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Author has written 4 stories for Fire Emblem, and Pokémon.

if youre an aspiring pokemon fanfic writer, you should first read Bittersweet Romanticides "Canon Rape." its quite long, so you may not get through the whole thing in one go. but finish it.

in addition, while not every part may be applicable, most of the themes are useful regardless of fandom. so, yeah, you should basically have it bookmarked, and should refer to it before every writing session.

it basically tells you what NOT to do. considering everyones style is unique, what TO do varies from person to person. however, there are plenty of universally agreed-upon no-nos. BSR lays them out in a funny, informative manner. go read it now.


another little how-not-to the magebear came across is "How Not to Write a Novel" by Howard Mittelmark and Sandra Newman. writing tips originally for those looking to get published, but just because there's no quality filter on the internet doesn't mean that this stuff won't be helpful to you (and your readers).

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Ashes of the Past by Saphroneth reviews
Time travel, based on the Anime. So, the world ended. That's bad news. Who best to get to fix it? Well, there is this guy with a track record in world saving... Not entirely serious. T rating may be overdoing it.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 136 - Words: 705,948 - Reviews: 5335 - Favs: 3,035 - Follows: 2,803 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu
Priceless by Sardonic Kender Smile reviews
She knew Lord Hector would demand her eventually. Why else would he have paid her so much money?
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,477 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Farina, Hector - Complete
Pokemon 0 by Afroshock reviews
The Amber Act is a law that makes impoverished or academically failing kids into Pokemon Trainers. This story tracks the adventures and life of one such Trainer who learns he's no different from the Pokemon has has to catch and raise.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 175,120 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Complete
Faux Pas by sunshard reviews
Ostia celebrates the birthday of their soon-to-be marchioness, and Roy commits some rather unforgivable mistakes. post-FE6 with FE7 continuity.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,022 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Lilina, Roy - Complete
Alphabet Soup by CoffeeIncluded reviews
N can remember only bits of the ceremony. Bree can't remember anything from before her sixth birthday. Bree White, Cheren Shiro, and Bianca Noir are in no way prepared for what lies buried. Memory's a funny thing, isn't it? Slight Cheren/Bianca, White/N.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 155,259 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Hilda/Touko, N H./Natural H. G. - Complete
Fourteen Days by Onionbreath002 reviews
The tactician gets absolutely sick of infighting among the army, so she takes the entire group to a secluded mountain retreat. Chaos ensues.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 243,140 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 5/10/2005
Brother by Sardonic Kender Smile reviews
She had never been close to Innes, no matter how much she wished to be. For the first few years of her life, she had assumed that all brothers were like this, that all of them ran from their little sisters...then Tana met Eirika and Ephraim.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Tana, Innes - Complete
Lies, Damned Lies, and Pokémon by Virgo Writer reviews
For years and years people had been thinking them a couple and it was about time they did something about it . . . even if they hadn't exactly meant to. AAML.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi
Five Days of Midnight by Some Enchanted Evening reviews
After saving the world with the help of Lugia, a new evil rises that threatens Kanto and helps Ash realize what's really important. However, in the face of danger, will the realization come too late? AshxMisty, AAML, Pokemon 2000 era. **NOW COMPLETE**
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 122,224 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Amore Eterno by EvelonFox reviews
Eternal love; an absolute. Follow Evelyn, a girl from Fortree, and her best friend, Draco the Charmander, as they both evolve figuratively and literally into something beautiful, but secret while uncovering the dark past of her mother, and a darker future
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,583 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009
Lily's Friend by BabyCharmander reviews
Day after day, Lily gave the same request to her mother, and day after day, her mother gave her the same answer... until one word was changed. One-shot.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Magikarp - Complete
Heather Jones & the Case of the Weeping Charizard by Penelope Copplestone reviews
After an unexpected encounter with an eccentric artist, amateur sleuth Heather Jones decides to investigate a local art gallery. Will Heather and her Vulpix be able to uncover the secret behind the Weeping Charizard in time?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,344 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Complete
Flat On The Floor by sykilik101 reviews
Brendan's not picking up on any of May's hints, so to get him to notice her feelings, she has to do something a little drastic...OneShot Hoennshipping
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Brendan/Yūki, May/Haruka - Complete
A Question I Can't Answer by PikaForce reviews
Kenny needs some girl help...but he sure picked a strange person to take advice from. Twoshot. PenguinShipping. REVIEW!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Dawn/Hikari, Kenny/Kengo - Complete
Banter by LittleGreenBudgie reviews
There was something to be said for spirited conversation, and few could match Rebecca in spirit. WilRebecca
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,547 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Rebecca, Wil - Complete
Canon Rape by Bittersweet Romanticide reviews
In the fandom of Pokemon, some characters are badly portrayed, laws of the realm are clearly denied, and inconsistencies run rampant through poorly written stories. Don't worry, fair readers, I'm here to help. Innuendos and very coarse language.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 87,819 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Pikachupi by Virgo Writer reviews
Ritchie schools Ash on the meaning of a certain word in Pikachu's vocabulary. Oneshot.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Ritchie/Hiroshi - Complete
Wanted: Girl for Kissing by Alyss Ashworth reviews
“What did Gary do this time?” Misty asked aloud in a slightly bored tone. “He beat me!” Ash said. “Again! He always beats me!" “Yeah,” Misty turned back to her magazine. “I noticed. You should do something about that.” AAML Rated T for one swear.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Hand in Hand by sykilik101 reviews
New relationships are always rocky at first. We're nervous, we goof up, and we even hurt one another at times. But we care about each other, and so, hand in hand, we'll make it through. OneShot Pokeshipping Hoennshipping -RATED FOR SUGGESTED SENSUALITY-
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,341 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Accidentally In Love AAMRN by licoricejellybean reviews
AAMRN. Ash returns to Pallet with Brock and Dawn to train for his second shot at the Indigo League. But there’s a big surprise waiting for him…UPDATED. Includes extra scene and a more realistic ending to make way for poss. sequel.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,790 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
A Duel at Dawn by Sparkling Cyanide reviews
FE9:POR Mia, once again, searches the camp for her rival. She won't take "no" for an answer. Character Study
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Mia, Sothe - Complete
No Antidote by FalconPain reviews
Bulbasaur and his trainer had an agreement: they would make it to the Pokémon League, or go down trying. So even when faced with utter tragedy, he decides that he and his trainer will live up to their promise. By any means necessary.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 69,839 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Bulbasaur/Fushigidane - Complete
The Queen of Make Believe by ckret2 reviews
Nurse Joy and Fisherman Don think Mary Sue is a very creative girl. So she's a princess, her father's a Pokémon, and over half of her team is legendary? Sure. Unfortunately, her presence is about to wreak havoc in Lavender Town's Pokémon Center. Oneshot.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,723 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Nurse Joy, Mewtwo - Complete
Wraith of the Lorca: Legend of Lyndis by SoloWing reviews
Not your average Fire Emblem novelization. A wandering tactician stumbles across a Lorcan plainswoman bent on revenge. Two soldiers appear that change their lives forever. The world will soon be turned upside down. Multiple pairings. Book one of three.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 101,391 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
Of Gentlemen and ShortShorts by Maiden of the Moon reviews
“Why is it,” Misty drawled, interrupting Brock’s mental musings with her flat voice and half-lidded eyes, “that you hit on every living female creature except me?” AshxMisty.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Sexual Tension by Alyss Ashworth reviews
After seeing Ash and Misty fight, Max questions Brock on why the two are always arguing. A vague answer leads to questioning, confusion, and AAML. Oneshot.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Denial by pnaixrose reviews
[Yahiko&Tsubame] Living with someone temporarily can really bring about some awkward situations sometimes...
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,935 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Tsubame, Yahiko - Complete
The Impossible Dream by Sardonic Kender Smile reviews
“THIS time?” Now I was sitting bolt-upright again, staring at him in shock. “You mean you’ve dreamed about her BEFORE?” ::Even the most honorable of men can't always control their dreams. In which Kent is quite ashamed and Sain is quite amused.::
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Sain, Kent - Complete
Mute, Too by FalconPain reviews
After losing a battle to the dark Pokémon Darkrai, Mewtwo awakens to find that he no longer has his psychic abilities. No longer able to float, read minds, or even talk to humans or Pokémon, he must rebuild his life. But how much of this can he take?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,180 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Mewtwo, Sabrina/Natsume - Complete
The Angel and the Slayer by Auteur87 reviews
The story of the love between Isaac and Mia, told in a series of conversations between the two and their friends. [Chapter 16: So... what happens now?]
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,982 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Isaac, Mia - Complete
Setting him Straight by vuarapuung reviews
Ash gets caught in an embarassing situation, and Mrs Ketchum fears the worst for her little boy. But can the heroic Brock and May step in to save the day, or will they need a little... help? AAML
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,149 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Love Hina Chronicles Vol 1: Midnight Dream Garden by Rayokarna-Blaise aXcess reviews
What happen would happen if Keitaro and Naru did get it on after Volume 13. This is what would of happened on that fateful night of romance. Volume 1.
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,011 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Keitaro U., Naru N. - Complete
Cavern Of A Million Colors by Eeveebeth Fejvu reviews
A novel. A magical cave doesn't seem like such a bad place to get trapped in, especially with your best friend. However, when a frightening occurence happens to Ash and Misty, will Brock, May, and Max be able to get them out... alive? AAML
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 167,318 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Let Them Bake Cake by Eeveebeth Fejvu reviews
As Ash and Misty try to bake a birthday cake for Delia, their friends provide a distraction, but nothing with the cake is going right! Will this cake rise to be a culinary masterpiece, or will it turn out to be a recipe for disaster?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,977 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2005 - Ash K./Satoshi, Delia K./Hanako - Complete
My Family by Eeveebeth Fejvu reviews
Alright, so it's easy to figure out how Ash, Misty, and Brock relate to each other. But how does another member of the team see her group? Togepi's point of view on the traveling trio, their Pokemon, and even their enemies.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,537 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/4/2004 - Togepi - Complete
Hugs and Kisses by Llyxius reviews
Ash takes kiss and make-up a little too literally. Dedicated to my parents. (And honestly, this is more like a G rating, but I like to play it safe.) AAMR.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/9/2002
Nothing Special by Llyxius reviews
Ash has never been the most articulate person in the world, and is not comfortable at all with the "icky love stuff." So when he has to manage both at the same time, trouble ensues (as usual.) AAML.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,945 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/21/2001 - Published: 11/18/2001
Why? by cultnirvana reviews
When Misty leaves Ash without a word, he spends years in a depression, terrified to know the real reason why she left, wondering what he did wrong. But three years later, when their lives cross paths again, the truth is more momentous than he imagined
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,987 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/21/2001 - Published: 6/17/2001
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Sweet Escape
Isaac Baker is a nerd. He thought high school would be different, but he's still picked on constantly. His only escape is Pokemon, where he can live alongside creatures who will always be his friends. That doesn't make his life in the real world easier. So when the 'beta' for a supposedly new Pokemon game transports him to the Pokemon world, it should be a dream come true, right?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2013
The Field Badge reviews
After finding out what it truly means to be a Pokemon Master, Ash is left with a troubling question; "What should I do now?" His answer may revolutionize what it means to be a pokemon trainer. Co-authored with Bittersweet Romanticide. Indefinite hiatus.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,235 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi
If it made sense reviews
A collection of short "what if" pieces looking at inconsistencies, illogical actions, unanswered questions, and other things that don't make sense in the series.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010
Life is good reviews
A short, fluffy piece about everyone's favorite pair of archers, Wil and Rebecca. A twoshot with an epilogue. The magebear's first completed story. Epilogue needs some re-tooling. Will get around to revamping it at some point.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,454 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/19/2006 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Wil, Rebecca - Complete
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