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Author has written 8 stories for Secret Window, Chocolat, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

I like you already. Muffin? Pot of tea and a crumpet?

Hello, I'm in the middle of re-editing all of my stories at the moment (Cringing at my grammar and general story badness as I go, I suspect it's payment for neglect), expect updates in a few weeks - unless uni comes up and interrupts things. :)

Likes: some tv shows...even though i don't watch that much tv, waking up early to watch cartoons, walks in the fresh air, when the weather's cool but not cold, curling up on a chair with hot chocolate and a book, laughing with friends, cracking lame jokes, Listening to rain, hearing the thunder, watching the lightning, flannelette t-shirts,orange sherbet, secondhand books, the smell of popcorn, printed tees,watching movies with good friends, strawberry jam on toast, Vegemite, Lego houses...

Dislikes: A lot of things, but i won't spoil whatever mood you're in by listing them here

If anyone tells you you're too old for cartoons, poke your tongue out at them and insist that they're misguided

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Where the Sky Meets the Sea by lordoftheringsfanficreader reviews
As slave to a former pirate in Port Royal, Charlotte has been trapped in a painful life for too many of her seventeen years... until Captain Jack Sparrow swaggers by.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,848 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 9/30/2004
Put Another Nickel In by Nora Salisbury reviews
Music Man has sent Megamind a gag gift ... but Roxanne is the only one laughing. Rating this a T just in case, for mild suggestive content. Set post-movie.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
To Trust a Stranger by Amirra reviews
Delanie and Kaydra are two sisters that find themselves traveling with the knights. They soon learn that the knights, two in particular, are more than what they expected. *Updated*
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,313 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Tristan, Dagonet
On the Hokage Desk by Shigeru Hiko reviews
Kakashi has recently become Hokage, and Obito comes to visit and help break in the desk. Shizune interrupts, or does she? Complete PWP, two consenting males. If you don't like that sort of thing, consider yourself warned. slight AU because of Obito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Kakashi H., Torune - Complete
Cherry Street and Beyond by skrblr reviews
Shall we begin at the beginning? This is on Cherry Street, Wonka's Shop. Good times we didn't see enough of, lots of fun and oddness, if slightly contaminated by Slugworth and other unfortunate things.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 63,975 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 10/29/2005
The Grey Crayon by checkerbloom reviews
Naruto wants the three of them to be a real family, but first he needs to get Kakashi to move in with them. Yonkaka.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,020 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 74 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Minato N., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Bird that Binds us by Plutobaby494 reviews
Kara a 26 year old Wildlife Biologist, gets sucked into King Authurs time, being a loner, she learns alot about life and love. TristanOC Better summary inside.
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,553 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 3/4/2006
Diary of a Pirate by Rogue Novelist reviews
A journal of Jack Sparrow's exciting life. Nothing else, really. Drinking, Will Turner bashing, sailing, women and all the other things that would go on in his life. I went a little heavy on the pirate talk, but it's still fairly good!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,841 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 10/25/2003
First interview by postgate reviews
Getting a job at the Xmansion is always going to be tough but if you are a nonmutant with too many connections on both sides of the mutant war... well it should be interesting anyway! Completed 22.3.08. Give it a go! Reviews appreciated
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 103 - Words: 71,452 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 6/27/2004
For the Song of the Sparrow by Clare Mansfield reviews
Six months have past since the adventure aboard the Black Pearl. Will and Elizabeth approach their wedding day, an unexpected visitor arrives. When a body is found in the Governor’s household Eizabeth follows a dangerous path to save Will from the gallows
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,136 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
Wild Child by Tracy137 reviews
The knights are on the ice, Dagonet is about to fall...but who is the weird stranger who comes to save them? After the Battle of Badon Hill...which knight will be compelled to find her out? Violence and swearing people...TrisOC WIP
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,271 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Tristan, OC
Circus of life by Maleficent Angel reviews
Charlie decides that he does not want to end up as lonely as Mr Wonka, so insists on keeping in contact with the outside world, leading to all kinds of problems. Eventually, and we do mean eventually, WonkaOC. Rated M just to be on the safe side.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 149,402 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 8/4/2005
Chocociology by fxkoala reviews
Alternate Universe of CatCF movie in which Mister Willy Wonka never held his Golden Ticket contest. A very ordinary and usual boy bumps into a very extraordinary and unusual man.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 147,634 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 10/6/2005
Secrets by Melody Wilde reviews
When Mort Rainey decides to rent out the cabin and move on with his life, he finds himself at the mercy of a fan who wants more from him than his autograph. Please read Author's Warning.
Secret Window - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,633 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Complete
To See It Coming by midnightmuse reviews
On the Day of the Dead Sands is left without eyes, his sanity hanging by a thread and all but dead himself. But Sands has more to do than just lay down and die there is always a balance to be restored, even if it is only the balance of his own mind. R&R
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,420 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 8/3/2005
Beneath the Strings of Time by three-legs-stella reviews
Seven years after the end of the film, Anouk is now sixteen. She has to face the reality of becoming a woman, the facts of life, love and spirituality and the arrival of an old friend. [Chapter THREE up...reviews appreciated. Rating may change...not sure.
Chocolat - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,459 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 2/20/2006
Tristan's Story by Ithil-valon reviews
Tristran Award Nominee This story follows Tristan from Sarmatia to Britain and highlights what made him the Knight he became. It will touch on the lives of the other Knights and also explore how Arthur becomes thier leader in fact and in their hearts.
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 59,705 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/31/2007 - Published: 4/22/2005
Sight in the dark by xSlashable reviews
Something made El come back, he didn't knew what, but something tolt him too do so. Than he finds a man he didn't expect to be there. Please R&R written by SueAnneSparrow and xDarkChocolate.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,230 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/30/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006
A Caged Swann by Vee017 reviews
Will left Elizabeth for the high seas and now she's being forced to choose a suitor to marry. A man that will see her as nothing but a trophy, but one seems different...and somehow familiar...Sparrabeth [AU PotC 1]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,063 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/23/2006 - Published: 3/18/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
By Our Own Hands by Surreal13 reviews
Rating just to be safe. Non slash. Tristan comes back from a scouting mission injured. Bors Tristan friendship fic.
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,370 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/5/2006 - Published: 3/9/2005 - Tristan
The Deepest Circle by Halia reviews
Jack has been betrayed yet again by another treacherous shipmate, and he starts to believe that his old friends are beginning to turn on him, too. How can they prove to him otherwise before he goes mad with hate? Chapter 15 is FINALLY up!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,760 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 12/16/2003
An Enemy Returns by Janie Canuck reviews
Vogler's back, blaming House for ruining his life and looking for payback. Rated T for some violence and language. Please review.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,167 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Sands Through The Hourglass by Scarlett Burns reviews
Post movie. Sands finds himself back in CIA hands, and his future is uncertain. A setup within the CIA puts Sands to the test, and he's forced to lay it all out on the line to gain proof about the conspiracy against him. COMPLETE
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 125,005 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 11/6/2003 - Complete
Livin' La Vida Loca by Nuky reviews
What happens after DOFD? Sands get picked up by a girl and is losing his control. Meanwhile the girl is having problems on her own and needs to deal with death,shooting and Sands having flashbacks and battles to keep sane, COMPLETED!
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 42 - Words: 121,681 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 7/2/2005 - Complete
Days by Neon Daisies reviews
Sands had a family that he left behind in order to go play spy. He's lost a lot, but has he discovered all his losses? Or are the poets wrong and you really can go back home again?
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,280 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Complete
Playground Philosophy by Epona Harper reviews
Maddie finds more than she barganed for when she takes off on a solo hunt for the ghost boy.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,841 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 87 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Complete
The Game by Nuky reviews
What would you do when you wake up trapped in a room, hearing you'll have to fight for you're own life and work with you're enemy? What would you do after entering The Game? This is SandsEl there Game.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,248 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 3/15/2006
Concerning A Murder by FinniganToldMeTo reviews
New Summary: When a figment of your imagination gets out of hand, how can you fight it? How can you fight yourself, when there are more than one enemy?
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,638 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Complete
One Depp Too Far For Mr Wonka by Daemon faerie queen reviews
Tim Burton based. What happens when Mr Wonka's interdimensional machine goes wrong and brings back his alternate selves? Join Captain Jack, Ichabod Crane and more for a wacky adventure! Beware of spoilers for other Depp movies.
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 38,614 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Pirates' Christmas Dinner by mCase616 reviews
All the POTC Characters gather for a Christmas Dinner
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,561 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Complete
Persistent Knight by dferveiro reviews
Sequel to The Fear of Rome. Tristan strives to survive life at the Wall, and new dangers in the form of foes and crushes.
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 117,981 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Tristan - Complete
The Raven Call by raventeller reviews
Raven is a weird girl. Well, to everybody. But one day, she wanders up to the castle, and finds Edward. And suddenly her world turns upside down.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,638 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 11/14/2004
In the Chocolate Factory by anotherblastedromantic reviews
Two years have passed since Willy Wonka opened his giant chocolate factory, and Charlie Bucket's beginning to feel the stress of it. And, to add to his troubles, a very strange relative has decided to pay a visit to the Buckets. VERY random.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,340 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 8/14/2005
Baby Cakes by MissWonka reviews
Mayhem ensuses when Willy accidentally turns himself into a baby when tests his latest invention! Will Charlie be able to create an antidote? How will Mrs. Bucket cope with THREE babies to take care of? And how will Willy react to being a baby?
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,766 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/31/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006
Diary of the Knight:s by rrgoettl reviews
In a whirlwind of historical inaccuracy, the Knights start a diary. Will Lancelot outfox Tristan? Will Bors marry Vanora? Will Vanora finally come to her senses and kill them all? The answers to all of these questions lie here...please R&R!
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,062 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 1/13/2005
Seeing is Believing by solitairebbw218 reviews
A young artist thinks she is losing it when a rogueish pirate's spirit comes back to haunt his likeness in a Famous Wax Museum in Vegas. Working together, can they defeat their mutual enemies, or will Jack steal Jo's heart along with her sanity? Modern
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,443 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/17/2006 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Complete
Bonds of Blood by 42-Sporks reviews
When a bounty is placed on him, Jack Sparrow sails in search of the largest treasure in the Caribbean. But with murderous captains at his throat, Will Turner dragged into the mix, and only half a map, a simple treasure hunt turns into a grand adventure.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,079 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 12/16/2005
Pictures of Sunset by Oracle Phoenix reviews
When Nicolette DuClare’s artistic passion finds her atop Willy Wonka’s factory gates, she gets more than she bargained for from the reclusive chocolatier. WonkaOC
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,202 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 7/31/2005
Like Father, Like Daughter by Hersheybear reviews
Could you imagine Sands as a father? Maybe a long distance father, but what happens when he is suddenly thrown into the role, one on one? What would his daughter be like and how will he deal with this new dive? CHAPTER 12 IS UP!
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,888 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 8/30/2005
The Things That Set Us Apart by Dollhousesareforwhimps reviews
Summer has been a blast for Willy and the entire Bucket clan. Unfortunetly, all good things must end. And young, chocolatierintraining, Charlie, will discover first hand why his mentor Willy Wonka is the way he is.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,731 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 7/26/2005
The Unforgiven by Kaputje reviews
Set before, during and after the movie. Arthur recieves four new knights, from an retirering Roman commander. How will they get along with each other, and what dirty secrets are lurking in the dark?. Warnings: hinting of slashattempted rapeabuse.
King Arthur - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,548 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Complete
The Fate of Love by ZhugeLiangT reviews
Join Zhuge as he looks at different pairings and characters and show what really would happen if they occured in real life.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,464 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 9/30/2005
Chains of the Past by Lady Maico reviews
When Kim passes away, she leaves her Granddaughter with one final request. One that concerns going up to the mansion on the hill. Can Kate do it? What will she find once she makes it up there? First fic ever, please R&R.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,749 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 1/20/2005
Fallen Knights Return by Tracy137 reviews
It's been three months since the Battle, now a strange woman has brought back the three fallen knights...how is her destiny so tied to theirs...and who will be the one to finally win her? TristanOC and other KnightsOC Nominated for the Tristan Awards.
King Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 98,359 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/10/2006 - Published: 3/8/2005 - Tristan, OC
The Traitor by Wanderer of the Roads reviews
Complete She is a Briton. She has betrayed hundreds of lives to live one of a traitor’s. She is the Saxon army’s spy and scout. When she is captured by the Knights, will she be able to learn how to trust and be trusted again?
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,016 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/9/2006 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Tristan - Complete
Somewhere I Belong by I Can't Believe I'm Not Anime reviews
To become sane, you must let go of your sanity. Sands, apparently, is a master at this.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/8/2006 - Published: 3/6/2006
Lily Rose by imjustadreamer reviews
The name of a girl, tattooed upon a dead mans chest. A short story unravelling Captain Jack's past.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,993 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Complete
The Inventor's Journal revised part two by Lady Josephina reviews
The second chapter of Edward's origin. Hope you like
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Complete
When the Sun Comes Out Again by DataKenobi05 reviews
Janet is leaving her abusive boyfriend but on the way home from New York City she is forced to stop in Tashmore Lake. There she finds murder, pain, mystery and Mort Rainey. MortOC
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/4/2006
Paradise Interuppted by Lynx Ryder reviews
Life had never been sweeter...until the words 'Better than Wonka's' were printed. Now Mr Wonka will not rest until order is restored to his universe, but will things really be that simple?
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 58,764 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/2/2006 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Complete
What A Wonka Wants by solitairebbw218 reviews
Charlie is turning 21, and Willy throws a birthday bash no one will ever forget. But Willy is the one who's surprised when he finds himself drawn to a lovely Silver Ticket holding guest....will he have the courage to act on those feelings? Please R & R
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,241 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/1/2006 - Published: 11/27/2005
The Inventor's Journal part one revised by Lady Josephina reviews
How Edward came to be. As told through the Inventor's eyes. Alot better than the first one I submitted
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Complete
A Light of New Acquaintance by Drazzles reviews
This is basically a gap filler inner from the end of the movie, just before the dinner. Nothing more, nothing less. No new major characters. No self inserts. No romance. If you liked the movie, then I really hope that means you'll like this. Ongoing. . .
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,134 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/26/2006 - Published: 9/30/2005
Mr Wonka I'm glad to see you again by ShadowHearts reviews
Emily Bucket is just Charlie's cousin. She wants him to get the ticket more than anything. But what happens after Charlie gets the factory, find out here.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,412 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/24/2006 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Complete
Chocolate Dragons by Manquare reviews
To find trespassers in Willy Wonka's chocolate factory is a rare and unusual event, but when it does happen, the trespassers themselves turn out to be very rare and unusual indeed...
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 9/12/2005
Life after Death by Helen Pattskyn reviews
Blind, helpless, and afraid aren't things Sheldon Sands ever thought would apply to him but after La Dia de los Muertos, nothing will ever be the same again. The only way Sands can make it is if he learns to trust someone...
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 303,909 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/13/2006 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Complete
Little Shop Of Chocolates by Daemon faerie queen reviews
Set after the Tim Burton film. When feisty flowergirl Isabelle gains too much attention from the Amazing Chocolatier, the Wonka business is at stake. And no one should get on the wrong side of an Oompa Loompa...
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,485 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 12/14/2005
In Search of Him by bellabeau reviews
Taryn is a Sarmatian girl searching for her father. Her search leads her to King Arthurs Knights, will she find the one she is searching for? Romance, humor, not your typical blood and guts, but there is some of that too.
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 95,030 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 3/3/2005
Changes by MissWonka reviews
A new member of the Bucket family is on the way, and Willy's not exactly thrilled!
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,102 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/31/2006 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Complete
Halo 2: This Time It's Shiner by appledude211 reviews
Follow Chief on this stupidly humor driven parody. Yes, the ending will still suck. Rated T for Teen for Violence, Language, and Sexual Comments, CH5 brings TEH ARBITER!
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,395 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/31/2006 - Published: 6/30/2005
Improv by Random-Battlecry reviews
Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. I shouldn't have invited the children to the factory. I should have gotten a pet. A nice quiet pet. During the factory tour, everything goes... well, wonky.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,843 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/28/2006 - Published: 8/6/2005
The Man with No Eyes by Vianne Lee reviews
CIA Agent Sands battles one on one with death. Short story. Please R&R.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Complete
The Fear of Rome by dferveiro reviews
COMPLETE! Tristan's freedom is taken a second time as Germanius saves him from death. But Tristan finds he would rather have death on a battlefield than servitude in Rome. A Tristancentric story of survival.
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 58,868 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Tristan - Complete
The Adventures of Mort and Chica Girl by darkprediction reviews
Collection of Oneshots about the two oddballs that are Mort and Chica Girl Finding shovels at the mall, or staring at the clouds....Read Mort Goes to the Orthodintist first.
Secret Window - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,912 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/4/2006 - Published: 7/21/2005
Second chances by silmirof4077 reviews
While on a mission Tristan saves a young woad girl from death. But attacked by his friends he is injured,lost, horseless and burdened with two hurt commrads, and now the snow is falling....Chapter 11 finally up!
King Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,497 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 8/3/2005
Fractured Secrets by Neon Daisies reviews
What happens when strange murders start occuring at Briar Ridge Psychiatric hospital? Wouldn't you blame the resident psychotic murderer? Can a fractured psyche be mended?
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 117,856 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 4/16/2004 - Complete
Tristan's Choice by Winsome Elf reviews
Tristan, the most enigmatic and disturbing of Arthur's knights, helps a damaged young woman begin a new life and loses the heart he never knew he had in the process. It won't be easy, and it won't be pretty. A TristanOC romance.
King Arthur - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,776 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 11/5/2005
Gold by Gypsy Feet reviews
Just a quick and short drabble about an amusing conversation that I can see going on between Wonka and Charlie.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/27/2005 - Complete
Past by Gypsy Feet reviews
Will asks Jack about his father on the way back to Port Royal after the fight in the caves. He learns things he didn't know. Which is usually what happens when someone answers a question... xONESHOTx
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Christmas Lights by fxkoala reviews
CatCF. Charlie notices something unusual about their Christmas tree.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Complete
Lies by Gypsy Feet reviews
Sands lies in his bed. Just like he’s done for as long as he can remember. It’s dark and he’s lonely. What really happens after OUTIM? xOneshotx
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Complete
Confusion by Gypsy Feet reviews
So... Why exactly does Willy Wonka hate being hugged so much? xOneShotx
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Complete
THE PEARL by jenthegypsy reviews
A poem. Short and sweet.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Complete
Lost in Translation by Spot991 reviews
It's not Cameron's fault she doesn't speak 4 languages, but it is a source of amusement for House.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/11/2005 - G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
Sleep by Spot991 reviews
It seems like such an insubstantial thing, until one has to go without it. And House does so love to play games with his ducklings.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,535 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/11/2005 - Published: 11/17/2005
Frozen Chocolate Can Still Melt by DeppFictionLovers reviews
AU: pre movie & book: From his office high above the town, Willy Wonka coldly watches everything around him. Can a girl melt his frozen chocolate heart? Now M!: Lightly influenced by Beauty & the Beast & Phantom of the Opera: Complete!
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,227 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/8/2005 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Complete
Housian Dynamics by Merrie reviews
Dr. Gregory House is a genius when it comes to diagnosing mysterious ailments and illnesses. But what happens when he falls ill with an unexplainable disease himself? Will his team be able to prove their worth by working together in time to save him?
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,628 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/5/2005 - Published: 5/10/2005
Solitary by Pippin's LadyKnight reviews
TristranOC. Tristran's past comes back to haunt him... and trouble starts a rift between the knights set premovie And a dangeous weakness in the Knightscout is growing...
King Arthur - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,091 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/4/2005 - Published: 3/11/2005
But It's a Hospital by Pathetic Fallacy reviews
An unlikely tale involving coffee, banshees, papercuts, almost confessions, too much gauze, video game moments and Scrabble. Rated for a little bit of language and a few references. I don't own House, which is a pity really.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,972 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Complete
Cannibalism by Gypsy Feet reviews
Maybe she was hungry. Maybe she wanted to eat him… That wouldn’t be very good. This story i'm fairly certain has never been done before, because not many people write about Jack being scared that anamaria wants to eat him. please r&r
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Complete
The Wooden Hawk by Surreal13 reviews
Tristan gets an unexpected reward while on his latest assignment. Part of the By Our Own Hands verse. BorsVanora, nonslash
King Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/19/2005
Minions, to the clinic! by iscariot reviews
It's clinic time and House decides to take the minions along.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,595 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/15/2005 - Published: 7/30/2005
Yet Love is Sweeter by This Is Da Vinci Speaking reviews
Lilly hasn't seen her best friend in several years. What happens when she meets him again at a place she least expected? Takes place after 2005 movie.[COMPLETE]
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 21,622 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/3/2005 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Complete
Trick or Treat by just jacs reviews
Sands realizes Halloween has a whole new meaning to him now. ONESHOT
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Complete
Frosting by Darkyami7 reviews
It's Kaiba's birthday, and Yami brings him a cake. My first attempt at Prideshipping!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Yami Yūgi, S. Kaiba - Complete
Take Your Kid To Work Day by nerdy demons reviews
House's niece is introduced to everyone and goes to clinic duty, much sarcasm ensues, some HouseCameron in later chaps. rated T for some language... sequel here.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,167 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/16/2005 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Complete
What You Do To Survive by Melosine reviews
Tristan meets a young woman, pregnant and outcast, on the road back from Marius' estate. Will she have a hand in changing his fate?
King Arthur - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 83,266 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005
Alaskan Sands by EmptyLighter reviews
Sands gets his wish. short fic.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Complete
Merlot by Wicked Seraphina reviews
Poetic ponderings on the reason why Willy Wonka has such a considerable following of fawning females.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2005
Killing of the Last Light by Gypsy Feet reviews
xOneshotxThis isn't some depressing story, actually a rather lighthearted one, considering. It's about Jack's time on the dauntless when they're traveling to Port Royal after potc. Please read it.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/19/2005
The Red Spider by Mojave Dragonfly reviews
El runs into trouble. Sands exploits it.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,044 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/18/2005 - Published: 4/5/2005
A Pirates life for me by xSlashable reviews
Why did Jack decide to become a pirate? Here's the story! chapter six UP! Please R&R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,645 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/15/2005 - Published: 6/28/2005
French Roast by Kaazoo reviews
Tea and Yami are going out, but Yami doesn't want to. Yugi wants Yami to go out with Tea, and Tea wants Yami to go out with her. However, the Pharaoh has his eyes on a certin CEO that we all love.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,068 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 7/2/2005 - Yami Yūgi, S. Kaiba
Chocolate Covered Cherries by Katu-Bunny reviews
Willy Wonka fanfiction. Based mostly on the new Johnny Depp movie, but also a lot of the books and the Gene Wilder version. Premovie. Nicole gets dared to sneak into the old Wonka factory, and when she does, she gets a lot more than she bargained for.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,883 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/10/2005 - Published: 12/19/2004
You're My Muse by rain-days reviews
She’s fresh out of highschool, needing a job. He’s an earlyforties guy, needing a housekeeper. Shooter's ready to make a new book.
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,198 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/6/2005 - Published: 12/29/2004
What the Chocolate! Redone by TheWooze19 reviews
Charlie overhears his mom and Mr. Wonka saying some very...STRANGE things. Are they what Charlie think? Or does he just have the wrong idea? One Shot. R&R! I added some more stuff...I hope it's better.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
Little Willy by TheWooze19 reviews
What happens when Willy Wonka's daughter finds out an invention went horribly wrong and it accidentally makes her dad the victim? Now, Lizzy has to deal with the torment she put her own self through. R&R!
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,100 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/4/2005 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Complete
In Camelot by Telanu reviews
Guess who's coming to dinner? Wilbur Wonka, D.D.S., visits his son's factory for the first time.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,594 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/1/2005
Happily Ever After in Mexico by Blue Jay Sparrow reviews
What happened to Sands? What happened to Mariachi? What happened in general? Find out.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/29/2005 - Published: 7/27/2005
Puppy Love by over-dramatic-05 reviews
There is a new boy in Mickenzie's school. he's quiet, cute... and goes by the name Mort Rainey... Finally Updated!
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,645 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/22/2005 - Published: 8/12/2004
Frozen Fire Makes No Water by Siiarrei reviews
Seto, a boy made of an icy shell falls in love with Yami, one of confident, clever flame join together, what will happen? YAOI SetoYami! Not your usual love story!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,841 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/17/2005 - Published: 4/24/2004 - Yami Yūgi, S. Kaiba
Astrid by Aveza reviews
After being left behind by her father, Astrid is raised under the caring arms of W&E. Spirited, stubborn & gullible, she's pulled into a life of handsome young men, awful governesses, seafaring lads, and oddly enough, strange dreams of a pirate named Jack
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 147,357 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 11/18/2003 - Complete
We are the nobodies by strawberrybumfluff reviews
Shelly is sick of her parents' arguments so when a secret is revealed, she takes the chance to go to Mexico to seek out the truth.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/28/2005 - Published: 3/25/2005
Of Mice And Morts by Jampyr reviews
Mort has a little rodent problem...
