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Hi my name is...not known at this time...

I'me a guy

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ACPahr@msn.com

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ACPahr@aim.com

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ACPahr@yahoo.com

And for all you non ff.net members my e-mail is:

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(the 2 dashes at the end are not ment as a censor, hotmail just didnt want me using the word bitch in my email adress)

Favorate Quotes

"Why don't you go play hide and go fuck yourself"-Adam sandler

"Cheeze Its"- Me and my friend

"I'ME NOT INSANE!"-Ulrich A PEEK INTO THE PAGES

"One more thing..."Uncle, Jacky Chan Adventures (cartoon)

"Luticris speed...GO!" Dark helmet-spaceballs

"laugh out fucking load" JLS-one of my reviewers

"is choking on Pizza and air HOLY DAMN THIS IS GREAT" Sorrowful-Ragdollanother reviewer

"But how obi one kanoli?" Cuke skywalker- www.storewars.com (join the organic rebellian)

"Holy crap on a stick" Steve coks (kid i know)

"I smoke 2 joints each morning...I smoke 2 joints each night..." Gary sits in front of me in language arts

"TOCOS" Gary again

"OMG! CAN'T BREATHE! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! CRACKAPALOOZA!" kristaniteAnother reviewer

"HOLY SHI-...COW" Bruce almighty

"I stepped in a pile of shhhh-...aving cream, be nice and clean, shave every day and you'll allways look keen" I don't know but it's funny

"Suck my nipple" Gary(he smokes pot)

"BURNINATE THE STUPID ONE"Sithking Zeroanother reviewer

"OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY" Stan, South Park

"nipple" gary again

"Windows XP has experienced a fatal error. Press any key to continue"

"The problem with humanity is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?" WigginBoy

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Crimson Sky by AnimeSummoner reviews
Naruto Uzamaki whos past remain unsteady but what happen when he met a ravenheaded vampire who's trying to claim Naruto his mate, but what is his purpose of doing so? and what about Naruto's past? SasuNaru Vampfic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,839 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Lover's Quarrel by amorveritas reviews
JxA fluff. What more needs to be said? Chapter 9 is now up. Finally.
Code Lyoko - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,064 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Aelita S., Jeremie B.
Freaky Felines by neon flights reviews
XANA has had the final straw and turns the gang into cats! How will they fare against dogs and animal lovers alike? A story filled with fun, fluff and fish. [UY JA OS]
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,372 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/5/2007 - Published: 1/14/2006
Is This Really Happening? by bluesilver-soul reviews
Ok, first I was asleep. In my bed. Now I wake up in Lyoko. WTH? Send me back home! Or at least get me outta Lyoko! UXOC YXW OXS JXA Yes another girl gets transported to another world fic. Simple, no like no read. No longer hitaus, new chap up.
Code Lyoko - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,510 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 12/10/2005
XANA Goes Crazy 'N Stuff by neon flights reviews
They were fearing his return. This time, they were prepared. But not for the result... [The sequel to everyone's favourite crazy oneshot! Woo.]
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,767 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Complete
Masterpiece by 2remember reviews
Every masterpiece had one flaw that defined it, one break from perfection that showed a human being had in fact produced it...
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Complete
Then Jim Rode In by 2remember reviews
Someone from her past has returned to haunt her, will she survive the reunion? Will he finally find love?
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,120 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Complete
Code South Park by KingK305 reviews
As the lyoko gang finish another XANA attack, a strange black hole appears and takes them to... South Park? there will be XANA, craziness and Kenny dying of course. COMPLETE, YIPEE!ATTENTION:FUNNY
Code Lyoko - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,796 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Complete
Tarnished Angels by 2remember reviews
A strange man takes residence at Kadic Academy, a harbinger of trouble that will draw the Lyoko Gang, and even XANA itself, from the the world they know into the dark, corrupt world of... Sin City!
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,445 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Complete
Drive Me Away by 2remember reviews
The ceremony is going to start soon and it would look bad if I were late because I was spending time alone with one of the bridesmaids...
Code Lyoko - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Complete
The Thin Silver Chain by 2remember reviews
They were bound by a thin silver chain that no one could break, except themselves. Now must become a lifeline between them as they must be separated to prepare for the coming battles.
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,511 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Complete
The Bestest CL Fanfic EVER! by neon flights reviews
...or not. Never put the responsibilities of writing the best story ever in the hands of idiots. Otherwise, you get something like this.
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Complete
The Future isn't Written by notcreativeenoughtomakeone reviews
Thirty years have passed since they beat xana, and everyone has settled down. Xana escapes and kills the group, leaving their kids to go back into time and help their parents defeat xana, without revealing who they are.
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,673 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/15/2006 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Complete
A Monster of a Problem by Vector Z reviews
They say to defeat your enemy, you must become your enemy... but for unfortunately for Jeremie and a certain Krabe, that saying is about to be taken far too literally...
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,291 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Complete
Vows, Confessions And Revelations by 2remember reviews
[Warning: Adult Language and situations] A sudden loss, a confession, and an unexpected revelation, all await Jeremie and Aelita on the day they waited all their lives for...
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,274 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2006
Finding Franz Hopper by 2remember reviews
[ UPDATED! ] Jeremie has finally found Franz Hopper! Now the problem is getting him out without harming Sissi, or himself...
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,694 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/21/2006 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Complete
Code Prophecy: A Dark Secret by Bighoggi14 reviews
A new kid comes to Kadic and befriends the lyoko gang. Unlucky for them, he is really observant... will he figure out their secret before they figure out his? Rated for cussing and some more content in later chapters.
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 73,237 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Complete
Bleeding Hearts by Honestly tell me a lie reviews
She had started a garden two years ago the day after he had left her for something he had always dreamed of. Unknowingly, had had crushed her dreams. oneshot
Code Lyoko - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Complete
Uncle Sam's Misguided Children by 2remember reviews
The gang don't know it yet, but XANA's out! Add one mischeiveous Amabassador's daughter, and it's time to call in the Marines!
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,912 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Complete
City of Whispers by Vector Z reviews
The virtual realm of Lyoko has always been uninhabited... or so they thought.
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,067 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Complete
Angel of Mine by Neo Aguni reviews
JxA One shot what more do you need.
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Jeremie B., Aelita S. - Complete
On The Outskirts by Vector Z reviews
It's not every day you wake up to find your school floating in the digital void, with dozens of flying saucers full of hostile monsters bent on destroying you coming your way.
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,293 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/16/2006 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Complete
Ototo, Ototo by Leelei reviews
Also called Little Brother, Little Brother Oneshot, slight UxY. Ulrich reflects on his view of Yumi and learns to appreciate her more after catching her in a surprisingly sweet moment with her younger brother, Hiroki. Please read and review!
Code Lyoko - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Complete
A Peek In The Pages by neon flights reviews
[The Not So Secret Series 1] People write their deepest, darkest secrets in their diaries. Ulrich Stern, he...well. Let's just say his diary is a lot more interesting than others.
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,763 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 12/3/2005
Aelita Hopper by 2remember reviews
Jeremie thought that the birth certificate he forged for Aelita was perfect, but the school's attorney begs to differ. Is it 'Go Directly To Jail' for Jeremie and friends?
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,586 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Complete
First Responsibility by 2remember reviews
Odd completes the First Responsibility that his parents gave to him, but wasn't something he was looking forward to...
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Complete
Welcome by 2remember reviews
If for every moment of pleasure there is an equal moment of pain, these two must have had a blast...
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Complete
My Sacrifice by Bighoggi14 reviews
A sad story, you can tell by the title. [oneshot songfic] My Sacrifice by Creed. YxU pairing
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
Antics of an OldSkool Keyboard by neon flights reviews
Tessa comes across a magic typewriter than can change CL episodes. What will happen? Romantic scenes, torturing and total chaos of course!
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,073 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/17/2005 - Published: 10/22/2005
XANA Induced Sugar Highs For Dummies by neon flights reviews
Why is it always the innocent things that make people run around screaming? If you love reading about people being hyper, this is the fanfic for you! Hinted UxY [longish oneshot, lotsa funnyness]
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,215 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Complete
Guardian of the Night by Cybra reviews
Sissy's sick of Aelita's screaming in the middle of the night, so she fetches someone who might be able to fix the problem. JeremyAelita fluff
Code Lyoko - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/2/2005
The Code Lyoko Gang goes to McDonald by The Anime kid and Chaos Girl reviews
What happens when the gang is forced to go to McDonalds? Find out here! R&R PLEASE OR YOU GET NO COOKIES! CHAPPIE 7 IS FINALLY UP! HOORAY!
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,496 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 1/15/2005
So You're Leaving by Lucy McGonagle reviews
It's Aelita and Jeremie fluff, my favorite thing. Please review, and eat pie. :)
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/5/2005
That Girl From Lyoko by Lucy McGonagle reviews
My first fic, so please be nice. It's Jeremie and Aelita fluff, with some of my own idea's about Aelita's life before the gang came around...
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/8/2005
Odd Yams by NightGoddess009 reviews
Okay. Just so you know this is one of the dumbest things I've ever written. Ever. Only read this if you enjoy and take pleasure in reading stories of great idiocy. :) Warned ya. R&R
Code Lyoko - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/28/2005
Horizon by Tazmarin reviews
This is just a random little fic that just popped into my head. Tis full of Ulrich x Yumi goodness. Please read and tell me what you think! I made up the song in it myself. Please give me your thoughts on that as well. no flamez!
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2005
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Sugar reviews
[[Prequel to AMP]] Read this first if you haven't read AMP, If you have, read this anyway. Contains nonstop sugar highness and violence. Pairings: JxA UxY and OxOc i guess...haven't decided.Chapter 9 is up!
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,882 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 5/9/2006
The Golden Pickaxe reviews
A pickaxe story, read at your own risk.oneshot.T for language. It's in spanish! rofl...not really
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Complete
AMP reviews
[[Sequel to SUGAR]] Odd bought a 12 pack of A.M.P. Soda...soda thats 90percent caffine. What will happen? Who will save us? Why am I asking you all thease Questions? Mostly includes RED BULL! COMPLETE!
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 7,574 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Complete
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