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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

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I hereby swear to never post a story unless it will be completed, barring only death, amnesia, or an act of God, Gods, Goddesses, or the duly deputized representatives thereof. Or if the original author asks me to stop, but what are the odds of that?

Story News (August 8, 2008):

Finally here!:

Nine Kinds of Hell - The story that inspired me to start writing. If it weren't for this, you would never have seen Sickness, either. I feel the need to disclaim this story though, based on the reviews I've received. It's called "Nine Kinds of Hell" for a reason. Don't expect a walk through happy fun land followed by large amounts of WAFF. I'm not going to be nice to the cast of Naruto. I'm not even going to be civil. I'm trying to steer clear of the vast majority of the ruminating angst style that I find characterizes most angst stories (hence why I didn't file it under angst), the romance is practically a Mac Guffin device, and

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Fate-In time by Parcasious reviews
He was a hopeless man, a man who would amount to a little more than a fool. Yet this man pursued an endless dream, a dream in which he could hold her again... (A Shirou medieval Britain Fic-beginning before Saber drew Caliburn)
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 92 - Words: 580,153 - Reviews: 11474 - Favs: 8,490 - Follows: 9,050 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 3/16/2016 - Shirō E., Arturia Pendragon
Harry Potter and the Prince of Slytherin by The Sinister Man reviews
Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Four starts on 9/1/20. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 145 - Words: 1,173,367 - Reviews: 16296 - Favs: 15,252 - Follows: 17,049 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Theodore N.
Fate: Reach Out by Vegeta the 3rd reviews
A chance decision leads to an unlikely discovery. The mention of a rumor leads to an unbelievable mystery. And the connection to a long forgotten family leads to an unforgettable experience. Welcome to Inaba, Yu Narukami... or should I say Shirou Emiya? (Co-Authored by Nameless Flame Wielder up to Ch.21)
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 370,350 - Reviews: 1852 - Favs: 3,602 - Follows: 4,118 - Updated: 12/28/2020 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Shirō E., Izanagi
God Slaying Blade Works by Marcus Galen Sands reviews
The first Fate/Stay Night-Campione! crossover. A Heavens Feel Shirou finds that himself and Illya have been pulled into another world by a corrupted Grail. There his actions lead to him becoming the Eighth god killing Devil King. Now he has to deal with becoming someone who rules where he walks, even if he doesn't want to. That and trying to find a way back home.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Campione!/カンピオーネ! - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 1,250,397 - Reviews: 7119 - Favs: 8,301 - Follows: 8,308 - Updated: 12/25/2020 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Shirō E., K. Godou
The Secret Diary Of Cameron Baum by Pjazz reviews
Cameron keeps a secret and personal diary of her activities. Next chapter. Cameron writes fanfiction. A simple trip to dispose of garbage becomes a life or death situation.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 119 - Words: 479,491 - Reviews: 3179 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 11/18/2020 - Published: 8/5/2008
Mythos Effect by Omniscent1 reviews
A crossover between Mass Effect and Cthulhutech. Humanity has won the Aeon War and has since expanded and thrived. How will the galaxy fare with this new power?
Crossover - Cthulhu Mythos & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 149,689 - Reviews: 1341 - Favs: 3,686 - Follows: 4,253 - Updated: 9/30/2020 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Saren A., Shepard, OC
A Demon Lord's Hero by Fahad09 reviews
When I sold my soul to the Devil, I thought I was prepared for anything. I wasn't. I didn't expect him to be a her. Or dressed up as a magical girl carrying a pink wand tipped with a cheerful yellow star. Her being a prankster however didn't come as much of a surprise. You know, the Bible would have been a whole lot more interesting if they included stuff like this. Complete AU
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 403,245 - Reviews: 6854 - Favs: 11,106 - Follows: 11,291 - Updated: 5/12/2020 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Shirō E.
