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Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Avatar: Last Airbender, Lord of the Flies, Phantom of the Opera, Hellsing, Xiaolin Showdown, and Phantom of the Opera.

As of March '17 - I'm still here, I swear. But between having way too many ideas bouncing through my head and being worn out from work, I'm not getting a whole lot done... still, I'm not giving up yet. Feel free to pester me.

I'm 25(ish), I love to read, and I have been thinking of fanfiction since I was about 5... I didn't find out that you could actually write it out and put it online until later, and started my FF account in highschool.

My taste tends to be very eclectic, and the things I like have little in common. Whether it's books, music, or movies, I can't tell you that I like a certain kind. And naming my favorites is basically an impossible task, so I'm not going to bother with that.

I am... unreliable when it comes to updates. If something comes up and messes up my flow, it can be months or even years before I get back to things. I was hoping to combat this by writing far enough ahead of posting to give myself some buffer room, but... well. It hasn't worked out for me so far.

Sorry about that. If you want to bring me back, an engaging review or PM can usually get me rolling again (at least enough to get a chunk of a chapter done).

Cat Quotes
(An ongoing collection)

"When I waste time, I do it with style."

"As soon as I came in the... oh shoot, what's that thing? It's on hinges, has a handle, it's normally made of wood and you use it to go in or out of a room... Door! That's right, it's called a door."

"This doorway is four feet wide. How did I manage to miss it and run into the frame?"

Him: "You took shit and made it into a Greek statue."
Me: "It's still made of shit, though."

"Okay, now that that's over, should we go back to watching the show instead of planning marriage with the characters?"

Her: "Look at how much food he has! He can't possibly eat all of it!"
Me: "He's a teenage boy."
Her: "But none of it goes together! He's got a cheeseburger, a burrito, sushi..."
Me: "He's a teenage boy."
Her: "You'd probably eat all that."
Me: "... Apparently I'm a teenage boy."

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Song list for Beneath the Willow

Song list for Song of the Nightbird

About the stories:

My old stories are discontinued. There's a slim chance I might take some of those ideas and redo them from scratch, but... Ehhhh I wouldn't count on it. I've got too many things in the future.

xXx

STORY STATUSES
(As of March 2017)

Song of the Nightbird

Fandom: Phantom of the Opera

Summary: "I'd stay with you, you know. Here, in the dark... forever. We can dance through the night and never look upon the sun again." Between bright, perfect Christine and a girl with her own darkness, what will Erik choose?

Status: Writing - slowly. Oh so slowly. I might do a few super-short chapters while i get back into things, because man am I having a rough time...

Truth of the Willow

Fandom: Harry Potter

Summary: Sequel to 'Beneath the Willow'. Though the tides of war pulled them away from the Willow, they found they never truly left it behind. Once you learn what it's like to be free, it's hard to let circumstance cage you.

Status: On hold. Phantom is sort of ruling my life right now, I can't seem to focus on Potter.

Nephilim (First book, A Demon's Dream)

Fandom: Harry Potter

Summary: Quacey was born for one purpose - to increase the Dark Lord's power. Though Voldemort's fall led to the boy being raised by the faculty of Hogwarts, few people see any reason to trust someone with such dark origins.

Status: Concept - this won't be started until one of the other two is finished. Also, I would need to reread the entire series...

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SIDE PROJECTS
These are mostly just to keep me writing, even if it isn't what I
should be writing... but honestly, I'm not writing it in order,
so it will be a looooong time before any of it gets posted.

Admire the Spider

Fandom: Phantom of the Opera

Summary: Erik asked Sera why she would want to hold something she was clearly so frightened of. “Spiders are beautiful, in their own way.” Something had changed in the girl’s tone, making her seem slightly older and stronger. “I’m afraid of them, yes. All the same, I can’t help admire them. I admire their strange grace, the beautiful webs they build. And, if it isn’t going to hurt me…” (Erik/OC, based on Kay's novel)

My Immortal: Shattered

Fandom: Harry Potter

Summary: Ebony's presence seems to warp reality, eating away at the people around her. As their very essence fades and shatters, can the students of Hogwarts gather enough of themselves to do something about this monster? (A rewrite of the worst HP fic ever created.)

Twisting Allegories

Fandom: Don't Take This Risk

Summary: It was just a wrong-number call, a simple enough thing. But when Rhea hears that the man on the other line meant to call the Suicide Hotline, she becomes convinced that this isn't an accident - it's fate. And she's willing to do whatever it takes to save him.

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Biomass Effect by Beastrider9 reviews
All life on Earth had been consumed by Blacklight. With no Biomass to feed on, Blacklight had to evolve, adapt, and grow. Now a collective Council of Aliens discovers the existence of such a life form. How do the aliens see a form of life that is viral, how they deal with it, what are the consequences to the galaxy of such a race existing at all.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 48 - Words: 239,662 - Reviews: 2155 - Favs: 2,765 - Follows: 3,121 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 8/8/2014
The Shah's Gift by DonJuana19 reviews
Takes place in Susan Kay's plotline, though can be read without knowledge of her novel. The Shah of Persia is displeased when his favorite magician Erik turns down his latest, most generous gift-a wife. He decides that he will not be beaten by his masked servant.. and orders for a new, "special" girl that he knows Erik could not possibly refuse... for her sake.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 131,733 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 8/17/2015 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Erik, OC, Persian/Daroga
Siren of the Sea by FantomPhan33 reviews
No name strikes fear into the hearts of fellow sailors more than that of the masked pirate, Captain Erik, and his crew of the Phantom. However, when Christine Daae is taken aboard, fear is the last thing that Erik seems to instill in her. Join them as they find love and adventure on the high seas.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 213,310 - Reviews: 2345 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Erik, Christine, Persian/Daroga, Raoul - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 33232 - Favs: 20,535 - Follows: 16,281 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Fangirl Song by PhantasyPhan13 reviews
We all know we fangirls love our villains. But sadly, nobody has written an official anthem yet for us villain-whitewashing fangirls (and fanboys). About time somebody did, right, ladies? So without further ado, here is a loving spoof and official anthem for us villain lovers...The Fangirl Song! Perfect for scaring your favorite villains out of their wits. Batteries not included.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2014 - Complete
A Halloween Fairy Story by TheDVirus reviews
Jack Frost needs Pitch's help to find some missing children. But what will Pitch ask for in return? Will Jack get his fairy tale ending or will this adventure become a horror story? Follows 'Footprints on the Sands of Time' but the previous story is not crucial reading for this one.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,331 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 9/17/2014 - Jack Frost, Pitch, Cupcake - Complete
Lets Pretend by Nightmare Prince reviews
She is a girl who was forced to fight for her own self-preservation, a mudblood in a world that was fast becoming a hub for the ideal of pureblood supremacy. He built up icy walls around himself to keep himself safe, to keep those who would seek to use his weaknesses against his at bay. In this world, they can never be together do they choose to pretend, now before the Final Battle
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Mother Knows Best by Persephatta reviews
"I'd hardly call my life a fairytale when my true love's kiss was from the fairy who cursed me and I fell in love with the dragon." Aurora's having boy-troubles and needs Maleficent's advice, only she's not allowed to curse anyone. Pairing: Diaval/Aurora.
Maleficent - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,671 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/7/2014 - [Aurora, Diaval] Maleficent - Complete
Fearless by DarkHorseBlueSky reviews
When Pitch Black visits a mental institution and meets a lonely girl who looks a lot like an old enemy, he doesn't really care. When he finds out that she can see him, he still doesn't care. But when he looks inside her and finds no fear at all, he wants to know why. (Not PitchxOC, I swear. reallylongoneshot)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,594 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Pitch, OC - Complete
The Last Guardian by PainInTheAsguardian reviews
After his defeat by the five Guardians, Pitch wonders what will become of him. The turmoil caused by the shifting balance of light and dark has given rise to a new force, one that controls both the cold and the darkness. One that would just love to have the power of the Nightmare King and spirit of Winter on its side. Or else. Part 1 of Snowflakes and Shadows
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Guardians of Childhood series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,805 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Pitch, Jack Frost, North, Mother Nature - Complete
A Villain's Compassion by SapphireGirl93 reviews
Pre-movie. Megamind arrives at Roxanne's apartment full of wicked schemes, but finds that his favorite victim has had a monumentally bad day and isn't feeling up to playing the bait in his favorite game. Can Metro City's most notorious villain find it in his black heart to show his captive a little compassion?
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,369 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Filigree by Hunger4Righteousness reviews
The 'Frequent Kidnapping Card' and Megamind's personal weapon - Roxanne wants to know what they have in common and why they deviate from his usual style. She ends up learning more about him, and herself, than she ever expected. (revised 12/15)
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 217,675 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
His Winter Solstice by TheRabidWriter reviews
It was too much for him to handle by now. She kept repeating his name, as if she was trying but kept failing. It hurt him, and he couldn't take the pain any longer. She hadn't screamed when she saw his face, but she didn't say anything except for "Erik." An Erik/OC story. I wrote this my Freshman/Sophomore year so it's pretty shitty the first half, I'm sorry.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 93,602 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Erik - Complete
To Wish Upon a Moon by Morbid DramaQueen10 reviews
"I wish…more than life, more than anything…." I whisper to the moon. She is silent, weeping bright white light into the inky blanket surrounding her. I envied her comfort, and matched her in sorrow. "More than the moon—" A deal is made to find a wish.R/OC
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 85,686 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - [Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, OC] - Complete
Blue Stars in Your Eyes by krystalMage reviews
Katara. Zuko. When infiltrating enemy territory, be prepared to dance. And carry a veil. AU. Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,012 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Zuko, Katara
Bloody Skies by Toki Mirage reviews
Being a gay Hero hunted by a crazy Dark Lord with delusions of immortality, a barmy old Headmaster who thinks it's his job to save the world, and the odd vampire trolling through the halls at night looking for a midnight snack isn't easy. Just ask Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 332,494 - Reviews: 4920 - Favs: 5,637 - Follows: 4,444 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
A Beautiful Lie by michellemybelle25 reviews
In an effort to earn her happy ending, Christine accepts Erik's proposition and learns love through pretend.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,172 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Time by Darkshadow91 reviews
An Erik/Meg story. Because I find the couple adorable and because Erik deserves a real angel in his life. Be prepared, it's fluffy! Re-posted...I believe it's a little better now.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,945 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Erik, Meg - Complete
Dreaming With Your Eyes Closed by michellemybelle25 reviews
Instead of letting her go with Raoul, Erik makes Christine stay with him. In an attempt to understand what she truly wants, she proposes a game of pretend: to pretend to love each other. But where does the game end and reality begin?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,810 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Women of the Opera: Carlotta by storytellers reviews
“You are beautiful.” “Then what do you think is wrong with me?” He smirked. “The same that’s wrong with me, I suppose. You’re a little scary.” This is my favorite story for this challenge! Come on, guys, it's worth reading, if only for the pairing.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,583 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Erik, Carlotta - Complete
Women of the Opera: Meg by storytellers reviews
“Well, I won’t take insults to my intelligence from a man who’s obviously too blinded by hate to see reason and too scared to even try being happy because being miserable is so much simpler!”
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,615 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Erik, Meg Giry - Complete
Music of the Light by cslev reviews
My sequel to the movie, an Erik-Meg love story beginning when Meg steps through the broken mirror to follow the Phantom. Please read and review!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 262,920 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Erik, Meg - Complete
At Forest's Edge by NeuroticMuse413 reviews
OneShot. Hermione is drawn to the forbidden forest where she finds Draco, dying. She saves his life but he could only repay with a kiss that would echo throughout their lives. The story of a friendship and a secret powerful enough to save two lost souls.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,934 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Raising Jackie by Nina Elric reviews
Jack doesn't want to be replaced with another child, in fact, he tries to get rid of it. But when he realizes how truly incapable his parents are, he ends up raising his own little brother as well as himself. Better summary inside.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,008 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Jack - Complete
Tempest in a Teacup by AkaVertigo reviews
Fate puts Katara in the Fire Nation to grow up in the company of a Dragon, a prince, and a lot of good tea. AU Zutara...of a sort.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,018 - Reviews: 1201 - Favs: 3,723 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Sleep by The 42 reviews
A study of what Ender was thinking and feeling after the final battle with the Buggers. Based only on Ender's Game.
Orson Scott Card - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Complete
Lord Voldemort's Christmas Carol by Sophiax reviews
COMPLETE! Voldemort as Scrooge? See what happens when the ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future pay the Dark Lord a visit on Christmas Eve. Featuring TinyTim!Ginny, a Malfoy family Christmas, and Arthur Weasley as Bob Cratchit, LV's clerk.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,055 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Voldemort - Complete
Rain Embrace by moxearlee reviews
I can't really explain it...Artemis takes a walk in the rain thinking about his past when he sees a girl without her umbrella and decides to take a chance. no romance involved. One shot. My summaries really, really suck don't they?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Artemis F. - Complete
See Christine sing! Sing, Christine, sing! by Silver Whirl reviews
A brief rewrite of Phantom of the Opera, done in the style of the Dick and Jane books. (You know, "See Spot run," and all that.) Light, parody fun. Enjoy!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/24/2005
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Song of the Nightbird reviews
"I'd stay with you, you know. Here, in the dark... forever. We can dance through the night and never look upon the sun again." Between bright, perfect Christine and a girl with her own darkness, what will Erik choose? [OC time-travel, active as of December '16]
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,475 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 12/11/2014 - Christine, Meg, Erik, OC
Beneath the Willow reviews
The Willow held its own sort of magic. Hidden in the dark where they could never see the other's face or learn their name, the Lady and her knight created a world of their own where they need never be constrained by what outsiders thought of them. (Complete, working on a sequel)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,629 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/20/2016 - Published: 11/7/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Little Sister reviews
One of the people who best knew Erik has been unable to share her story- until now. Diana was taken in by him when she was small, and he was her closest friend and companion. Her contributions may change our understanding of his story. [Discontinued]
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,823 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Erik
The Vampire's Web reviews
Alucard has brought a new charachter from a different story. However, Raoul and Erik will follow her and turn Hellsing upside down. Phantom of the Opera X Hellsing crossover. T for violence, language and charachter death. Full summary inside. [Indefinite Hiatus (He's dead, Jim)]
Crossover - Hellsing & Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,669 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 5/28/2007
Chivalry is Dead reviews
Once again, the Xiaolin Dragons are racing to find the latest Shen Gong Wu before Wuya and her companion Jack Spicer. But this time, it is sealed inside a teenage girl- and it can only be brought back with a kiss... [Discontinued]
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,219 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Jack, Raimundo
Layers Of Hate reviews
Dianna's life is a dream, until she is rudely awakened by the arrival of a 'special guest' in her house: Draco Malfoy. Can she break through his years of hate and show everyone his true soul? DracoXOC, minor violence and language. Full summary inside [Discontinued]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,078 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Draco M.
My Father's Legacy reviews
Maria has a secret that could destroy her. No one can know about her connection to Voldermort. But what will happen when Harry Potter finds out? AU 7th year, Rated Kplus for some language. Discontinued.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,628 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Hermione G., OC - Complete
Empress Castaway reviews
While the boys are stranded, so are a batch of girls. Neither see each other, until Jack's war against Ralph... Discontinued.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Complete
My Worst Nightmare reviews
Katara and Sokka are seperated from Aang, and get a ride from a stranger. What happens could only be described as something out of a nightmare. Oneshot. Rated T for temporary character death.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Sokka, Katara - Complete