Themis56
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Joined 04-28-00, id: 9459
Author has written 20 stories for Final Fantasy I-VI, Mega Man, Transformers/Beast Wars, and Trigun.

SHADOW LARK? OR SNACKSNORKITTY SNARK?

As of now, I am a 23-year-old Texan grad student who likes to dance while watching movies with good soundtracks. I like a variety of genres of musicand TV shows; I'm not so much a movie person.

Just for the curious, my e-mail addy is themis56@msn.com. Drop me a line if you like Milly, Trigun, hummingbirds, Jazz,old skool Final Fantasies,whatever. I don't bite. :)

I'm an old coot. I've been here for nigh on five years! Where's mah cane? YAR. You pipsqueaks don't know nothin'-I was here when they allowed NC-17 and MST fics, for crying out loud. My earlier fics, written when I was but 16 or so...Oh gawd, they're awful. Please avoid them. I was young and very very foolish and fanfics were a novelty when I started so you could do just about any fool thing. Just for the record, know that I really, truly, MADLY love Locke and Celes. You wouldn't know it from looking. The only thing I hold sacred is the Wolfwood/Milly pairing. It is the holiest of holies, the sublime of the sublimes. VIOLATE IT AT THE PERIL OF ETERNAL DAMNATION.

All in all, except for some private pieces I won't do much more fiction, save if I choose to add more Milly one-shots.

Start at Wine, Women, and Song; it's your safest bet. You can look at the later Trigun fics too (die hard Milly and W/M fan here, peeps!), and maybe 'It Don't Mean a Thing.' I'm no master writer but I think you'll gain some enjoyment out of some of what I've done. Some of my older, more shameful stuff has been purged. I still don't know the ultimate future of my account, but eh. We'll see.

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How To Repair Wounded Pride reviews
The sordid, sordid story behind those dirty magazines you find in Cyan's treasure chest once you find him in Mt. Zozo. Trickery! Deception! Bazooms! This is Hell, nor is Cyan out of it.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Complete
Through the Chrysoberyl reviews
Setzer is a firm devotee of chance yet some losses are hard to take philosophically. When he has the opportunity to speak with the Lord of Luck itself, Setzer demands accountability. Written for a contest and got an award.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,877 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Complete
Sweet Teeth reviews
Sweet natured Milly knows how to enjoy a good bowl of ice cream. Unfortunately for her, during a trip to the parlor, she has a run in with someone whose sweet tooth far exceeds her own. Mostly experimental but hopefully interesting. Bon appetite.
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,824 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Complete
Zen Obliviousness! reviews
A smattering of short Millycentric stories I dug up one day on my computer and threaded together just for the heck of it. Come and get your dose of Milly Zen. Nothing too serious. Contains 75 percent WM goodness!
Trigun - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Complete
Misperception reviews
Set during TM 4ish. During a fit of mistaken identity, Milly learns one or two of Vash's secrets. More than a tad confused, she tries to hash it out in a letter to the homefolks. But what matters is what she CAN figure out. Some spoilers about Vash's past
Trigun - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,914 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/12/2005
Bruises reviews
Milly got punched in the stomach, and she's supposed to be HAPPY about this? Wolfwood must pay the piper. First real attempt at mangaverse, tinged with WM at the end. A few spoilers, nothing huge.
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,476 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2005
The Girl Don't Think Right reviews
Just a possible look at the friendship between Vash and Milly (don't worry, VM peeps, it's safe). Milly picks up a drunken Vash and helps him home-aside from Vash throwing up, what could POSSIBLY happen?...Sing the pudding electric!
Trigun - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,021 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/23/2005
Three Pudding Cups reviews
Three different short non-drabble views of Milly from three people she loves. Anime verse. Introspective. Now with a bonus chapter!
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,329 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 11/23/2004 - Published: 9/20/2004
It Don't Mean a Thing reviews
A bit of a 'what if' story--what if Jazz's first contact with a human hadn't been with Sparkplug and Spike? Also some speculation on Jazz's perceptions. SCHMALTZ AHOY, mateys. Arrh.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,421 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2004
Kisses Goodnight reviews
A short light and fluffy vignetty-drabbly thing that takes place during the events of Episode 22. The abandoned kids get sent off to bed and someone gets sneaky. May cause cavities or outright vomiting.
Trigun - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/30/2003
Venetian Glass reviews
A story about Iris, going from her creation to the end of her life. COMPLETED! Weep in despair or joy.
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,413 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/28/2003 - Published: 3/28/2001 - Complete
A Hearthstone Tale: Stray, the Cat of Luck reviews
Originally intended as an anthology of Esper tales but later scrapped, this is the only story that got written due to my laziness. It's a story about Stray's origins and how cats are NOT to be trifled with.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,201 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/22/2002
Wine, Women, and Song reviews
Originally started out as backstory, this is an entire chronicle of Setzer Gabbiani's life. Now completed, despite an ending that circles the drain. R for language, violence, sexual situations.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 148,277 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/17/2002 - Published: 6/24/2001 - Complete
Healer's Hands reviews
During the incident on the Big Whale, Rosa learns what it is to be a 'true lady'. Mostly experimental, so don't expect great things. PG for salty language and minor suggestive situations.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,124 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2001
Even Jazzmen Sing the Blues reviews
My first foray into the TF world. God save us all. Feeling confused and lonely after the events of the movie, Jazz (!) finds comfort in a conversation with an old pal. There's a lot of talking, very little action. Now with a few corrections!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,997 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Published: 8/10/2001
A Day in the Life reviews
I hate chaptering...I tried to chapter this old fic of mine, but I screwed up. Joy. Well, here we go again: this is a FFIV story about...Rosa, of all people! It's a pretty early work, but I kinda like it. Rated R for one intense scene and language.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,828 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2001
Ga-Ga for Gogo reviews
Is Gogo Daryl? Gasp! Watch as Setzer tries to uncover Gogo's true identity in a series of very ingenious(read:stupid) ways! Pure, unadulterated wackiness abounds.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,151 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2000
Edgar's Quest for Luv reviews
A very, very old first attempt at humor. Edgar seeks to woo the hand of his ladylove. Hijinx and caricaturizations ensue while the world slowly crumbles away.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,750 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2000
Taking His Leave reviews
Yet another FFVI fic by me; short and sweet, and it's from Terra's POV. Schlock city, here. :)
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,117 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 11/11/2000
Deceit reviews
Lookit! A FFVI fic about...General Leo!
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,487 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/4/2000