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Joined 12-11-05, id: 948313, Profile Updated: 06-29-13
Author has written 8 stories for Even Stevens, Sonny with a Chance, and Victorious.

After a lengthy hiatus, I've jumped back into the Wonderful World of Disney Femslash. I have three "Even Stevens" Ren/Tawny fics under my belt and now have added "Sonny with a Chance" fics, featuring, of course, Sonny/Tawni. I'm kicking around a few ideas for a Jori story, but I don't know if I have it in me.

I tend to only read Femslash, but there are occasional exceptions. If I've read your story, I've left a review because I always take a moment to leave a comment. Lately, it's been most Jade/Tori (Victorious) and Carly/Sam (iCarly), but on occasion I'll check out Sonny/Tawni, Ren/Tawny, Meredith/Addison (Grey's Anatomy), and Michael/Liz (Roswell) (WTF? Het fic! Eww, gross!)

In-Progress:

Human Behaviour (There Is No Map!)

Jori. And Tribbie and Brina. Some Bade. Some angsty times at Hollywood Arts, particularly with regard to the respective love lives of the Vega sisters. Really not sure about where this is going entirely. ETA: (June 28, 2013) I highly doubt I will continue this story. I always swore I'd never be one of those writers who abandons a fic, but now there you have it. I don't think I had many readers on that one anyway, but if I left you hanging, I'm sorry.

It Takes An Ocean Not To Break

Victorious fic, attempt 2. Jori, probably Brina. Tragedy reunites the gang ten years after graduation.

My Completed Stories:

*Ren/Tawny (these fics are not in sequence or anything, they are all completely unrelated to one another)

These Things We Do: This was my first fic and I honestly don't even remember what happens in most of it. I should probably reread it and see. Although rereading my own stories almost always makes me want to gouge my eyes out.

Collide: My second fic, and my personal R/T masterpiece. I'm sure I'd still want to do some eye-gouging if I reread it though. The goal here was to explore the relationship, not just the getting together that so many fics focus on.

Benefits: This one is just alright. I had a good idea, I think, but it just got...meh... Tawny is really annoying for a lot of this story.

*Sonny/Tawni (these ones are in sequence)

All I Want is the Moon Upon a Stick: My first SWAC fanfic, featuring Sonny/Tawni. Tawni is an almost-heartless whore who finds herself in unfortunate situations. Sonny is doing her best to help fix everything. Being queer isn't easy, especially when you work in a world where your private life is subjected to constant scrutiny. Title (and all chapter titles) come from the Radiohead song 'Lotus Flower'.

Be Mine: The sequel to the above-mentioned fic, this one continues to explore Sonny/Tawni after Sonny finally puts her foot down. Currently in progress. Title comes from an R.E.M. song that serves as a theme (in my head anyway, it's not a songfic, after all). Lots of drama!

Wisconsin with a Tawni: A short story in which Sonny invites Tawni home with her for the Thanksgiving holiday. Things don't go quite as planned.

NOTE to READERS:

1) My stories are all rated T and all are FEMSLASH-- don't like, don't read. I am not inclined to write graphic sex scenes, personally, opting to leave that to the imagination of my readers. Nevertheless, there is usually some language, along with assorted other 'adult' themes and things, and there is always sex-- just never in explicit detail. Hence I never feel it requires an M rating, but certainly shouldn't be less than a T. Alles klar?

2) Reviews: I require 3 reviews before I update a multi-chapter fic. It would be nice if I didn't have to do this, but since so many people just can't be bothered to take ten seconds of their time to leave a comment, it is the only way I can seem to get any feedback at all. Reviews are always appreciated-- even if its months after the fic ended. I still want to know what you thought. And I allow anonymous reviews too, so you don't even have to log in to do it! I write fanfiction to work on my writing and storytelling skills in general and without feedback, I can't improve, so there's really no point then, is there? Every time you read a chapter and don't comment, God kills a puppy AND a kitten. So there.

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Make This Go On Forever by And.Your.Point reviews
She had me from the first kiss. She taught me to look past everything I had ever known. She knew every part of me and that didn't change her mind. If only I had seen that before she walked out the door. I won't give up. I promise, we will last forever.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,146 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Jade W., Tori V. - Complete
Tightrope by dontyouwannadance reviews
The sad fact of the matter was that the music industry had morphed into something that was more about image than actual talent. That was the root of Tori's problem, and the reason that she needed Jade.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,027 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Tori V., Jade W. - Complete
No Trivia by WellWishes reviews
"Would you be depressed, if I attend that wedding, but only as a guest?" Can Tori watch Jade walk down the aisle and let her slip away? Future fic. Based on the song No Trivia by From Autumn to Ashes
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 47,277 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Tori V., Jade W.
Reverse by dontyouwannadance reviews
Now don't you wish you could go back?
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,240 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Jade W., Tori V.
Closest I Get by sirrryesssirrr reviews
Jade and Tori meet years after high school because of a misplaced envelope. COMPLETE.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,980 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Jade W., Tori V. - Complete
Hummingbird Heartbeat by amberpire reviews
- and here we are. ;Tori/Jade; A collection of Jori drabbles.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,710 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Tori V., Jade W.
The Sun's in My Heart by missanomalous reviews
Desperate to get out of the house, Tori spends part of her spring break with Jade. Part 5/5.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 48,405 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Jade W., Tori V. - Complete
Streetlights by amberpire reviews
I'd sooner swallow razor blades soaked in acid before I ever admitted out loud that I need Tori, but that wouldn't make it any less true. ;Jade/Tori;
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 109,942 - Reviews: 1615 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Jade W., Tori V. - Complete
Just Friends by A. Kline reviews
So, Jade has the capability to feel guilty and Tori has the capability to get hurt. A story about how those Northridge girls are crazier than we thought, and sometimes that brings out the best in people. Or, well, sort of the best. Like the mediocre.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,508 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Jade W., Tori V. - Complete
Titanium by dontyouwannadance reviews
Tori forces her girlfriend to watch Titanic with her.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Jade W., Tori V. - Complete
Shut me up with Mistletoe Kisses by WellWishes reviews
Random Christmas Jori fluff Jade invites herself over to the Vega's and irriates Tori while she tries to decorate the tree, and they both get a present they didn't expect.
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Tori V., Jade W. - Complete
Just a Stage Kiss by WellWishes reviews
There's a fine line between love and hate. What happens when Jade and Tori are partnered together for another class at Hollywood Arts, only this time it's not stage fighting, it's stage kissing. Will that line be crossed, or redrawn thicker than before?
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 73,841 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Tori V., Jade W. - Complete
A Real Actress by amberpire reviews
Well, no boy had made her feel like this before. ;Tori/Jade; Lemon. Oneshot.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,384 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Tori V., Jade W. - Complete
Predator by amberpire reviews
I want to say yes, yes, Jade, you mess with my heart, you make it twist and turn and roll over itself, you make it tie itself into knots and ache and feel wonderful all at the same time. ;Tori/Jade;
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,970 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Tori V., Jade W. - Complete
Hormonal Horndog by amberpire reviews
My name is Carly Shay and I'm a sixteen-year-old-maybe-gay and I am so sexually frustrated I could scream. ;Carly/Sam;
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,505 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
I'm Making Eyes at You by journaliar reviews
You can't just be with him when you know the difference between the way your heart skips with him and stops when you're with Carly... CarlyxSam, SamxFreddie- Revised
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,033 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Sam P., Carly S. - Complete
The District Sleeps Alone Tonight by journaliar reviews
It's them except it's not them. Not really. CarlyxSam, slight Creddie and Seddie
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Freddie B. - Complete
Law Abiding Citizen by Domicile reviews
She opens the driver side door just as the cops come around the bend. Next thing I know, I’m sitting in the driver’s seat with Sam in my lap, and I got to tell you, it doesn’t suck. Cam oneshot
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,124 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
Come On, Be Good by journaliar reviews
Carly infiltrates Sam’s world. CarlyxSam.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,737 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Carly S., Sam P.
Elevator Music by Domicile reviews
“Wait, wait, wait... You want to battle my father for custody of me?” Cam
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,133 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Sam P., Carly S.
Growing Pains by journaliar reviews
Spencer's been noticing some things...CarlyxSam. Oneshot.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Spencer S., Carly S. - Complete
The Con by journaliar reviews
Who, exactly, am I trying to fool?" Cam
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 27,361 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
Cheesecake Flavor by Domicile reviews
“Thanks for huddling on my doorstep for like ten minutes! Now Freddie is going to think something weird happened between us!” Cam oneshot
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
Mixtape by journaliar reviews
This mix could burn a hole in anyone. But it was you I was thinking of..." Cam
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,885 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
Lazy Eye by journaliar reviews
...it feels like I've just walked in on something super important, like crucial things have happened while I wasn’t here..." FreddiexCarly, CarlyxSam. Part 2 of 2
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,847 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Freddie B., Carly S. - Complete
PS I Love You by drosier reviews
Carly becomes oddly smitten with the author of a slightly-offensive note from a mysterious admirer, adopting the ways of the great Sherlock Holmes--or a low-grade stalker--to discover who wrote it. SamxCarly; Cam. Complete.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,909 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
Say So by journaliar reviews
It feels like something in her chest is cracking wide open and letting her guts fall out onto her stupid, too expensive, shoes but she’s not exactly sure why. SamxCarly; FreddiexSam. Read and review if you'd like.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,175 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008
Affliction by Domicile reviews
I had been the one to kiss her, six short months ago, but she had been the one to help me out of my clothes and into her bed. Cam
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
Enough Changed by Domicile reviews
She moaned. She could hear the sound come out of her throat but hell, she hadn’t meant to make it. Only this was Sam. Her Sam. Her best friend. And the only person in the world who made her heart pound like this. Cam
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,890 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Complete
In Treatment by journaliar reviews
...she’s sitting in the guidance office on an old lumpy brown couch, staring at ink splotches and wishing she were anywhere else in the world. CarlyxSam
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,353 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Brody Has Two Mommies by journaliar reviews
“You know what, Sam? You are a dead beat dad!”
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Complete
Hard Candy by drosier reviews
Carly’s breathing feels heavier--like her lungs are producing stone--and she hears Spencer scream, “Ow, my eye!” but Sam’s sitting in front of her, taking a jackhammer to her heart. Carly/Sam, Rodney/Sam Roam?, slight Freddie/Carly. Twoshot. Mostly Cam
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,573 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
First Time by journaliar reviews
The first time... CarlyxSam. Femslash. Read & review if you don't mind.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,261 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Complete
Happy Ending by find-nowhere reviews
Ren's POV, after her first year of college. R/T slashiness and angst because it was my first ever fanfic. omg
Even Stevens - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,583 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
The Papeterie by find-nowhere reviews
Ren/Tawny. Ren's 16th birthday and the aftermath. More feelings than I can even comprehend.
Even Stevens - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,229 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2004 - Complete
Breaking Things by find-nowhere reviews
Prom and feelings. Ren/Tawny
Even Stevens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,012 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2004 - Complete
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It Takes An Ocean Not To Break reviews
Ten years after graduating from Hollywood Arts, life isn't what anyone expected it to be. Jori, some Brina.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,084 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Tori V., Jade W., André H.
Human Behaviour reviews
Angsty times at Hollywood Arts, especially in the respective love lives of the Vega sisters. JORI, TRIBBIE, BRINA.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,443 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Tori V., Trina V.
Wisconsin with a Tawni reviews
COMPLETE. Sonny invites Tawni home with her for Thanksgiving. FEMSLASH, but not graphic. Set after 'Be Mine'. Please Read & Review.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,538 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Tawni H., Sonny M. - Complete
Be Mine reviews
COMPLETE! Sequel to "All I Want is the Moon Upon a Stick". Read that first! FEMSLASH- Don't like, don't read. Sonny/Tawni Please read and review!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,221 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Tawni H., Sonny M. - Complete
All I Want is the Moon Upon a Stick reviews
COMPLETE! A past one-night-stand returns with a vengeance, putting Tawni's whole career at risk. Sonny's heart is at war with her head, not to mention with a certain self-absorbed starlet who refuses to give her a chance. Sonny/Tawni Please Read & Review
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,905 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Tawni H., Sonny M. - Complete
Benefits reviews
COMPLETE. Push me, pull you, love you, hate you, want you, screw you...Tawny doesn't understand herself, but everyone else does. R&T.
Even Stevens - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 71,276 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Complete
Collide reviews
COMPLETE After a spontaneous blind date, Ren is torn between new desire and loyalty to her brother. And that's just the beginning...R&T SLASH PLEASE R&R!
Even Stevens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 73,672 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/7/2006 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Complete
These Things We Do reviews
COMPLETE. More or less, a traditional RT slash fic. Tawny is tired of Ren keeping their relationship a secret. Ren is afraid what people, specifically her father, will think. AKA the usual. Please R&R!
Even Stevens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,426 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Complete