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Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and One Piece.
Ok, I think I should tell a little bit more about myself... I'm 20 and male. I love music, every kind (except hardcore techno... en nederlandstalig behalve Blof en Doe Maar) and my favourite music is Rock, Blues, Metal, Techno, synthepop (very wrong but very catchy). I've been writing since I was 13, and been on FanFiction since 2005 (for the people who didn't check, that was still when I was 13), and I had posted a fic before, but after a while I deemed not good enough to keep on here. Since I've started writing I've developed a need to perfection when it comes to what I write. And that's why later, I didn't like my first story anymore.
I'd really like it if someone started reading Hogwarts Students... Anybody...
I don't know, that's all the personal stuff I got right now... Except that I'm from the Netherlands, Holland, whatever you want to call it. (Although the Netherlands is still the official name)
Just finished Red Dead Redemption for the fourth time, now I'm just going after bounty targets and raising my own bounty as high as possible (just started but already at $4525)
About my fics:
July 19, 2012 - So, I'm back. Sorry to say it isn't with Harry Potter, but this time with One Piece. The first chapter is up and running, so go check it out. I'm still puzzling with names and Devil Fruits and stuff, so there might be a short delay on the next chapter. Also I wanted to say that C'est La Vie and Hogwarts Students Book 1 are BOTH ON HIATUS due to a writer's block on my part. However, I'm glad the writer block didn't applyto One Piece.
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FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
FRIENDS: Will ignore this
12 Harry Potter Characters
1. Seamus Finnegan
2. Charlie Weasley
4. Katie Bell
6. Sirius Black
7. James Potter I
8. Fleur Delacour
10. Lavender Brown
11. Barty Crouch, jr
12. Harry Potter
01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Do you want to?
(Siris/Crouch, jr) No, and no
02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
(Katie) Yes, inextinguishably so!
03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
(Harry/Fleur) Uhm... Canon: Everybody would freak at both Harry and Fleur cheating... But hey, who can really blame the bloke?
04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
(Snape) I know a really good one, but I forgot the title.
05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
(Charlie/James I) I don't think so... Unless Charlie know necromancy and has a severe case of necrophilia.
06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
(Tonks/Snape or Tonks/Lavender) Tonks/Lavender... Come on, who wouldn't?
07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
(James I, Charlie/Harry) Die for the second time of a heart attack when he sees Harry's gay.
08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
(Montague/Lavender Brown) Gryffindor is Quidditch Champion, but htere are two people not happy about it. Lavender is angry with Ron for dumping her for the bookworm, Montague is angry after another lost Quidditch Cup... What happens when they meet?
09.)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
(Seamus/Fleur) Unfortunately, I have yet to come across one.
10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
(James I/Harry) Father Where Art Thou?
11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
(Katie/Harry)Gryffindor Quidditch team changing rooms, the shower. Katie has been making advances for weeks, and now they're both alone there, just after winning the Quidditch Cup, she's going to make the next step.
12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
(James I) Nope, but I'm only 90% sure.
13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
(Montague) I doubt they even know who Montague is...
14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
(Crouch, jr) Not that I know of... We are fans of him though.
15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
(Charlie/Katie/Tonks) Nope, not your everyday threesome... Good idea though, thanks...
16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
(Lavender) "WON-WON!!!"... (oh the horror... I don't like Ron)
17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Six, what song would you choose?
(Sirius) Rolling Stoned - Paint It Black
18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
(Seamus/Sirius/Harry) SLASH, Character Death, Rated M
19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
(Lavender/Charlie) "Hey stud, is that ponytail the only long thing you got?"
20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
(Tonks) Wow... A year ago, maybe?
21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?
(Sirius) Wow this is embarrasing but... Sirius loves pugs... Adores them, got three of his own; Huey, Dewey and Captain-General Fluffypants Stargazer of Hampfordshire the Third
22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
(Crouch. jr/Snape) Probably, and I think drunk... I mean, Barty junior is quite good looking, but he would have to be drunk to let Severus near...
23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
(Montague/James I) Montague probably, as he got more stamina... See what I did there?
24.)"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Write a warning.
"Seamus and Snape are in a happy relationship until Snape suddenly runs off with Katie. Seamus, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Barty Crouch, jr and a brief unhappy affair with Harry, then follows the wise advice of Tonks and finds true love with Montague."
25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
(James I/Fleur) Pretty creeped out...
26. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?
(James I/Fleur) Pretty amazed...
27. What would you think if you found out Five was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?
(Tonks) ... (AFK)
28. How would you react if you saw Eight and Eleven in a closet together with a rubber ducky?
(Fleur/Crouch, jr) Well... What the duck?
29. How would you feel if Two dissed you in the worst possble way ever?
(Charlie) Confused, Charlie is awesome, what could I have possibly done?
30. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you a Dreadful on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find Ten rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?
(Lavender) Me; "Lavender, what are you doing here? Nevermind, come here, I could use some comforting..."
31. What would you feel this second if Four gave you a daisy right now?
(Katie) Total oblivion... Words cannot describe... Snogging will be involved...
32. Six has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?
(Sirius) Take it, you need it more than I do... Wait, get a flee collar!
33. Seven, Nine, and Four have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?
(James I/Snape/Katie) Me; 'Sledgehammer...'
34. Two and Eleven are your teachers. What would you do?
(Charlie, Crouch, jr) Hell fucking yes! Charlie rules, and Crouch... Well, I can figure something out...
What Is Your One Piece Doujinshi?
You are: Zoro-type.
You ultimately feel that you need to hold yourself back from being involved with other people. The problem is that the more you supress your true self, you're becoming a ticking time-bomb of pastelly-painted OOC emotions. If this happens, you will scare people by groping others or doing the tango. Prevent the inevitable by letting out your feelings out a little at a time. Laugh a little, cry a little. Tell a couple secrets. You're not as scary as you think you are.
Warning: As doujinshi Zoro, you need your own personal space. If your personal space is invaded, perhaps by a well-meaning Luffy-type who just wants to take a bath together, you may exhibit outbursts or strange and disturbing behavior, including bleeding of the nose and discomfort in the haramaki. Please keep your urges in check by taking a break every now and then and staying close to a Nami-type for safety. In some cases, we would all rather you kept your loveable sexual repression. Thank you.
You are most compatible with: a Luffy-type who will take your love very seriously. You are also kind of sexually repressed, a Nico-type could help you um, deal with your hangups.
Advice: Know thyself.
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