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Author has written 59 stories for TV X-overs, Steven Universe, Marvel, WATAMOTE/ワタモテ, Misc. Movies, Spider-Man, Misc. Cartoons, X-overs, My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア, Star Wars, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Schindler's List, Kamen Rider, Teletubbies, Sonic the Hedgehog, Misc. Tv Shows, Egyptian Mythology, King Of The Hill, Garfield, Wicker Man, Anime X-overs, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Batman, Amphibia, Venom, Big Bang Theory, American Psycho, DC Superheroes, Watchmen, Boys, Matrix, Greek Mythology, Finnish Mythology, Cartoon X-overs, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Ben 10, Twilight Zone, Legend of Korra, Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, Parodies and Spoofs, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Muppet Show, Harry Potter, The Room, 2003, Space Jam, Misc. Books, God's Not Dead, Joker, Tetris, Green Lantern, and Star Vs. The Forces of Evil.

I don't pretend to be retarded, retarded pretends to be me

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Ready 4 Justice by e.b woodhouse
Anne receives inspiring news from home of a great victory of justice. This explores Anne as we have never seen her; dealing with real world problems in the magical realm of Amphibia! ( Anne/Marcy) (light Sprig Bashing)
Amphibia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/20/2021 - [Anne, Marcy] Sprig
Ramona's Vengeance by ConorK456 reviews
After Ramona is dumped by Scott she finds herself visited by a blonde babysitter from down below who wants to help her get vengeance, but her fury soon becomes... furry
Crossover - Scott Pilgrim & Babysitter, 2017 - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/21/2021 - Scott P., Ramona F., Bee, Allison
Betrayal by SmilingSimon reviews
Judy takes Nick's prized possession, threatening their relationship.
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/20/2020 - Judy H., Nick W. - Complete
Bad Touch by SmilingSimon reviews
Marco forgets to ask Star her age. Bad stuff happens.
Star Vs. The Forces of Evil - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2020 - Star B., Marco D., Janna - Complete
Spooky Stuff by SmilingSimon reviews
Christmastime is coming and Scott is afraid that Ramona will try to spook him. But something even worse happens.
Scott Pilgrim - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/8/2020 - Scott P., Ramona F. - Complete
Raging Norman by SmilingSimon reviews
Aggie breaks Norman's heart, causing him to turn into a monster.
ParaNorman - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2020 - Norman B., Courtney B., Agatha P.
Svtfoe: The Apocalypse by Kazimierz reviews
one day star gets an unexplainable feeling that something bad is about to happen... and then it does in a way she couldn't have expected..
Star Vs. The Forces of Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/30/2020 - Published: 9/19/2020 - Star B., Janna - Complete
Kamen Rider Build: Evolt's Bloody Fairytales by Ri2 reviews
Out of boredom, Evolt has decided to relate some of his species' most popular myths and legends to the cast of Build and a viewing audience. Whether or not they want to hear these stories is, of course, completely irrelevant.
Kamen Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 169,462 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/18/2020 - Published: 5/4/2020 - Complete
Dipper Goes to Taco Bell 2: Electric Boogaloo by ConorK456 reviews
Stan, Wendy, and Ford attempt to reanimate Dipper and Mabel after the infamous Taco Bell incident, but they soon discover that the consequences are muy grande.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2020 - Complete
Not Everyone Will Survive by ConorK456 reviews
A parody of that infamous comic. Nick tries to comfort Judy after she discovers she's pregnant, but things take a turn for the worst after Nick breaks the rules of a certain website. Contains death and language.
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2020 - Complete
Kamen Rider Zero-One: Secretary Special by Ri2 reviews
Izu is many things. A hard-working HumaGear. A perfect secretary. A loyal friend and companion. What she most certainly is NOT is a Kamen Rider. Or at least, not until now.
Kamen Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,022 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/31/2020 - Complete
He Was Number One by Wario the TableMan reviews
Alternate ending to "One Krabs Trash".
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2020 - SpongeBob, Patrick, Mr. Krabs, Plankton
Kamen Rider Ex-Aid 'Tricks' Bonus Stage: Quiz Chronicle by Ri2 reviews
After a tough battle, Emu decides to finally ask Poppy on a date. Unfortunately, the happy moment is ruined when a certain 'god' comes back from the dead once more to challenge him to a test of wits to earn the right to Poppy's hand. Can Emu best Ultimate Final Super Great Neo-Shin Kuroto Dan GOD's most irritating challenge yet? With your help, he just might!
Kamen Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 428,618 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/29/2020 - Published: 5/31/2018 - Complete
Space niggas by LuvWriting7564 reviews
spick gose on a v impotrnt mishun
Star Trek: Discovery - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/28/2020 - Published: 4/27/2020 - Ash T., Michael B., Spock, C. Pike
You are a Bold One by Wario the TableMan reviews
A humble retelling of one of the greatest exchanges in cinematic science fiction.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/1/2020 - Obi-Wan K., General Grievous, Nute Gunray
A Simple Roll Call by GodSaveTheKings reviews
Harry gets welcomed into an exciting new year and Hogwarts and meets his new professors. He never realized just how peculiar some of their names were, however...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2020 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Bibleman Punches your Mom in the Penis by Fonz Pond reviews
The Devil may cry dick tears at the glory of Bibleman
Crossover - Bible & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/22/2019 - Published: 6/30/2011
Kamen Rider Feral! by PHANTOMKNIGHTMARE47 reviews
When Giganidas and his cronies attack Creepypasta City, my OC, Jason Blackgrave, must become it's savior! OCxOC, JeffxOC, EJxNina, Bloody PainterxJudge Angel, TobyxClockwork, etc
Crossover - X-overs & Kamen Rider - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,596 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/6/2019 - Published: 6/24/2019
A Delicate Reason by Cornonjacob reviews
Callum and Rayla fall in love while on their quest in Xadia, which may or may not have been a terrible idea. But it certainly wasn't as awful as the idea Callum has at some point after that, which I am not going to spoil, but he would have won a Darwin Award if they existed in the Dragon Prince. Rayla does not get pregnant nor get accosted by the CEO of Racism in this story.
Dragon Prince - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/14/2019 - [Callum, Rayla] Zubeia/The Dragon Queen
Hank Hill vs Double D by Big Boy Writer reviews
Thing's take a weird turn for Hank when he is invited to speak in front of a class.
Crossover - King Of The Hill & Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2019 - Edd, Marie - Complete
100 Orange Juice by Erman Bullock reviews
Probably the best glass of orange juice I have ever had
100% Orange Juice - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/27/2019 - OC
Daddy Bill Clinton meets Wendy Corduroy by Big Boy Writer reviews
Hey everyone! It's Daddy Bill again, and I have another sexy story for you all! This time, I made my way down to Gravity Falls!
Gravity Falls - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/24/2019 - Grunkle Stan, Wendy - Complete
Star and the Sleep Ogre by Big Boy Writer reviews
Star is having a sleep over! What could go wrong? ...A lot. A lot can go wrong.
Crossover - Shrek & Star Vs. The Forces of Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2018 - Shrek, Star B., Pony Head, Jackie L. T. - Complete
Pizza Dick by NixonVixen reviews
On a rainy night in, you order a pizza unlike any other. Oneshot. Reader insert (Y/N Your name).
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/21/2018
Garfield's Not Dead by UglyTurnip reviews
When evil atheist professor Dichard Rawkins forces his class to renounce Garfield's divinity, it is up to devout follower Christopher Walken to prove his faith true.
Crossover - Garfield & God's Not Dead - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/18/2018 - Garfield - Complete
Ned Flanders takes the biggest black pill of all by mudkip to ashes reviews
You should become inside of me, you sub 8 male
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2018 - Toilenator, Stickybeard, Professor XXXL, OC
The Sandler-Verse: An Adam Sandler Movie Crossover by TheOxyMorons
For our podcast, The Weekly Undertaking, I tried writing a fan fiction. I decided to tackle the similar characteristics of all Adam Sandler characters as a base to write off of. While Just go with it is involved, Happy Gillmore and Billy Madison are more prominent \, its just those weren't categories that could be selected.
