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Call Me Little Bit by Spudzmom reviews
One lifetime was not enough. Not for a love such as theirs. Bella/Jasper Twi/AU, Vamp/Human. 1st Place Winner of the 2014 'Get Your Southern On' Contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,500 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 73 - Published: 6/9 - [Bella, Jasper] - Complete
Goddess of Vengeance by cleotheo reviews
When Hermione Granger discovers she's really the daughter of The Dark Lord and that The Order of the Phoenix were behind her kidnapping as a baby and her parent's murders, she sets out to gain revenge against everyone who had wronged her. Dark Hermione!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 134,837 - Reviews: 3045 - Favs: 2,045 - Follows: 1,783 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 5/1/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Wolf Like Me by Nautical Paramour reviews
Hermione never expected to be inflicted with lycanthropy, but after six months and no useful help from Remus, she goes to the one person he warned her against for help: Fenrir Greyback. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,590 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 2/4 - [Hermione G., Fenrir G.] Remus L. - Complete
A Bat Amongst the Bookstacks by corvusdraconis reviews
[HG/SS] There was a reason Madam Pince zealously kept the library's restricted section off limits and most definitely closed at night, but everyone assumed it was because she was a witch who preferred books to people. The truth was far, far stranger. AU COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,890 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/16 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
Virginity is a Gift, Use it Well by XxTheDarkLordxX reviews
"What are you going to do, walk up to Malfoy and say, 'I know you've been an utter prat for almost five years but do you think you can stick your cock up my arse, so that I won't die a virgin?" Ron asked with a resigned sigh. Before Harry could so much as roll his eyes, a new voice spoke up. "What an intriguing offer." The drawling voice had their eyes widening in horror. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 93,789 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 11/6/2017 - Published: 8/4/2017 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Ron W., Hermione G.]
Started With a Kiss by bookworm1993 reviews
Lavender and Parvarti have been teasing Hermione constantly about how she'd never been kissed or even had a boyfriend. After calling Hermione a prude one day, Lavender dares Hermione to kiss the next person that enters the hall. 5th year has started!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,618 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 1,436 - Follows: 1,712 - Updated: 10/3/2017 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Hermione G., Cedric D.
Harry Potter and the Sympathy of Souls by MorticiaYouSpokeFrench reviews
Voldemort succeeds in stealing the philosopher's stone, but not all is as it seems.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 62,450 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 1,770 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 5/14/2017 - Published: 6/22/2015 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] [Nicolas F., Perenelle F.] - Complete
Parolee and His Princess by Canimal reviews
Hermione was easy to overlook with her sensible shoes and her dead-end Ministry job. Thorfinn was easy to ignore as a criminal from a past most were eager to forget. When their paths cross years after the war and he's accused of a terrible crime she knows he didn't commit, she will risk everything to keep an innocent man out of Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 106,601 - Reviews: 919 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 4/3/2016 - Published: 1/4/2016 - Hermione G., T. Rowle - Complete
Moratorium by Darkpetal16 reviews
Harry Potter could never be the hero. But, she might make a great villain. -COMPLETE- F!Harry Fem!Harry Gray!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 218,497 - Reviews: 1426 - Favs: 6,399 - Follows: 3,666 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Basilisk - Complete
Hogwarts Resorted by ViciousVixen178 reviews
[AU]. The Golden Trio decide to take one last crack at their education after the war and return to Hogwarts to repeat their final year at school. It seems not all has remained the same as new friendships and relationships take effect with Gryffindor and Slytherin coming closer together more so than ever before when the students are all resorted and Harry is placed in the snake pit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,998 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 1/6/2015 - Published: 9/21/2014 - [Harry P., Severus S.] Draco M. - Complete
John Wolf by NeonDomino reviews
'Doesn't Sirius Black look fucking sexy in those tight trousers? I bet he'd be even sexier out of them. ;)'. Who is the mysterious 'John Wolf' that's been tweeting about Sirius? Sirius is determined to find out who he really is. Boys Boarding school, Muggle!AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/25/2014 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
A Chance for Happiness by corvusdraconis reviews
HG/SS, AU: No one knew the true emotional toll on Hermione Granger after the Second Wizarding War – no one save Severus Snape - the one person who carried his own carefully hidden scars. This is a tale of sacrifice, innocence lost, pain remembered, respect gained, trust found, faith born of something greater than one can find alone, and ultimately a love that transcends age.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 95 - Words: 158,252 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 1,355 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 5/27/2014 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Minerva M., OC - Complete
I Know by McDiggin'It reviews
He'll keep asking. She'll keep saying no. He knows that it's only a matter of time before she finally gives in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,586 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Hermione G., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
The Dark Lady Rises by cleotheo reviews
When Voldemort returns to full strength at the end of the Triwizard Tournament things are about to change for the wizarding world. Especially for his daughter Hermione, who takes her place at his side as The Dark Lady. Dark Hermione! First part in The Dark Lady trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,840 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 1,758 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,494 - Reviews: 5941 - Favs: 13,346 - Follows: 4,694 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Us Against The World by ToryTigress92 reviews
After a personal tragedy, Bella has broken with the Cullens to start a new life. But when the Volturi come after her, her life is saved by a mysterious vampire with ties to Aro, will her fear of loving again steal a new chance at happiness? Bella/OMC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,741 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 132 - Published: 5/12/2012 - [Bella, OC] Aro, Edward - Complete
The Son of a Dark Lord by Tiro reviews
Harry Potter isn't really Harry Potter. Neither is he the Boy-Who-Lived, and is therefore thrown away as trash. When he turns sixteen, glamours unwraps his true self and he leaves the Light to find his real family. Slash, HP/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 91,294 - Reviews: 1258 - Favs: 4,434 - Follows: 2,250 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Jasper's Baker by pikachumomma reviews
What do you get when you cross Wizard/Vampire hybrid that likes to bake and a brokenhearted Jasper that misses sweets? A very sweet couple. Dom. Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,802 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 2,208 - Follows: 1,131 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Harry P., Jasper - Complete
Major Changes by Sabi'sSookie reviews
Alice never found Jasper but never stopped looking. Edward never came back after Bella's first day at Forks High. Away at college, Bella drunkenly stumbles across the Major and her life is turned upside down. AU. Whitlocks, Cullens, and Wolves, Oh My!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,223 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 1,864 - Follows: 1,002 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Apprentice by Nerys reviews
When Hermione receives a scroll with classified information, she makes the monumental error of accepting Albus Dumbledore's offer. HG-LV; dark fic; starts at the end of OOTP; spoilers all HP books
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 212,293 - Reviews: 1304 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Hermione G., Voldemort
Tempora Abducto by Flaignhan reviews
Inconveniently it's the things that need fixing the most which are often irreparable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,224 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 1,413 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Mostly Twitching by SweetlyDesolated reviews
Locked in Azkaban for "killing" Pettigrew, Harry Potter manages to find love and how to keep a strait poker face. His jailers arrive to free him, only to come to terms with Harry, dementors, and Harry's new family. Cursing; SLASH HP/RL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,313 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Harry P., Rabastan L. - Complete
The Slytherin Half by WeatherWatch reviews
When Hermione finds out about a family and a heritage she knew nothing about, she's bound to find some excitement outside of her books. -sequel posted-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,404 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Problem with Purity by Phoenix.Writing reviews
As Hermione, Harry, and Ron are about to begin their seventh and final year at Hogwarts, they learn some surprising and dangerous information regarding what it means to be Pure in the wizarding world. HG/SS with H/D. AU after OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 638,037 - Reviews: 5215 - Favs: 5,375 - Follows: 1,600 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Oliver Wood & the Reluctant Contestant by bookworm1993 reviews
Oliver Wood has gotten tricked by his team mate's on Puddlemere to be on a show much like the Bachelor in the Muggle World. He could care less about it but had signed a binding contract his so called mates tricked him into that if he failed to comply every time he got on a broom, it would disentigrated into ashes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,544 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Hermione G., Oliver W. - Complete
The Deal by Cuteblndegoddess reviews
Hermione find Ron cheating on her and employs Draco to exact revenge. Seventh year at Hogwarts.No HBP spoilers. Rated M for language and possible adult content later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,076 - Reviews: 1439 - Favs: 1,958 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete