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Joined 12-07-05, id: 945427, Profile Updated: 05-01-08
Author has written 5 stories for Mediator, and Life With Derek.

Hey everybody,

So this page has been added to,rather than revamped,but it's better than before I guess,how many people really check these out anyway?? I've also added a pic! It's me and my mate,at a marae I'm trying to practise my "L-kick"

KAY...

So I live in New Zealand, so I get stuff wrong regularly in my fics and make up a whole lot of wrong stuff!!

FICS IN PROGRESS:

GEORGE:(Mediator series) Jesse is alive and well, never was a ghost... Or was he?? I'm really close to the actual plotline of this fic my last chapter that I posted a while ago (chapter 8) starts to hint at what may happen...but it will take a big imagination to guess absolutely correctly lol

LIFE WITHOUT THE VENTURI'S: (Life With Derek) George an Nora aren't married. They tried living together around Casey's 16th birthday. So she moved to her Dad's in Philadelphia for a year, before Nora and Lizzie moved out of the Venturi's because Lizzie and Edwin didn't get along. Casey comes back, a whole lot different to how she used to be. Edwin and Lizzie finally admit that they actaully like each other so Nora and George decide to give it another go. A few secrets are revealed, but nothing as yet.

SO MY GOOD FRIENDS, REVIEW

or the Chinese Mafia that my friend and I are like this (crosses fingers togther) with will be after you!!

Dedication time!!

Esmeralda01-loves-you (I believe that's the name now?): I have to give credit to you. Totally genius!! lots of influence in my fics. You rock. I miss our Sexy dancing times to "Buttons" though. Sigh. Good times! Don't worry, I'm not exactly going to kill the character you are my muse for!

Erica-the bubble over-lord:Uhm,what's your screen name?? Sevvy-something?? My bad,I haven't checked you out on here in ages,but people check her out,this is my internet buddy,whom I converted to bebo,coz it's better than myspace!!

I don't really have anyone else to dedicate to, so if you want a special mention give me a nice long review or a great PM and I'll give you one!!


QUOTES that I find either amusing or funny, or just felt like putting here for the sake of it

"Yeah, someone smashed a window through the brick!"-- That was me, after some one had broken into our car,it was meant to be someone smashed a brick through the window

"Mmmmm, how deliciously evil, it's as if someone STABBED Mr bubbles"-- Stewie, Family Guy.

"Oh and Brian, if the Cookie Monster calls again, tell him I don't want to talk to him unless he's out of rehab." -- Stewie, Family Guy. Nuff said!

"A fart on Thomas Putnam!"--Giles Corey, The Crucible, I mean, it's quite an old play with some very proper language, so a fart? I don't know!

"Not even ow!" Jeff Da Maori, Bro' Town

"Sexy Time!"-- Borat, Self titled. (Good times Mariah,good times!)

Current obsessions:

Skateboarding: This year for my Media Studies class,I have to make a documentary,so me and my mate are filming about the "Filly Skate Crew" or xFSC, who are a bunch of guys in our town who skate and are real positive about the community and stuff, and I started filming a while ago and now I totally want to learn how to skate... I haev a new pair of shoes that are good for skating too lol

Life Of Ryan: MTV,you rule for putting this on,Ryan Sheckler is an awesome skater, who from his show seems like a really cool person, I luv the way he treats his younger brothers,he's so good to them,makes me wish I had an older brother lol... And he really values his friendships with his close friends,which I totally respect,so I really hope that's how he is off-cameras too!! And he has cool eyes...

Eyes: I luv eyes,brown boys with green/blue eyes are soo hott!! Or huge, dark, eyes like orbs are beautiful!!

Well, that's all for now folks, but there will be more as this page is still in the revamping process so remember, you want a mention: REVIEW my stories,or send me a lengthy PM telling me how I'm so good at writing!!

009 & 1/2 (Taxi)

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The Daughter Of by Esmerelda01-is-Esme-Brett reviews
2011 Update! I know, I can hardly believe it either. Its a fluffy, hilarious excuse the lask of modesty chapter that didn't really fit into the story timeline but I couldn't bear not to share it. Meanwhile, it might buy me some time to try finish it?
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 138,867 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 12/2/2005
The New Guy by MuchachaBonita reviews
Jesse and Suze are living happily, until Paul comes along. Can Paul lure Suze away from Jesse, or will our favorite couple be able to hold onto their happiness? And whose to say Paul is the only obstacle they have to overcome. Sequel to The New Girl. R&R!
Mediator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,890 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 11/20/2006
Magical Mediator Memory by crevs reviews
Suze learns a spell that brings Jesse to life, but there's a price to pay, the lose of memory. Anything that was caused because of Jesse was forgotten, but maybe Suze & Jesse are meant to be as they meet again in NoCal and deja vu. M3
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,527 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Susannah S., Hector de Silva/Jesse
Jesse's Past by Mediatorgrrl reviews
This is Jesse's POV in the end of Twilight... Not the typical tearjerker when Suze is in the hospital, but his thoughts on meeting her, and continuing till idk when! Please read and review! Much appreciated!
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,133 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 5/27/2006
AFTERMATH by Esmerelda01-is-Esme-Brett reviews
A different life, a different Mediator, and a different set of a problems. Allegra Carlyle is one of those arrogant high flyers that you’d just LOVE to throw rocks at. But a tragic accident lets Allegra know a little something about her priorities.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 5/20/2007
gotta catch 'em all! by Esmerelda01-is-Esme-Brett reviews
Oneshot for Stark-Raving-Lolly's 'testosterone piosoning' comp. Paul and Jesse, scrappin it out . . . POKEMON STYLE. Suffice to say, I CHOOSE YOU PIKACHU!
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,362 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
21 by Captain Lila Turner reviews
COMPLETE! 21. Just a number right? Well, to Suze Simon, it could mean a lot more. Especially when her soul is split into 3! Secrets are revealed, pasts come back to haunt, and is Jesse..gasp...trusting Paul? Rated T for some language.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,552 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/21/2007 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Complete
NIGHTMARE by Esmerelda01-is-Esme-Brett reviews
An . . . alternative . . . oneshot that [sort of] marches to the beat of a Happily Ever After story. WARNING. I did say ‘sort of.’ Be lovely and read and review it, woncha?
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,230 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Complete
StraitJackets Only by LolliliciousLolly reviews
A lollilicious collection of insanely terrifying situations in which the Mediator Characters have been thrown into. Read only if you are two French Fries short of a Happy Meal.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/3/2006
It's All Going Down on Halloween Night by Captain Lila Turner reviews
MY SO CALLED LIFE Suze Simon is your regular 19 year old Mediator. But when she learns a disturbing secret, she realizes that she can't trust anyone. She thinks she has it all figured out, but maybe Nancy Drew lost her touch. It's all going down
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,856 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/31/2006 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Complete
A True Rose by LolliliciousLolly reviews
The simple beauties of a rose. A breakaway story from Flashlight, lovingly written with JFCers supporters at heart.
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,244 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/16/2006 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Complete
Clandestine by The Magnificent Kiwi reviews
What would you do if the person you were madly in love was the one person you couldn't be with? If you had a chance, would you take it? Would you risk everything just for one kiss? Or would you spend the rest of your life wondering 'what if? Oneshot
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Movie Night by Pretty Words reviews
Some JesseSuze Fluff, a short oneshot set Pretwilight but PostHaunted. My first fanfic, please read and review!
Mediator - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Complete
Pretty Spry For a Dead Guy by LolliliciousLolly reviews
Jesse is in love with himself...again.Disclaimed to Meg Cabot and Offspring. Song parody. Hehe...well, I think its funny. So there. Enjoy!
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Complete
Where Is Jesse's VPL? by Delilah Wigglesworth reviews
Jesse wears such tight trousers...how come he doesn't have a visible pantyline? Find out this...and more...
Mediator - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/20/2004 - Complete
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Life After the Venturi's reviews
Casey never thought she'd live with her dad but she did... Casey also thought that the toilets at the mall were the worst place to make out with a random... That is until she met a certain Venturi...
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,331 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 6/14/2007
George reviews
Chapter 8 up...It's all going to be ok because Jesse's mama[Isn't she dead?[ is going to sort it all out with the necklace!
Mediator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,918 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/9/2007 - Published: 8/23/2006
cheating Feels Good reviews
[ONESHOT] I got really bored so yeah,CeeCee, getting married,but who does she cheat with? Read to find out....
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Complete
One Love reviews
ONE SHOT: I paced nervously back and forth in front of my bedroom window waiting for him to materialise.How did I imagine it would happen? I don’t know.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Complete
What If things were different? reviews
a short oneshot[was but decided to pursue] on what may have happened if Jesse actually kissed Suze in the second book instead of the screaming woman interrupting first time please review!
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/5/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006