Just Go with It - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2018 - Danny M.
The Extremely Sexual Adventures of RebelTaxi: Atomic Goth by MinorSmile10 reviews
Stuff happens...
Crossover - Scooby Doo & Misc. Cartoons - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/1/2018 - Hex Girls - Complete
Enid Goes to Arby's by imsexy69 reviews
Enid goes to Arby's and does wacky shit.
OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/13/2018
Steven gets Tendies! by Big Boy Writer reviews
Hello! I'm Steven Universe! And I like Tendies! I sure am a big boy! Read this story, and get 10 Big Boy Points!
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/23/2018 - Published: 6/22/2018 - Amethyst, Pearl, Steven U. - Complete
Living With Zone-Tan by Mara The Supreme reviews
Male OC x Futa Zone-Tan Two high school students meet an interesting woman named Zone-Tan which may lead them into an odd new way of living.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,399 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/16/2018
Zootopia Porn by AuthorWho'sSmarterThanYou reviews
A FanFic where you can jack off
Zootopia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/12/2018 - Published: 5/22/2017 - [Judy H., Nick W.]
The Annual Poop Eating Contest by MrKink reviews
The company has a yearly poop eating contest for bonus raises. Read to see it in action!
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/4/2018 - Complete
Respect the Pouch by Darfur Maxx reviews
Or die.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/17/2018 - OC - Complete
Through the Deserts of Destiny by FrogLoveGuru reviews
Jack has finally found a soulmate in Ashi, but can he finally feel happiness again?
Samurai Jack - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2017 - Jack, Aku, Ashi - Complete
Chronicles of Jeff by shadowdemigod666 reviews
My name is jeff
Crossover - Flintstones & JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2017
Godzilla gets Laid by Darkspawndweller04 reviews
Godzilla gets laid after fracking for natural gas gets him horny.
Godzilla - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2017 - Godzilla - Complete
Zarya bullies me by Clodd Howard reviews
I go to scool n get bullied by zarya from overwatch :(
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2016 - Aleksandra Z./Zarya - Complete
Keijo Note Dark Yagami and the Haunted Chest by D'arkYagam'i reviews
What happens... when Near becomes a gost... on Halloween... and keijo happens? FIND OUT!
Crossover - Death Note & Keijo/競女 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2016 - Light Y., Misa A., Sayu Y., Near - Complete
Dipper's Killing Rampage by doginsideofyourguitar reviews
Gideon spikes Dipper's drink and that makes him do horrible things.
Gravity Falls - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2016 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Gideon G. - Complete
Balls out for Shaq! by Mister Law Horror reviews
We've all heard the trope, "Death of the Author", but what if this happened literally, and that author's heaven was actually everything he wrote coming to life! Enjoy this serious piece of work from the ever sophisticated Mr Law.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/24/2016 - Naruto U. - Complete
ZTV's New Addition by Gamer95 reviews
Zone Tan goes to Death City to interview Lord Death. However, while there, she discovers something that invokes very...human emotions within her. An abused child that finds himself getting the brunt of the perverted young woman's maternal instincts...
Crossover - Soul Eater & Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,681 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/19/2016
Snipers Aim 4 The Heart by Cornonjacob reviews
A glorious self insert for male readers and May Zedong, the pro sniper and chairman of China.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2015 - OC - Complete
The Newcomer by PlayingWithNachos reviews
There's a new arrival at headquarters that joy isn't exactly joyful about. Oneshot.
Inside Out - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2015
Is Nothing a Thoughtcrime? by hyperiinuyasha reviews
A story about nothing. And dystopias.
Crossover - 1984 & Seinfeld - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2015
Ralph Fists an Ant by TheFistMaster reviews
Will it end in disaster, or will Ralph finally realize his dream of fisting an ant?