Forged Destiny by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune had always dreamed of being a Hero, of being someone. But dreams were just that; for in the world of Remnant the Class you are born with determines your fate. Jaune was born a Blacksmith, and thus that was his destiny. But when a strange opportunity allows him to change that, can a simple Blacksmith become something more within the Beacon Academy for Heroes?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 157 - Words: 1,109,953 - Reviews: 16595 - Favs: 7,082 - Follows: 6,753 - Updated: 1/20/2020 - Published: 7/11/2016 - Ruby R., Blake B., Jaune A. - Complete
The Forge, The Hearth, and The Steel Sword by Nukoko reviews
He had grown cynical and just a bit bitter at the world but he'd long ago made peace with the ideals that once made him suffer. He was already satisfied with the existence he had ended up as... yet a certain brown haired master had decided that he deserved far more. So now an earnest wish from someone dear had lead to another chance at life and... maybe at happiness.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Dungeon ni Deai o Motomeru no wa Machigatte Iru Darou ka - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 72,910 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 4,873 - Follows: 6,190 - Updated: 8/31/2019 - Published: 5/1/2017 - Archer, Hestia, Hephaestus
Living an Indoctrinated Dream by Aberron reviews
Sending Shepard back in time? Inefficient. Unlikely to produce significant changes to timeline. Sending the Illusive Man back in time? Difficulty level has increased. Jack Harper, The Illusive Man, is back where it all started. New Cerberus, New plan, and the Reapers watching, always watching. Sending a Hero back in time does nothing; Sending back this guy? Priceless. AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 92 - Words: 1,110,875 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 6/7/2019 - Published: 6/16/2014 - J. Garson, Illusive Man, Hannah S.
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 6783 - Favs: 7,025 - Follows: 7,872 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
The Red Knight by Demon Eyes Laharl reviews
When Ron Weasley realized he was reborn to the world with his memories mostly intact, he felt it was a second chance to do better. However, he slowly realizes that this world was different from his own. Making new friends and earning new enemies, he has to use his experience from his previous life not only to reach his goals, but also to survive. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 201,919 - Reviews: 2209 - Favs: 3,392 - Follows: 4,157 - Updated: 6/3/2018 - Published: 9/9/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Daphne G.
Contractual Obligations by Deer-Shifter reviews
Fate is a fickle thing. Time and time again, the Once and Future King has woken from her slumber to aid her country in its time of need. The World could not refuse her plea, her prophecy, but it has entered a never-ending loop as a result. Fed up, Alaya sends one of her dogs to fetch the key to a new Guardian. Fuses myth & FSN. Very Slow build. Cowritten with UniverseCreator.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 135,260 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 2,381 - Follows: 2,870 - Updated: 3/15/2018 - Published: 5/18/2015 - [Arturia Pendragon, EMIYA] Saber, Archer
Blood and Chaos by Aetheron reviews
The story brought to you by the depressing realization that any realistic SI involving myself can be summed up as: "He died. Horribly." But... death in the Buffyverse is hardly the end. Sometimes it's just a beginning. A pseudo-SI turned vampire story. Rated M for comedic sociopathy.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 90 - Words: 273,527 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 945 - Updated: 3/9/2018 - Published: 11/10/2015 - Amy M., Faith L., Harmony K.
Fate Revelation Online by daniel-gudman reviews
Ilya likes to play video games, and in the time she has remaining, Shirou is more than willing to play the new VR game with her. But when they are trapped inside the game, [Sword Art Online], they determine something even more distressing: Kayaba Akihiko is definitely a Magus.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 79 - Words: 400,880 - Reviews: 1734 - Favs: 3,673 - Follows: 3,821 - Updated: 11/18/2017 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Illyasviel von Einzbern, Shirō E., Asuna/Asuna Y., Kirito/Kazuto K.
