Author has written 9 stories for Danny Phantom, Naruto, Psych, NCIS, and Alex Rider.
Heya I'm Whirlgirl.
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I don't think that they are that funny but here's a few jokes from 101 of the world's funniest one liners:
Eschew Obfuscation. (Look up these words in the dictionary if you don't know! It's hilarious.)
It's bad luck to be superstitious.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
What's another word for thesaurus?
I've had amnesia for as long as I remember.
On the other hand... you have different fingers.
Dyslexics of the world, untie! (This is one my friend likes. She's dyslexic and she loves this.)
Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.
Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery.
What happens when you get scared half to death twice?
If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?
The last thing on earth you want to do will be the last thing you do.
Alway's remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
Camper's: nature's way of feeding mosquitoes.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Some Danny Phantom quotes:
Tucker: (From outside the hospital) Spooky hospital. Ghosts guarding the joint. Still, no sign that Danny's in any real danger yet.
Danny: (From inside the hospital) Let me go!
Tucker: Still, technically not a cry for help.
Tucker: Well, not a cry for me.
Tucker: Ah, dang.
Technus: No one can stop me now!
Danny Phantom: No one maybe.
Danny Fenton: (In ghost form) But how 'bout two?
Technus: Two or two thousand. You still can't get past my ghost shield!
Danny Fenton: (In ghost form) Uh, dude, that only works if we're outside the ghost shield.
Sam: You didn't duplicate yourself. You split yourself in half!
Tucker: But in theory, another trip through the Ghost Catcher should straighten out this mess. (Sam and Tucker pull the Ghost Catcher over both Dannys; two Danny Fentons appear) Or it could make it ten times worse.
(Jazz walks in)
Jazz: Danny, Dad wants you to -- (Sees both Dannys and screams)
Jack: Danny, what's goin' on in there?
Tucker: Quick, hide! (Shoves both Dannys into a closet)
Sam: No, just one of you.
Tucker: I call the fun Danny!
Sam: I call the -- darn it!
Tucker: (After leaving the Amity Park Recreation First Aid department with his arms bandaged up) I can't believe I got pecked out by a bird, but at least I got my PDA. (It breaks in half) It's... fake?
Sam: But you have to admit, it was a great way to get you into shape.
Tucker: I guess so, but since my hands are all bandaged, I'm probably gonna need help going to the bathroom.
(Sam is helping Tucker get into shape by making him jump to get a new PDA)
Tucker: (Tired) You... can't... make me do this forever, you know?
Sam: I don't need to make you do anything, you're making yourself! You want this, don't ya? Don't ya!
Tucker: Yes, yes, YES!
Sam: Then jump, geek boy, jump!
(Tucker continues jumping to try to get the PDA)
So YAY! I've got a bio now! I'll add and delete more some other time.
Whirlgirl signing out.