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Poll: Hey guys! It's been forever, but with the Naruto Manga finally wrapping up and with, I think, a lot of storytelling improvement on my part, I've decided to completely Re-do breathe again from square 1. Where would you be most able/willing to read it? Here or AO3? Username's TurtleBiscuit for both :) Vote Now!
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Joined 12-12-05, id: 948739, Profile Updated: 08-20-14
Author has written 13 stories for Naruto, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, and Dragon Ball Z.

Hi guys. Everything here is on a permanent Hiatus. I'd like to thank you all for your support and enthusiasm and hope that you'll follow me at my new ff.net, tumblr, or ao3. The username's TurtleBiscuit for all three. Cheers, guys. Love you.

New FF.Net account: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/3099203/

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Beneath the Guise by Snow Duchess reviews
FFVI: Forged by the Empire and tempered in battle, no one has ever truly known the woman beneath the general's guise.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,687 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Celes
Beeuty & the Beast by mongrelssister reviews
Maito Gai has been assigned to a mission to pose as a nobleman due to their uncanny similarities in appearance. Unfortunately for him, he has been paired with an unfamiliar Kunoichi named Hachi Hani who has been trained in the ancient arts of seduction.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 164,088 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Gai M. - Complete
Follow the Rabbit by Nymbis reviews
The use of tools, shields, and rabbit hutches. Zabuza and Haku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
Till Death Do I Part by buduica reviews
Twenty Truths about Death the Kid. Some implied Patti/Kid/Liz.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Death The Kid - Complete
Devour by Cute and Fluffy reviews
One-shot. The story behind the creation of the Kirigakure Military Academy's greatest failure, Zabuza Momichi, the Demon of the Hidden Mist.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Zabuza M. - Complete
Another Day by SoWrightSoWrong reviews
The home life of two gay lawyers: a oneshot Phoenix/Edgeworth happy domestic fluff fic, written for the kink meme.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
Gray Rebellion by Gray Raincloud reviews
[A Kirigakure story] Rising against leaders, only to be brought down, and chased out. But they will always be fighting. Mist Shinobi may suffer as they live, but they choose how they die. A story about Momochi Zabuza, Hoshigaki Kisame, and Kurosuki Raiga.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,001 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Zabuza M., Kisame H.
A Little Shinobi Horror Tale by Gray Raincloud reviews
As shinobi squad rests in the midst of a forest, one ninja decides to tell a certain scary story. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
Dead On Arrival by Zephyrus-Prime reviews
Chapter Summary: "But Haku didn't care how Zabuza might have viewed her in that very instant. She was, for the time being, a teenage girl. And damned if her hormoned and girly tendencies were going to act accordingly."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,039 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Naruto U., Haku
Worst Case Scenario: What Do You Do? by Momosportif reviews
MirandaKrory one shot. Worst case scenario style with q&a bits. If anyone had to be wandering about in the dark alone, Miranda would not be the best choice. And in the dark with strange noises is even worse! Hoshino owns D Gray Man. Please read and enjoy!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Arystar Krory III, Miranda L. - Complete
Too Old by thegreatfool reviews
Any way one looked at it, Jiraya was just too old.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Nothing Gold Can Stay by Ayien reviews
A body floats downstream, currents eddying about the slender fingers, the waterlogged bandages, the long pale hair that spreads out like sunlight’s reflection on water. Her name was Yugito Nii, and her dream has ended. Done for '20 truths' LJ community.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,205 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Complete
KISAME: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a HOSHIGAKI KISAME unit! With this guide, you can learn the basics of raising and loving your very own Demon Shark!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Kisame H. - Complete
A baby? What to do? by Gray Raincloud reviews
[One shotish] Due to those inexplicable forces that sometimes plague their world, Kisame and Itachi find themselves with a baby. Their baby. Question is, how to get rid of it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
It Was Bound to Happen by FeatherEars reviews
[Major Spoilers for chapter 358!] Was there clay in hell? He could only hope so. Oneshot Deidara POV. [Shounen ai if you squint.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Deidara - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1545 - Favs: 3,673 - Follows: 366 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 1,820 - Follows: 1,145 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
Or The Piggy Gets It! by GrimmZ reviews
Shizune must comply with the demands of Tobi and Deidara after they kidnap TonTon . . . too bad their demands are all really stupid!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,430 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/15/2006 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Deidara, Shizune
Ad Nauseam by firefly reviews
Hidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
How Shikamaru Became a Chuunin by Link and Luigi reviews
Every ninja in Konoha liked fighting a lot. But Shikamaru, who also lived in Konoha... did NOT.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
Rabbit in the Moon by Tobu Ishi reviews
He was a boy with nothing to his name, until he met a man with empty eyes. (ZabuzaHaku, nonslash, part 1 of a series of vignettes.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/29/2004
Being of Sound Mind and Body by UnromanticPoetess reviews
Nappa's last will and testament. Different approach to Nappa's character. COMPLETED
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,374 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/20/2003 - Published: 10/2/2002 - Nappa, Vegeta - Complete
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Breathe Again reviews
Perhaps I should take a moment to explain how I got here...My name is Ume Kotone. And I have a lot to answer for. [ZabuzaOC xD n.n]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 145,993 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Zabuza M., Haku
A Shot in the Dark reviews
Because, as Miles Edgeworth knows all too well, things are not always what they seem; and bad things happen when the lights go out.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,606 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 6/3/2008
That Which Does Not Kill Me reviews
I was attacked by a plot bunny. Had a female Saiyan survived, their species' only hope for survival would have depended on, well, Nappa. NappaOC
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,662 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Nappa, Vegeta
Breathe Again: Odds and Ends reviews
Stuff that didn't quite make it into the story. A bunch of little one shots, and such. n.n
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,643 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 3/12/2008
Christmas With the Akatsuki reviews
Warning: Foul language ahead. Then Deidara got an idea. An AWFUL idea. Deidara got a wonderfully awful idea.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,502 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Deidara, Kisame H. - Complete
Keeping a secret reviews
Prequel to introduction. A look at Gin's past, before leaving the rain village... [OC fic, no major pairing]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,954 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Deidara
Simple as that reviews
The next day, they would escort the representative back to Kumogakure, and then return to Konoha, simple as that. [Little bit of LeeOC XD]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,564 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Lee R., Gai M.
Operation Sabugaa reviews
The puppeteer gaped at her. “So... Let me get this straight, jan...You teammate... has... a crush on my brother.” GaaraOC hints of KankurouOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Gaara, Kankuro
Child's play
Gin shares some thoughts on her fellow Akatsukis... Drabble, I think XDD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Here's looking at you reviews
Set between Chapters 3 and 4 of Introduction XD DeiOC ish COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,660 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Deidara - Complete
No way out reviews
I hate times like this. I’m not much of a thinker, but all alone like this, with nothing to do, it’s hard to avoid. And my mind always wanders to things I’d rather not remember...[OC fic, no pairing]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
Like a Goldfish reviews
I hadn’t wanted Deidara to be the one to find her. I had realised it, and I’m sure he had too, though he was too stubborn to admit it. Gin wasn’t coming home.... DeiOc AU What If? Fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Deidara, Kisame H. - Complete
Introduction reviews
Amegakure no Sato is home to an amazing amount of Shinobi who have fled their village.As a result of this, the villagers are painfully aware of how little it takes for an exceptionally skilled ninja to “Outgrow their home village...DeiOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,915 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/14/2006 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Deidara - Complete