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Author has written 1 story for Homestuck.

Oh, wow, it's been such a long time since I updated this thing...

Anyways, you can call me either Ryolly or Sonata. I'm female, and my age currently equals a quarter of a century. (Man, when you put it that way, it seems so serious, right?) I'm a total Gleek, a diehard Browncoat, an eternal Discworld and Good Omens fan, a Neil Patrick Harris groupie, and an unemployed Twitter addict who is not as flat broke as she once was and will be taking a few college classes next time enrollment rolls around.

Let it be known that my brain is weird. Mind readers avoid me for a reason. For example, my brain once tried to convince me to write a Good Omens/Glee crossover fic, but has since abandoned that notion for a Good Omens/Dr. Horrible AU crossover fic that might get me murdered by my fellow Whedonites even though incubus!Captain Hammer kinda makes sense in an epileptic trees sort of way. I'm also working on my first novel IRL in the hopes of achieving my goal of becoming a published author.

My apologies to my beta/wingman idioticonion and anyone who actually looking forward to seeing my HIMYM fic, but it's been put on hold. Life happened in serious doses.

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The Civilian Assistant by A.A. Pessimal reviews
Set just after "Thud!" with Vetinari torn between rewarding the Watch for averting war and punishing it for poaching A.E. Pessimal from his Palace staff. The Patrican, a man known for elegant economy, finds a way of doing both - simultaneously.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,554 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 6/11/2009
1000 Paper Cranes by xooxu reviews
1000 little moments in Hanna and ... 's life.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 102 - Words: 10,430 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Hanna F., Zombie
In Which There's A Slender Man by jam-tea reviews
He'd left work at 8:30, and, as he checked his wristwatch, it was now 10:00. And then he heard it. The silence. The utter, perpetual and ultimately deadly silence... A man with no face was watching him.
Crossover - Hanna is not a Boys Name & Slender - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,918 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Hanna F. - Complete
Penny Lane by EccentrikPirate reviews
Sequel to Billy Stinson. Recommended reading: A Penny for Your Thoughts & Horribleness. For every day there is a night. For every world there is an underworld. For every hero there is a villain. Appearances can be deceiving.
Crossover - How I Met Your Mother & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,577 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Barney S., Dr. Horrible/Billy
Billy Stinson by EccentrikPirate reviews
HIMYM & Dr. Horrible crossover. What does Barney Stinson really do for a living? Why, of all places, did he decide to fulfill his community service hours at a homeless shelter? And why, oh why, does he seem to hate frozen yogurt so much?
Crossover - How I Met Your Mother & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,224 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Robin S., Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
Thunderstorm by RebelWriter6561 reviews
Worth wakes up in the middle of a thunderstorm to find an...unexpected visitor. ConWorth fluff.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,626 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth
The Creeping Messiah Complex by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
End of the world as we know it? Check. Four do-gooder idiots in an RV? Check. Hanna's amazing ability to complicate anything by simply breathing? Double check. There ain't no rest for the wicked, and the wages of sin are... sainthood? Conworth.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,861 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Dr. Worth, Conrad A. - Complete
Dead of Night by Demyrie reviews
A man with no name. An unsuspecting but concerned coroner who should have been an artist. A vampire with a penchant for scalpels. A dead little boy who wants to find out what he left behind. Swap-AU vampWorth/humanConrad and platonic human.../zombieHanna
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 39 - Words: 219,834 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Conrad A., Hanna F.
The Waiting Man by Misty78 reviews
For Tessa...
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Complete
Catchpenny by RoeBoat reviews
Catch·pen·ny: Using sensationalism or cheapness for appeal. 10 short one-shots based on one-word prompts from Zombie's point of view, all about friendship, angst, humor, and whacky hijinks. After all, anything involving Hanna has to be crazy, right?
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,329 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Hanna F., Zombie - Complete
Organic by Demyrie reviews
ConWorth series. Part VIII: One of these days, Conrad's Suck will reach critical mass and he will be forced to undergo character growth.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,789 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth
Can't Keep Secrets by AmalaDamarr reviews
Hanna/ ... drabblefic. Chapters broken up by prompts, no real plot. Hanna's good at keeping secrets, but not the ones that really matter. Which is a good thing.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,186 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Hanna F., Zombie
Zombie's Zodiac by TheCrowMaiden reviews
One-shot about picking the dead guy a birthday
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Zombie - Complete
House Calls by RebelWriter6561 reviews
Conrad hated when Worth came over. But what starts as an annoyance may turn into something else. ConWorth
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth
Deal by drizzlydaze reviews
Oneshot AU. Because there's too few fics with Barney and his violin. "Barney Stinson makes many deals. But he's never sealed a deal like this before." Marshall/Lily, Barney/Robin
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,752 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Barney S. - Complete
When You're Evil and Dead by Sforzie reviews
Kuja's dead, and meets the other FF villains in the underworld...and lots of stuff happens. COMPLETE, 071004!
Final Fantasy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 85,842 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 5/6/2001 - Complete
Keep You Better by Squinterian reviews
... washes dumpster vegetables and contemplates Hanna's health.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Zombie - Complete
Is He Really? by FattySkeleton reviews
Zombie contemplates who exactly Hanna is.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Hanna F., Zombie - Complete
Everyone But Me by Coshie reviews
Conrad is at Worth's again for blood. What he doesn't expect is Worth offering up his own. Rated for ConWorth action, language, and blood.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
Smells Good by FattySkeleton reviews
Conrad tells you what the people he knows smell like, and how uch he hates it.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Conrad A. - Complete
After All by Homicide Genius reviews
A series of 'normal' cases Hanna and ... had together. Good times. Rated T for eventual swearing and gore.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,527 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Zombie, Hanna F.
Photos by KingAleksander reviews
Hanna and ... settle down for a slide-show of their adventures. Fluff ensues. Hanna/ ... light fluff un-BETA'd
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Hanna F., Zombie - Complete
Flight of the Conbat by Arathe reviews
Hanna decides to teach Conrad how to fly. Luckily for Conrad, Zombie's there to catch him.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Conrad A., Zombie - Complete
Govern the Clock by Zipper Whippersnapper reviews
He's going to hell, if there's even a hell for people like him. Ples Tibenoch likes to think there is.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Ples T. - Complete
Let Me Stay by Taisi reviews
My life is divided into before and after; and Hanna seems to think the two can't overlap. .../Hanna
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Hanna F., Zombie - Complete
Broccoli or Asparagus by Snape Goes Commando reviews
Hanna and Zombie smell completely and totally unappetizing to Conrad, and that's good since everyone else he goes around smells disturbingly edible. Which is a bad thing. Contains copious amount of .../Hanna fluff and a whole lot of cussing
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Hanna F., Conrad A. - Complete
Dead Wood by Tai Ping reviews
Sometimes when a man dies his body does things he can't really control... And that's why Zombie always has his shirt untucked.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Hanna F., Zombie - Complete
Sunrise by picasso-face reviews
Conrad wishes for just one more Sunrise. What are friends for? -SLIGHT HINT AT CONWORTH BUT NOT REALLY-Probably over done-
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth
Locomotive Breath by anthrop reviews
It's the little things that can break a man.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Dr. Worth, Lamont T. - Complete
Shopping by Tai Ping reviews
Inspired by Cacodaemonia's ConWorth Changing Room picture on Y!Gallery. What happens when Worth spots Conrad while shopping? Plot? What stinking plot?
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
Blink by anthrop reviews
Character studies of one Conrad Achenleck, postmortem. 1: The night following his turning.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Conrad A.
A Sketch in Octarine by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
Hanna Falk Cross has one particularly mysterious aquaintance, the kind who shows up in your room just when you're finally feeling safe, and he doesn't seem to want to take no for an answer. Well, it's not as if many people say yes to him.
Crossover - Discworld & Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Death, Hanna F. - Complete
Inebriated by MiseriaC reviews
In which alcohol brands and mixed drinks are a Zombie's name and Hanna cannot hold his liquor. It seems even our stoic narrator can fall prey to temptation and it isn't taking advantage if Hanna invites it. Hanna/Zombie.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Hanna F., Zombie - Complete
The Bitter Truth by KTtheLuvAddict reviews
Conrad goes out "hunting" on Worth's orders with Hanna and ... .
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Conrad A. - Complete
Beginnings by anthrop reviews
Setting up business deals are a walk in the park nowadays. It helps when the client is an open book though.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Lamont T., Conrad A. - Complete
In Which Blood Tastes Delicious by kamekameo reviews
Worth introduces Conrad to a new kind of blood. 'Nuff said. Rated T for language.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Dr. Worth, Conrad A. - Complete
Armageddon Rain by MS-Manuscript reviews
Water, precious, required, gone. Sun so bright it was literally blinding filled the exchange chamber, making the man flinch behind thick dark glass that consisted of his wielding goggles. A necessity, if he was going to remain on this earth.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,243 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Dr. Horrible/Billy
When in Need by His Little LabRat reviews
Conrad has a need for blood, being a vampire, but he's tired of Worth. Then he meets Lamont, and that man really delivers. Slash threesome: Lamont / Conrad / Worth.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,895 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Conrad A., Lamont T. - Complete
Noise by anthrop reviews
Conrad continues to adapt to being a vampire, while his ears adapt to hearing every pulse in his complex.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Conrad A., Zombie - Complete
Across the Ocean by His Little LabRat reviews
What will I do with my wish, the wish I get from our one-thousand paper cranes?
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Zombie, Hanna F. - Complete
Dominance by Lauraqua reviews
They were the same person, just... not. But in the end, only one of them could win. - DRABBLE -
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
Chuck Versus the Vampire by Lion in the Land reviews
Hellsing faces a vampire like they've never seen before. It's so different, they need to call in a little help from the States...Team Bartowski. ONE SHOT
Crossover - Hellsing & Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,615 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Integra, Chuck B. - Complete
Bittersweet by MiseriaC reviews
Whether he likes it or not, Conrad is dependent on Worth for sustenance. He likes it even less when he finds out all that blood has been from Worth's own veins, less still when he can be maneuvered into sampling directly. Conworth. Discontinued/Completed.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
Bit of Leverage by ScottyFTW reviews
In which Conrad takes flying lessons. "It don't much matter who does it, me or Hanna," Worth says with a grin Conrad doesn't like at all, "cos either way, one of us is droppin' you off a roof and one of us is gonna possibly 'forget' to catch ya."
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
Everything You Ever by Enarre reviews
Guilt bleeds red. And when a brand new day arises, he'll wear it with pride. ONESHOT.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
Fight or Flight by ScottyFTW reviews
In which Conrad turns into a bat and can't turn back. "Aw, lookit you," Doc Worth cackled, "you're much better lookin' as a little flyin' rat."
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
Lub Dub by anthrop reviews
Conrad really ought to keep better track of his eating schedule. Mostly a fun bit of stream of consciousness.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
Behind the Mask by WikedFae reviews
Drabble. First impressions can be wrong, but the ELE figured they could tell this man by his costume.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
A Reader in the Stars by Mei Neko reviews
She found herself alone and in another universe. Now she's learning to live to be independent. She learned to make friends and create a new family. She just needs to learn to accept that this is her future now.
Crossover - Firefly & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,597 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - River
Wings by Tyloric reviews
Cid Highwind is lost in a 'verse he knows nothing about. Trapped in a place where traveling in the black is common. A place like this should be paradise to someone like him, right?
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,242 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Cid H., Mal - Complete
Talking To Strangers by Kloudy Reignfall reviews
In which the doctor is mistaken for someone else, and a little girl is too adorable.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Dr. Worth - Complete
Here's the Kicker by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
There's a lot of things Conrad doesn't understand. Why there's a tap-dance number in the musical horror "Watch Out for that Ax", for one. But most of all, he doesn't understand Doc Worth, or where he picked up the whole antihero thing. Conworth.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
Chipping Away by AniRemi reviews
Here he was, Dr. Horrible, the rising star, the innovative new genius behind the Evil League of Evil – defacing public property." Oneshot.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
Shiny New Australia by some kind of harmony reviews
An evil moisture buddy, a "Horrible-mile-o-bile," and new ELE membership--but no more Penny. What's a doctor to do?
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Dr. Horrible/Billy, Moist - Complete
Fullmetal Firefly: Serenity by Bookwrm389 reviews
Revised version. All Captain Roy Mustang wants is to do the job so he can get paid and keep flying. But he gets more than he bargained for when he takes on a passenger with two automail limbs and one deadly secret.
Crossover - Firefly & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,143 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Roy M. - Complete
“Wormholes? Shiny” or “Chuck Versus The Wormhole” by Metropolis Kid reviews
Serenity's crew find themselves thrown through space and time. Their ship damaged and stuck in a decaying orbit, they're forced to land a shuttle on Earth-that-was, in the hope of finding replacement parts. But along the way, they run into team Bartowsk!
Crossover - Firefly & Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,177 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Jayne, Casey/Alex C. - Complete
Just a Trick of the Light by Tia Paes reviews
It was, he assured himself, just a trick of the light. Bard's POV.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Baldroy, Sebastian M. - Complete
A Christmas Story by EccentrikPirate reviews
He was six, Christmastime was fast approaching, and young Billy really wanted that encyclopedia set.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
The First Secret by robot iconography reviews
The first secret: the dinosaurs really do talk."
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/24/2009 - River, Wash - Complete
Detective Fiction by RobinRocks reviews
LxLight. AU. Detective author Light Yagami's world is turned upside-down when a real detective needs his help solving a murder case fashioned after Light's own book. Trouble is, he doesn't remember writing it. DISCONTINUED.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,125 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Light Y., L
not quite milton keynes by acetamide reviews
Crowley thinks that maybe, perhaps, Jim Kirk might be worth the wait. Not that he'd bet anything substantial on it.
Crossover - Good Omens & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/5/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Not as Cool as Mine by MS-Manuscript reviews
Billy liked challenges. He loved the idea of showing someone that they were wrong. But Billy hates being told what he can’t do. Funny, how one can turn into another. Everyone’s got villains they must face.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,816 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Dr. Horrible/Billy, Penny
How Billy Buddy Got His PhD In Horribleness by Donteatacowman reviews
Origin fic. Billy started out as a normal kid, all things considered--a normal kid, and a very imaginative one at that. He'd always wanted to be an inventor, and took to salvaging pieces of junk from the trash, "inventing" whatever he could.... Oneshot.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
Blue by MS-Manuscript reviews
They had let him down.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Barney S. - Complete
Dad by jamie55 reviews
James and Barney both have a dad. Here's how they met them.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Barney S., James S. - Complete
And now for something completely different by A.A. Pessimal reviews
Troll crime-lord Chrysophrase has a problem. He has inadvertently taken a heavy dose of Slab. His trip takes him to a crazy place where Ethel the Frog leaps and reports investigatively and other crazy things happen. Monty Python flies over the Discworld.
Crossover - Discworld & British Comedy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,940 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Complete
Crowley's Baby by Min Daae reviews
Aziraphale finds an unexpected visitor in Crowley's bathtub. Crowley seems rather attached. Chapter Three up!
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,385 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale
Why Does It Always Have To Be ? by LeonaWriter reviews
Professor Indiana Jones had been taking a relatively peaceful vacation from life-threatening and dire circumstances. Then the librarian-type guy from England, bringing his friend. Drabble-ish.
Crossover - Indiana Jones & Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2009 - A. Crowley - Complete
Just Your Toy by MS-Manuscript reviews
“You are a TOY!” Woody shouted. “No, no I’m not. I’m Doctor Horrible.” Billy pointed at the poster on the wall; at the 50’s art-style version of himself. “And I need your help going back to Dr. Horrible.”
Crossover - Toy Story & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,629 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Dr. Horrible/Billy
Partnership by auberus11 reviews
Some related snippets. Crowley and Lex Luthor make an interesting team.
Crossover - Good Omens & Smallville - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2009 - A. Crowley, Lex L. - Complete
Just Deserts by auberus11 reviews
Crowley and Aziraphale have dinner in Santa Barbara.
Crossover - Good Omens & Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/28/2009 - A. Crowley, Shawn S. - Complete
Big Damn Switch by Kaylee Tam reviews
All of the members of Serenity find themselves swapped! As in, bodies for minds. Who is who, and why? We don't know. I don't even know. Funness ensues.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,332 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 4/30/2008
You Know You Were the Taco, Right? by Donteatacowman reviews
Barney and Robin stop for Tex-Mex and the conversation takes a turn for the relationship-y. From the BarneyRobin Finale Drabblethon. Prompt: "You know that you were the taco, right?"
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Doppelgangers by A.A. Pessimal reviews
The Roundworld project is glitching again. Rincewind is a happy man. Elsewhere in the Multiverse, a nuclear physicist and reactor troubleshooter is having bad dreams. What happens when the two of them meet - again? Crosses eventually with "Good Omens".
Crossover - Discworld & Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,718 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
A House for River by jm1681 reviews
House encounters a strange teenage girl in the clinic, and after a surreal display, is determined to figure out why she is there. Please review.
Crossover - Firefly & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,326 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/24/2009 - River, G. House - Complete
Pineapples by magpieforjoy reviews
There are many great mysteries in How I Met Your Mother. But arguably the most infamous of these is The Pineapple. These 10 drabbles attempt to offer different explanations to the eternal question: “Damn it, Trudy! What about the pineapple?”
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Ted M., Trudy - Complete
A Hell of a Butler by buduica reviews
After the Apocalypse doesn't happen, Crowley encounters another of his cohorts in a bar. Based on anime canon for Kuroshitsuji, but no major spoilers.
Crossover - Good Omens & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2009 - A. Crowley, Sebastian M. - Complete
The Brave and the Bold and the Slightly Illegal by Gogol reviews
Being the swashbuckling story of the JUSTICE LEAGUE OF ANKH-MORPORK, an insidious band of vigilantes whose evil might be thwarted only through the efforts of mild-mannered journalist SAM VIMES JR., his father's ghost, & eighteen dead, goldfishy sidekicks!
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,954 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 12/12/2008
Moist Remembers by MS-Manuscript reviews
Moist remembers the first time he met Billy. Not the day in the park that doesn’t count. He thought Billy was Dr. Horrible, but he was terribly mistaken. Now in these final moments he looks back on the good times, and the bad.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,296 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Moist, Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
Chuck and Morgan vs The Oaty Bar by wizardwheezes reviews
What happens when Chuck and Morgan find a piece of memorabilia from one of their favorite shows/movies in the Buy More?
Crossover - Firefly & Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2009
Re: World Peace by magpieforjoy reviews
Barney seeks advice during "Benefits" from an authority on the matter. Two-drabble response to HIMYM TBBT100 challenge: E-mail.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Chuck vs the Future REDUX by Notorious JMG reviews
A Christmas morning Nerd Herd call leads to a trip through time and space, ending on board a rickety old Firefly transport. Will Sarah and Casey be able to find Chuck? More importantly, will he want to come back? Crossover with "Firefly". MINIMAL Charah.
Crossover - Firefly & Chuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,829 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Kaylee, Chuck B. - Complete
Baroque and Roll by LeonaWriter reviews
A drabble about the joys of a new tape, untouched by vocals of Freddy Mercury. 100 words total.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2009 - A. Crowley - Complete
The Parttime Peluda and the Fainthearted Fiancé by Ineffabilitea reviews
Aziraphale and Crowley find a mutually satisfying way to solve the other's immediate problem. A Fractured Folk Tale.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Identity Theft by LeonaWriter reviews
In the late nineteenth century, a rather irritated A. Crowley bursts into Aziraphale's bookshop with some disturbing news - his name has apparently been stolen. Oneshot.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Progress by mistressmarionette reviews
Crowley origin story; another take on How Crowley Sauntered Vaguely Downwards.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/10/2009 - A. Crowley, Satan - Complete
The Missing Hour by demikare reviews
Where did that pineapple come from, anyhow? Ted/Trudy and the tale of the mysterious fruit. K-plus for mild suggestive themes, nothing too bad.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/9/2009 - [Ted M., Trudy] - Complete
Dying Dreams by Otempora42 reviews
The last dream Penny had was about Billy. And there was something very important to tell him. Spoilers, character death. Penny-centric with some Billy/Penny. Oneshot.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Penny, Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
Utter Madness by kitsuneronbun reviews
A demon muses and wonders how his world have been so changed by just one look from a golden-haired angel.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Complete
100 Things Crowley Would Do Before the World Ended by shewhoguards reviews
Other people plan 100 things to do before they die. Crowley planned 100 things before EVERYBODY died.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,286 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Stolen Away by RobinRocks reviews
LxLight Reversed AU. L may be the world’s greatest thief, but Detective Light Yagami is on to him. Pity L is so good at stealing things – including Light himself. COMPLETE.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,833 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Favors by FoxxFire5 reviews
A ficlet about Aziraphale and Crowley. It involves the Arrangement, an orphanage, and an unfortunate occurence that Crowley naturally caused that leads to an upset Aziraphale. R Rs are blessed/cursed/appreciated. : T for language, just in case.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
Poison Apple by RobinRocks reviews
LxLight. Death Note with a Disney spin. Maybe their poison drenched love, this twisted fairytale of most wicked beauty, is all that matters, even when L is dragged back from his grave and faced with his poisoned apple again. Cowritten with Narroch.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 357,768 - Reviews: 2781 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Two Years by Lomiel reviews
Two years later, and a single mistake remains to be put right.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Captain Hammer, Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
Lost In The Woods by Ardwolf reviews
Captain Picard’s bad day just got a lot worse, courtesy of Q. Which is nothing compared to the day Malcolm Reynolds is about to have when River starts babbling about the kindly t’ien lung and his curious bunny rabbit… ST:TNG/Firefly crossover.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,901 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 109 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Complete
He Nearly Went by Migratory reviews
Contains spoilers for Jingo. The Vimes who stayed behind to fight also had the wrong dis-organiser, and now Lady Sybil is left knowing what might have been.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Complete
Doctor Horrible and the Embiggening Ray by CaffieneKitty reviews
Every story has a beginning... Even the story of a chair. Set a few years before the events in Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Complete
The Great Doormat Mystery by rps-lizardspock reviews
Who really bought the doormat that mysteriously shows up on Robin's doorstep?
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
A New Discovery by Kaylee Tam reviews
The crew find a rerun of Dr. Horrible on the cortex, much to the dismay of their Captain.
Crossover - Firefly & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Captain Hammer - Complete
Magically Delicious by Joon reviews
Crowley comments on Aziraphale's breakfast choice. Prompt: breakfast cereal.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
Chuck vs the PieMaker by Notorious JMG reviews
What happens when Sarah is given a second chance at life? Crossover with Pushing Daisies. Prelude to Chuck vs. the Past.
Crossover - Pushing Daisies & Chuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,347 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Chuck B. - Complete
Sunrise, Sunset by Child of a Pineapple reviews
FINISHED. Such was the unfortunate case of Charlotte Charles. WARNING: character death. Future!fic, angst. OneShot.
Pushing Daisies - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
Redux by Child of a Pineapple reviews
FINISHED. So while his mother had inherited a rather extensive collection of bees, Chuck had inherited his grandfather’s pie shop. WARNING: Character death. OneShot.
Pushing Daisies - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
Welcome to My World by Musegaarid reviews
What does a typical day for Crowley look like?
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,598 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Chuck vs the Past by Notorious JMG reviews
A decade from now, a crash north of Los Angeles brings back a part of Chuck's life he never expected to see again. Crossover with Firefly.
Crossover - Firefly & Chuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,862 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Kaylee, Chuck B. - Complete
Chuck vs the Future by Notorious JMG reviews
A strange force has left Chuck stranded 500 years in the future. But who did it? And how? Crossover with Firefly.
Crossover - Firefly & Chuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,028 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Kaylee, Chuck B. - Complete
An Accurate Mind by Mara Greengrass reviews
Two great minds that think alike. Watch out, worlds.
Crossover - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy & Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,138 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/4/2007 - River - Complete
A Minor Inconvenience by Igorina reviews
A dimensionally displaced demon encounters a very ticked off Susan Sto Helit. A crossover with Good Omens.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Sit Vis Tecum by Heathenesque reviews
The victim's head had exploded from within, there was a tank of some mysterious red substance in the basement, and an animal that looked suspiciously like a cross between a dog and a human... This was NOT your typical Miami crimescene
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,581 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007
Gallifrey: An Account of the Doctor by Cute Gallifreyan reviews
Doctor Who KPAX crossover Doctor Gene Brewer has another 'alien' patient, a young man in a brown stripped suit, a trench coat, and a pair of converse trainers who has come to the Manhattan Psychiatric Institute. complete
Crossover - Doctor Who & K-PAX - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,530 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 5/24/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Feegles on a Firefly by SpaceAnJL reviews
Because this is how my mind works. Sorry about that.
Crossover - Discworld & Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Complete
Falling Without a Parachute by Musegaarid reviews
James Bond is having a hell of a time in his most controversial adventure. A James BondGood Omens crossover. Warnings for explicit slash and violence.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,722 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Complete
The Finding Life Series by Lio reviews
“Down by Felicity, there’s a large property out in the desert. If I don’t find you by tomorrow, go there and wait for me. Don’t stop for anything, or they might find you. Do you understand?” Contains: VXW & the ol' reincarnation chestnut
Trigun - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,524 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/13/2006 - Published: 4/5/2005
Crimson Sin by jato unit reviews
completed . RoyEd . After a not so friendly encounter with a shadowed creature, Ed starts to go through some strange changes. He has been having these unnatural urges. The urge to drink human blood.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,211 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Complete
Just Like House Without The Limp by Riona reviews
When John Dorian turns up at Princeton Plainsboro, House becomes interested in his case for all the wrong reasons. Crossover with Scrubs.
Crossover - Scrubs & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,898 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Complete
The Buddhist Baths by Vaguely Downwards reviews
After a nice twentyyear nap, Crowley finds Aziraphale in Enlightenment country. Fun with Taoism and water. M for slash. Yes, and it’s spiritual too. Am I not strange?
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,686 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Complete
What the dressing gown saw by TheRimmerConnection reviews
We all know about mattresses and ratchet screwdrivers, but of course, sentient dressing gowns experience an awful lot. Arthur's tells its tale. Unaware gowncest, FordArthur, pyjamacest. Not for those afraid of what their clothes might know about them.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,486 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Complete
Firefly Forever by CountryGirl914 reviews
The diagnostics team that quotes Firefly together stays together. Come on, you know you want to read it.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Complete
How I Soar by Fia Reynne reviews
AU, branching off near the ending of the BDM, so potentially spoilerish, if you haven't seen it. This is the first Firefly fic I've written that I thought was good enough to actually share, so please be kind. Feedback is crack, please feed my habit.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 46,326 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/20/2006 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Wash
Snake by SilverWolf7 reviews
Crowley tries to save a snake from a pet shop. When he thinks he succeeds, something unexpected happens and guilt sneaks up on him. Aziraphale tells him something about snakes he didn't know to cheer him up.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Complete
Lay Your Hands On Me: Seven Deadly Sins by SilverWolf7 reviews
Aziraphale is driving Crowley mad with his newfound anger, and lashes out. Aziraphale is in a happy mood though and shows Crowley just how good he is feeling. The bet has a winner. ANd there is still no Lust genre...
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,653 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Complete
Lay Your hands On Me: 666 The Beast Within by SilverWolf7 reviews
Aziraphale is involved in an accident, and Crowley comes up with a good idea to get closer to the angel because of this. Aziraphale is not faring too well though, will he accept? Angst, THI and a mention of bedrooms.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,306 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Complete
Bridget Jones's Tadfield Diary by Igorina reviews
Bridget Jones Good Omens crossover. The world best known selfhelp addict and diarist has been sent to produce a documentary on youth disorder in Lower Tadfield. Will she last the week without falling foul of diabolic machinations?
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,241 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Complete
Shaun of the Dead: Vacancy by NCTibby reviews
Despite being haunted by former flames, Shaun and his new girlfriend Emma are looking forward to a quiet weekend in the country. But someone, or something, has other plans for the happy couple. Sequel to Shaun of the Dead: Red Shaun.
Shaun of the Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 77,116 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/17/2006 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Complete
Lay Your Hands On Me: 5 Degrees Warmer by SilverWolf7 reviews
Things hot up a little for Aziraphale and Crowley alike as one feels things he is not supposed to and denies it, and the other just plain feels things. In the grand scheme of things, a bet is made. Sexual themes are go in this one.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,078 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Complete
Lay Your Hands On Me: Foreplay by SilverWolf7 reviews
Next in my LYHOM series. Aziraphale is frustrated, and Crowley helps him out. Rated M for sexual scenes and one case of swearing.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Complete
Lay Your hands On Me: Third Time's a Charm by SilverWolf7 reviews
Crowley and Aziraphale go to Crowley's flat after their little foray at the club, and curiosity gets the better of the angel. Crowley enjoys every minute of it. Is just that bit more sexual than the first two. In a similar way...sort of...ngh.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Complete
How Not To Hatch An Egg by Demus reviews
Ford is turning into a penguin, and he cannot stop it. But what about the sudden maternal urges he feels towards motorised rocks? Contains slash!
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Complete
Lay Your Hands On Me Take II by SilverWolf7 reviews
The companion piece of Lay Your Hands On Me, naturally. This time, from Crowley's POV. Much more sexual, but still without the actual sex. Enjoy and review. Does anyone else agree that there should be Lust as a genre?
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Complete
Lick the Monkey by Demus reviews
Ford and Zaphod are bored. Ford and Zaphod play Lick the Monkey. Humiliation and slash ensues. Hetonly people look away.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Complete
Lay Your hands On Me by SilverWolf7 reviews
A fic inspired by the song from Bon Jovi with the same title. Crowley takes Aziraphale to a new dance club and enjoys himself way too much down on the dance floor. Aziraphale watches from the sidelines. Aziraphale's POV.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Complete
Feathers by H.J. Bender reviews
Crowley has a weakness that Aziraphale ruthlessly exploits all over the wall of his bookshop. A silly, sexy, shameful story.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Complete
Good Advice by Igorina reviews
Aziraphale gets a nasty shock whilst perusing the morning paper.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Complete
Something To Do by Igorina reviews
Crowley's worried about 'The Boys Downstairs'. Aziraphale's defensive about the angelic capacity for anatomical completeness. Events take a turn for the unprecedented.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Complete
Good Omens for a Lancre Hogswatch by Igorina reviews
Discworld crossover in which, after taking a wrong turn somewhere outside Ankh Morpork, Crowley and Aziraphale find themselves spending Hogswatch at Lancre Castle.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,008 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2005 - Complete
The Great Feegle Infestation by Igorina reviews
When Aziraphale's bookshop is invaded by an intrepid band of Nac Mac Feegles, he is left with but a single option one that is sure to drive Crowley mad. Contains some A&C slash.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/21/2004 - Complete
Shaun of the Dead 2: Red Shaun by NCTibby reviews
Over a year after the events of Z-Day, Shaun finds himself in a battle against the undead again. But this time, it’s vampires. The future of Crouch End is at stake. Now Complete! Please R&R!
Shaun of the Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,323 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Complete
Another Grand Day Out by Igorina reviews
Crowley and Aziraphale have a disasterous day out after becoming inadvertantly misplaced in the English countryside. C&A slash.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Complete
A Grand Day Out by Igorina reviews
Crowley and Aziraphale take a jaunt to the seaside. Cue one bored demon and an angel who can't seem to go off duty.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2004 - Complete
AJ Crowley's Day Off by Lovely Zelda reviews
Inspired by the Brain Hurting Fanfic Pairer, an English exchange student gets close to Ferris Bueller
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/30/2004
Experiments in Anatomy by KarotsaMused reviews
Six thousand years of existing alongside humanity has made Crowley curious. Mild CrowleyAziraphale
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2004
Everyone Will Suffer by Troll Boy and GoS reviews
Crossover with The Ring. Crowley encounters the demonic little girl who's been wreaking terror with the aide of a certain cursed video tape.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2004
Christmas Present by vampfire reviews
Crowley gives Aziraphale a Christmas present. Then Aziraphale gives one to Crowley. Slash. CrowAzi.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/26/2004
Life Goes On by Elerina reviews
Semi-AU, Post TV series As he walks through the desert, Vash contemplates past mistakes. At the same time, however, a new future for him, and someone else, is brought forth from one of Vash’s “past mistakes”. Yaoi, Mpreg
Trigun - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,762 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/3/2004
Metamorphosis by afrai reviews
Crowley finds himself.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Published: 4/8/2004 - Complete
Space is Big by Miss Hollow reviews
Crowley finds an interesting gadget. Crossover with Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/15/2004
Whistlestop Tour by Carmilla reviews
Aziraphale is inconvieniently discorporated and embarks on a mini-Odyssey across the multiverse. Rated for mild slash content.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/21/2004
One Reason by Maybe the Moon reviews
Crowley is a punk. Aziraphale is vaguely tolerant. Mild slash.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2003
Stale by Verna-S reviews
Trouble in Paradise? You don't have anything on these two. C/A Slash, Slight Angst.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/26/2003
The True Test of Good by MizzMarvel reviews
Aziraphale has some trouble coming to grips with his angelic nature and his undeniable attraction to Crowley.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/22/2003 - Complete
Living Arrangements by afrai reviews
Everyone is human, even when they aren't.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,081 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/22/2003 - Complete
Genesis 3:25-27 by BethCG reviews
"And the Lord spake unto the Angel that guarded the eastern gate, saying Where is the flaming sword which was given unto thee?"
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/10/2002
Twisted by Alizarine reviews
A Crowley stream-of-consciousness fic, in which he thinks about his angel and tries to convince himself that he's not going crazy... *C/A Slash*
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2002
Fortunate Neighbours by Delirieuse reviews
*Nota Bene: Mild slashiness.* Crowley and Aziraphale eat Chinese food.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/28/2002
Nomenclature reviews
Dersites and Prospitians follow time-honored customs concerning names. With one exception. My take on why and how Spades Slick was once called Jack Noir.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Complete
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