Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.
Name: Josie (yes it's a nickname but it's all your getting)
Occupation: Student, I'm at college and in my second year of the IB diploma waiting for results to find out if i'm going to uni, well that turned out to be bad news and so I'm just finishing my 3rd year and will be going to Keele uni in september with an unconditional offer for international relations
Three word to describe me: Mad, weird and studious.
My obsessions: Harry Potter (I love it so much)
· My friends all of them
· My family.
· Harry Potter
· Ice cream
· Grey hounds (there so cute and adorable)
· Hot chocolate
So much more I could go on and on…..
Recently my sister has gotten me to branch out within fanfiction and now as long as they are written well I also like: powerful Harry, Harry/Hermione (yes i do know it's not cannon) harry/Daphne and even at a push Harry/Pansy (but that was only one story. I'm also not longer completly against Draco/Ginny or Draco/Hermione. I am still happiest when cannon couples are about though.
· When there’s not trust in a relationship
· Slash (I'm not homophobic I just don't want to read about it as i don't find it even remotly plausible for the characters we see in the books and I'm not quite ready to brach that far away from cannon in my everyday reading)
· Sirius, Dumbledore, Hedwig and Dobby being dead
· Voldermort (lol)
· People who stereo type others. E.g. just because I come form Essex does not mean I wear stilettos and mini skirts while having an IQ of 2.
Quote of the week! (Till I up date with more)
Lucy (my friend): “You have HPOD”
Me: “What the?!”
Lucy: Harry Potter Obsessive Disorder
Me: Ok you caught me I’m obsessed!
Ok these next two items i stole from someone elses profile but i loved them so much i couldn't help it!
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe, plus they're really yummy candies. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
of the tree
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
New one that original
JESS (my friend) : Is a safe called a safe because it's safe?
On the tube
Keighley: Does the underground go underground?
Me, Katie and Aimee: uh...yeah thats why it's called the underground
Katie sitting down on a stall in the college coffee shop: I'd make a really great man
Me and Lisa: fall about laughing
Katie: No, no, no i meant I am a man
Me and lisa: start chocking on our laughter
Katie: No. no, no I mean i look like a man.
other: still laughing
...10 mins later..
Katie: I sit like a man with an indignant look and tone
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I am a BRUNETTE, so I MUST think all blondes are STUPID
I have RED HAIR, so I MUST have GREEN eyes and FRECKLES
I have BLACK HAIR, so I MUST not be WHITE
I am BLACK, so I MUST want you to try and avoid saying that WORD in my presence.
I believe in COMPLIMENTING people, so I MUST be a KISS-ASS
I EAT slowly, so I MUST believe that fast eaters are killing their DIGESTIVE SYSTEMS
I've read TWILIGHT, so I MUST be a crazily obsessed FANGIRL
I can eat FIVE SLICES of pizza in one sitting, so I MUST be FAT
I like SLEEPING IN, so I MUST be a lazy TEENAGER
I don't like POP, so I MUST not be NORMAL
I am careful about my NUT ALLERGY, so I MUST think all candy has NUTS in it.
I have ASTHMA, so I MUST not play sports
I am a girl and play SOCCER/FOOTBALL/HOCKEY, so I MUST be trying to get guys ATTENTION
I don't like ROLLERCOASTERS, so I MUST be OLD, WIMPY, or STUPID
I like SHOPPING, so I MUST be a GIGGLING GIRLY-GIRL
I am HONEST, so I MUST be MEAN
I am a MENNONITE, so I MUST never have heard of a TELEVISION
I don't have FACEBOOK, so I MUST have no LIFE
I say I like STAYCATIONS, so I MUST be trying to save GAS
I do WELL in school, so I MUST LOVE it.
I have clothes from WALMART, so I MUST not care about CHILD LABOUR
I don't like SILENCE, so I MUST fill every one with CHATTER
I like SINGING, so I MUST belong to a CHOIR
I don't like DANCING, so I MUST be ANTISOCIAL
I am an INUIT, so I MUST live in an IGLOO
I am CANADIAN, so I MUST say 'EH'
I listen to my IPOD, so I MUST not care about the people AROUND me
I am part of the POLICE FORCE, so I MUST break all SPEED LIMITS
I am FRENCH, so I MUST have a little MOUSTACHE and a BERET
I am INDIAN, so I MUST speak English with an incomprehensible ACCENT
I can’t just EXCERSISE without a purpose, so I MUST have no MOTIVATION
I am a man with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a HIPPY
I am a woman with SHORT HAIR, so I MUST be a CAREER WOMAN
I am a GIRL, so I MUST not like MATH
I am a BOY, so I MUST like GYM
I have ACNE problems, so I must not care about my personal HYGENE
I own an SUV, so I MUST not care about the ENVIRONMENT
I write POETRY, so I MUST be CRAZY
copy and paste if you agree
Stole this from someone elses profile but i thought it was very good, and made a great point. We have way too many stereo types in this worl and we need to realise that they aren't always acurate ant to make an assumption based off of a sterotype is among the most rediculous thing you could do. People are all so unique, we shouldn't be labelled or put into boxes. That will just restrict our lives and cause tension where tension need not be, so get rid of your sterotypes and I promise soon we will start to see predjudices falling as well. This would needs to take baby steps to a better future. Take your first step. (wow that enede up relly corny:))
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