing ordinary things, unlike my own childhood.

I have worked Asperger's into The Weird Kid for Hannah Montana, and I plan to work it into others, perhaps HM, more likely other shows. Learn more about it, and especially how to recognize it, at and the link "What is AS?" because knowing about it makes life much easier to live. If you recognize someone you know and tell them about this, you may be doing them the biggest favor of their lives.

For fans of my former story The Twins Take Action, it is former because the site admins removed it, I guess for being too kinky and perverted. I have all the chapters on file though, and I might be able to incorporate the less objectionable ones into Best Of Both Worlds, once I am no longer restricted from uploading.

For those addicted to the kinkiness and perversion, it is still available on the site Disney Long Playing Stories at

although you have to register to access it due to the adult rating.

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Best Of Both Worlds reviews
This is rated M for some nonstandard pairings and more. If you are underage or easily offended, read something else.
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,770 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 6/23/2006
The Frigidity Attack reviews
Totally SpiesKP crossover. The first chapter is mild, but I'm planning some very kinky and perverted stuff later. Drakken from KP and Dr. Gelee from TS team up to take on KP and the spies.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Kim P., Ron S.
The Untold Gospel Story reviews
Matthew, Mark, Luke and John didn't want this story told! Not for those who consider the Gospels as sacred, because I kick a few sacred cows.
Bible - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Complete
The Coyote Buys a Jet reviews
Typical hijinks involving the Coyote, Roadrunner, and a jet plane.
Looney Tunes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Complete
Kim and the Tweebs reviews
Stop now if incest bothers you.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Tim/ Jim P., Kim P. - Complete
Fallen Angel reviews
Can a rising young star help an older superstar turn away from the path of self destruction?
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,619 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8/31/2006 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
The Tower Falls reviews
A story about September 11, 2001. Rated M for intense emotional content, nothing else objectionable.
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Complete
The Weird Kid M rated version reviews
Can Miley figure out why a classmate acts so strangely? Rated M for sex including slash.
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,509 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Complete
The Weird Kid K rated version reviews
Can Miley find out why a classmate acts strangely?
Hannah Montana - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,996 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Complete
Miley, Do You Want To Know a Secret? reviews
Miley expresses her opinion of London Tipton as a fellow celebrity. The Suite Life crossover, to avoid using a real world person
Hannah Montana - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete