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Joined 12-08-05, id: 946033, Profile Updated: 05-06-18
Author has written 18 stories for Pokémon, Naruto, Soul Nomad & the World Eaters, Mass Effect, Legend of Dragoon, Chrono Trigger, Final Fantasy VII, Persona Series, Star Wars, Warhammer, Jedi Knight, Star Wars, White Knight Chronicles, Final Fantasy XIII, Final Fantasy X-2, and Dwarf Fortress.

I am an aspiring writer who prefers to write humorous stories, but I have been known to break out the drama every now and then. I enjoy playing video games, Legend of Dragoon, Final Fantasy series, and Star Wars titles being my favorite.

I'm on TVTropes! It could use an update, though.

Currently looking for a Beta! Please PM me if interested.

About Story requests/"commissions"-My muse doesn't work on demand. If it did, I might have more than one complete story ;) . If what you have to say sparks my muse, however, I'll try to give it a shot. In other words, feel free to ask, but please don't be surprised or hurt if I say no.

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The Dangers of Foresight by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Anakin's 9 years old again and back at the Temple, bound and determined to change destiny. To do so, he has to juggle trying to stop Dooku from joining Sidious, freeing his mother, avoiding Palpatine, and his training all while maintaining his cover as a 9-year-old initiate. Too bad keeping up a facade isn't one of his strong points.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,759 - Reviews: 2716 - Favs: 5,168 - Follows: 5,715 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine, Obi-Wan K., Count Dooku - Complete
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 195,256 - Reviews: 6385 - Favs: 12,636 - Follows: 14,543 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Variant Strain by scriviner reviews
Prototype/Spider-man(Marvel) Fusion. For most, adolescence is a time of change and growth. For some, the changes are a bit more drastic than expected. Peter struggles with a changing world, an even more changeable body and more questions than he has answers for. He tries to understand where his strange new powers come from and the most important question of all... what happened?
Crossover - Spider-Man & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 75 - Words: 319,894 - Reviews: 1385 - Favs: 2,477 - Follows: 2,178 - Updated: 7/22/2017 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 260,787 - Reviews: 7137 - Favs: 13,404 - Follows: 15,110 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6129 - Favs: 14,591 - Follows: 4,838 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
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Shinobi Stronghold reviews
After the incident with Mizuki, Naruto is worried he won't be welcome in Konoha anymore. Fortunately for him, he knows a jutsu that just might solve his problem... DISCLAIMER: NO NARUTOS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF THIS FIC... THAT CAN'T BE REPLACED. [This Fic is NOT part of my Shinobiverse.]
Crossover - Naruto & Dwarf Fortress - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 6/24 - Naruto U.
Champion Squad reviews
It's an open secret that every time something goes wrong in the world, from natural disasters to the mafia, it's a kid on his journey to defeat the Pokemon League who ends up solving the problem. What if someone realized this, and took...measures?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/18
Entropy Effect reviews
Most people who know him would call Sam Shepard a homebody. Completely uninteresting. When his son ends up missing in action, presumed dead, he turns to religion to help him through the loss. Unfortunately for everyone else, Sam doesn't practice a religion that anyone else in the galaxy has heard of...
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,884 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 10/24/2016 - [OC, Hannah S.] [Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah]
Kid Gloves reviews
Jedi Academy One-shot. Rosh feels as if Kyle Katarn's treating him with kid gloves. Jaden feels that Rosh is lucky.
Jedi Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/26/2017 - Complete
Not just A Routine Mission reviews
Sequel to Not Just A Routine Procedure. Self-Insert. Shepard has risen from death, and is gathering a crew to defend humanity once more. However, a ghost from Miranda's past might affect the mission-for better or worse.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,706 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 1/23/2017 - Published: 8/18/2015 - Miranda L., Shepard (M)
The Dark Lord of Naboo reviews
When his last breath left him on the Death Star, Anakin Skywalker had one wish-to be with his family. His mother, Padmé, Luke and his sister, whom he had never met, but wished to… Of course, he accepted that that wish would not be answered. So, when he woke up in his nine-year old body, he was surprised, to say the least. AU/Time Travel.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,541 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 2,004 - Follows: 2,409 - Updated: 10/18/2016 - Published: 4/27/2015 - [Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala]
Dark Lord of Naboo Outtakes reviews
Various Outtakes/Omakes from Dark Lord of Naboo, as well as Star Wars one-shots. Warning: May include such insanity such as speculation into Darth Vader's sex life, stoned Count Dooku, and a 'beam war' between the Death Star and Goku from Dragonball Z.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/21/2016 - Published: 5/2/2015
Persona: Devil Soul reviews
Yu Narukami, known as 'Hitoshura' to friends, enemies and acquaintances alike, was not looking forward to living in the middle of nowhere, in the house of a man he had never met. However, when a rather odd homicide happens, he vows to uncover the truth... after all, the town's not big enough for TWO summoners.
Persona Series - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,792 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Protagonist
Not Just A Routine Procedure reviews
Self-Insert, but not like you have ever read before... I went to the hospital, for a routine procedure. I wake up a 168 years later, in a YMIR mech. Thankfully, Someone is there to help me though this trying time, but he may not have my best interest at heart...
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,560 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Complete
Peacemaker reviews
SotOR-verse. Cloud was on the cusp of becoming a SOLDIER, when a single mistake took his dream from him. But that mistake drew certain... attention to him. And who is to say that being a SOLDIER is the only way to be a hero?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,078 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 7/30/2015 - Published: 9/24/2014
Shinobi of the Old Republic reviews
It is a time of Civil War. Sith Forces led By DARTH REVAN have the Republic on the brink of destruction. How can the Republic hope to stand against such a ..."Lord Revan, Why are you painting that gizka orange?" "Because Orange is awesome,-ttebayo. I think I'll Name him Gamakun." A retelling of KOTOR with our favorite ninja as Darth Revan. Nonevil!Revan!Naruto. Rated M for language
Crossover - Naruto & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 79,716 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 2,041 - Follows: 1,641 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Naruto U., Revan - Complete
Harvest War reviews
Two-shot. Prequel to my 'Shinobi' series. Hokage is a title that Naruto has coveted for as long as he can remember. As he fights a long war against an elusive enemy, he reflects on his life as Lord Sixth.
Crossover - Naruto & Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 3/13/2015 - [Naruto U., Yuna] - Complete
Shinobi Trigger reviews
'Pretending to be a mute would be so much easier if I knew sign language.' Naruto thought, as he gestured wildly. "A bird! No, a cloud!" Naruto facepalmed. "Oh, I got it! Lucca! Hit the Heckran in the head with your hammer!" Sotor-verse.
Crossover - Chrono Trigger & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/8/2015 - Published: 6/1/2014
Legend of the Shinobi reviews
SotOR-verse. "You're insane!" "Sanity is irrelevant, for I am riding a Dragon!" Join our favorite ninja as he braves war, keeping his cover story straight, Dragons, bromance, and convoluted genealogy. Also, there is someone trying to take over the world, but what's so special about that?
Crossover - Legend of Dragoon & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 3/26/2014 - Dart F., Naruto U.
Shinobi of the Alliance- Genesis reviews
An Omake file/ Prequel for Shinobi of the Alliance. If you want backstory for SotA, you'll probably find it here.
Crossover - Naruto & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,734 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 7/5/2013
Orange Shinobi Chronicles reviews
"Oh Azkica, Tangerine Terror, Bringer of the Ancient Awesome, grant me your power! VERTO!-TTBAYO!" Join the worlds greatest shinobi/wingman as he braves war, demons, evil carnies, space-time hijinks, gullible allies, and incompetent summons in an attempt to help his coworker score with a princess. Oh, and save the world, but what's new about that? Parallel story to SotOR.
Crossover - Naruto & White Knight Chronicles - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Naruto U., Main Character
Final Nomad XIII reviews
Hope isn't very content with his life. So, he wants what any other person would. To change it all. So, he does. Too bad he didn't ask what the Hope in the past wanted. But, he's the maddest of the mad, the baddest of the bad. Pitying himself is is for other people.
Crossover - Soul Nomad & the World Eaters & Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Hope
Thunderstruck Vol 1: Thunderclouds Gathering reviews
A trainer who can understand the language of Pokemon. A Jolteon loyal to him. They have one goal- find out why.To do that, they need to be the best. To be a Champion.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/11/2012