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Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and One Piece.

Ok, I think I should tell a little bit more about myself... I'm 20 and male. I love music, every kind (except hardcore techno... en nederlandstalig behalve Blof en Doe Maar) and my favourite music is Rock, Blues, Metal, Techno, synthepop (very wrong but very catchy). I've been writing since I was 13, and been on FanFiction since 2005 (for the people who didn't check, that was still when I was 13), and I had posted a fic before, but after a while I deemed not good enough to keep on here. Since I've started writing I've developed a need to perfection when it comes to what I write. And that's why later, I didn't like my first story anymore.

I'd really like it if someone started reading Hogwarts Students... Anybody...

I don't know, that's all the personal stuff I got right now... Except that I'm from the Netherlands, Holland, whatever you want to call it. (Although the Netherlands is still the official name)

Just finished Red Dead Redemption for the fourth time, now I'm just going after bounty targets and raising my own bounty as high as possible (just started but already at $4525)

About my fics:

July 19, 2012 - So, I'm back. Sorry to say it isn't with Harry Potter, but this time with One Piece. The first chapter is up and running, so go check it out. I'm still puzzling with names and Devil Fruits and stuff, so there might be a short delay on the next chapter. Also I wanted to say that C'est La Vie and Hogwarts Students Book 1 are BOTH ON HIATUS due to a writer's block on my part. However, I'm glad the writer block didn't applyto One Piece.

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FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
BEST FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FRIENDS: Will ignore this
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost it

12 Harry Potter Characters

1. Seamus Finnegan

2. Charlie Weasley

3. Montague

4. Katie Bell

5. Tonks

6. Sirius Black

7. James Potter I

8. Fleur Delacour

9. Snape

10. Lavender Brown

11. Barty Crouch, jr

12. Harry Potter

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Do you want to?

(Siris/Crouch, jr) No, and no

02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

(Katie) Yes, inextinguishably so!

03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

(Harry/Fleur) Uhm... Canon: Everybody would freak at both Harry and Fleur cheating... But hey, who can really blame the bloke?

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

(Snape) I know a really good one, but I forgot the title.

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

(Charlie/James I) I don't think so... Unless Charlie know necromancy and has a severe case of necrophilia.

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

(Tonks/Snape or Tonks/Lavender) Tonks/Lavender... Come on, who wouldn't?

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

(James I, Charlie/Harry) Die for the second time of a heart attack when he sees Harry's gay.

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

(Montague/Lavender Brown) Gryffindor is Quidditch Champion, but htere are two people not happy about it. Lavender is angry with Ron for dumping her for the bookworm, Montague is angry after another lost Quidditch Cup... What happens when they meet?

09.)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

(Seamus/Fleur) Unfortunately, I have yet to come across one.

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

(James I/Harry) Father Where Art Thou?

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

(Katie/Harry)Gryffindor Quidditch team changing rooms, the shower. Katie has been making advances for weeks, and now they're both alone there, just after winning the Quidditch Cup, she's going to make the next step.

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

(James I) Nope, but I'm only 90% sure.

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

(Montague) I doubt they even know who Montague is...

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

(Crouch, jr) Not that I know of... We are fans of him though.

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

(Charlie/Katie/Tonks) Nope, not your everyday threesome... Good idea though, thanks...

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

(Lavender) "WON-WON!!!"... (oh the horror... I don't like Ron)

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Six, what song would you choose?

(Sirius) Rolling Stoned - Paint It Black

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

(Seamus/Sirius/Harry) SLASH, Character Death, Rated M

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

(Lavender/Charlie) "Hey stud, is that ponytail the only long thing you got?"

20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

(Tonks) Wow... A year ago, maybe?

21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?

(Sirius) Wow this is embarrasing but... Sirius loves pugs... Adores them, got three of his own; Huey, Dewey and Captain-General Fluffypants Stargazer of Hampfordshire the Third

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

(Crouch. jr/Snape) Probably, and I think drunk... I mean, Barty junior is quite good looking, but he would have to be drunk to let Severus near...

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

(Montague/James I) Montague probably, as he got more stamina... See what I did there?

24.)"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Write a warning.

"Seamus and Snape are in a happy relationship until Snape suddenly runs off with Katie. Seamus, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Barty Crouch, jr and a brief unhappy affair with Harry, then follows the wise advice of Tonks and finds true love with Montague."
Title: The Village People Run Amok
Warning: SLASH, Rated M, angst.

25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

(James I/Fleur) Pretty creeped out...

26. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

(James I/Fleur) Pretty amazed...

27. What would you think if you found out Five was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

(Tonks) ... (AFK)

28. How would you react if you saw Eight and Eleven in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

(Fleur/Crouch, jr) Well... What the duck?

29. How would you feel if Two dissed you in the worst possble way ever?

(Charlie) Confused, Charlie is awesome, what could I have possibly done?

30. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you a Dreadful on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find Ten rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

(Lavender) Me; "Lavender, what are you doing here? Nevermind, come here, I could use some comforting..."

31. What would you feel this second if Four gave you a daisy right now?

(Katie) Total oblivion... Words cannot describe... Snogging will be involved...

32. Six has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

(Sirius) Take it, you need it more than I do... Wait, get a flee collar!

33. Seven, Nine, and Four have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

(James I/Snape/Katie) Me; 'Sledgehammer...'

34. Two and Eleven are your teachers. What would you do?

(Charlie, Crouch, jr) Hell fucking yes! Charlie rules, and Crouch... Well, I can figure something out...

What Is Your One Piece Doujinshi?

You are: Zoro-type.

Analysis:
You are concerned with your image and how others perceive you. You are busy concentrating on being the best at whatever you do, and this has led you to ignore emotional issues altogether. You are often uncomfortable with your feelings for others. This can lead to frustration with yourself and confusion in your relationships, especially with those who find it easier to communicate than you do.

You ultimately feel that you need to hold yourself back from being involved with other people. The problem is that the more you supress your true self, you're becoming a ticking time-bomb of pastelly-painted OOC emotions. If this happens, you will scare people by groping others or doing the tango. Prevent the inevitable by letting out your feelings out a little at a time. Laugh a little, cry a little. Tell a couple secrets. You're not as scary as you think you are.

Warning: As doujinshi Zoro, you need your own personal space. If your personal space is invaded, perhaps by a well-meaning Luffy-type who just wants to take a bath together, you may exhibit outbursts or strange and disturbing behavior, including bleeding of the nose and discomfort in the haramaki. Please keep your urges in check by taking a break every now and then and staying close to a Nami-type for safety. In some cases, we would all rather you kept your loveable sexual repression. Thank you.

You are most compatible with: a Luffy-type who will take your love very seriously. You are also kind of sexually repressed, a Nico-type could help you um, deal with your hangups.

Advice: Know thyself.

