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Joined 12-11-05, id: 947737
Author has written 3 stories for Inuyasha, Labyrinth, and Harry Potter.
Simple things please simple minds

Welcome to my world where ‘wangels’ slide through the sky and ‘Sephiwaffle’ kills dust bunnies with butter knives, also on terms with the world where grass is blue, the sky is green, clouds are made out of cotton candy, and the sun is just a glowing lollipop.
Enjoy your stay.

~Quotes~
"Cry a river build a bridge and get over it"

"You should be scared, I’m on a sugar high and I’m going insane" (Alchemist's Dreamer made that one when her and I had to much sugar and we were watching Inuyasha)

"Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

A good essay is 10 inspiration, 15 perspiration, and 75 desperation

~Stories~

Dangerosity- New story. One-shot.

Beauty Is Only Skin Deep-On hiatus.

Curiosity Killed The Cat-Chapter 4 is up.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever tried to impress a guy, but ended up making yourself look horrible then copy this to your profile!

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, why aren't two mooses meese, or if two foots are feet, why arn't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, but I'm just random!(but I'm crayzee too) If you're random and proud of it, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ran striaght into a window that you thought was an open door copy this into your profile

If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree or if you have at least one insane friend copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction and Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever shouted something random/embarassing just as the loud music stopped... copy this and be proud!

Updated 08/10/07

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Indecent Proposals by ohwhatsherface reviews
Anthology. SasuSaku. Because Sasuke Uchiha is always in a league of his own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,946 - Reviews: 1379 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hooded Lies by smos reviews
AU. SasuSaku. In a desperate attempt to escape an unwanted marriage, poor peasant Sakura Haruno marries a convict bound for the gallows...not knowing that she just married the prince of their land. The scandalous prince that is.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,738 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Stockholm Syndrome by butIdoLOVEyoU reviews
Stealing the diamond necklace was a lot simpler than they anticipated. It was like taking a dive into a pool, but then....Sakura disappeared! The water swallowed her whole, leaving the other girls with questions of their own. sasuXsaku,nejXten
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Rain Dance by anthora3 reviews
Oneshot. On a rainy Saturday afternoon in Hogsmeade, Hermione finds herself sharing a special umbrella with Draco. Rain scene in "The Classic", Dramione style.Revised as of Dec 14, 11
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
a pocket full of sixpence by the blanket reviews
drabbles. 61 UP. Sasuke, Sakura, and the ways they stay the same."You make me feel twelve again."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 53,320 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
When Darkness Falls by Ravyn reviews
For two years Kaoru has avoided the demon who has invaded her dreams. But the week-long solar eclipse is when fire-mages are at their weakest... and the demon isn't the only creature hunting...
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,821 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 8/20/2009 - [Battousai, Kaoru]
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 2,316 - Follows: 1,452 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
The Wooing of Sakura Haruno by N-AngelFire reviews
In which Sasuke returns to Konoha and decides to put 'Operation Revive Uchiha Clan bow-chicka-bow-wow to action. "Sasuke" She growled as his lips brushed her ear "What do you think you're doing?" "What do YOU think I'm doing?" he breathed. oneshot4Mari
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,374 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Gravity by iMissa reviews
Uchiha Itachi was a smooth talking playboy, and Sakura didn't want any part of his games. Honestly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
tomorrow morning by ohwhatsherface reviews
Drabbles. Sasuke, Sakura, and a life without Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
All Hallows' Even by Ravyn reviews
When Kaoru was 15 she killed her first zombie. Everything went downhill from there.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,949 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/4/2009 - [Kenshin, Kaoru] - Complete
a farmer's dozen by the blanket reviews
AU. FLUFF. CRACK. SasuSaku. In which—despite being His Own Worst Enemy—Sasuke still manages to get his mack on. “I, uh, really like the way you shuck your corn.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,638 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
young and awkward by the blanket reviews
SasuSaku. “I kind of want to fall in young, awkward love with you.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Path of Thorns by Ravyn reviews
When the Himura Heir returns from his travels overseas, he brings with him a rumor of madness. Kaoru hardly expects the rumors to be true – or to find herself trapped in a magical ploy for revenge.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,373 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - [Kaoru, Kenshin]
Punch Drunk Love by Charmed Sweetly reviews
Now that she wasn't so much of an alien, Ron Weasley was finally ready to make his move on one Hermione Granger. If only Draco Malfoy could take the hint and get lost. DMHG with one sided RWHG and PPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
NaruBook by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
CRACK. Facebook is addictive, even to ninja. Uchiha Sasuke is annoyed, Uchiha Karin is sad, and Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura are now engaged. Confused? The MiniFeed has all the answers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 87 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Lipstick Records by extraordinaire reviews
SASUSAKU. And then, as he’s leaning against the fridge, smirking in that brooding, sexy, amusing kind of way, he says, “I like your red lipstick.” And it was just so hot coming out of his mouth, so what I said next totally ruined it. "I like yours too."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,197 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Thousand Years by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
On the brink of death, Haruno Sakura witnesses miracle in the person of a lonely vampire named Uchiha Sasuke. sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,729 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
HAWK by Nadia-chan reviews
SasuSaku. With a change of work, Sakura expected a break from her dreary existence. What she didn't expect was being kidnapped by Konoha's most dangerous assassin.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,117 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Blindsided by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 3,670 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Peeping Suigetsu by Frog-Wallet reviews
Suigetsu knew he wasn't supposed to be sneaking into the girl's side of the onsen to annoy Karin, but boredom seemed to be ruling his head. Too bad he startled Sakura instead and almost got a Chidori to the head, courtesy of a fuming Sasuke. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Suigetsu H., Sakura H. - Complete
get a life by the mockingjay reviews
AU. SasuSaku. I'm vaguely positive I just met my Soulmate. It's a pity he just called me fat. Sort of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,581 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Rum and Coke by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. AU. “I’m Sasuke, and I think you’re the girl that kissed my girlfriend.” Cowritten with ANGELforSHOW.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,621 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Mirror of Contrast by Oni Isis reviews
There is another part of our world a secret society where fairy's and werewolves exist. Serena is a rare pixie on a Mission to bring the most natorious werewolf pack down. But infamous wolf leader, Darien, has other ideas.
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,994 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon
How to Put the Bun in the Oven by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. Fact of life, never get lessons in love from two idiots who are relatively foreign to the concept.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Something Borrowed by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. She locked the door. She could’ve sworn she locked the door.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Superhero by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ Sasuke in spandex. Need I say more?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Office Love by phannah17 reviews
Working with him was absolute hell and now he had the nerve, the absolute gall, to insult her fashion sense! Draco Malfoy was going down.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,410 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dignified by ohwhatsherface reviews
I like your um, raincoat, Sasuke. It brings out your eyes. And it's very... dignifying.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cafe by dances.with.sunflowers reviews
Because sometimes, there are more interesting things in cafes than the coffee.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
brighter than sunshine by ohwhatsherface reviews
30kisses. SasuSaku. Tied up in ancient history, I didn't believe in destiny. I look up, you're standing next to me. What a feeling...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 22,878 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Skirt is the Sword's Natural Enemy by Guttersnipe reviews
“You’ve got Kanda all hot and bothered, Lenalee!” Allen practically shouted, desperation upon his face. “You have to stay away from him! Look! Here’s a nice janitor’s closet; just hide in here for a few minu—uh—years, until he cools down.” Crack!KandaLena
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,685 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Complete
might you be my love? by bell.esque reviews
For LJ community 24hour themes. SasuSaku. Chapter 4: The Last Stand. She doesn’t think she can do it again, but she wants to try and believe that fairytales are real and that she isn’t living like a broken doll in a shattered world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,592 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Dear Diary, I Mean, Journal by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
“Yo momma is so fat she-” And there we were. Me and Granger. Exchanging “Yo Momma” jokes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,210 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Sakura and Itachi Sitting in a Tree by runwitskizzers reviews
“About nothing, Sasuke! Just let me do this. I have to. Now please, let’s just go so I can get make myself pretty for your older brother.” He rolled his eyes, but still followed when she started walking. SasuSaku! I swear!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,617 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
Perfect in Weakness by Ravyn reviews
Team 7. Team Hebi. Sai. Because when Sasuke comes home he brings some people with him and some interactions are more hostile than others. Team 7 never said they'd share.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 137 - Published: 5/13/2008 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Higher, Faster, Stronger by Archerelf reviews
Sakura recently moved to Konoha and she stands out as a football player. Problem? There's no girls team. So she tries out for the boys team. Will cold captain Sasuke warm up to her? Will she even be allowed to play? R and R please. Eventually SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 75,706 - Reviews: 1888 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Keep Breathing by iMissa reviews
“Hey, Sasuke,” Sakura mused, “you know, your butt is really big. It’s kind of like your ego.” SasuSaku. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Chronicles of Draco Malfoy by zarah joyce reviews
Draco Malfoy. Passionate Writer. Bestselling Author. Who would've thought? Certainly not the people around him! Updated, chapter 10 now up! Not compatible to DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,769 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
It Ain't Spying by cutecrazyice reviews
She asked if he liked her. He said no. So why was she suddenly skipping happily? And why the heck was he suddenly wishing he should have just kept his mouth shut? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 82 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
sticks and stones by the blanket reviews
CRACK. Dialogue. SasuSaku. “Doesn't make sense? Sure it does. Your Sharingan? Red. Your skin? Pasty. Clearly, you're albino. And, also, P.S, Sasuke-kun. There’s this thing called sunlight. Get some.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
His locker combination by JadeMesmerizedByOnyx reviews
Sakura didn’t feel too comfortable inside that smelly, narrow locker. It would have been different if she wouldn’t be stuck though. Of course that stupid locker wouldn’t open from the inside... Sakura's stuck inside Sasuke's locker! fluffy/humor
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Restrooms & Romance by x0x reviews
*What normal person calls at... 3:34 a.m?* - *...What normal person calls a girl after getting her number out of a bathroom?* - SasuSaku - Happy Day-Late Bday!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Meet The Uchihas by T a C o C a T reviews
One ticket to the Uchiha Complex: Complete with scarring for life and an increased vocabulary. Because they had a different way of showing they loved each other. ONeSHot SAsuSAku CRackish
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,136 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
ctrl c, ctrl v by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. Team7. I don't understand. This level of failure should not be possible.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Monochromatic by allurement reviews
AU SasuSaku Class is dead, darling. It died out with the dinosaurs and it traded its pearls and white wine for myspace and corona. Welcome to the twentyfirst century, would you like fries with that?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,858 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bad Company by DancingPetal reviews
KibaSaku. AU. "Just who the hell are you?" - He closed his eyes and smirked. "Bad company. Better get away from me, dollface, or you'll ruin your spotless reputation."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
Forever Crystal by Princess Destiny reviews
Sarah paints a picture of the Labyrinth, freeing Jareth, who immediately kidnaps Toby again. She is forced to go through the Labyrinth for the second time discovers everything has changed...including her feelings for the King.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,630 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Jareth, Sarah
Teaching Style by Newbie GK reviews
Ryoma's body froze. 'She couldn't have just said what I thought she said,' he thought while looking at her in disbelief, 'there is no way shy little Ryuzaki who tends to blush when I glance in her general direction just asked me to teach her how to kiss.'
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,425 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/29/2008 - E. Ryoma, R. Sakuno - Complete
Girl Plus Boy by chasing tomorrow reviews
.sasuxsaku. .one-shot. Turning his head slightly to smirk at the now outraged slut, he wrapped an arm around my waist and kissed me roughly, full on the lips with such passion that I couldn’t help but stare in complete shock at his beautiful face.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,407 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Practice by Just A Starving Writer reviews
Even Akatsuki members need practice. ItachiSakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,810 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Of Pregnancy and Death by Your Pet Peeve reviews
.:Prize for Sharingan-grls One shot:. "Did you just say..." Karin's attention popped back to Sasuke and Sakura. "KIDS?" Sasuke asked in disbelief. .:SasuSaku:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Love Song by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. Finally, after years of waiting, their reunion, and how every preconceived notion they had about each other flies out the window.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,548 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sleeping Hearts by Sara Moon reviews
One-shot. “This was not like the Sophie he knew; she was supposed to be lively and full of energy. What if something was seriously wrong? What if she were seriously ill?” Cute and fluffy! Howl x Sophie
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Atypical by iMissa reviews
Sakura always thought her One True Love would rescue her and they would live Happily-Ever-After, but you never get what you expect, and Sasuke is no Prince Charming. SasuSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Notorious by zarah joyce reviews
Such was the fate of the notorious; always in the limelight, unwanted or not. DHR.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Ultimate ANBU Test by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
The truth behind the lies. Hatake Kakashi, Uchiha Sasuke, and a Lie Detector Machine, all revolving in the ANBU exam. Who said the road on becoming ANBU was easy? Sasusaku. CRACK fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 85 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Worst Case Scenario by JayleeJ reviews
SasuSaku. Sequel to 'The Anagram Proposal'. Sakura could be just as creative as him in announcing her pregnancy. Just watch Uchiha, just watch.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 1,732 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fangirling by Laura-chan reviews
‘I won’t fangirl Uchiha Sasuke, I WON’T FANGIRL Uchiha Sasuke, I ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT FANGIRL Uchiha Sasuke, who cares if he has a godlike body, amazing eyes, soft black hair... Crap.’ AU SasuSaku COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,972 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wake Up, Darling by viviannnnn reviews
It's two in the morning and all he wanted was sleep but his wife really, REALLY, needed to use the bathroom. SasuSaku and mild Team7 for ohwhatsherface
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I Think I'm Paranoid by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. “You know,” she rolled her eyes as obviously as she could, “Paranoia isn’t very attractive.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Puzzled Proposal by MintiNeko reviews
Sometimes I really hate Sasukekun. A ring for my birthday? A puzzle ring? With a message I can't read until I solve it? Come on!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Burnt by Cyprith reviews
They both wanted the same thing. Problem was, one of them was too stubborn to admit it. Jareth x Sarah
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Bad Start by CrazygurlMadness reviews
Dark stretched, the usual irony in his voice muted to an undertone only the princess could possibly comprehend, "And miss out on this exquisite opportunity to swoon with delight in your glorious presence? Never." Midnark New Year's Special. AU.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,554 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Dark Link - Complete
loving is a freaking art by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. It's the chase, isn't it? The thrill of the chase. You're bored. Your brother is dead and now you have no one to chase, so you're chasing me. Right? I'm right, aren't I? It's the chase. Well screw you, Sasuke!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Greatest Gift by Nopa LaMais reviews
Part 3 of the Holiday Saga. Christmas is a time for Peace on Earth and good will towards man. Too bad Sarah is in the Underground this Christmas... Now Complete!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,459 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Complete
Snap! by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
It was a day that would live on forever in the minds of the ninja of Konoha: The day Sakura FINALLY lost her patience with Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 54 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Piles, Files, and Sleds by drcjsnider reviews
The Ministry sends Hermione on a reserach trip during the holidays, she ends up working with one of her least favorite people in the world. DMHG. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,054 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sarah's Boyfriend by Artemis Day reviews
Sarah hasn't had a boyfriend in four years. Karen keeps trying to set her up with single men. One Christmas, Sarah finds she can no longer take it and makes up a fake boyfriend. But what happens when Sarah's family wants to meet him? TwoShot SJ
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,958 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 12/22/2007 - [Sarah, Jareth] - Complete
Oh Bother by Cyprith reviews
Trying to stop goblins is like trying to stop rain by threatening God with a frying pan. Jareth x Sarah
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Complete
naked sundays by the blanket reviews
AU. SasuSaku. I must have done something truly heinous in a past life or I wouldn’t be here, in this shopping mall, standing in a pineapple suit, while the Love of My Life walks toward me looking like he just stepped off a damned runway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Invitation by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Yo! This is Uchiha Sasuke. I'm inviting all of you to come and watch behind the bushes as I commemorate my birthday celebration. [sasusaku][slightly crack]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I'm Not Supposed To Love You Anymore by Charmed Sweetly reviews
Sometimes things fall apart to show how much you need them to come back together. If all happy endings were simple, you wouldn't appreciate what it took to get you to the end. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Sasuke's Dictionary by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Let Uchiha Sasuke define the people around him for you. sasusaku. slightly crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Aficionado by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
“I bet I can drink more than you without puking!” Tsunade was really a horrible influence on Sakura, Sasuke mused. SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
TheCherryOnTop by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,924 - Reviews: 1784 - Favs: 1,975 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
That Halloween Night by Inuys-hispanicgirl reviews
[Halloween Oneshot] Vampires. They're suppose to be fake! Not...be at a party! [SasXSak]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,510 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Consistency by ohwhatsherface reviews
Nine times Sasuke says 'thank you' and doesn't mean it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Five Times Ryoma Called Sakuno Dense by xMeme reviews
[RyoSaku]Because Ryoma learns subtlety doesn't always work,especially on someone like Ryuuzaki Sakuno.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,325 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/25/2007 - E. Ryoma, R. Sakuno - Complete
To Whom It May Concern by avenged reviews
Hello. This is Uchiha Sasuke, and before you fangirl all over me and I forcefully remove your head from your neck, there are a few things I'd like to clarify...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Man to Man Talk by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
What's that thing sticking out of your pocket? It read: FRISKY CONDOM, Strawberry Flavor. Congratulations! You picked out a good choice! Our bestseller! ENJOY! [slightly crack][sasusaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,541 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Package Labels by Apple Snapple reviews
In which Mukahi explores the mysteries behind random labels and starts arguing with Shishido about them.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Complete
Mr McDreamy by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Just look at him. He's soooo hot! Everything from his chicken hair style up to his toe nails is just plain heavenly![AU][sasusaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
of déjà vu and desteenee by the blanket reviews
[SasuSaku. for HPBabe91.] In which History repeats itself, and Sakura is amused. If you don't want him, please let me know, because I want him and I want to marry him because of his pretty hair—and because he looks a little like my Kenji doll.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Working Ethics by formerlyknownasone reviews
I bet you all can't imagine me, Draco Malfoy, working in the Department of Magical Law Enforcement. Me. But hey, they say a career builds character. Or something like that. DMHG oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Anniversary Alert by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Oh no! Sasuke kun, don't tell me you forgot! [sasusaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Anomalous by iMissa reviews
Anomalous: deviating from or inconsistent with the common order, form, or rule. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Snowball Fight by killthislove reviews
This would either make her change schools, or come to class everyday with a bag over her head, both out of pure humiliation. It was perfect! [SasuSaku] [ONESHOT]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Only With You by Scented Candles reviews
KBK. Kaoru’s dad remarries and she comes to meet his new family. She walks in on a naked Kenshin! Chaos ensues and she thinks he’s the most annoying person she’s ever met but as she gets to know him, she realizes there is more to him than meets the eye.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 80,055 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 12/15/2004 - Kenshin, Kaoru
Paradise by the broom closet light by jayanx reviews
Trapped in a closet, the oldest set up in the world, what is happening to poor Sakura a Sakura x Suigetsu moment, for Elli Cole’s challenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Sakura H., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Animal by Light1 reviews
Alucard has raised a few fledglings since his death, each one has meant something to him, each one has been loved. Can he come to terms with that again after so long with nothing?
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,484 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
We Happy Few by SiriuslyPadfoot'sGal reviews
NOMINATED AT ENCHANTED ENCOUNTERS!He doesn't do happiness. He just doesn't. And he doesn't do favors, especially not for Granger. He really, really doesn't. Or at least, he didn't. HermioneDraco PostHogwarts. Considered AU with release of DH. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,804 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Whirlwind by illusioned reviews
Four kisses that are completely unconventional, and one that isn't. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Whipped by ohwhatsherface reviews
Various. The skirts and the dresses are nice, but these women wear the pants.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Rich People by jessinamaca reviews
I had just about had enough, to the point where I was pushing my sleeve up so I could slug her, when he sat down next to me.“I wouldn’t do that if I were you.” Dramione ONESHOT. Hermione hates rich people.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,801 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Tough Guys Like Pink by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
[Inspired by The Eccentric Files, done with permission][Oneshot] Sasuke never let anyone touch his crayon. So, Ino couldn't help but wonder, why was her best friend getting away with it unscathed? [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 116 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
How Hermione Granger Got Her Ring by drcjsnider reviews
Hermione lifted up her ringless left hand and waved her fingers in front of him. Comprehension finally dawned on Draco's face. You want to get engaged? he asked astounded. Bingo! A postwar fic. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,000 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Snapshots by WeLcOmE2pArAdIsE reviews
[Oneshots of Pregnant!Sakura][8:23][SasuSaku : SasuNaru friendship] “Y’ know, I thought since you were gonna be a dad, you would start being all responsible and stuff, and stop screwing around in public like rabbits in heat!”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,673 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
King Me by Slivovitz reviews
She wouldn't let herself love anyone, even if they were clearly meant to be. Hermione finally finds someone to play checkers with. DMHG oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Truth Be Told by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Hyuuga Neji falls for Tenten the day she almost broke his nose. Tenten doesn't think of Hyuuga Neji as boyfriend material until an hour before he confesses.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Daddy Dearest by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Inoichi is very protective of his only daughter. Shikamaru knows this. So why does he keep returning to the pretty blonde? [InoShika][Oneshot][For Renalin]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Trouble With Text by Ryna-chan reviews
[oneshot] Still, his greatest fears became a reality as the small back rectangle began to ring an annoying tune, signifying that a certain blue haired half elf discovered the most recent invention.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Kratos A., Yuan - Complete
King of the Hill by Super Ceech reviews
When Kagome, Sango and Ayame went to spend two weeks at a hot ski resort, they never expected to meet and hang out with arrogant professional ski racers, Inuyasha and Kouga, and their perverted friend, Miroku. Let the chaos begin! Pairings: IK, MS, KA
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,309 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 1/6/2004 - Complete
Just Kill Me Now by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. Watching him take all her orders kind of made her wish she didn't throw out that whip she had gotten at her bachelorette party...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Laundry War by FallenAngel462 reviews
Sakura decides that Sasuke should do his own laundry, but the Uchiha doesn't seem to agree. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Of Kunai and Grandchildren by Iulia reviews
[Oneshot][SasuSaku]And you try to imagine them – her grandchildren – that is. And in your mind, they’re all black haired and green eyed and they look suspiciously like you.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
On Forgiveness by Iulia reviews
[Oneshot][SasuSaku]In a matter of minutes, Uchiha Sasuke’s perfect face would be marred, his cocky look would be erased, blood would be spurting from his nose and he will have tasted Sakura’s famous fist.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Headband by Shorty6692 reviews
Who knew a problem with accesories could turn out to be the solution to anger and a relationship. SasuSaku oneshot. Read if you love them. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Of Neiman Marcus, Sweatshops, and Michael Moore by Ruse Amour reviews
When shopping at Neiman Marcus, who should Sarah see but a certain irresistible, white blond Goblin King? Rated T for some risqué scenes. One shot.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Complete
Of Ballet and Blackmail by chocobeer reviews
Katara goes to see a ballet performance and learns something interesting about a certain arch enemy of hers...Oneshot, Modernverse, Zutara. T for slight swearing, and me being perverted.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
An Offer You Can't Refuse by xcgirl08 reviews
Well, it certainly wasn't the most romantic of proposals. But it was one they would both remember for the rest of their lives. Zutara, of course.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,742 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Snakebite by FallenAngel462 reviews
While on a mission, Sakura is bitten by a snake, and Sasuke takes it upon himself to suck the poison out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hermione's Homework by That One Condition reviews
Draco Malfoy is watching Hermione Granger do her homework. Only what if that wasn't her homework? What if it's a list of some sort? And another question, what happens when Draco reads it? Oneshot. Against my entire being to write this pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 51 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
10 Ways To A Girl's Heart by hushhushyou reviews
Just ten simple ways in which Sasuke makes a complete fool of himself. And who's to blame but Naruto! [SasukexSakura oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,291 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
When Love Goes Wrong by Shinsei-Kokoro reviews
His plan had been to make her fall for him. Certainly not the other way around. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,241 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
What If? by Punkindoodle reviews
Draco and Hermione play a dangerous game of 'what if'. WINNER AT THE FIREWHISKEY FUNNY PG13 STORY CHALLENGE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fashion Sense by ohwhatsherface reviews
Naruto wears all orange. Sasuke had an assribbon. Who did they think they were insulting Sakura's taste in clothing?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hypochondriac by SakuraDouble reviews
Sasuke is tired of sharing Sakura's attention with the hospital. So what does he do about it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Grocery Store by Aryanne reviews
It seemed like all the appealing ones were taken these days. Or gay. [KK]
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,659 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Kaoru, Kenshin - Complete
Delicious by MayzyGreen reviews
Hungry for some sappy romance? Jareth and Sarah are on the menu today. Mmm, tasty. COMPLETE!
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
Undeniable Facts by Tsukiaa reviews
May says it's an undeniable fact that most single male Pokémon coordinators are gay. Can Drew prove her wrong? CS oneshot
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/5/2007 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū - Complete
Worse Things in the World by CrazygurlMadness reviews
Just because I'm Link's dorm neighbour doesn't mean I'm best qualified for handling drunken administration majors, no matter how cute they happen to be. Oh, hell, there are worse things in the world, after all, right? Zelink AU, Drunk!Link.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,709 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Mai's secret admirer? by idiosyncraticbug reviews
Mai discovers that someone has been leaving her flowers, again. However, no notes ever accompanied those flowers. Yet, Mai knew what that person is trying to say and it puzzled her greatly. Could there be someone in SPR who secretly admires Mai? Oneshot.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Complete
The Emergency Husband Date Recollection System by blissyblissliss reviews
[Sasusaku] Sasuke may have forgotten something very important.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Best Results by rmcHolicxxx reviews
When Tenten’s pregnant, everyone wants a piece of her. Of course, Neji has to deal with her pregnancy problems, and, oh, don’t forget the cravings!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
A Certain Favor by Okobo-chan reviews
“You have got to be kidding me.” Sakura's eyes were wide, like any creature facing impending doom. This wasn't their average party night wager. [GaaSaku] Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Inadvertent confessions by Celtic Oak reviews
After Sakura accidentally confesses her attraction towards a certain ANBU Captain to a room full of people, she tries to put it behind her. But a Hyuuga's retaliation can be daunting indeed and she might just get what she wished for. NejiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,969 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 5/11/2007 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Mud Slinging by angelrider93 reviews
ONESHOT response to a challenge. I don't have a summary suffice to say that its amusing to read so PLEASE READ IT! DMHG i hope you enjoy it!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fixation by Elli Cole reviews
[SasuSaku] 'Do you like me' Those words rang in his head as he turned to face her. 'No.' It was a lie.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Toaster Story by BrownxEyedxGirl reviews
It took me quite some time to learn and understand all these muggle contraptions and inventions that seem that have taken over and invaded my house. Then, she introduced the most frustrating muggle thing yet. The toaster.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,471 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Guys' Rules by Miyako-hime reviews
Oneshot. SasSaku. Sakura gets an email from Sasuke... and Sakura is likin' it...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
How to be Dead by attica reviews
“But you do,” his face breaking into a brilliant smile, summoning little jackhammers upon her heart, as if he was pleased and delighted with this piece of terrible news. “You do fancy me. Dear Merlin, Hermione Granger, you’re in love with me.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,983 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 4/21/2007 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Fred Weasley: Brilliant Botcher of Words by angelface04 reviews
Honestly. If Fred didn’t have such a wonderful twin brother like George to give him advice, he quite literally wouldn’t survive. [FW x AJ]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Angelina J., Fred W. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 3,715 - Follows: 375 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Hug by XxSeriouslyJadedxX reviews
[Oneshot][SasuSaku]My,oh my, who knew a simple hug could lead to such a mess? Rumors flying around the village. What's becoming of the relationship between Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura? Will the rumors prove true? [Sequel to Someone Other Than Him]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Patience by Cyprith reviews
It was only a phase. He could wait it out... And then she got engaged. JarethSarah and very sweet.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
What I Want To Hear by Tsukiaa reviews
Sakura has always told Sasuke that she loves him, but was always faced with his rejection. Now, it seems like she's over him, and Sasuke's starting to wonder if he loves her too. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
We Belong Together by Kineticfairy reviews
She was betrothed to another, but he wouldn’t let that stop him. If he couldn’t have her publicly then he would have her secretly. [AU][NejiSaku,SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,288 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bus Stop by Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,486 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 2,995 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Parental Guidance by xcgirl08 reviews
Sokka has his own way of helping his daughter deal with boy troubles, it would seem.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
Hospital by iMissa reviews
Sakura turned her head. There, standing in the doorway, was Sasuke. Sasuke, her boyfriend, whose eyes were drawn to Sakura's hands on Neji's thigh. Uh oh. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Where the Magic Is by Argosy reviews
After Dumbledore’s death, Draco Malfoy vanished completely. Ten years later he may have reemerged as a robber of Muggle banks. Can a bushy haired gal from Magical Law Enforcement find happiness in the arms of a gray eyed Master Criminal? DracoHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,045 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Doing That Thing You Do by Tsukiaa reviews
Sasuke can't take it: Sakura is driving him insane! So, he tells her to stop. But, there's only one thing. What is Sakura doing wrong? Even she doesn't know. So, Sasuke, go tell her! [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,381 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/13/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
All Dressed In White by ohwhatsherface reviews
While helping Hinata find her gown for her wedding, Sakura, Ino and Tenten get a little bit carried away trying things on...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Camouflage by techno tendencies reviews
When odd notes start arriving at Hermione's flat, her Valentine's Day starts looking brighter as the day goes on. Written for the dmhgficexchange at livejournal. read and review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,190 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
You Can't Take Me by StormDragon666 reviews
Sakura knew and trusted nothing when she was stolen in the night for the sole purpose of being Akatsuki's favored plaything. The days are dark, the ever-present eyes on her watchful, and her determination to return home and spite her kidnappers neverending. But Akatsuki could have no way of knowing that...until she escapes. Fourshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,856 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 3/7/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Sakura H.
A Change'll Do You Good by Zephyr Seraphim reviews
A fortune teller leaves Draco and Hermione in an interesting predicament. Draco & Hermione & Blaise, mentions Snape & Petunia, Ron & Draco, Ron & Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,117 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 3/6/2007 - Published: 1/29/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Scrabble and Daiquiris by asteriskjam reviews
Between his 'You're way too moody for someone with such a monstrous punch.' and her 'Well, your hair's too long, buddy, but you don't see me questioning your masculinity.' a friendship had been formed. [Neji, Sakura banter]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Let's Get Married by iMissa reviews
It’s raining, and little Sakura has an idea. Oh dear. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Something Fuzzy this Way Comes by orientalbunny reviews
A light hearted look into Jareth and Sarah’s predicament inside fanfiction. Happy Valentine's Day! A Oneshot!
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete
Valentine, Be Mine by Cyprith reviews
Sarah attends the Valentine’s Ball with a goblin and Jareth is notably put out. JxS
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete
Waterlogged Love Notes by Cyprith reviews
They’re so similar, crystals and bubbles, it would be a crime to keep them apart. JxS
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete
Cupid Cards: Trapped by SiriuslyPadfoot'sGal reviews
Draco and Hermione have one thing in a common, something that is unimportant three hundred and sixtyfour days out of the year. Lucky for us, today is day number three hundred and sixtyfive. Happy Valentine's Day!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,157 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Arranged Marriage by Cyprith reviews
Toby and Jareth have come to an agreement concerning Sarah's imminent betrothal. A cute JxS.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Complete
Strawberry Tarts by Kara Ashford reviews
That damn smirk crossed his face again, “I win.” Something similar to ‘not on your life’ crossed Sakura’s mind before she definitely shoved the entire tart into her mouth.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Misunderstandings by ohwhatsherface reviews
When Ino falls pregnant and Naruto finds the test, being the good friend she is, Sakura claims it as her own, leaving everyone shocked, Ino feeling guilty, Naruto planning a baby shower and Sasuke ready to propose.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Winning's Never Easy by Cyprith reviews
No one ever said he wouldn’t win her eventually. A very sweet JxS.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Complete
Conversation Hearts by Punkindoodle reviews
Draco and Hermione use candy to express their feelings for each other. Valentine's Day one shot. Fluffy and sweet like cotton candy.FIRST PLACE WINNER AT THE DRAMIONE AWARDS FOR BEST FLUFF!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Last Name Basis: Hello Father by CharCorvin reviews
Draco has some gulp great news for Lucius.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A godly pairing by Justcat reviews
Kags was born a mikodemon.somthin the world had never seen.the gods needed her in heaven to fight the underworld.but the only way that could happen is if she has a blood connection in heaven like a bro or sis or...a husband. InuXKags
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,774 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/21/2007 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Hana's Song by iMissa reviews
A sweet moment between Sasuke and his daughter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/21/2007 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dirty Laundry by hushhushyou reviews
Sasuke was after all, holding up a sheer whitelaced, flimsy thong in his hands. Not to mention, this flimsy thong belonged to the one and only pinkhaired kunoichi. [SasukexSakura oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Patchwork by NessieGG reviews
When she thought he was sleeping, he saw her get scissors and snip off a section of the yellow sheet beneath their intertwined bodies. [NejiTen, one shot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Last Name Basis: The Sequel by CharCorvin reviews
Draco Malfoy gets what he wants...right?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Locked in a Closet by Shikamaru Nara's Fangirl reviews
What happens when you lock Sasuke and Sakura in a closet? Rated for language. For Alex.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Uchiha 1002 by angel puppeteer reviews
He said it once. She heard it one thousand and two times.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 122 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bogus! by bitchfit26 reviews
Epilogue posted! Yay! I'm through! What happens when, by accident, Head Boy Malfoy and Head Girl Granger find themselves time warped eighteen years forward…and met THEIR teenage kids?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,385 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/28/2006 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Winter Dust by Gray-Rain Skies reviews
AU. To dream is what it's all about. [PeterWendy]
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,950 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Peter Pan, Wendy D. - Complete
True Love by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
She taught him the meaning of true love. [sasusaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Witch Weekly Quiz by Rita Skeeter by formerlyknownasone reviews
Draco takes a really stupid quiz. Involving Hermione. A DMHG oneshot. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Christmas Cheer by hushhushyou reviews
Sasuke's off probation and Sakura is desperately trying to avoid him. But in the end, she has to face him. What will he say? [SasukexSakura oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
False Information by Mazzie May reviews
Vaan’s a curious kid who likes to ask questions. Really, really offending questions. Fran’s getting angry.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Complete
Stumped by runwitskizzers reviews
[SasuSaku] Sasuke decided not to bother with finding a recipe. He was going to make something au originale. Because Uchihas did not follow, they led. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/11/2006 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Passing of Information by Dragon's Mudblood reviews
[OneShot] Every Wednesday, he would discreetly meet Hermione Granger in different places. Then they would get to work. He would hug her, kiss her, bury his fact into her neck, smell her hair, and sometimes even take her into a room with him. Work indeed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 1,805 - Follows: 169 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
How Many Days Are There Again? by DracoDew17 reviews
It's Christmas time once more at Malfoy Manor and Draco explains how Hermione went crazy and that he's drowning in decorations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Coffee Table Talk by firefly reviews
Meet Hidan, the religious fanatic. Meet Temari of the Sand, the no nonsense sister of Kankuro and Gaara. Watch what happens when they both happen to run into each other. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Falling Flight by Toboe LoneWolf reviews
When Tenten falls, she falls hard. And right now, she's falling hard…for him. [Oneshot, Nejiten]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Future Parents Program by Avari20 reviews
AU 7th year...There once was a boy named Draco with an extremely determined mother and a distrubing fascination for a certain bushy haired female. When a schemeing headmaster with an idea about babies is thrown into the mix, Draco's problems multiply a thousand fold. *currently editing for content, because I'm the author and I can do that*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,154 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 2,726 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Another by XxSeriouslyJadedxX reviews
Yamanaka Ino happens to see a certain Uchiha in an alleyway...with a girl. So being the ever so faithful friend, she goes to tell Sakura what she has witnessed. Uchiha Sasuke with another girl? Sakura won't believe it. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bloody Typical by runwitskizzers reviews
[SasuSaku] Rather than sleeping for the rest of the day, Sakura spent the next three hours creating a painstaking plan to get an incredibly belated revenge on Uchiha Sasuke. Slight crack. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Uchiha 1001 by angel puppeteer reviews
How many times would you say I love you?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,965 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 219 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
To Own A Malfoy by Operation Milkdud reviews
Draco Malfoy becomes Hermione Granger's personal slave. What could be better? DM.HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,122 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/17/2006 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Contest by white lotus reviews
The Ultimate Challenge. A test of will, skill and... Endurance.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Cloud S., Vincent V. - Complete
Seven Years by CharCorvin reviews
Draco's waited seven years for this chance. DHR
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Make Me by Pick 'n' mix reviews
[AU] [InuKag] One letter means Kagome gets the chance to live with hotshot superstar Inuyasha for 3 months. She gets it all: money, fame and gorgeous arrogant guy to boot. The problem? She doesn't want it.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,029 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Contrary to Popular Belief by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Haruno Sakura has never loved Uchiha Sasuke before the instant he whispers thank you. Uchiha Sasuke has loved Haruno Sakura ever since the instant he first lays eyes on her when he is 5yearsold.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Misunderstandings by iMissa reviews
What an Uchiha wants, an Uchiha gets. And what he wants is her. SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,162 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just So We're Clear by ohwhatsherface reviews
Murrue strikes again and Mu faces an even greater horror than before...teenage girls.
Gundam Seed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Cagalli Y. A., Lacus C. - Complete
And Fortune Smiles by the blanket reviews
[oneshot. SasuSaku with others implied. slightly AU.] It was only a fortune cookie, something made in a factory, not a temple. No reason at all to suspect that anything that stupid strip of paper said was true. But that didn’t quite stop her from hoping.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Haunted Portrait by JanuaryEclipses reviews
[SasuSaku] Of all the things Sakura thought she’d be, she never thought she would be stalked.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,981 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 63 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Complete
Dancing in the Dark by DamageCtrl reviews
AUPWP: Having heard a rumor about two tea servers in the lower tiers of Ba Sing Se, Katara and Toph sneak away go to investigate only to have their suspicions confirmed. ZutaraBlutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 64,257 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 10/27/2006 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Gossamer by JouChan13 reviews
Au. Kenshin leaves the dojo when he begins to revert back to battousai, hoping to some extent, that Kaoru won't follow. Oneshot. BK
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Battousai, Kaoru - Complete
Hoodwinked by kiwi the almighty reviews
Neji asks Tenten to do him a favour which turns out to be something bigger than she had ever expected. NejixTenten. Fluff. One shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,076 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
Love Story by the blanket reviews
[ShikaIno. implied SasuSaku. crack!fluff. oneshot.] Ino wants to be the Girl Who Got Away. Shikamaru, the bastard, refuses to cooperate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Says You by killertrees reviews
A Zutara sillyfic. Answer to a challenge. Each part of the story is inspired by a random quote, each part leading closer and closer to Zuko getting laid. Teehee.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,829 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Fly Ball by the blanket reviews
[H x B. crack!fluff. oneshot.] In which Hiei misses the ball, but catches something infinitely better. Oh. And there is Much Denial.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Botan, Hiei - Complete
Love Act 143 by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Her heart was stolen. Her life was taken away. She's a victim of love, and Uchiha Sasuke is downright guilty. [sasusaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,692 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
It's A Small World by Wolf Blossom reviews
First in the sandbox, second in elementary school, third in high school, and lastly, at the alter. It's a small world, she murmured into his lips. Smaller than you think. [oneshot] SS
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,457 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Sakura K., Syaoran L. - Complete
The Distraction by MoonstrucK 123 reviews
[side fic,prior to Mission Proposal] On a training assignment,one of Sakura's mistakes makes her fall into a slight mishap with her future ANBU Captain...[SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Graffiti by Yummei of the Dream reviews
[SasuSaku] That wall is sacred and only meant for couples who are actually a couple! You can't write that, Naruto, he doesn't even love me!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 96 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Someone Other Than Him by XxSeriouslyJadedxX reviews
[Oneshot][SasuSaku]Sakura is dressed up...and coincidentally, Gaara is coming to Konoha later in the day. Sasuke realizes that he is having a hard time dealing with the possibility of Sakura liking someone other than him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Daddy in a Day by angelrider93 reviews
ONESHOT Draco gets the surprise of his life when Harry and Ron barge into Malfoy Manor and demand that he comes with them. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,980 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
To Find Ones Nemesis by lil-epad reviews
Kagomes a new girl at school, Inuyasha's addored by every girl in the school, but her. Filled with humor, romance, and a highschool life that will keep you on the edge of your seat the whole way through
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,562 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/24/2006 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Lessons by Gray-Rain Skies reviews
She still had so much to learn, even with him as her teacher. [RikuNaminé]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Riku, Naminé - Complete
The Art Of Sedution by Rebirth of the Phoenix reviews
Zuko, Katara and dairy products should come with a warning label. Nothing extremely explicit but rated to be safe.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Fifty Nine Moves by Oh Dee reviews
It only took fifty nine moves for checkmate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Group Hug by False-Image reviews
It is unanimously decided that Sasuke is in need of a hug [Team 7]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Unconventional by asteriskjam reviews
He's mean. She's violent. And they're...dating? What. The. Hell. [SasuSaku] [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Haruno Sakura's Coffee Shop Adventures by eb the chocolate buckaneer reviews
[SasuSaku Oneshot] Sakura's POV. “Why Sasuke?” I asked mischievously, batting my eyelashes. “Do you want me to get on the table?” This caused Naruto to snort, and I knew that was his way of laughing. [First Oneshot, Please R&R!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,038 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Far Away by Wolf Silhouette reviews
Post Hogwarts.“You look lovely, Hermione. Skinny but lovely. Oh, I see a belly! Oh my goodness, you are pregnant!” Hermione walks out on a bad marriage and hated hostess, and discovers the greatest joy there ever was. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Wednesday by Andrea Sinisterra reviews
1xR. AU. Wednesday: the day, the only day in fact, we crossed paths. Face to face. No reason for me to stress out why, exactly, I’m hiding behind this newspaper. “I was just wondering if you were up to having sex... with me.”
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,544 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Heero Y., Relena P. - Complete
Deviations by the blanket reviews
A collection of Hiei x Botan drabbles in varying lengths. Some sweet, some sour, and some...crack!ficcy. Updates will be sporadic.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Botan, Hiei
Pirate's Princess by silveris reviews
Desperate times call for desperate measures. Sounds cliche, but that's how Hermione sees it as she wanders the night as Jane, Draco Malfoy's woman. [DMHG Ficexchange Hot Summer Nights entry, NC17, DHr]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,411 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Holy Hell of a Matrimony by Sayaka-sama reviews
In that moment in time, on the fourteenth of May, in a humble, anonymous chapel in the River Country, the term Hell breaking loose became the understatement of the century. Implied GaaSaku. As for other couples, you'll have to squint to find them
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Conversation by Gray-Rain Skies reviews
For him, she found her voice. [RikuNaminé]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Riku, Naminé - Complete
An Issue of Competition by asteriskjam reviews
[SasuSaku][OneShot] Sakura's first kiss had been accidental, stolen by some other man. Jealous!Boyfriend Sasuke finds an unorthodox way to make up for that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Little Monster by Claud-kun reviews
Mix an unpatient Sasuke and a little boy who is the Uchiha's heir. XD
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The Cat's Meow by LilTinyBee reviews
“A hungry Hermione is a mean Hermione” and just for fun, throw in a transfiguration assignment, an indecisive Draco, and a devoted feline into the mix. DMHG. OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
News Room by TyBass31 reviews
3 girls work in a newsroom that has just been bought by 3 of the most powerful men in Japan. However the men have hidden agendas. Story so much better than summary. RR please.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,173 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 6/5/2005
Her Masters Voice by Luvdarain5 reviews
Serena thinks she may be falling in love with her boss, the only problem is they've never met in person! But each conversation brings them closer...can Serena face him when the time is right, or will she chicken out? R&R pls! REVISED! YAY!
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,427 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen - Complete
Tastes Like Tomatoes by bakasake reviews
Only one thing stands between Sasuke and his tomatoes...oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke's Secret Jealousy by purpleeyednekoyoukai reviews
Oneshot. Title tells all.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/17/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Whipped by Toboe LoneWolf reviews
Love. Like whipped cream, sometimes you have to beat it outta them. Or completely and totally shock 'em. [Oneshot, Nejiten]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Diffidence by Gray-Rain Skies reviews
No matter how shy, she couldn't hide from him. [RikuNaminé]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Riku, Naminé - Complete
Love at First Sight by kiako-wolfyoukia reviews
Sango, Rin, and Kagome, the best of friends. They do everything together! Including finding boyfriends. But some secrets arent ment to be shared. And when a band of Demon theives start taking over their city and Demon exterminators start chasing the outla
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,158 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Rin, Sesshomaru
Shoot the Birds, Squash the Bees by Phenomenon reviews
AU oneshot Kaede is a kindergarten teacher. All hell breaks loose when Miroku asks that one fatal question during class...
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Miroku, Kaede - Complete
Growing Pains by desolate butterfly reviews
[crackfic, Team Seveness] How puberty defeated Team Seven.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Letter by EternalOphelia reviews
[oneshot] HrDr. Draco receives a startling letter shortly after coming to the light side. RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Teaching Sakura how to by Dionysos reviews
Sakura gasped, breathless. “Ne Sasukekun slow down. Not so fast!”Sasuke grunted in return as he slowed down. Sakura loosened her death grip on his shoulders. Sasuke let her set the pace… again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shattered Mirror by Frozzy reviews
ONESHOT Being chained to a rock inside a cave with an Sclass criminal and his comrade during a thunderstorm and with your back ripped open with blood all over you is simple and plain torture! ItaSaku [OLD STORY]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,060 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Reverse Psychology by Xinthos reviews
Sometimes the best way to get a guy to like you is to make him hate you first. [SakuSasu] [OneShot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
I'll Tell You Mine If You Tell Me Yours by brezoflower reviews
SasuSaku Tonight, it's both jealousy and honesty on the dance floor. What else can you expect from a party hosted by Jiraiya? Seems like they both have secrets...Oneshot, SasuSaku, slight ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 76 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fraught with imagined dooms by afrai reviews
Most women marry men like their fathers. This is the real reason mothers cry at weddings. HaruhixTamaki.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Suikoden Therapy by PsychoLeopard reviews
SIII. Because the characters need it, poor guys. Rating for themes and language. Hope you enjoy! Reviews will receive virtual cookies, flames will be used to heat my apartment.
Suikoden - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,974 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/18/2006 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Complete
The Big Black Umbrella by fashy101 reviews
“Look, Granger, Malfoys are gentlemen.” Hermione snorted. “You may be a Mudblood, but you’re still a girl.” DMHG, oneshot. R&R please. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Trick Stair by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Preromance. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Three hours is a long time to be trapped beneath a trick stair, and stairs aren't too spacious these days...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,819 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Differences by MikoGalatea reviews
MariaxAlbel, written for the 1sentence community on LJ. For all they had in common, they sure seemed to have a hard time settling their differences...
Star Ocean - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Maria T., Albel N. - Complete
Trespass by Psycho Ann reviews
All Haruno Sakura wanted was to get through highschool peacefully. However, she already knew it was not to be without bloodshed. [SasuxSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,510 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 5/7/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Same Old, Same Old by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
The hunt for Naraku, ten years and still going strong.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Complete
Tch, Pregnant Wife by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Watch as Uchiha Sasuke find his life turned upside down with his wife's antics driving him crazy. It's all for love. sasusaku. slightly crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,438 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Insert Title Here by opalish reviews
How Harry defeated the Dark Lord. 'Flounce, little veela! Flounce like the wind.' PostHBP HarryGinny oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Desperate Daddy by white epitome reviews
"Baby, isn't your daddy dropdead gorgeous? Isn't he the most powerful? You surely inherited those traits from me." Sakura raised an eyebrow at the cooing man beside her. "Sasuke, you're talking to yourself again." SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/17/2006 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Aloha! by LineandColor reviews
Sephiroth fights his most formidable foe... and it's not Cloud.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Sephiroth - Complete
Up for grabs by smiling inside reviews
Draco Malfoy, Witch Weekly’s most eligible bachelor, appears to be up for grabs and as if getting on with his already complicated life isn't hard enough he now has to deal with hormonal, excitable, desperate women. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Draco M. - Complete
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 1980 - Favs: 4,305 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Damn Competitive Nature by DaniGirl101 reviews
ONE SHOT: Sakura and Sasuke are waiting on the bridge. Acidentaly, a secret pops out. Now, it's on! The secrets get deeper and deeper. When will it end? Review, or I'll bite you! That is all...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
It All Started With Pink Hair by RaquelSimone reviews
A funny story involving pink hair, mustard, and going bald.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,394 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/6/2006 - Published: 11/16/2004 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
You Got Tricked, Sasuke! by Celestartial Blossoms reviews
[SasukeSakura] Over these past few years, Haruno Sakura became popular among the boys. And, today was her birthday! She got so many gifts but only one present caught her eye… and she knows exactly whom it came from. “Time to do a little trick.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Choice by VirtualxSimplicity reviews
Oneshot: He was strong, but he was cruel. And yet, he was also kind...in his own way. O but how she loved him. So much. NejiTenten
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Breaking the Rules by Jazz the Wolf Demon reviews
AU--(Completed!)Kagome is THE one to go to for advice on love, except that she has virtually no love life of her own--until a drunken blind date lands her married to a sexy doctor named Inuyasha and in a mess of trouble
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,339 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 1,589 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 3/23/2006 - Published: 5/4/2004 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Really by Cruel Fate reviews
[SasuSaku, implied NejiSaku] Competition. That was all the push Sasuke needed, really. Standard disclaimer applied.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Love What You See by Razor blade kissez reviews
When Aang,Sokka,and Katara go back to Aunt Woo's town. What will happen when two teens see who their futer lover is? Zutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,396 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/21/2006 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Hawaii Days: The Diary of Kudo Shinichi by Candyland reviews
[One shot] Shinichi learned an awful lot of stuff in Hawaii, didn't he? A short look at his days in Hawaii. For sapphirestars.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,116 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
If At First You Don't Succeed by AngelOfDeath10 reviews
SasuSaku, At Naruto's wedding Sakura seeks out Sasuke only to find less than she wanted but more than she'd hoped. M for suggesstive comments only
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Date by EternalOphelia reviews
[oneshot] Sequel to The Lottery. Hermione and Draco go on the date Draco bid on her for. But why did he choose her? And what kind of date could these sworn enemies have? Find out! RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Lottery by EternalOphelia reviews
[oneshot] Hermione enters herself in a charity event where the highest bidder wins. She begins to have second thoughts, however, when she actually gets there. And to add to her worries, a minimum bid is set and Ron cannot save her from humiliation. RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/14/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Permission by Asha3 reviews
In Edward’s opinion, Winry could have as many boyfriends as she wanted, but on one condition…. EdxWin fluff!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Kiss Me by Bella Lamounier reviews
Sakura didn’t know the mess she had put herself into when she accepted Naruto’s bet until she needed to face the consequences. After all, a bet that involves the dobe, the kunoichi and a stolen kiss from Sasuke could only mean trouble. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,587 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Meteor Garden Story by Nozomi88 reviews
Kagome is an ordinary girl at an extraordinary school. She's not rich, has no social status, yet she catches the attention of the school's most notorious group, the D4.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,356 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 7/13/2003
Scribbles by white epitome reviews
Sakura accidentally throws a crumpled sheet of paper at Sasuke's direction and all her hidden desires... er, deep feelings are exposed. Erasers, anyone? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/27/2006 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
The End of Days by dansemacabre reviews
19 year old Sarah believes the Labyrinth is behind her, nothing more than a childish fantasy. When she realizes her adventures were real, how far will she go to save the Labyrinth... or the Goblin King who rules it? JS. COMPLETE.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,808 - Reviews: 1285 - Favs: 1,663 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Little Moments in Time by Ivy Aithne reviews
[sasusaku] He was never blatant about his affections for her, and that left her confused. Now that Valentine's Day has rolled around, can she put together those little moments in time and understand what he has been trying to say all along?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Loophole by leafygirl reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3414 - Favs: 3,975 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kaidan by Amaranth Adanae reviews
College student Kaoru Kamiya lives in a drafty apartment plagued with shadows...and disembodied whispers. Now the shadows are closing in, and the whispers are becoming more demanding... AU modern, KxK.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,514 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Kaoru, Kenshin - Complete
KISSING by Dragon's Mudblood reviews
[OneShot] a certain Gossip Queen catches Draco and Hermione kissing in a tree. A parody of the original ' someone and someone sitting in a tree...'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Killer Furby of Doom by enVii reviews
Australia Day Special! Envy and Wrath’s plans to aquire an ultimately destructive death weapon are foiled by the postal system. Now it’s up to them, Roy, and Ed to stop a Killer Furby of Doom on the loose and save an obscure holiday. [oneshot]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
Guerilla Nuptials by EternalOphelia reviews
[Oneshot]. After the war. Hermione and Draco have a daughter, but are divorced. She's eleven and it's her first year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Beer Run by DarkshiLies reviews
What would you do if you meet your old lover at a grocrey store?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,481 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Twist and Bend by psychedelic aya reviews
[Oneshot. SasuSaku. Crack!ish.] There were some things pregnant women couldn't do. Luckily for Sakura, Sasuke is, contrary to popular belief, a very caring husband. “Oh my! I’m sorry Sasuke, my hand slipped! Could you pick it up again…?” Hell yeah!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Barbeque Too Far by enVii reviews
Seven cardinal sins... one short alchemist... the promise of a barbeque... The gang embark on an arduous journey but will they reach Roy's tall house in time? Not if the imported horned weasels and occupational therapists have anything to do with it!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,121 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/11/2006 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Envy, Roy M.
Macaroni & Ketchup by asymptotes reviews
Read about the stupid things that the Kenshin-gumi get themselves into! Chapter 11 up! When squirrels attack!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,466 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/10/2006 - Published: 3/5/2004
Red by Stootle reviews
Edward liked his coat. He really did. A lot of people recognized him for it, rather than his lack of height or odd hairstyle. He mostly liked it because it was red. No pairings, excpet for maybe EdxHis Coat? ..
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Edward E. - Complete
Snapshots of Life by Get It In Writing reviews
Kagome a photographer living with her bestfriend Sango is struggling enough as it is. But when her witch boss gives her a raise that she thought she wanted, she is thrown into a world of tempermental demons, chaos, and cocky men who cant take a hint.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 120,544 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/4/2006 - Published: 10/8/2004
An Unwanted Prize by InuYashazKagome reviews
InuYasha, most wanted senior at Tokyo High, has just broken up with his girlfriend and is up for grabs. Problem is, when he has his sight set on Kagome, it seems she's the only one who couldn't care less.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,431 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
You Have to Smell Pretty by Mirriem reviews
A four yearold Yuna puts her foot down about having dinner with her father's scruffy new friend. A oneshot drabble under a thousand words in response to a request.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Complete
What If? by Candyland reviews
[One shot] What if...? is the big question. So what's the answer? Some random what if's, and the possible outcomes.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Complete
Sprig by drinktea reviews
[Slight AU] [One shot] [Sakura x Sasuke] Why, oh why had she picked the damn thing? There was maybe a subclass of stupidity this sort of thing fell under, and Sakura had probably invented it. Not your usual mistletoe story.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
All I Want For Christams Is You by Sweet Bliss reviews
When Christmas rolls around in Konoha, Sakura tries everything possible to make Sasuke love Christmas! But is her 'thank you' going to be something she'd never dreamed of? [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,386 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/20/2005 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Surprisingly Enough by Sya0ran reviews
[One Shot] Her precious Sasuke mentioned how utterly ugly her pink hair was and she bashed him on the head. He was surprised, that was for sure. He looked at her as if she had run off and married his brother Itachi...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I said, 'I do' first by GirlWithin reviews
Mud slinging with Malfoy on her wedding day? Whatever will Hermione's soon to be husband think? Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter's Guide to the Dark Arts by opalish reviews
Harry Potter has once again showcased his pathological need for attention by writing and publishing a completely uninformative pamphlet on the Dark Arts. Utterly useless rubbish. – The Daily Prophet
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 172 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
A Friendly Game Of Poker by Mrs. Witter reviews
A boys' poker game leads to interesting revelations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,346 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Day It All Went Hideously Wrong by MadiSano reviews
AAAAH! The morning after a party, Team Kenshin awakens to find that their genders have been reversed! Chaos will ensue! Contains insane, freakish randomness. Which means...it's worth reading!Yaay! [Oneshot]
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,828 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Complete
Toying With Fire by blissyblissliss reviews
[Oneshot SasuSaku] Sakura gets talked into doing a dare which involves Uchiha Sasuke. Will it get them closer, or will she be roasted in her attempt to complete the dare?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Problem with Pink by Annwyd reviews
Even after a happy ending, Uchiha Sasuke manages to have problems. They're just about really stupid things. Fortunately, Sakura knows how to deal with him. [SasuSaku] [Disgustingly fluffy]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Odd by cuito reviews
Kakashi had sported the idea that Sasuke was probably homosexual, seeing as how he never glanced at Sakura, but now he wasn't so sure anymore. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Complete
An Act of Love by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
Sequel to Bending the Shinobi ways. Whenever Sasuke is out for a mission, Sakura would always entertain her son's questions about his dad and rule breaking. Then he asks his dad what he and Sakura were doing last night and he said: It's an Act of Love
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Twisted by Ravyn reviews
A dark promise is completed when Kenshin leaves for China. Kaoru, broken and numb, neither intends to hamper his journey, or too unleash his dark half. But the Battousai is free, untamed, raw, and possessive.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 60,157 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 10/22/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004 - [Kaoru, Battousai] - Complete
Quidditch by Erythros reviews
In which all he wants is for her to attend just ONE Quidditch game. [DracoHermione]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 70 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Everyone Knows That Cooties Don't Exist by Rashaka reviews
A line from episode 15, and four different takes on it. Humor.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/13/2005 - Zuko, Katara
Black and White by brezoflower reviews
He told her his favorite color. Black, to match my heart... Poetic, but not a poem. SasuSaku Oneshot!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bending the Shinobi Ways by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
Slight AUOOCOneshot SasuSaku As the saying goes, some rules are meant to be broken but he only said that he bent the rules. What exactly is he hiding and what's with a pink haired nin going to his house every night?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
MY Daddy by 716799 reviews
[Oneshot, genfic] The toddlers of Konoha argue over whose daddy is truly the best. Features Uchiha Kisho, Uzumaki Arashi, Hyuuga Sasame, and Nara Shikatori.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 62 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Complete
Hermione's Fairytale by Skittlehog reviews
A parody of fairytales about Hermione waiting for Prince Charming. OneShot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Predator and Prey by Psycho Ann reviews
The question is how fast would she run? AU. GhVi Yes, you're not imagining this update. Chap 14.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 88,766 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 10/22/2002 - Gohan, Videl
Divine Humiliation by zarah joyce reviews
You humiliated me. I admit you played me very well. However, don't expect this to be the end. After a series of twists and turns, what will be the end of it all? FINISHED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,508 - Reviews: 1786 - Favs: 1,775 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Just Like the Movies by Maiden of the Moon reviews
InuYasha decides to have a little fun with Kagome when her voice gives out. After all, now that she can't sit him, what's the worst she could do. . . ? [InuxKag clichefunfluff! XD Oneshot. Rated for language.]
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 52 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Bastard by Tenshi no Hana-chan reviews
Sasusaku. Sakura has to come to terms with the Uchiha bastard. 'Why would he ask ME to train with him if he thinks I'm annoying and weak in the first place? Bastard. Bastard. BASTARD.' Slightly crack. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 76 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dance Sessions by PrincessChii reviews
When a simple arguement turns into a fight for dominance, how can Sasuke prove that he can do this one simple task? In the end, Sakura receives more than she expected. [SasuSaku] Rated M for lime content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,264 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/30/2005
Speechless by Chibi Neko4 reviews
AU [Oneshot] One year ago he left her at the alter. Now one year later, she waits for him at the same place, only, he isn’t the one meeting her at the end of the aisle.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Observations of a Pure Blood Debutant by rainsrabble reviews
Narcissa watching Draco watch Hermione. She draws some very startling conclusions. One Shot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 2,435 - Follows: 289 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Public Display of Affection by Erythros reviews
[Draco Hermione] They weren’t much for PDA – that is, Public Display of Affection. After all, he was Draco Malfoy and she was Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 161 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Ties by EternalOphelia reviews
-One shot fic-HD-Every Hogwarts student knows about a tradition as old as the school known as "The Ties". It's a secretly organized event for graduating seventh years only. And this year the time has come for our friends! RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Cracking by dawnsama reviews
oneshot AUnon-AU Xover, tribute to Rozefire's "Dead Famous." Naraku thought it was a safe place to keep the jewel, but how was he supposed to know that some AU triplets would find it? The jewel is very shiny after all. It was inevitable, really.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,552 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Complete
Do You Remember Me by KittyDemon16 reviews
Kagome and Inuyasha are friends when they are kids. But what happens when Kagome moves and comes back ten years later? Summary Sucks! Just read the story. Pairings : InuXKag MirXSan Kikyo Bashing COMPLETE
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,485 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/17/2005 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Complete
A Monumental Experience: Sasuke's First Sunburn by ShisoLoveli reviews
What happens when Sasuke gets a sunburn...from being shirtless. A one-shot semi-fluffy SasuSaku fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Complete
Can't Help But Notice by crysthur and artheph reviews
There are certain things a man can't help but notice... SasukeSakura [one-shot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Complete
Yes or No by schye reviews
Sequel to Twenty Questions. What are the Gryffindors to do after their humiliating game of twenty questions? Get even. They are back with a vengeance and this time, they are out for blood, out for revenge,and out to Hogsmeade.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,641 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 61 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Sweet Evil by Weissangel24 reviews
Once upon a time there was an evil candy of five colors. This candy bore the white 'S' and sought to rule the world...
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Wufei C., Duo M.
Wanting by fascinatrix femina reviews
[SasuSaku] Now that Sasuke had a taste, will he still be at peace with himself? Or will the secret continue to haunt him for as long as he lives? Sequel to “Worst Days”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,830 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/31/2005 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
What's That on Your Cheek? by Baka Deshis reviews
[OneShot] When Kenji asks his father why he has a cross on his cheek, find out how Kenshin tries to stall. A lot of singing, nonsense and oro's. A little OOC.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Complete
Dare from Hell by Aznyx reviews
(COMPLETED) (AU) (Story told in Hermione's P.O.V) Insanity overwhelmed me as I accepted that ridiculous challenge, who knew one little thing can erupt into something so big? My first DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,167 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 6/12/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Avenger by Hana J reviews
Itachi was going on ninety-eight and Sasuke was still trying to kill him...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/5/2005
How & Why by randomsomeone reviews
A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku, Finished!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,088 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 2,343 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Fairytale City by Andrea Sinisterra reviews
Complete AU, 1xR. Written for the Church of Lemons 2005 challenge. A designer, a model and a photographer. The fashion world is all about looks, stress, glamour, humor, wacky friends and one-night stands, right?
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,176 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Heero Y., Relena P. - Complete
A Walk Home by Crystalgail reviews
Love is in the air. Haruno Sakura thought it would be another boring Valentine's Day, but she was wrong. This year was different she was unknowingly going to receive the gift all the girls in Konoha desired.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Thursday by Goldberry reviews
On Thursday, Sasuke realized he loved her. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 92 - Published: 2/10/2005
Down the Aisle by syaoran no hime reviews
NejiTen request and epilogue to Inori. Tenten must walk down the aisle as bridesmaid for his cousin's wedding, even if it'll kill him...or make him look at his teammate the way he wouldn't admit out loud.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Once Upon A Tomato by Kitten Kisses reviews
[OneShot!] But, as he pulled open the gate, time seemed to slow, his eyes able to focus on nothing but the scene in front of him.Red…everywhere… And Genis… sprawled out in the middle of his wee little garden, surrounded by tall green plants…
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2005 - Complete
Summer Technology by Icarusy reviews
In which Itachi, Team 7, a laptop, and the joys of discovering adultffnet are included. [crack!fic]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Itachi U. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2659 - Favs: 6,333 - Follows: 410 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Jealous Thoughts, Denial Ideas by BlackBelt reviews
rewritten OOCness: Sasuke's only reason in following Sakura is for her protection because she has been getting a lot of attention from boys. It's not like he cares and it's not like he's jealous. Nope. So what if he wants to bash any guy's skull in who comes near her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 80 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Such a Sadist by cuito reviews
You're such a sadist, Sasukekun...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/5/2004 - Complete
A Fine Line by AngelOfDeath10 reviews
GaaSaku, oneshot, For Gaara there is a fine line between obsession and love, and when he is confronted with Sakura's private pain he moves from one to the other before either he or she understand it, R just to be safe
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,217 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
His Eyes by syaoran no hime reviews
NejixTenten. One fine day, Tenten drops by in Neji's pad as her routine goes. However, she is not prepared at all for what the day has in store for herevents related to the prominent eyes of her teammate, and her feelings for him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,017 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/1/2004 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Sick Day by Kuroi Neko-kun reviews
-ONE SHOT-The flu bug attacked the Titan Tower and the teens in the house caught it. How will the team deal with having headaches and noses filled with mucus?
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2004 - Complete
Hiei's Very Secret Diary by Frith reviews
Shh! It's very secret.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Hiei - Complete
The Bachelor by Fluff reviews
Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,068 - Reviews: 2655 - Favs: 1,920 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Let the Music Be Your Master by Greywolf reviews
AU. Inuyasha, Miroku, and Shippo are three misfits with something to prove. Can they show the world through their music just who they really are? A romantic comedy that shows that what you see isn't always what you get. Now complete.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 92,924 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/14/2004 - Published: 3/2/2003 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Why Does Kenshin Wear Pink? by Elly And The Gundam Wing Fan reviews
A one-shot that tries to explain the significance of Kenshin's magenta-fuchsia-pink gi. Rated PG for violence against laundry and chickens. This fic may cause death if read out loud.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,260 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2004 - Complete
Please! Not While I'm In The Shower! by michelle-31a reviews
Harry and his friends receive an unexpected visitor...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
A Long Awaited Engagment by pensive puddles reviews
The air was blistering cold. She sat on the frost covered bench, playing with the ring around her index finger. She looked uneasily as the train pulled in and a man stepped off. And I could only watch their love blossom again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
School Daze by Clara reviews
Kagome is forced to join her brother's school by her grandfather when her family notices the beatings he apparently goes through. There's only one problem. Souta goes to an allboy school.. InuyashaKagome, AU DISCONTINUED.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,430 - Reviews: 2252 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 6/15/2004 - Published: 1/17/2002
Say Cheese! by six keys reviews
. v2.3pie9! rating for smoke inhalation . Oh, boy. Saitou is a STIFF... figuratively. Kenshin and his task are feeling a little doomed, Shishio is up the proverbial River of Insanity without a paddle, and Aoshi says nothing. R/R/Q...? :D
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,080 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/12/2004 - Published: 5/28/2003 - Kenshin, Saitou - Complete
Pain in E Minor by Naruke reviews
Sometimes she really couldn't tell if the stoic boy thought of her as more than a toy. Saku? [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/25/2004 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Playing for Keeps by Ravyn reviews
Himura Kenshin and the Battousai have finally come to an agreement. The both want Kamiya Kaoru. Problem? Kaoru is having objections to being stalked. One-shotAU. Complete.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,133 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/8/2004 - [Kenshin, Kaoru] - Complete
What A Difference A Night Makes by Kyra4 reviews
DHr prefects, top students in their year and Houses. Makes sense that they'd be chosen by the faculty for an honors project that requires them to be locked in the astronomy tower all night. Will they fall for each other or rip each other apart? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,706 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/22/2004 - Published: 3/25/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bigger is Better by superscar reviews
This is my DHr Valentine's Day request fic. It was for request number 94. I have the request at the bottom if you're curious and cause I'm too lazy to take it off. Umm...there is shrinkage. full body, not cold water There is some side BZGW action.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,560 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dead Famous by Torenza reviews
[Complete] InuKag. Au. The most wanted prize bachelor is up for grabs... but the one who gets him is the only one who doesn’t want to keep him...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 182,799 - Reviews: 11038 - Favs: 4,397 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 10/6/2003 - Complete
Challenge: Accepted by Cinpii reviews
[Ryoma x Sakuno. Non yaoi.] Thinking no one was watching, Sakuno is caught doing something embarrassing under a tree. Slightly perverted, please note the rating!
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/15/2004 - R. Sakuno, E. Ryoma - Complete
Pawn by Madame Plot Bunnie reviews
That was it. She was as good off as dead. She had just become a prisoner, the hostage of Draco Malfoy. 'But there are instances, Hermione, when even pawns can become queens...'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,131 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/26/2004 - Published: 10/6/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Secret Admirer by AStarr reviews
There’s nothing more romantic than a secret admirer, is there? Even practical, analytical, know-it-all Hermione Granger thinks so. But is there more to this secret admirer of Hermione’s than meets the eye? A secret-admirer-fic-with-a-twist! DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,366 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/2/2004 - Published: 12/4/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
In These Final Hours by Zeh Wulf reviews
(AU)(rated R for chapter 12) Kaoru's tomboy lifestyle is ruined when she's forced to become the personal escort to the prince. Her duty is to protect him from a prophecized disaster... and duty failed can have a heavy price. (Complete)
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 106,902 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/31/2003 - Published: 7/3/2003 - Kaoru, Kenshin - Complete
Champagne by Dreamwriter3 reviews
Lita was not too pleased being paired with the company playboy himself, Nephrite Celestano. Maybe it was because of his arrogance, of his reputation, or her struggling attraction to him...
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/20/2003 - Makoto K./Lita/Sailor Jupiter, Nephrite/Neflite
Steep by little majesty reviews
Two enemies find companionship in each other. Post-Hogwarts. Draco is still brimming with sarcasm. Hermione is on the verge of a breakdown.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,443 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/7/2003 - Published: 9/17/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Pointlessly Random And Unrelated Title by cyropi reviews
Pointless And Unrelated Summary That Begs You To Review Simply Because Of The Delicious And Humorous HermioneDraco Goodness Inside. (DHr Parody)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/3/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Malfoy Code of Conduct by Taricorim reviews
For centuries, this book has been the Malfoy bible, handed down through the hands of every Malfoy. It is The Malfoy Code of Conduct.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/17/2003 - Published: 4/13/2003 - Draco M., Lucius M.
Dora's Diary by Griffinkhan reviews
The Diary of Dora of Vale. Sanity not included. *one-shot*
Golden Sun - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/25/2003 - Complete
Dracilla by superscar reviews
To escape his father's wrath, Draco disguises himself...as a girl. This story is a STAND ALONE. I promise you won't regret it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 87 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Blasted Muggle Contraptions by heysweet reviews
"I don’t need people, alright? I certainly don’t need you of all people. End of story. So you can look as pretty as you want and attempt to outsmart me, but I don’t necesssarily think you’re lovely and I’m not admitting to anything.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,167 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/4/2003 - Published: 11/30/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Twelfth Use Of Dragon's Blood by Wonderland Toy reviews
Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 117 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Just a Simple Joke by marred clarity reviews
Tired of being the butt of her beloved bestfriends' jokes, Hermione decides to get even... with surprising results.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/13/2003 - Published: 4/14/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Nobody Tosses a Dwarf by Honesty reviews
An ancient Dwarvish law explained. In verse.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2003 - Gimli, Gimli
Stark White Christmas by Cher reviews
Usagi is a leading Surgeon in New York. She loves her job, she loves her home and she loves her family and friends. She lives a quiet but peaceful life. The only disturbance, Mamoru Chiba. A lawyer who, is intent on making her work life a living hell
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,533 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/16/2003 - Published: 8/24/2002 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen - Complete
Operation Mr. Right by Dreamwriter3 reviews
Serena is STILL searching for Mr. Right, that special guy whose arrival will solve ALL her problems in her loveless life. After years of disaster dates, she's comparing her life to a pathetic, cruel joke. There must be somebody out there for her...most
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,174 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/6/2003 - Published: 7/13/2002
Blondes Prefer Gentlemen by Dreamwriter3 reviews
No matter what she did, Lady Minako never seemed able to get under the ever composed General Kunzite's skin. Or so it seemed...
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/25/2002 - Minako A./Mina/Sailor Venus, Kunzite/Malachite
Harry Potter and Some Sorcerer's Rock by Silvver Phoenix reviews
A short spoof of the first Harry Potter book that I had to write for English class. Note: I'm insane, as is my writing. You've been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/24/2002
The Debt by Cormak3032 reviews
It has been 10 years since Sarah defeated Jareth. She expects to never see him again. And not only is his sudden visit a surprise but what he claims that she owes him. FINISHED!!!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,844 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/15/2002 - Published: 1/19/2002
Look at me by Mithril reviews
Sarah has to face major changes in her life...
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,871 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2001 - Complete
I Shouldn't Write by Angelkatt reviews
My name is Draco and I was told writing was therapeutic. I guess they didn't take some things into account.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2001 - Draco M.
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001
Once In A Blue Moon by Lattelady reviews
JS romance: when reality and dream brush too closely together, there can be unexpected results. EDITED AND POLISHED version 101701, I hope it uploaded this time.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,492 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/25/2001 - Complete
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Curiosity Killed The Cat reviews
“What are you doing here?” Jareth’s smirked widened, his voice filled with amusement. “Curiosity killed the cat Sarah,” He frowned slightly “but the cat vowed revenge.”
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,925 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 11/8/2006
Dangerosity reviews
Draco thinks he’s dangerous Hermione begs to differ. Can Draco prove her wrong or will a bet prove him wrong. Oneshot. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Beauty Is Only Skin Deep reviews
AU, OOC: People say to be a man, to walk like a man, and to talk like a man well don't you have to be a man first before you do those things, well Kagome is no man...well not yet. I stink at summarys please R&R InuKag story
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/21/2006