Variant Strain by scriviner reviews
Prototype/Spider-man(Marvel) Fusion. For most, adolescence is a time of change and growth. For some, the changes are a bit more drastic than expected. Peter struggles with a changing world, an even more changeable body and more questions than he has answers for. He tries to understand where his strange new powers come from and the most important question of all... what happened?
Crossover - Spider-Man & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 75 - Words: 319,894 - Reviews: 1499 - Favs: 3,052 - Follows: 2,693 - Updated: 7/22/2017 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man
Life in Reverse by Min Daae reviews
Home is where you make it. Or, the AU where Loki falls to Earth after Thor, wanders around trying to work out what to do with himself, and somehow ends up working for SHIELD. Mostly because supervillains are so plebian.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,031 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 2,539 - Follows: 2,626 - Updated: 4/13/2017 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Loki
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 292,799 - Reviews: 5853 - Favs: 18,593 - Follows: 21,477 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Daphne G., Perenelle F.
Arc of the Revolution by Aleadrex reviews
All Jaune Arc ever wanted to do was to enter Beacon and become a hero, but Arcs don't give up just because people see through their fake transcripts! After months of hard work, he finally manages to enter Beacon... as the Supreme Commander and Glorious Leader of a twice-reformed organization now threatening to engulf Remnant in an all-out world war. Uhh, Oops? Move over, Cinder.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 209,840 - Reviews: 1887 - Favs: 4,192 - Follows: 4,268 - Updated: 12/23/2016 - Published: 1/19/2016 - Adam T., Jaune A.
Crime and Commitment by serpentguy reviews
Taylor had always had doubts about what she was doing, even after she had changed her mind on being a superhero. What might have happened if she had focused on all the good she could do if she approached law and order from the other direction? What might have happened if she had given being a supervillain her full commitment?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 187,018 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 1,479 - Follows: 1,516 - Updated: 10/8/2016 - Published: 11/21/2015 - Skitter, Grue, Tattletale, Bitch/Hellhound
Memories of Iron by becuzitswrong reviews
Taylor Hebert always triggered because of the bullying of classmates and a former friend. Here, instead of triggering, a cosmic entity gifts her with the memories of a man as talented as he was tormented. One who accomplished amazing things in his life. Now Taylor has the opportunity to use that knowledge to save her world. First, she'll need to save her own sanity.
Crossover - Ironman & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 295,394 - Reviews: 2347 - Favs: 5,068 - Follows: 4,963 - Updated: 7/21/2016 - Published: 3/30/2014 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Skitter
A Dark Dawn by Ave Imperium reviews
A new race was discovered and annihilated. A century passed and Citadel space forgot, but Humanity never did.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 143,972 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 2,110 - Follows: 2,081 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard - Complete
49,993 by Lanilen reviews
"If you're hearing this, then there is still hope. Hope that you can avoid the same mistakes we made. We fought the Reapers, but we failed to stop them." Those were the words of Doctor Liara T'Soni. But Commander John Shepard isn't the type to give up just because all sentient life in the Galaxy has been destroyed. - No longer on hiatus!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 134,039 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 6/20/2015 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Shepard, Legion, OC
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15234 - Favs: 23,362 - Follows: 20,539 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Feeling Hollow by Daricio reviews
Instead of visiting the Vaizard, Ichigo realizes that fighting and defeating his inner hollow isn't the only way to deal with his problem. Could the two possibly form an alliance? -All chapters revised! More details in first and last chapter.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 87,835 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 3,683 - Follows: 3,125 - Updated: 2/6/2015 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 9,188 - Follows: 3,596 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Terran Ingenuity by Xeno Major reviews
The Great Wars are over. Jim Raynor and his men have left the Koprulu Sector behind, choosing to settle a world away from that sector of space. Unfortunately, the colony of Shanxi is not safe; hostile aliens have invaded, intent on controlling the Terrans and their bizarre technology. Unfortunately for the Turians, the Terrans have experience fighting hostile alien invaders.
Crossover - StarCraft & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,510 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 1,864 - Follows: 2,080 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 3/24/2013
Beyond Hearts and Minds by XyoushaX reviews
naruxhina, maybe sasuxsaku Demons of yore spring up for unknown reasons. And the Priestess to take care of it... is Hyuuga Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 335,340 - Reviews: 987 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 12/12/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Faces by Resonance and d reviews
People often ask to see Tonks' real face. No one seems to understand that she doesn't have one. Slightly AU, gen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 56 - Published: 6/7/2008 - N. Tonks, Harry P. - Complete
It's a Lot Less Epic than You'd Think by Metroid13 reviews
John and Cameron square off against a new enemy. But he's...a bit quirky.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2008 - John C., Cameron - Complete
Fuinjutsu by Eleature reviews
A new seal made by Naruto malfunctions when it's challanged by Akatsuki's extraction ritual. Now Naruto has to deal with situations he'd never dreamed of before: a war, a demon attack, Orochimaru, spies and the paradox of his own existence. Timetravel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 87,367 - Reviews: 1981 - Favs: 4,482 - Follows: 4,430 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Naruto U., Torune
Hinata's Story by KlosetAuthor reviews
I was tired of Stories where Naruto goes from not noticing Hinata to cleaning her tonsils in 20 minutes or two paragraphs. So instead of complaining I decided to see if I could do better.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 135,268 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
150 Things Konoha Shinobi Are Not Allowed To Do by afriendtosell reviews
Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 348 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Smiling Games by Loud-Little-Thing reviews
Naruto plays invented games because that’s one of the first things a lonely child learns to do.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Colors of Life and Death: Book 1 by Songbird21 reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are honorary brothers, but Naruto is taken by Orochimaru. Through Oro's gruesome torture, Naruto's chakra will begin to change into something only ever heard of...in legends. NaruHina, SakuLee
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 111,143 - Reviews: 2421 - Favs: 2,552 - Follows: 1,217 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 4,639 - Follows: 773 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Genius Doesn't Matter by PsychoLeopard reviews
Oneshot, drabblish. Konoha has far too many prodigies, but Naruto is not one of them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Parenting Made Easy with Zaraki Kenpachi by peroxidepest17 reviews
Kenpachi has no respect for amateurs.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 137 - Published: 1/22/2007 - K. Zaraki, Yumichika A. - Complete
Windows of the soul by raging hobo reviews
Being Naruto isn't easy, but he never gives up. Someone admires that in him. Someone he loves dearly. Experience the joy, the sadness, the triumph, and the overwhelming love that is Naruto's life. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 69 - Words: 142,559 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 7/12/2005
Laid by Kit Spooner reviews
Ino. And Lee. A lot of ceilingthumping sex. What else could they build a relationship around? [inolee, incomplete]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,536 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/23/2006 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Ino Y., Lee R.
It Takes a Village by Aishuu reviews
Though it may take a village to raise a child, that doesn't mean they're doing it right... a look at the childhoods of Team Gai and the Rookie 9.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
What You Didn't Know About Sasuke by Cyberwolf reviews
And it will shock the whole world. Crackfic. :P
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 96 - Published: 7/28/2005
Second Best by NuttyScribbler reviews
After kick starting their relationship in a highly unusual manner, Naruto and Hinata must now work together to stay together. Rated for smutty humor, a lil nudity, sexual innuendoes and fluff. Chapter 2: Shotgun Wedding
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,458 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/9/2004 - Published: 9/26/2004 - Complete
The Hedgehog Song by morrigan reviews
Co-written with NS and Peeves is Peeved-- our version of Nanny Ogg's most infamous number. PG13 for vulgarity, and it contains an MP3 link so you can sing it in the bath
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/2/2000
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Nine Kinds of Hell reviews
The Kyuubi attacked Konoha for many reasons. Unfortunately for her, Hinata is going to discover each and every one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,539 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Sickness reviews
A chat with the Shinigami leads Naruto to some interesting information.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete