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Goddess of Vengeance by cleotheo reviews
When Hermione Granger discovers she's really the daughter of The Dark Lord and that The Order of the Phoenix were behind her kidnapping as a baby and her parent's murders, she sets out to gain revenge against everyone who had wronged her. Dark Hermione!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 134,837 - Reviews: 3039 - Favs: 1,997 - Follows: 1,773 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 5/1/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Bat Amongst the Bookstacks by corvusdraconis reviews
[HG/SS] There was a reason Madam Pince zealously kept the library's restricted section off limits and most definitely closed at night, but everyone assumed it was because she was a witch who preferred books to people. The truth was far, far stranger. AU COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,890 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/16 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
Started With a Kiss by bookworm1993 reviews
Lavender and Parvarti have been teasing Hermione constantly about how she'd never been kissed or even had a boyfriend. After calling Hermione a prude one day, Lavender dares Hermione to kiss the next person that enters the hall. 5th year has started!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,618 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 1,707 - Updated: 10/3/2017 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Hermione G., Cedric D.
Never Judge A Book by cleotheo reviews
Several years after falling out with Hermione, Harry, Ron and Ginny spot an advertisement for a book signing by their former friend. Curiosity gets the better of them and they attend the book signing to find out what sort of life Hermione now leads - only to be surprised by what they find. Short five part reunion story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,507 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 2/21/2017 - Published: 2/7/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Down in the Dungeons by cleotheo reviews
While sneaking around in the dungeons with Blaise, Ginny spots Hermione exiting the Potions classroom looking dishevelled. Convinced her friend is having an affair with Snape, Ginny sets out to investigate. Fun, light hearted one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,640 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 80 - Published: 1/19/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Ginny W., Blaise Z.] - Complete
Moratorium by Darkpetal16 reviews
Harry Potter could never be the hero. But, she might make a great villain. -COMPLETE- F!Harry Fem!Harry Gray!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 218,497 - Reviews: 1421 - Favs: 6,335 - Follows: 3,640 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Basilisk - Complete
Hogwarts Resorted by ViciousVixen178 reviews
[AU]. The Golden Trio decide to take one last crack at their education after the war and return to Hogwarts to repeat their final year at school. It seems not all has remained the same as new friendships and relationships take effect with Gryffindor and Slytherin coming closer together more so than ever before when the students are all resorted and Harry is placed in the snake pit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,998 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 1/6/2015 - Published: 9/21/2014 - [Harry P., Severus S.] Draco M. - Complete
Wedding Bells by cleotheo reviews
When Lily Potter announces her intention to marry Scorpius Malfoy, it brings her family back into contact with Hermione, whom they abandoned for getting involved with Draco. Will Lily also be abandoned by her family, or will they learn to accept the man she loves? Dramione and Scorpius/Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,381 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 11/17/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Secrets and Lies by cleotheo reviews
A betrayal causes Draco to end his engagement to Astoria and leave the country. Years later he's back, along with his wife, and a reunion brings him face to face with his ex-fiancée and the people he once thought of as friends. Short four part Slytherin reunion story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,035 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Dark Lady Reigns by cleotheo reviews
Third and final part of The Dark Lady trilogy. With school now finished with, and the Death Eaters firmly under her control, it's time for The Dark Lady to take the wizarding world by storm. Can Hermione succeed in gaining the power her father always wanted, or will the Order manage to bring her down? Dark Hermione!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 120,570 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 1,487 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Island by cleotheo reviews
The opening of a new wizarding island brings all sorts of dramas to those attending the opening weekend. For Hermione and Draco the weekend brings them into contact with their old friends, while for Harry and Blaise the weekend is all about keeping secrets from being exposed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,413 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 9/24/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Dark Lady Rules by cleotheo reviews
Part 2 of The Dark Lady Trilogy. With Voldemort out of the picture it's time for Hermione to step up and take charge of the Death Eaters. At the same time she has to contend with keeping her dark secret from Harry and Ron. Romance also blossoms for The Dark Lady as she finally gets the wizard she's always dreamt of, Draco Malfoy. Dark Hermione!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,026 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 1,608 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 5/8/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Chance for Happiness by corvusdraconis reviews
HG/SS, AU: No one knew the true emotional toll on Hermione Granger after the Second Wizarding War – no one save Severus Snape - the one person who carried his own carefully hidden scars. This is a tale of sacrifice, innocence lost, pain remembered, respect gained, trust found, faith born of something greater than one can find alone, and ultimately a love that transcends age.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 95 - Words: 158,252 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 5/27/2014 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Minerva M., OC - Complete
Saucy Snaps by cleotheo reviews
Ginny Weasley is determined that Harry Potter will be hers, but she's too blind to see he's not interested. When she discovers 'proof' he's involved with Hermione she confronts them in The Great Hall, where the actual truth about who Hermione is involved with is revealed. Fun, One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,154 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 162 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Green Dragon by cleotheo reviews
When a distracted Draco lets Blaise go into his bag for a quill, his friend accidentally reveals Draco's relationship with a certain Gryffindor witch. Fun, light-hearted Dramione One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 152 - Published: 5/28/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Dark Lady Rises by cleotheo reviews
When Voldemort returns to full strength at the end of the Triwizard Tournament things are about to change for the wizarding world. Especially for his daughter Hermione, who takes her place at his side as The Dark Lady. Dark Hermione! First part in The Dark Lady trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,840 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 1,736 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Secrets and Surprises by cleotheo reviews
When Dumbledore introduces a new initiative in his seventh year house unity class, secrets are revealed about the Head Girl - Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,392 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 209 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,494 - Reviews: 5938 - Favs: 13,250 - Follows: 4,669 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Such Astonishing Surprises by Lerysakon reviews
One-Shot. Family Reunion fic – Hermione's family has gathered to celebrate the 75th birthday of their matriarch. What they didn't expect were the changes that happened to Hermione as well as the news that was in store for them. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,871 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 277 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Apprentice by Nerys reviews
When Hermione receives a scroll with classified information, she makes the monumental error of accepting Albus Dumbledore's offer. HG-LV; dark fic; starts at the end of OOTP; spoilers all HP books
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 212,293 - Reviews: 1304 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 906 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Hermione G., Voldemort
Tempora Abducto by Flaignhan reviews
Inconveniently it's the things that need fixing the most which are often irreparable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,224 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Slytherin Half by WeatherWatch reviews
When Hermione finds out about a family and a heritage she knew nothing about, she's bound to find some excitement outside of her books. -sequel posted-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,404 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Problem with Purity by Phoenix.Writing reviews
As Hermione, Harry, and Ron are about to begin their seventh and final year at Hogwarts, they learn some surprising and dangerous information regarding what it means to be Pure in the wizarding world. HG/SS with H/D. AU after OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 638,037 - Reviews: 5147 - Favs: 5,328 - Follows: 1,586 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Oliver Wood & the Reluctant Contestant by bookworm1993 reviews
Oliver Wood has gotten tricked by his team mate's on Puddlemere to be on a show much like the Bachelor in the Muggle World. He could care less about it but had signed a binding contract his so called mates tricked him into that if he failed to comply every time he got on a broom, it would disentigrated into ashes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,544 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Hermione G., Oliver W. - Complete
The Deal by Cuteblndegoddess reviews
Hermione find Ron cheating on her and employs Draco to exact revenge. Seventh year at Hogwarts.No HBP spoilers. Rated M for language and possible adult content later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,076 - Reviews: 1439 - Favs: 1,952 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete