G’day, Legends!

First off, let me introduce meself. Name’s Andrew Walker, but you can call me Andy. I’m from Geelong, Victoria, Australia, down under in the land of Oz. Or, if you’re feelin’ fancy: Oceania, Terra (Earth), Sol System, Orion Arm, Milky Way Galaxy, 52nd branch of Yggdrasil.

If ya wanna hit me up, here’s where you can find me:

Facebook: andrews.walker.31

Twitter: @AndrewW87524868

Instagram: andrewswalker8

What floats me boat?

I’m all about traveling, diving into a good book, watching flicks, smashing some sport, cooking up a storm, and hangin’ out with me furry mates (dogs and cats, naturally).

I’m a big fan of “Harry Potter”, “James Bond”, “The Phantom”, “Tom and Jerry”, “Captain America”, “Superman”, and “Wolverine”.

Oh, and let’s not forget me celeb faves: Mr. Mojo Risin' (Jim Morrison—how good’s that anagram?), Tom Cruise, Jackie Chan, John Travolta, Sylvester Stallone, Mel Gibson, Hugh Jackman, Teresa Palmer, Hayden Panettiere, and Cassie Scerbo.

Who do I back in sports?

- The Aussie Cricket Team (of course!)

- The Spanish National Football Team

- The Argentina National Football Team

- Manchester United

- FC Barcelona

Thoughts on Harry Potter:

So, I’ve read J.K. Rowling’s “Harry Potter”, and yeah, it’s a ripper of a series. But, let me tell ya, the Harry-Ginny pairing? Nah, mate, not for me. And Ron and Hermione? Don’t even get me started.

Fair dinkum, how’d they end up hitched after the Battle of Hogwarts? And Dumbledore? The bloke’s the Chief Warlock of Great Britain, yet he couldn’t be bothered to sort out a trial for Sirius Black, a bloody member of the Order of the Phoenix! But he had time to stick up for Snape at Karkaroff’s trial.

And what about leaving baby Harry on the doorstep at Privet Drive on a freezing November night? Poor kid got treated like a bottle of milk. Not exactly the top bloke everyone reckons, eh?

Also, why didn’t J.K. Rowling give Harry an Animagus form? His dad and godfather had one—how epic would that have been? Could’ve been “The Power He Knows Not”!

Fanfic Faves:

- I reckon a rental agreement with an option to buy for “Daphne Greengrass” would be a cracker.

- A short-term contract with “Tracey Davis” or “Katie Bell”? Yeah, I’m in.

- A long-term deal with “Padma Patil” or “Hermione Granger”? That’d be a solid choice.

- If “Susan Bones” is up for a yarn, give me a buzz ASAP! And a weekend with “Tonks”? Count me in!

As for “Parvati Patil” and “Lavender Brown”, they’re alright, but a bit too giggly for me. And “Ginny Weasley” or “Cho Chang”? Sorry, not my cuppa tea.

Top Pairings:

- Harry Potter and Daphne Greengrass (“Gryffindor Golden Boy meets Slytherin Ice Queen—bloody legendary”)

- Harry Potter and Hermione Granger

- Harry Potter and Susan Bones

- Harry Potter and Padma Patil

- Harry Potter and Tracey Davis

- Harry Potter and Katie Bell

What I don’t rate:

- Harry/Ginny

- Ron/Hermione

- Hermione/Draco Malfoy or Hermione/Theodore Nott (not on, mate)

- Slash pairings (M/M pairings)

- Teacher-student shenanigans