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Joined 07-14-17, id: 9468352, Profile Updated: 06-29-20
Author has written 11 stories for Naruto.

Hubby's job takes him away a lot. So reading and writing fanfiction smut helps. If you have raging hormones like this author and you believe cheating on your girlfriend/boyfriend is wrong--read away!

My favorite authors are agitosgirl, xiaojiang, grainsofsand, Kieren, and Jacal Ste. Worme.

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Sept. 2017

I just wanted to send out encouragement to writers too shy to write. Maybe you think you're too old or too young to write fanfiction. Or you might be afraid someone thinks your story is stupid. Who cares? If you love writing or painting (or whatever it is you love doing)...just do it! Life is so short. Do something you enjoy.

So what, if the hobby you enjoy is stupid? Fanfiction is really stupid. Look at me, I am making an ass of myself all over the internet. But I enjoy writing and seeing where it takes me. Or I could simply purge. If people don't like what you write, take feedback but don't be discouraged.

Once upon a time, people wrote fanfics about their religion. The Tragic Tale of Doctor Faustus, Milton's Paradise Lost, and many of Charles Dicken's works use strong Christian motifs. These non-canonized tales became our classics.

Tale of Two Cities, A Christmas Carol, Oliver Twist, Great Expectations? All Christian-based themes. Charles Dickens literally published his stories chapter by chapter in a weekly periodical...which is kind of how we publish on fanfiction. One old lady complained to Dickens about his perpetuation of the stereotype of evil old maids through Miss Havisham. Dickens wrote an apology. In addition, Dickens added Miss Havisham's redemption to the story.

I do read your input...with many grains of salt.

I'm not saying to publish to fanfiction. No one pays you for shit here. But if you love writing-- write!

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Their dirty secrets by agitosgirl reviews
Naruto and Hinata had started dating after the war. Their inner lusts which have been bottled up get released in the most interesting, and mostly perverted ways as their relationship progresses. But shh! Don't tell anyone, little kids should not be made aware of how kinky the leaf's shy maiden and goofy knucklehead can get...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,062 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 8/19/2018 - Published: 12/3/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Cheap Thrills by VoodooScreamQueen reviews
When Hinata is betrayed by the one who she loved, her world is shaken. Now lost, she doesn't know who she is or what she wants. All she knows is she wants to feel good again. Warning: Infidelity, angst, drama and all that awful stuff. Hinata x many.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 153,260 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 2/10/2018 - Published: 11/27/2016 - Hinata H. - Complete
Endless lemons by agitosgirl reviews
This is just a bunch of lemony oneshots rolled into one story! From a foxy Naruto, to a cute little bunny Hinata! Do you have an idea for a lemon that you want to see typed out? Well then, come on in and you just might find it! And remember, I take on suggestions. There are some rules though, and they're listed inside. So please, take a quick peek!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 67,221 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 1,554 - Follows: 1,098 - Updated: 10/22/2017 - Published: 12/30/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Out With The Old by agitosgirl reviews
A poor submissive meets a new Dominant to take care of her. Two-Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,041 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 8/6/2017 - Published: 7/1/2017 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Tainted Doves by xiaojiang reviews
Love, where does one draw the line? Smut...only an excuse for smut!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,089 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 86 - Published: 12/13/2015 - [Hinata H., Itachi U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Crazed Desires by xiaojiang reviews
Hyuuga Hinata learns what it means to be captured by Uchiha Sasuke. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 79,776 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 11/22/2015 - Published: 11/15/2014 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
The Benefits of Jealousy by Kieren reviews
Hinata Hyuuga reaps the benefits of jealousy with the leader of the Copper Coyotes. [NaruHina AU] [Rated M] [Completed]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,107 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/11/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Neji H. - Complete
Brothers Share by AmenToTheMangaBible11 reviews
Sasuke loves Hinata... But so does Itachi. Hinata's worried it'll break up their good relationship if she settles for one of them, and there's always the fear they're just using her. What happens when she goes over to the Uchiha residence to tell them she's not interested? Turns out, she's kinda interested anyway.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,890 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Sasuke U., Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
Dream Stranger by Kieren reviews
She was married. She was also being picked up by a tall, dark and handsome stranger in a bar. But who was to stop her from indulging? KibaHina. AU. [Ficlet] [Major lemons. Please heed rating.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,769 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/19/2014 - [Hinata H., Kiba I.] Genma S. - Complete
Demon Dance by grainsofsand reviews
In order to appease the emperor of demons, and to save their village, the elders of Konoha offer him his choice of maidens. By chance or fate, an angel is thrown at his feet. Now the question is if she is saved or damned. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 156,001 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Hinata H., Gaara
Metamorphosis by grainsofsand reviews
Gaara has a mysterious ailment, and an unusual obsession with a certain girl. Read to find out more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,285 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Pintsized Demons and Cookies by grainsofsand reviews
Gaara is hit by a jutsu that turns him into a little kid with only dream-like images of his past. After the destruction of her home village, Hinata opens a bakery in Suna. How will she react to an uexpected guest?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,016 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Gaara, Hinata H.
The Benefits of Amnesia by BWL reviews
After developing amnesia in Konoha, Hinata is sent back to Suna, unaware of her life there, or that she's married to the Kazekage. GaaraHina, some SasuHina, slight KabuHina and NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,541 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010 - [Gaara, Hinata H.] - Complete
Confectionery by Awesome Anonymous reviews
:Sasuke/Hinata: After a night of "fun", Hinata wakes up next to a man she's always hated: Sasuke Uchiha. Yet, they're in the same bed, with wedding rings, and he refuses to give her a divorce. What is a girl to do?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,463 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Electric by Domomomo reviews
"You gotta learn your place. And for tonight…" He latched the leash he had been fiddling with onto her collar, tugging it roughly so her face was mere centimeters from his. "You're mine." Dub-con Prussia/Hungary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,340 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Lunch Hour by Kieren reviews
His eyes were still in hungry mode. She really should let him go eat right now. GaaHina. AU. [One-shot] [Please heed M-Rating.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
The Black Marriage by Eenvi reviews
AU. It was the village's final decision to present the most beautiful maiden to the demon. xGaaHinax Warning: Extreme Lemony. Should be MA rated, but I can't find the option. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 70 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
39 point 948 by Kieren reviews
Paired up with agent Sabaku Gaara for an assignment, Hyuuga Hinata finds herself placing her full trust in him when he gets implicated, but she has to struggle with her emotions for him and the solo mission she has to embark on as well. GaaHina. AU. [Please heed rating] [Completed]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,199 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - [Hinata H., Gaara] Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Silent Angel by grainsofsand reviews
