Howdy! This is Samuel from Nowheresville, U.S.A. Anyway, I just want to say that I'm more of a reviewer than an actual writer. I mean, I'd like to say that I have enough will-power to complete at least ONE feature-length fic. But, sadly, I am lazy. So there. Maybe I'll start again someday.

The thing is that I'm somewhat of a hypocrite. I mean, I know HOW to write a good story, but I have too short of an attention span to follow through with it. Yet, I get angry with people who don't finish their own fics. I'm also a bit of a stickler when it comes to spelling, grammar, and punctuation (CURSE YOU, ENGLISH TEACHERS!... but I digress). If something's wrong with those areas in your fic, I'll be sure to let you know.

Completed works: Well... I have done afew one shots. You can find them all in the Sonic section. Christmas with Maria and Valentine's Day with Amy were my first two fics. I guess the spirit hits me during the holidays, who knows? My latest work is called Swimming Lessons, and is my first non-holiday themed fic. Of course, I wrote it during a twenty hour train ride to Boston... but I think it's pretty funny! I've also just now uploaded my first Phoenix Wright fanfic, The Larry Big Circus.

What I'm working on now: I had been writing a fic about how Rouge got her start in the treasure hunting business. It's called The Chronicles of a Treasure Hunter (yeah, I know, real creative), but lately I've lost interest in it. I just can't make it... flow correctly, ya' know? Maybe I'll turn it into a sort of three shot thingie... I also have a few more Phoenix Wright stories to upload, so be on the lookout for those! I'm also in the middle of writing a feature-length Phoenix Wright fanfic called Rock n' Roll n' Turnabout, so look out for that, too.

Most admired fanfic writers: Man, if you have not read anything by JudasFm, go now! Go and read the Secrets of the Emeralds series RIGHT NOW! She's one of the most AMAZING writers on this sight, if not THE BEST. You'll find her works primarily in the Sonic section. I also want to give mad propz (geez, I'm a dork) to The Island Hopper for writing one of the best Animaniacs! fics this world has ever seen. That's right, definitely give Bootleg Sunrise a read. And if you like Mario, Wicked, or both, check out LemonyShepard's King of the Koopas and its sequel, King of the Koopas: Because I Knew You. They're both really touching and will pull at your heartstrings. Awesome stories, Lemony.

Well, I'll quit blabbering and let you take a look at my GIGANTIC four story library...