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Wreck-It Ralph - Complete
Sonic and The Great War by KiritoxAsuna2002 reviews
Sonic and Tails have to go to ponyville to help fight in the great war. Will they survive? RATED M FOR SEX
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/16/2015 - Published: 7/12/2014
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
A SLENDERFIC LOVE STORY HORROR by JustPlaneAweful reviews
one day Carly Freedie and Same decided to look up...CREEPYPASTA!1! eVerything is all fun n games until suddnely things get REAL! Slenderman comes to the REAL world to terrorisse ppl, but Carly knos hes not rly bad. can she show him what tru luv is? read to find out! (not good at summarys pls just give a chanse storie is better than summary) THANKS FOR READING FAV LIKE REVEW
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2015 - Carly S., Sam P.
Yokai: Deceived By The Light by Eogrus reviews
Yokai much despairs at the bad endings of the movie, but suddenly hope springs...
Big Hero 6 - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2014 - Prof. Callaghan
Narutasha vs The Sailors: The Fight for Freedom! by KiritoxAsuna2002 reviews
Narutasha fights the sailors from Sailor Moon to save the president! Will she succeed? Rated M for sex!
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2014
One Love A Space Jam Romance by winterghhosts reviews
Sasuke Uchiha faces his worst enemy, Michael Jordan, only to find himself deeply in love.
Crossover - Naruto & Space Jam - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Sasuke U.
Shrek and Jesus get steamy by Studioslug reviews
In the most sensually appetizing story of the century, two fictional characters get their groove on with each other creating a night to never forget and a week of proceeding back pain.
Crossover - Bible & Shrek - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2014 - Complete
World War J by The Potal reviews
This is about a boy, who is not a boy. This about Perry being a prince? What? Well read to find out.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2013 - [Perry, Vanessa] Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Roger
Calvin and Hobbes go to the Buttplug factory by kimchiunicorn reviews
Calvin and Hobbes go the buttplug factory where Calvin goes to learn a realy meaningful lesson on life.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Calvin, Hobbes, Susie Derkins, Miss Wormwood - Complete
Michael Jordan's vs Osama Bin Laden: Dawn of the Chinese Imperalists by TimmyDeer reviews
This is a story about Michael Jordan teaming up with a group of unlikely heroes to defeat Osama Bin Laden's ferocious basketball team...Does Jordan still have what it takes 8000 years in the future to defeat the ultimate terrorist and reclaim Basketball as a sport for America?
Crossover - X-overs & TV X-overs - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Complete
MegaLovers by Makolin808 reviews
Megamind and Metroman are in love! But is the world ready to accept these two star crossed lovers?
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2012 - [Megamind, Metro Man]
The Spree by marcen12 reviews
What should have happened after the last moments of the show. *DO NOT TAKE THIS STORY SERIOUSLY!*
Full House - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Danny T., Michelle T. - Complete
Spiderman Gets Busy With A Porcupine by LibertyPrimeMkII reviews
Eeeeeeeeeeeyup.
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Complete
One Direction meets LMFAO by DegrassiLover224 reviews
Louis Tomlinson is a huge fan of redfoo from LMFAO, he wants Redfoo to eat his carrot
Misc. Games - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Complete
Deadpool's Dream by deadpoolhulk reviews
what deadpool dreams about each night.
Deadpool - Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Complete
Pinkie is Hungry by mrsantonyelchin reviews
Pinkie Pie is some horny porny.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Complete
Red and Purple and THE MEGA ZOMBIE INVASION by idontwanttodothis reviews
THE MASSIVE GETS INVADED BY ZOMBIES. THEN PURPLE DIES AND RED GETS MOLESTED THE END.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Purple, Red - Complete
A Change For Love by The Rape Ape reviews
Cross-over fic. Christopher Robin had enough of the boundaries that kept him from his one true love. He would go so far as to change his name to M.Bison and fight for his lover Pooh. Robin M.Bison x Pooh, SLASH, Male on Male stuffed animal action.
Crossover - Street Fighter & Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/4/2010 - M. Bison/Vega (Dictator) - Complete
Bloody Mystery by lareinesombre reviews
After a new killer gang called, Shoe Killers, Seattle goes corrupt with worry. A ghost girl who was killed and a geeky boy must team up to show who is killing everybody. *HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE! SORRY!*
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B.
The Battle for the Universes by Mr. Monday reviews
Bruce Lee versus the Army of Catchphrases, Aieeeee
Evil Dead/Army of Darkness - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Complete
One Day by MissTacoFace reviews
Spongebob and Patrick go on a magical adventure to get some weed!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/25/2009 - SpongeBob, Patrick - Complete
Punish Me! by 1note reviews
The tale of the dreaded Captain Carnage and his fateful encounter with Nite Owl and Rorschach.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
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Fresh Prince of the Cosmos
This is the story of the fight that got Will Smith sent to Bel-Air. Read it and be amazed as your soul becomes holier.
Fresh Prince of Bel Air - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5 - Complete
Donald Trump x Linkara
Donald Trump is giving a speech, but everything changes when he meets the famous comic book reviewer, Linkara. That's basically the gist of it
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2021 - Complete
Bobobo-bo-bo-bobo vs Doctor Manhattan reviews
Doctor Manhattan arrives on earth to deal with Ozymandias, but now he's got an even bigger problem to deal with when Bobobo makes himself known. I am not responsible for any miscarriages caused by this fic.
Crossover - Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo & Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,338 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2021 - Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, Don Patch, Jelly Jiggler, Jonathan O./Doctor Manhattan - Complete
Korra vs Steven Seagal reviews
Korra is relaxing with her friends and she just wants an opponent who can challenge her. Steven Seagal arrives to give one to her.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/8/2021 - Korra, Mako, Bolin, Asami S. - Complete
How Steven Universe got his groove back
Star Butterfly decides to have her way with Steven whether he wants it or not and George Washington gets pregnant and gives birth to a Dominoes Pizza or something like that
Crossover - Steven Universe & Star Vs. The Forces of Evil - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/24/2021 - Complete
Rod Serling gets a vasectomy reviews
A story about the famous television host Rod Serling getting a vasectomy and the consequences it has on the reality we hold so near and dear to our hearts.
Twilight Zone - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/17/2021 - Complete
Green Lantern x Ben 10 reviews
The greatest love story in history will finally be told after all this time. I am not responsible for any sudden pregnancies that come from reading this story.
Crossover - Ben 10 & Green Lantern - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2021 - Complete
The glorious and uproarious adventures of What Are Those?
What Are Those is insanely bored with his job at the office, but when his boss Adam Sandler sends him to the worker's lounge, What Are Those's life gets changed forever. Billy Mays does not appear in this story, I apologize to any that I may have offended with my utter filth and hatred.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/23/2021 - Complete
Star Wars The Gay Wars reviews
To be honest, I kinda prefer Warhammer 40k
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2021 - Complete
4th wall fap fuel
Gwenpool is desperate to earn some money, along with a new series and a girl by the name of Zone-Tan says she can make that happen.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/18/2021 - Complete
The funniest joke in the universe
A joke unlike any other will be told to you at this instant
Finnish Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2021 - Complete
M Night Shyamalan eats a chocolate cake
A story about the film director, M. Night Shyamalan eating a chocolate cake
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Published: 8/6/2021
It's all a joke reviews
A what if story, of what if Doctor Manhattan decided to save the pregnant woman instead of letting the Comedian shoot her
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2021 - Edward B./The Comedian, Jonathan O./Doctor Manhattan
Holocaust Alternate Ending reviews
An alternate ending to the Holocaust.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2021 - Complete
Fun Facts About Meatspin reviews
Some fun facts about the iconic website Meatspin. Read if you're a true warrior.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/1/2021 - Complete
Nostalgia Critic x Bat-Credit Card
The Nostalgia Critic is ranting about the Bat-Credit Card for the 500th time that month, but it all changes when a certain someone comes to visit
Crossover - Batman & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Published: 7/29/2021 - Complete
The Noid x Papa John reviews
I eat children
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/13/2021
Spider-Man 2: Pizza Deathmatch reviews
An alternate reality in Spider-Man 2 where Peter decides not to deliver the pizzas. This fanfic is high in alcoholic content and should not be consumed by pregnant mothers.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/22/2021 - Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
Reader x Hitler's Missing Testicle
Yup
Anime X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2021 - Complete
Neo x Tetris Block
Neo is in a fight with Agent Smith, but his desire to fuck a Tetris Block leads him down a path like no other
Crossover - Matrix & Tetris - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/24/2021 - Neo, Smith, A. - Complete
Joker teaches the world to fap
An alternate ending to Joker (2019) where Joker appears on ZTV News instead of the Franklin Murray Show. I'm not legally responsible if you get pregnant from reading this story.
