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Joined 12-09-05, id: 946450
Author has written 16 stories for CSI: Miami.

"Every time you choose an action, you must be willing to choose it for all eternity -- this is eternal recurrence. And it is the same for every action not made, every stillborn thought, every choice avoided. And all unlived life will remain bulging inside you, unlived through all eternity. And the unheeded voice of your conscience will cry out to you forever."

F. Nietzsche

A few things about me...

I am a perfectionist nerd who knows how to have fun, and I am unashamedly proud to be one!

I had a 4.0 GPA in high school and graduated summa cum laude in college. I was a cheerleader in both high school and college, but I also hold a black belt in martial arts! I love to dance, sing, and play the piano and guitar. I'd like to learn how to play the drums next, and then I think I'd like to learn the violin and then the saxophone. As you can see, I like to try my hand on different things. I think I'm sort of a Jack (or Jane?) of All Trades.

Some odd things about me...

I have names for every one of my stuffed animals. I regularly hold conversations with them, and they (believe it or not) talk back to me... all part of my multiple psychotic personality, I suppose. I am, after all, a crazy little woman!

I am absolutely crazy about penguins! Yes, I am a 'penguin luvr'! In fact, if I was an animal, I would definitely be a tropical penguin, like the Blackfooted Penguin of South Africa (as I don't like cold weather). I've also been told that I'm just as psychotic as those 'Madagascar' penguins and those Taekwon Dodo birds in 'Ice Age'!

I love shooting games of any kind, and I am quite the sniper in lazer tag (so I've been told). I'm very competitive, but I'm also a really good sport. I'm sort of a girly-girl, but I'm not afraid to spar or get dirty. I know I'll always be young at heart.

I'm a HUGE 'Lord of the Rings' fan! I once watched the 12-hour LOTR extended DVD marathon for New Years Eve with my friends, and then played the LOTR Trivial Pursuit for four hours straight right after that... And in case you were wondering, I did win that game!

Since I'm prone to having migraines, I've decided to give my migraine a name. Ladies and gents, I'd like you to meet 'Sir Poundsalot,' my Knight in Pounding Armour, whose battlefield is my entire head. He really does exist, and he has been living up to his beloved moniker! I blame him entirely for any spelling or grammatical errors I might've missed on my fics.

I'm a HUGE CSI: Miami fan, and I absolutely adore Ryan Wolfe! He's my fav CSI! Plus, he's so damn cute and sexy! Currently, all of my stories involve Ryan's character. I'm going to be posting the 'rated/edited version' of some of my NC-17 (MA rated) stories here, but feel free to visit my website for the full unedited version.

As a former English major, I enjoy beta-reading fics, especially the ones that involve...who else? Ryan Wolfe.

I also enjoy reading and writing het and slash fics that involve Ryan, and as long as the pairing is not too weird.

Pairings that I enjoy (Ship and Slash):

CSI: Miami



CSI: New York






Crossovers - CSI/CSI: Miami


Oh yeah... I like Speed too (CSI: Miami) and often wish that he and Ryan got to interact on the show. Other than that, I also love Greg Sanders, Danny Messer, and Nick Stokes.

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Easier To Run reviews
Ryan-Eric SLASH! AU after S5 Episode: “Burned”. What if Ryan never got his job back after he was fired? This is MM SLASH! Don't like? Don't read. Ye Be Warned! CHAPTER 8 NOW UP! Rated T. M-rating implied. STORY COMPLETE!
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,304 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Ryan W., Eric D. - Complete
And I Tell You, This Is Love reviews
RyanEric SLASH! Ryan and Eric take their daughter out trick or treating. What's a Handsome Prince without a little Princess and his Noble Steed? A terribly fluffy and humorous fic. This is MM SLASH! No like? No read. Ye been warned! NOW COMPLETE!
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,749 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Ryan W., Eric D. - Complete
This Is How We Burn reviews
EricRyan SLASH! Fire... It permeates every aspect of their relationship. It’s as close to heaven or hell as they’re ever going to get. COMPLETE! [Don't Like. Don't Read!]
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
When Curves Were Straight reviews
EricRyan SLASH! Sequel to “Walking The Twisted Line.” Eric finally learns how Ryan met Speed. Reactions from the team affect Ryan in ways he did not expect. Inspired in part by lyrics in “Mi Chico Latino” by Gerri Halliwell. CH.13 UP! FIC NOW COMPLETE!
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,868 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/21/2007 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Complete
Supernova reviews
[CaRWash] A belated Valentine Fic. “Indulge me tonight, Ryan,” she invites him now, her voice smooth, teasingly low. “Come home with me, and I promise to give you a Valentine you won’t soon forget.” CH.2 UP! Fic will move later on to Rated M Area for SMUT
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,863 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/5/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007
Headphones reviews
Greg SandersRyan Wolfe SLASH! Ryan couldn't help himself when he finally finds Greg. Just a light and fluffy ficlet that happens technically in Las Vegas, but what the heck. Read on and smile at the cuteness. COMPLETE!
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Blue reviews
RyanGreg Mild Slash. Blue. It’s more than just a mere shade in the light’s spectrum. And it’s not a color you’d like to remember when you think about Miami… when you think about him. COMPLETE!
CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Complete
In A Box reviews
EricRyan PreSLASH. Sometimes the best gifts are the most understated – the smallest things that can fit in a box. COMPLETE!
CSI: Miami - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Complete
Lost reviews
SLASH! EricRyan Drabble. There are certain words Ryan Wolfe will never use to describe himself... COMPLETE!
CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
Recall To Forget To Recall reviews
EricRyan Mild SLASH! AU after Nailed. Ryan Wolfe pays Charlene Hartford, the woman who shot him with a nail gun, an unexpected visit in prison. A Belated Thanksgiving piece. COMPLETE!
CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,673 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 12/8/2006 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Complete
Sanders, The Wolfe, & The Wardrobe reviews
RyanGreg SLASH! A pointless, grin inducing, fluffy, multichapter ficlet that's bordering on a crackfic, addressing the issue of the boys' choice of clothing. “Love is blind.” Therefore, “Where Greg’s laundry smells, Ryan’s love dwells.” Read and giggle.
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,116 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 11/14/2006
Jagged Little Memories reviews
CaRWaSh! Calleigh never would’ve imagined that an old, forgotten CD could say so much about her life. A drabble and introspection of sorts. Inspired by Alanis Morissette’s 3rd album, “Jagged Little Pill.” CH. 2 NOW UP! Chapter Song: You Oughta Know
CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,336 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 8/7/2006
Don’t Cry Wolfe reviews
RyanGreg SLASH! Ryan Wolfe couldn’t remember the last time he had allowed himself to cry, but he knew with definite certainty that he was currently 0 for 3 in that department... that was until he met one Greg Sanders. COMPLETE!
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Complete
Nerds Like It Hotter reviews
RyanGreg SLASH! Ryan knew the risks of falling in love with Greg and being in a longdistance relationship. Now, who moves where when the urge to be together finally wins out? COMPLETE!
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Complete
5 Places They Didn't Make A Move: Oneshot reviews
It's a game of waiting between Eric and Ryan. Who would make the first move? Who would make the last? EricRyan Implied. Extremely Mild Slash. COMPLETE!
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,118 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Complete
Walking The Twisted Line reviews
A confrontation between Eric and Ryan after the shootout freezing incident reveals an unexpected secret about Ryan’s relationship with his dead best friend, Speed. EricRyan Mild SLASH! COMPLETE!
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,371 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/23/2006 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Complete