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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

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From the Desk of Kavi - (Nov 19 '08) I had to delete my LiveJournal for reasons I don't feel like discussing, so I can't give you guys a link to my "Why I'm Quitting OKoE" Rant anymore. -apologizes- Basically I was very frustrated with the number of mistakes and dumb decisions I had made regarding the plot, the characters and the writing, and in order to fix it all I would have to rewrite the ENTIRE fic (which I don't think will happen). I was also frustrated that I got so few reviews for all the work I put into the fic, and it basically stopped being enjoyable. At this point, I'll be lucky if I finish Gemini let alone go back to finish OKoE.

Don't worry, I still have every intention of finishing Gemini, but right now I'm not making any progress because there are other much more important issues in my life that I need to take care of first. I'll start posting again once I'm doing better. (Hint hint, this has nothing to do with suicide because I would never be able to die knowing that I had never actually finished a fanfic, dammit.) Anyway, Gemini is sort of an easy way for me to repair some of the mistakes I made with OKoE, and to finish parts of the story that I had never gotten to write.

I'm still deciding how to end Gemini, actually. I can end it ultra-dramatically and quickly (28-ish chapters), or I can drag that shit out so that it ends up encompassing OKoE itself, and then ENDING IT. (As opposed to putting an ending in OKoE, I could gloss over the events of OKoE and pick up where I left off and have it go the way I want it to.) That would require much more time and energy so I can't say right now what I'll do. I like the idea of finalizing this whole little saga I have going on, but knowing how long it's taken me to get to this point... well, I'd probably be out of college by the time I finished it.

So, I apologize for not updating in a long while, but please continue to be patient until my life stops sucking ducks and I can make myself write again. :3 - Kavi

Gemini: Temporarily on hiatus until I get my shit together. (Nov 19 '08)

OKoE: I will finish this when humanity stops being so stupid. (Which is probably never.)

(I am now referring to these two fics as "The Nyx Saga" because I am a badass like that. :D )


You may call me Kavi though my fo' realz name is Christine. Here's some crap you may or may not want to know about little ole me:

I'm a girl.

I live in New York state.

I'm a 17-year-old high school senior.

My birthday is February 26 and I'm a Pisces.

I'm what I like to call a Deistic Atheist: If there was a god, it would have to be the Deist god, but I don't thinkt here is a god anyway, so there you are. (I think most religions are a load of bullshit, but I also think that judging people based on their beliefs is juvenile and ignorant, so I don't. ...unless they're Fundies. Damn I hate those Fundies. Anyway, all I'm saying is don't preach to me and don't get into a religious argument with me, and we'll get along just fine.)

I'm more or less an existentialist. (Look it up if you don't know what it is. ...actually, if anyone thinks they can see this coming through in my writing, do tell me. That would be very interesting.)

I plan to go to college for art so I can be an illustrator.

My dream job is to draw dinosaurs for the Discovery Channel. (Fuck Disney.)

Writing is a fairly big hobby of mine, and it would also be pretty cool if I could write and illustrate my own novels/comics/whatevs but I don't see how I could make a living off of that, so perhaps that'll be my job on the side. When I have the time and inspiration I illustrate my fanfics/stories, so if I do anything new I'll post a link to it so you can all gander at my work.

I have a longass list of fandoms so I won't get into it now, but I will say right here and right now that I hate Twilight with a burning passion and if you talk to me about it I will hunt you down and hurt you. Edward is the lamest vampire I have ever seen in my life. Dracula would whup his sparkly, topaz-eyed, vegetarian ass all the way to Narnia and back. I don't even want to think about what Nyx would do to him.

Future planned stories:

1. Ruroni Kenshin fic. (Not very likely to be written. Kenshin has been over for a long time and I'm not feeling much enthusiasm for this plot anyway, thought it would be fun to write if I could work the bugs out.)

2. Fullmetal Alchemist fic. (Also not likely to be written. Canon will proably make this fic impossible to write; I need to know more details about the homunculi before I can write it, and whatever the details are will probably really screw this plot over. Not feeling a ton of enthusiasm here, either, despite the many lulzy gags I could pull off with it.)

3. Two different original stories ("Torva Selvagem," which came from the idea of "Alternate Universe OKoE," and "Fenixarde," which is it's own entire thing) that have very detailed notes but lots of plot bugs to work out before I actually write them. I fully intend to write BOTH of these at some point because I'm in love with them and each one allows me to play around with different plot devices, storylines and characters that I've wanted to use for EVER. (I tried using them all at the same time in The Nyx Saga but I defintiely should have kept them separate. It got much too complicated and messy.) (These would be great in illustrated book or graphic novel form, so perhaps I'll save the plots for when I can do that.)

Many thanks to those that have already reviewed and those that will review in the future! Cookies for all of you! If you have read but not reviewed, know that I WILL respond to you even if it's just to say "Thanks" and nothing more. I want to be nice and polite to my dear reader-reviewers, so hopefully that might give you a nudge to drop me a review sometime. -grin-

With that said...

- - - good night, good death - - -


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The HalfBlood Princess by laughinirishlass reviews
This is A Love Made to Last, version 2.0! It is going to be different than ALMtL, as I am including Half-Blood Prince and Deathly Hallows. Please Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,057 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 8/28/2007 - OC, Draco M.
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1972 - Favs: 2,115 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
A Love Made to Last by laughinirishlass reviews
THIS WILL NOT BE UPDATED! I am finished with what I am going to write for this story, but am in the process of rewriting it to inculde HBP and DH. Thanks for reader's patience, and the beginning of the new story, The Half Blood Princess, is out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,884 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Making Friendship Bracelets For The Death Eaters by Avada Cruimperio reviews
They may be called Death Eaters, but this group of minions are anything but evil, and they've decided to replace the Dark Mark with something much more fashionable... friendship bracelets!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 62,025 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Save Me by ShadowPhoenix2398 reviews
Due to an accident in the future, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Neville, Draco, and Luna find themselves blasted into the past as their 15 year old selves! What do they do when they realize that they can change what once was lost?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,153 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Harry P.
Death Eaters' Child by tjwhermione reviews
Celestia Dolohov is seven years old. She does not know that her parents are Death Eaters until the plan to bring Harry Potter into the Ministry of Magic succeeds. Antonin is caught, but what will happen when the Ministry of Magic comes to look for her mot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,633 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Albus D., Rufus S.
Fr00t L00ps by poisonarrow713 reviews
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Kenshin, Kaoru
Bad Positions by Karkahn reviews
Hehehe, Seras walks in and sees Alucard on Integra, what's going on there? And Walter can't keep it up? Poor guy... PG13 for suggestive situations and yaoi jokes!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 5/31/2004
Spring is in the Air by ShadowBallad reviews
Snape and McGonagall are both stressed out. What better way to remedy that than by going to the Heads of House bathroom for a nice long soak? Only, they don't realise the other has the same idea! Chapter 5 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,974 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
The VINCENT Owner's Manual and Maintenance Guide by Akari Shinju reviews
Thank you for purchasing a VINCENT. Please read the enclosed manual to make sure you get the most out of your angsty bishounen. Give me more reviews, dammit.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Vincent V. - Complete
The Kiss by sylvanawood reviews
Severus Snape tells his best friend about his first kiss.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Bah, Hippogriff! by Avada Cruimperio reviews
If you say bah, humbug,' she told him, 'I will be personally responsible for your death by decapitation.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/5/2006 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Severus S.
The Wonderful Wizard Of Hogsmeade? by Avada Cruimperio reviews
A flying house sends a confused and possibly stoned Harry into the Wizarding World, a strange land where Snape is the Good Witch of the North, Dumbledore lives in a talking head, and Harry accidentally killed Voldemort's sister. Oops.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,807 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/18/2005 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Harry P., Albus D.
When Fanfic Characters Attack by citygirl1116 reviews
They're OOC! They're badly written! They're having lots of sex! A baffled Harry Potter encounters a terrifying evil...the fanfic versions of his friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 84 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Harry P.
Lord Voldemort and the Internal Revenue Service by citygirl1116 reviews
In honor of April 15: Lord Voldemort encounters a force far darker and more evil than he could ever hope to be...income taxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/14/2004 - Voldemort
The Broken Victory by Kate Lynn reviews
{DONE!} What drove Hogwarts' most brilliant student to become its greatest foe? Step into a mind that has failed to see past the darkness, and watch the chilling memories that were poured into Tom Riddle's diary resurface...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 181,377 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/29/2003 - Published: 12/20/2001 - Voldemort, Albus D.
Lost by VenusDeMilo reviews
Hermione gets lost in the past and falls in love with Severus... Cliche, true... but still fun (Complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 94,477 - Reviews: 1812 - Favs: 1,886 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 4/15/2003 - Published: 2/13/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
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Gemini reviews
What's the only thing worse than Voldemort? The woman he idolized, who taught him everything he knows, including that love doesn't always make you a better person, but it certainly makes it a little less lonely at the top: Nyx, Slytherin Extraordinaire.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 87,548 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Tom R. Jr., OC
The Other Kind of Evil reviews
What's the only thing worse than Voldemort? A female Dark Lord hell bent on conquering the world before her rival does while dealing with her idiotic minions, dreadful past and Oreo addiction. Meet Lord Psycho. [HBP. Many OCs. Wordcount isn't THAT scary.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 36 - Words: 301,737 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Voldemort, Severus S.