Author has written 16 stories for Covenant, X-Men: The Movie, Pirates of the Caribbean, Hellboy, True Blood, Final Fantasy VII, Legend of the Seeker, Dark Angel, Twilight, Leverage, Stargate: Universe, Angel, Wrestling, Vampire Diaries, and Supernatural.
Hi profile viewers,
If you're reading this then I hope that means you like one of my stories if not all.
I love writing anything, you know I'll just write what pops into my head, which is why I'm a tad flakey when it comes to updates, but seriously even if I haven't updated for like two years I will finish the story, I know how all of them end it's just the middle I'm a little stuck with.
My fav movies are: The Chronicles of Riddick, X-men, Blade, pirates of the Caribbean and Fast and the Furious.
And my fav Tv shows are: Buffy/Angel (I love Spike and Faith pairings), Supernatural, Yu Gi Oh, but not GX that sucks : ( , and Stargate Atlantis, and of course my all time favourite show Wresling, seriously don't knock it till you've watched it, Randy Orton, Kevin Nash, Jeff Hardy and the Undertaker rock and are all hot! BTW right now TNA is the show to watch, I'll always love the WWE but right now it's kind of boring me to tears.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile
Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! If you belive in GOD put this in your profile
If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his freakin' cereal, and leave the friggin rabbit alone put this in your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe something is nothing, and noothing is always something, copy and paste this into your profile
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, HeadGoddessofCynicism,Legacy of the Avatar, always.x.forever, FillyGal
Too many peope have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.
92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
92 percent of American teens would die if Orlando Bloom told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your asses off.
If you think those kids should leave the stupid lucky charms person alone, Put this into your profile.
If you think what people say doen't matter unless it could KILL you, Put this on your profile.
If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is, put this in your profile.
If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a twitter or facebook account
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tohguht slpeling was ipomrantt! tahts so cool! If you cuold raed taht put it in yuor pfoirle
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile
If you've ever tripped UP the stairs, copy this into your profile!
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
When someone asks you what the mathimatical equation for pi was, and you said PIE copy and paste this into your profile
If you think saying wheeeeeee for no reason is fun copy and paste this into your profile
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
Do YOU remember the 90s??
Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if
You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles
"Convincing is for the weak, I prefer blackmail."
"People who say nothing's impossible have never tried slamming a revolving door."