A demon finds an angel trapped at his lair. What will he do to her? What will she do to him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 76,664 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Bittersweet Hot Chocolate by Ms. Videl Son reviews
TwoShot, AU. Crossing his arms in front of his chest, Gaara called Hinata’s attention to him. “Are you playing hard to get?” GaaHina.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Anything for You by Erisabesu reviews
“Nobody disappointed Hinata Hyuuga on her honeymoon, especially not Sasuke Uchiha.” [SasukeHinata] AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,682 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Cinderella Makeover Naruto Style by CharismaHarmony reviews
[AUModern]When Hinata’s best friend, Naruto said that she wasn’t the type of woman men fall in love with, she bet him 1000 she’d have a marriage proposal in 3 months. She turned her tomboy self into a sexy siren, the world’s most eligible bachelor moved i
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,429 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Come Come Paradise by Jacal Ste. Worme reviews
KakaHina. Hinata finds Kakashi's favorite reading material. Kakashi catches her reading it. What will she do?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Kakashi H., Hinata H. - Complete
Pulling A Stunt by Jacal Ste. Worme reviews
GaaHina. Made love last night, make love again this morning. A sequel to Finally Getting There.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Finally Getting There by Jacal Ste. Worme reviews
GaaHina. Although in a fixed marriage, Gaara falls for Hinata, and finally makes the move to make love to her...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
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Mr & Mrs Claus reviews
All Hinata Claus wanted was children. Leave it to Saint Nicolas "Naruto" Claus to make all of his wife's wishes come true. Lemon. Heavy Smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,784 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 7/26/2017 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Gym Buddies reviews
Mandatory gym credits are a graduation requirement at Konoha University. Too bad the only class left is kickboxing. No one dreads gym class more than Hinata. Or at least that's what she thought. Scrawny and skinny, a guy in a grey hoodie, Naruto, seems to share her distaste for gym class. The two end up being gym partners. Pretty soon, they're talking body.(Slow burn AU, Milk Smut)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,068 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/29 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Emperor and the Desert Rose reviews
An amnesiac assassin is assigned a suicide mission, she must kill the Emperor. The lethal beauty Hinata sets out to do what she must to survive. In the end, will the Emperor Naruto Namikaze take her life? (Naruto AU, Smut)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,556 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/27 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Come Come Paradise reviews
After the Fourth Shinobi War, Naruto Uzumaki and Hinata Hyuga set out on a mission to find a ninja scroll that suspiciously resembles the Infinite Tsukuyomi. Unanticipated consequences ensue as they unlock hidden techniques on an island paradise. For the next two weeks of their lives they may truly be living Come Come Paradise…for the sake of the greater good, of course!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,142 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/15/2019 - Published: 6/13/2019 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Sweet Love Bakery reviews
Tender and sweet. Love makes people feel full and satisfied. Naruto Uzumaki the Warlock and his wife Hinata Hyuga open a bakery tavern. Aspiring to be magical detective, Himawari is mortified when Inojin Yamanaka discovers that she is a bimbo witch. Fluff. Smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/8/2019 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Himawari U., Inojin Y.
Adventures of the Warlock's Apprentice reviews
(AU) One rainy night, a warlock, finds a stray cat in alley. He takes Hinata in and breaks her curse. Turns out, his smitten kitten is actually a young lady. Naruto the Warlock allows her to stay beside him as his apprentice, although her looks and wiles will likely be the death of him. Blame it on the cauldrons, but his castle dungeon is getting a lot hotter. (Lemons)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,684 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/1/2019 - Published: 7/30/2017 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Sugar Sugar Rush reviews
Hinata, a beautiful medical student develops a cure for diabetes. She tests it on herself. It works! Except the side effects make her body crave sex. Her boobies start growing and her arse is just sinful. Now that she looks like a bimbo, how are patients going to take Doctor Hinata seriously? Thongs and things just go south from here. (SciFi. Smut.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,380 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/19/2019 - Published: 9/13/2017 - Hinata H., Kakashi H.
The Desert Rose Lamp reviews
Gaara, a djinn, a demon boy finds a genie's lamp in the desert. Hinata, the genie grants him three wishes. He frees her with the last wish. But all is not good and well simply because one has magic. The two demons struggle to survive in the desert. Hopefully, the sands of fate will not separate them forever. AU. Lemons. Smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,563 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/6/2017 - Published: 7/31/2017 - Hinata H., Gaara
The Dragon's Princess reviews
AU Sasuke the Dragon somehow convinces Hinata, a dragon slayer, into laying with him instead of slaying him. They restore the Uchiha dragon clan. Passion and pleasure in the dragon's den. Lemons. Smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,462 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/27/2017 - Published: 8/14/2017 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Home, Home on the Range reviews
AU Hiashi forces Hinata into an arranged marriage with the abusive aristocrat Sasuke. Unfortunately, she has no one to run to when her true love, Naruto, is drafted to the Navy. Naruto fights to stay alive and to return to his love. Heavy Smut and Lemons. Rape/abuse in Ch. 1
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,697 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/20/2017 - Published: 7/15/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Swimmers reviews
Nursing student Hinata is kicked out from home, due her father's disapproval of her major of study. Hinata joins the college swim team because she likes Naruto. Except Naruto likes Sakura. And Sakura wants Sasuke. And Sasuke wants Hinata. Hopefully, their academic and love lives work out, swimmingly.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/11/2017 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.