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The Shark in the Moonless Sky by The Night Hunter reviews
The winter war is over. Aizen is dead, but new challenges are waiting for Ichigo. He will find allies and enemies alike in places he would never expect. Even bigger war is looming on the horizon. Endangering all he knows and love. But he won't face that danger alone .ARC I COMPLETE!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 402,960 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Ichigo K., Yoruichi S., T. Harribel - Complete
Harry Potter and the Heartlands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Sequel to Wastelands! Time has all but run out for Harry Potter. There are no more second chances. No more desperate bids for salvaged redemption. The game has changed, and in the end Harry will learn that the cost of his defiance has never run so high.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,481 - Reviews: 1089 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 1,699 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D.
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 232,797 - Reviews: 3170 - Favs: 7,525 - Follows: 8,658 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
Hogwarts' Supernova by crazzyredhead reviews
Harry was transported to world of One Piece as a child. He grows up as Trafalgar Law. After leaving Luffy at Amazon Lily Island Law and his crew are sent back and land in the Black Lake at Hogwarts. During the fifth year.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 94,960 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Harry P., T. Law
Tattoo by EmmettAnnWithAnE reviews
The remaining three Champions decide to honour Cedrics memory, see how the continued contact changes things for Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,867 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Redone by hp1piececraziness reviews
My take on a challenge that Baka Usagi posted. Luffy dies after becoming the Pirate King at the hands of the marines. However, because of his monster appetite, he becomes a hollow and quickly soars to the Vasta Lordes level. Aizen takes him in as an Espada. [HIATUS SORRY]
Crossover - One Piece & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,044 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Luffy, Straw Hats P., Espada
Synergy in Chaos by Lord Tyrannus reviews
The ancient machines known as the Reapers are about to threaten not just one galaxy, but two. Now, they both must unite in order to survive and defeat this synthetic menace once and for all.
Crossover - Star Wars & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,182 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Darth Vader, Shepard (M)
Tales From the Grand Line by The Red Dragons Order reviews
Travelling to a new world in search for Sirius Black, Harry manages to get tangled in with one pirate captain named Monkey D. Luffy and his crew. Adventure awaits!
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,833 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Harry P.
Duel by Stand Alone Battle A.I reviews
The crossover that nobody asked for... Garrus Vakarian versus Slenderman.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,023 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Garrus V.
The Homestead by ConstantTraveller reviews
The inhabitants of the Davenport Homestead know very little about Connor. They are curious though, and inquisitive, a bit nosy and very observant. Snippets of their interactions, including a now finished mini-series! Includes members of the Guild.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,807 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Connor K.
The Greenhaired Gryffindor by I'mJustWhoIAm reviews
Zoro, on the way to the bathroom, suddenly finds himself in a crowd of eleven-year-olds wearing black robes. Worse, he himself has been turned into an eleven-year-old. Will he survive Hogwarts long enough to get back to his crew? T for swearing. Sorry, this story is ON HIATUS (having writer's block, and fanfiction just isn't inspiring anymore.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,882 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Zoro
Scary Stories To Tell in the Dark by The Red Celt reviews
Just in time for Halloween, Shepard has a campfire story for all you people out there. Complete with comments from the peanut gallery and a bad reaction from everybody's favorite krogan. Rated T for krogan zombies.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Complete
The Valley of the Shadow of Death by PlaidButterfly reviews
The Reapers are here - but so is Shepard. Can she and Luke Skywalker manage to save not one but two universes from destruction? Last in the 'Psalm Trilogy', sequel to 'Thy Rod and Staff'.
Crossover - Star Wars & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,389 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Luke S., Shepard (F)
In This Strange Place We're At by Adapse reviews
This was NOT what Trafalgar Law had in mind when he decided to make an alliance with the Strawhats. Stuck in a strange world with only a talking reindeer for company, Law tries to find a way back to Punk Hazard, before it's too late.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,146 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Hermione G., T. Law
Without Him by MermaidGirl34 reviews
Harry Potter is at Kings Cross station, halfway between life and death. He must choose whether to rejoin the living...or move "on." Staring into his mothers eyes, he makes his decision. It is time to die. What would happen...if Harry Potter actually died?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,702 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Neville L.
Well, I'm Gonna Die Anyway by MermaidGirl34 reviews
While going to the Forbidden Forest to give himself up, Harry makes a decision. He's going to die anyway, why not go out with a laugh? Harry makes fun of Voldy before he is "killed." OOC Harry, confused and irritated Voldy. Crack-fic, now a 3-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,688 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Moving Violation by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
One shot crossover.
Crossover - Back to the Future & L.A. Noire - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
A Crooked Piece Of Joy by Allyanime reviews
Sabo is alive on Dragon's ship, he remembers the things that he wished he had forgotten; and sets out determined to reunite with his little brother, Luffy- who is still silently suffering from Ace's death. Will the two ever meet? Two years later, no yaoi.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,871 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Sabo, Luffy
Drapple by Chinky123 reviews
drabble. Draco loves an apple. R R, just a random plot bunny! please read. epilouge now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Draco M., OC - Complete
The Walk by Nocturnals Warrior reviews
Our Gryffindor Golden Boy gets the pleasure of experiencing the Walk of Shame, but can you really call it a Walk of Shame? One Shot, with maybe the possibility of an extension.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Manco by slytherinsal reviews
Just a drabble; a description I hope to use in a long story which is still mostly in note form. I don't own any of the rights, I'm just borrowing the character.
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly/Il buono, il brutto, il cattivo - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 282,609 - Reviews: 2928 - Favs: 3,791 - Follows: 2,071 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Empty Stomachs and Empty Pockets by Kaoden reviews
On the Sabaody Archipelago two of the Supernovas unexpectedly cross paths when one saves the other from sending the island into complete chaos. What will become of their meeting? Just for fun. Zoro x J. Bonney. T for mild language
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,589 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Zoro, J. Bonney - Complete
This Unforgettable Night by pearls-and-crystal-blues reviews
ΑU, because it was written before the movie was out: Malachy and Luke try everything in their powers to win Michelle's affections and the possibility of sharing a night with her, forgetting all about their precious friendship... more inside
Cherrybomb - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,422 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Malachy, Michelle - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4182 - Favs: 7,918 - Follows: 3,628 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts by Clell65619 reviews
The War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year. Harry/Daphne. There will be Humor, there will be Romance, also Drama and Angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,198 - Reviews: 2021 - Favs: 4,759 - Follows: 2,084 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
A Hero's Niece by lydiamaartin reviews
Uncle Harry was always Victoire's favorite. After all, he was the one who bought her a pony, taught her how to fly, and let her write his biography. - TeddyVictoire
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,699 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Harry P., Victoire W. - Complete
Vanishing Illusions by Trelawney's Love Toy reviews
Harry Potter, previously thought to be dead, arrives to compete in the triwizard tournament. How will being raised by a former Death Eater and attending Durmstrang, alter the boy's intended course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 77,190 - Reviews: 1480 - Favs: 3,140 - Follows: 3,298 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Blood ties of brotherhood by goldenbubbles reviews
Hermione and George fall in love but he is struck by a terrible illness. Will he recover? How will Ron react to the brothely betrayal? A tale od love, hate, romance, tragedy, sex and rape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,180 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Year before the Last! by Shader1 reviews
Harry Potter in his sixth year. Harry finds out during his summer that he is a male veela. Once again Harry's life is turned upside down but how will he take it? Harrymultiships. R&R Chapter 6 is finally out!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,599 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 1/1/2005 - Harry P., Fleur D.
It's All Been Done Before! by ChocolateChipSurprise reviews
Of course, I've got to be the one to make fun of all the very stupid fics out there. So, here goes, eh? Beware, cheesy jokes, random stupidity, and ridiculous ranting. It's rather short.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Life As We Know It by blowstoyourmind reviews
on hiatus One day a week before Bill and Fleur get married Harry awakens in an alternate timeline in which there are many different changes. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,213 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/17/2005 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Hermione's Secret Diary by Selene13 reviews
After Harry and Hermione died in a car accident, the gang found Hermione's diary in their house, uncovering a romantic secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 107,997 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 7/1/2005 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and Broken Wands by Vertex reviews
¤Complete¤ Harry misses his godfather badly but manages to find comfort in somebody who also has lost everything. A sixth year fic, past OotP, from Harry’s pov. HarryFleur, RonHermione and a little RemusOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 197,347 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 11/6/2003 - Published: 9/20/2003 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Just One Night by The Sweetest Things reviews
(COMPLETED) Hermione Loves Harry. Harry only sees Hermione as a friend. When Hermione strikes a deal with Harry for one night, will he realize his feelings just as Hermione walks away.....
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,548 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/23/2003 - Published: 5/27/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Day Potions Went Horribily Wrong by AppleJuiceMaster reviews
Draco and Harry became... DUTCH! Oh my God! If you're dutch, this story is PG13 rated, for SWEARING. If you don't speak Dutch, PG is enough. Insanittyyyy!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/11/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
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C'est La Vie reviews
-AU MuggleHarry- A story about Harry growing up as a Muggle. Years after his disapearance, he is found again. How will he react when he finds out he is a wizard? CONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,070 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D.
A Very One Piece Hogwarts Fest reviews
Four pirates are thrown into the lives of our favourite wizards and witches. How will they handle these loud-mouthed barbarians? Rated M for language and violence
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,977 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Harry P.
Drunken Brabble reviews
Just some random drunk stuff that I needed to vent.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Confession of a Dangerous Mind
Malfoy has something to confess to Harry. -This has nothing to do with the movie of the same title-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Mars Bars, Metal Machines and Adamantium Claws reviews
One-shot, possibly crack-fic... Harry gets frustrated by a vending machine, cameo by Metallica
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Harry P. - Complete