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2005
Insanity: Part Two by Rogue Novelist reviews
Continuation of "Some Secrets Are Best Kept Hidden: Part One". Rating may go up for use of language.
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 3/19/2005
Crescent Moon by sanchezkm reviews
Years after the battle on Badon Hill, Lancelot has resigned himself to a loveless life, ever watching from the sidelines. But his hope is slowly restored when he meets a young woman, who fills his world with light, like the rising moon.
King Arthur - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,062 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/17/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
I Work for Mort Rainey by loves him reviews
I need a job. My dad kicked me out of the house. BUT I DON'T LIKE MORT RAINEY! Do I still have to work for him? Yes, I need the money. Darn!
Secret Window - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/15/2005 - Published: 6/29/2004
A Different View by Vianne Lee reviews
What happens to CIA Agent Sands? Short story. Please R&R.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/8/2005
Footprints in the Sand by Gypsy Feet reviews
It's impossible to explain, you just have to read it. "Become more then footprints in the sand, turn into people." yah, read it, and then review. ONE SHOT
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2005 - Complete
Of Mother Figures And Manly Manliness by Gypsy Feet reviews
ONESHOT Elizabeth is a little nervous about the wedding... and it's up to Jack to help her... as best he can... I've kept them in character... r&r plz
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Complete
What He Took by Gypsy Feet reviews
He’d taken those from me, but he won’t take Will’s love, Elizabeth’s life... what was Jack thinking in the moments surrounding Barbossa's death? This is what I think... r&r please, you'll like it.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2005
Asking drunk questions by Gypsy Feet reviews
one shot. jack and liz are drunk on the island. VERY drunk. liz tries to ask a question... but they get confused. plz r&r
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2005 - Complete
Shifting Sands by Jacquelin Sparrow reviews
FIVE CHAPTERS. What happens when you take a less-than amenable Agent Sands, a female British assassin, a very dangerous conspiracy and shake well? Find out, inside!
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,995 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/5/2005 - Published: 11/11/2004
Dislike by Eurothrashed reviews
Elizabeth doesn't like Jack. Really. COMPLETE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Complete
The Autobiography of a Troubled Soul by E. S. Young reviews
In eleventh grade, Jeffery Sands was forced to write an autobiography for English class. Contains foul language, cutting classes, insulting teachers, spice conspiracies, infatuations with principals, and tall, sexy redheads. PreMexico fun for anybody who
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,290 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/6/2004 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Complete
El Hombre que Llora las Lágrimas de Sangre by Intuitive reviews
Despite the title, this IS in English. Part One now complete!
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,060 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/18/2004 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Complete
Darkness and Shadows by Lynx Ryder reviews
When Evelyn's car breaks down she is forced to ask a mysterious blind man for help. Can she help him learn to trust again or will he forever have to live with darkness and shadows? (rated for language and scenes of a violent nature)-COMPLETE-
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,985 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/15/2004 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Complete
Some Secrets Are Best Kept Hidden: Part One by Rogue Novelist reviews
Rated R for language. Cora White is a new resident in a town located practically in the middle of nowhere in Maine. She feels that the townspeople are hiding something from her. Something that she should know.
Secret Window - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,904 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/10/2004 - Published: 9/18/2004
A Good Day to Live by TheFinduilas reviews
Can you ever learn to live without sight? But would you want to keep on living?
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,943 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/3/2004 - Published: 9/29/2004
More Than Life by Neon Daisies reviews
What if you left behind a life of brutality and a family that used you? What if you found a man who reminded you of that family, yet had a decent side as well? What if the family you left behind rose up to reclaim you? --COMPLETE--
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,137 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/19/2004 - Published: 2/3/2004 - Complete
Your Bloody Friend Norrington by xxxEmma3xxx reviews
Takes place after the movie. A JackNorrington fic (but not slash). Norrington agrees to a surrender with unusual terms in order to save his ship... RR!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,046 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/31/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003
Sons of Mexico by Mojave Dragonfly reviews
Sands and El are both prisoners of a cartel. Can they trust each other enough to work together? Betrayals, coercion, and gun-slinging action. Not slash. Complete!
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 42,636 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/29/2004 - Published: 6/8/2004 - Complete
Where Home Lies by Red Dragon10 reviews
COMPLETE!He hated the innocence of these men, the same men he watched kill others mercilessly every day, the same men that dreamed a happy dream of green hills unstained by blood. Such a dream was foolish, and brought nothing but pain. A TRISTAN FIC.
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,034 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/29/2004 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Complete
Through the Darkness by Takada Saiko reviews
Sands runs into El in a dark alley one evening. Both are being hunted, both are on the run and fighting, so just how much use might they be for eachother? As long as they don't kill eachother in the end, possibly very. RAting MIGHT change, I dunno....R&R
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,657 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/10/2004 - Published: 7/17/2004
The Long Way Home by E. S. Young reviews
Whoever said that Sands was stationed in Mexico alone? No romance involved. Try family. Back in the USA, our favorite gov't official undergoes experimental surgery while coping with his sibling's own problems. Clearly, life has never been more unbalanced.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,988 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/28/2004 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Complete
The Spittin' Image by Mojave Dragonfly reviews
The Black Pearl is raiding cruelly all over the Spanish Main. Is it Will's fault for having helped Jack escape? Elizabeth and Will try to unravel the mystery while Norrington hunts the pirates.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,726 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2004 - Complete
End Game by Miss Becky reviews
Now complete. Three years after the events of the movie, El Mariachi meets the legendary blind gunfighter.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,601 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/24/2004 - Published: 1/22/2004 - Complete
Survivors by Melody Wilde reviews
A meeting between Sands and El Mariachi changes both their lives.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,791 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/11/2004 - Published: 10/6/2003 - Complete
Moody Moody Madeline by Frogs and hugs and smiles reviews
Everyones fav. character is back. But I don't know where he's going. Any ideas?
Chocolat - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2004
More Than Eyes Alone Can See by Neon Daisies reviews
Sometimes what can't be seen is more important than what can be. A 'Sands gets back to the States' fic with a twist. That twist would be, no romance, just screwed up people trying to make it through life. ::COMPLETE::
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 129,546 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/3/2004 - Published: 10/14/2003 - Complete
Que Quieres En La Vida by Miss Becky reviews
Now complete. El Mariachi and Sands have survived drug cartels and CIA agents. Now they must confront an even more dangerous enemy -- themselves.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 105,274 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/26/2003 - Published: 10/24/2003 - Complete
After the Dust Has Cleared by Miss Becky reviews
Now complete! MAJOR SPOILERS for the film. What happens to Agent Sands and El Mariachi after the events of the film.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,155 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/29/2003 - Published: 9/14/2003 - Complete
Aye, But We're Loved by Melody Wilde reviews
The island, the fire, the rum, and a conversation that might have taken place.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2003
Never Again by Zeech reviews
The infamous island scene - a different take on it. During the hours in which Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth Swann are alone on the island, something passes between them never again to return.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,627 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2003
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Babysitting reviews
Mort has been recently divorced, can he survive a week trying to take care of 3 kids? funny consequences and LOTS OF MORT!
Secret Window - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,154 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 2/12/2006
Corn bugs, pretzels, a blizzard and the ROTP reviews
Crazy Mort is back!and so is the printer! Watch or read Mort wreak his revenge among other crazy things!SEQUEL TO MORT, A PRINTER AND A NEW DEPUTY SHERRIFF
Secret Window - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006
Campfires, catastrophes and craziness reviews
Based after Chicos death. Maybe a new version of Secret Window... Who knows? Mort paranoia, and lots of other exciting things here and in the future
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 7/20/2006
Stupid Weather, Smashed windows reviews
Mort gets into a bit of a pickle when a car causes his jeep to crash. MUHUHAHAHA i am going to be evil and leave you on a cliffie until you review!
Secret Window - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 5/5/2006
King of the waters reviews
An evil tyrant is out to eliminate any 'competition' in the Caribbean and that includes Jack! Note: this is new and improved for more cliffhangery goodness!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 3/21/2006
Secrets and Betrayal reviews
Bad memories for Willy, why is he so scared of human contact? Just the first half of the prologue there will be more
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006
Sleep reviews
What happens after the movie? Just a short little fic.... Or maybe not.Wouldn't Roux be cute when he's sleeping? REVIEWERS CHOICE BETWEEN TWO STORYLINES!
Chocolat - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 3/21/2006
Mort, a printer and a new deputy sheriff reviews
A malfunctioning printer and a new deputy sheriff. What is Mort going to do? THE SEQUEL IS ON THE WAY!
Secret Window - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Complete
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