Crossover - Misc. Cartoons & Joker - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/15/2021 - Complete
He kicked ass for the Lord reviews
An alternate ending to Peter Jackson's classic horror comedy, Dead Alive (Braindead). The fight between the kung fu priest and the zombies goes slightly differently than in the film.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/5/2021 - Complete
Magical Girl Butcher reviews
Translucent tries to kill Hughie but Butcher saves him in a very different way than he was expecting
Boys - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2021 - Billy Butcher, Hughie Campbell, Translucent - Complete
Watchmen: Super Ultra Mega Maniacal Deep Fried KKK edition reviews
Rorschach confronts Dr. Manhattan over his desire to tell the people the truth but things go differently then one would think. This fic is high in calories and trans fats, so I'm not responsible if you contract obesity from reading this.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2020 - Walter K./Rorschach, Jonathan O./Doctor Manhattan - Complete
How to summon Colonel Sanders reviews
I am here to teach you how to summon the god of fried chicken himself and also Dr. Seuss gets married to Mr. Clean somewhere in there I guess.
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/28/2020 - Complete
Hank Hill's Not Dead
When the mean and gay professor blasphemes the name of Hank Hill, its up to the devoted follower, Josh Whedon, to prove Hank Hill's existence!
Crossover - King Of The Hill & God's Not Dead - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2020 - Complete
American Psycho: Passion Fruit Flavored
Patrick Bateman plans to kill Paul Allen in his apartment but things go much differently then expected. If you don't read this then nothing will happen, but you'll wake up next morning and be in a slightly worse mood than usual.
American Psycho - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/18/2020
Bing Bong Theory reviews
Leonard is just chilling on his couch watching Deathgasm when Sheldon tells him the funniest joke in the world
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/10/2020 - Complete
Venom dies reviews
Todd McFarlane told me that this was meant to be the final story that Venom was ever in and then he blew up. Read before Marvel takes this down.
Venom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/1/2020 - Complete
A fanfiction where the plot changes every four sentences reviews
Come on in dear reader, the water's fine.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/18/2020 - Complete
Why I hate fanfiction reviews
I give the reason for my hatred of this medium of evil incarnate
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/16/2020 - Complete
Amphibia:The Lost episode reviews
I find a lost episode of Amphibia and creepy stuff happens. I'm not responsible if you contract AIDS from this story.
Amphibia - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2020 - Complete
Joker's true origin story revealed reviews
The true origin story for the Clown Prince of crime has finally come to light. You better believe it.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/5/2020 - Complete
Zoo Wee Mama: American Badass reviews
When the president's daughter is kidnapped, the only man who can save her is the hero, Zoo Wee Mama! I'm not responsible for any STDs you might get from reading this story
Diary of a Wimpy Kid - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/18/2020 - Complete
Richard Nixon becomes intimate with a goldfish cracker reviews
Richard Nixon is just having a normal day as the president, but his life changes when he falls in love with a snack food from a goldfish commercial.
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2020 - Complete
Ultra Super God Wicker Man reviews
Nicholas Cage is being burned alive inside of the Wicker Man but his luck changes when the wooden giant converts into a giant fighting robot for him to pilot and lets him get revenge on these women
Wicker Man - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/27/2020 - Complete
Garfield:The final strip reviews
The final chapter to the Greek epic poem known as Garfield. Read at your own risk.
Garfield - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/14/2020 - Garfield, Odie - Complete
I have no propane and I must grill
AM is gleefully torturing his victims as usual but everything changes when a man named Hank Hill shows up to kick his ass!
Crossover - King Of The Hill & Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/5/2020 - Complete
Twin Towers x Airplane reviews
Why am I still writing fanfiction?
Egyptian Mythology - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/22/2020 - Complete
Martin Luther King Jr gets busy with the Green M&M reviews
Martin Luther King has a dream of a world where blacks and whites can live in harmony. He meets a candy lady who says she can help make that happen.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2020 - Complete
Kamen Rider Fourze goes to Taco Bell reviews
Kamen Rider Fourze eats H.P Lovecrafts brains and discovers new things about life along the way
Kamen Rider - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/10/2020 - Complete
A Sonic fanfiction reviews
This fanfiction will make you appreciate life more
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2020 - Complete
Charles Manson vs the Teletubbies reviews
Charles Manson escapes from prison, but now he has a new threat to deal with, the Teletubbies!
Teletubbies - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/1/2020 - Complete
I'm sorry everyone reviews
Woz decides to prove his devotion to his overlord in the only way he knows how. Please accept my apologies.
Kamen Rider - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/29/2020
Reader x It's a suprise reviews
Every second of my life is suffering.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/28/2020 - Complete
Michael Jordan kills Hitler reviews
Adolf Hitler comes to the future to rebuild the Third Reich but he is opposed by the lone hero Michael Jordan
Crossover - Schindler's List & Space Jam - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2020 - Complete
My meeting with Hirohiko Araki reviews
This is based off of a true story from when I actually got to meet Hirohiko Araki, just so you guys know.
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/23/2020 - Complete
The life and times of the Age of Consent
This story documents the life of the Age of Consent and her quest to win the heart of her husbando, Chris Hansen.
Crossover - Star Wars & The Room, 2003 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/22/2020 - Complete
My Hero Academia: Official Ending (LEAKED) (NOT CLICKBAIT) reviews
The author of My Hero Academia told me the ending to the series and then shot himself. Read this now before Shonen takes this down. I'm super cereal
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2020 - Complete
Elliot Rodger x Rouge the bat reviews
Elliot is about to commit his Day of Retribution but is stopped when he meets a beautiful lady named Rouge. Please read this, they say they're gonna break my legs if no one reads this.
Crossover - X-overs & Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2020 - Complete
Christopher Robin clashes with 30 H's Harry Potter
Two Gods battle for the right to dominate humanity and also William Shakespeare arm wrestles with Elton John somewhere in there I guess
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Published: 4/17/2020 - Complete
Zone-tan bullies me reviews
Zone-tan bullies me, its really hot and sexy, please read it or my master says he will put me back in the cage with no dinner tonight.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/15/2020 - Complete
Spider-man vs Kamen Rider Mach reviews
It's exactly what the title says, Spider-man fighting Kamen Rider Mach so if that interests you then by all means read this fanfiction.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Kamen Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,549 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/14/2020 - Complete
Dunkaccino: Hell on Earth reviews
When Al Pacino rises from Hell to wreak havoc on the human world, the only one who can defeat him is the hero of the cosmos Adam Sandler!
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,712 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/10/2020 - Complete
Tomoko Kuroki stops a school shooting reviews
When Eric and Dylan show up to Tomoko's school to wreak havoc, Tomoko realizes that stopping this will allow her to become popular and you better bet that she'll become popular.
WATAMOTE/ワタモテ - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/4/2020 - Complete
Ronald Mcdonald vs Kermit the Frog reviews
Ronald Mcdonald and Kermit the Frog decide to settle their rivalry by waging glorious war in a battle that shakes the cosmos.
Crossover - TV X-overs & Muppet Show - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/4/2020 - Complete
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG reviews
Gwenpool helps Moses part the Red Sea, eats a small child, and goes on a date with Osama Bin Laden
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2020 - Complete
Totally not a shitpost in disguise reviews
Tonight is the night you decide to propose to your girlfriend Spinel. Spinel x Reader
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/2/2020 - Complete
Gem Flavored Pepsi reviews
After Steven leaves Beach City in order to explore the country his car breaks down, but a certain someone shows up to help him out. Steven x Pepsiwoman
Crossover - TV X-overs & Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/1/2020 - Complete