Squiggles.Candi
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Joined 12-13-05, id: 949605
Author has written 2 stories for Jhonen Vasquez, and Invader Zim.

Pow! Punch! Squiggles.Candi is here!

I'll be constantly spiffy-ing up this page
when I feel like it. Yay!

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Fanfics:
Jhonen Vasquez Comics
Invader ZIM
Harry Potter x_X

LE GASP! I AM GASPING!
-Religious debates, involving Dib as a scientologist!
-Buddhism, completely confusing Zim!
-More Squee?

ZZAAAP! You've been struck by REALIZATION:

I DO NOT CARE!!

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Blick! Self-Doubt!!
My only weakness! (with the exception of death;
I cannot live through that!)
REASSURE ME AND BOOST MY CONFIDENCE
GIMME THOSE REVIEWS !!

I KNOW you read my fanfictions, dear Readers,
because when you add my story to your faves,
I receive an email telling me you did just that! Why not
waste a few precious second of your time and tell me
what you think???

UGH!! My retainer tastes of soap!
maybe I'll post my art links here
Who knows? This is a page for RAMBLING!

This one is actually really bad...

It didn't scan very well, and I had a really bad Sharpie when making it.

Squee! Still not the greatest.

You can still see the pencil lines O.o;;

Okay, this was my very very first JTHM picture:

I didn't fix it up when I scanned it, and it's horrid, but gimme a break.
I was, like, fourteen when I drew it xDD

I have a kick-butt Satan picture with his wife and kid, but it's too large
to scan. Actually, many of my greatest ones are much too large to scan...
Sigh. [ insert pity here

Music music music xDD Apocalyptica, Modest Mouse, This Week In History, Green Day, Marilyn Manson, The Police, KoRn, Slipknot, Sublime, The Beatles, Beethoven, Queen, Musicals/Soundtracks, Black Sabbath, Ashley Mac Isaac, Evanescence, Within Temptation, Dixie Chicks, Nightwish, to name a few... SHALL ADD LATER!!

Blick! Blippity Bloop!
I'll add to this LATERR!
. . . Bored Bored Bored!

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A Shattered Prophecy by Project Dark Overlord reviews
A twist of Fate… an opened window… a cradle robbed… two frantic parents… a lost hope, along with a shattered Prophecy. Moved to 'M' for future violence. Extending take down until July 1, 2012, so I have time respond to everyone and its gives people time to finish reading.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 85,376 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Kitten by Seom reviews
Hermione is turned into a kitten with a potion gone wrong. What happens when Severus Snape finds her and not knowing that she really is a student keeps her as a pet? HGSS LAST CHAPTER POSTED! YES FOLKS! THE END! NOOOO!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,896 - Reviews: 1511 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/28/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Crazy by nohfase reviews
“Everything was custom, no labels or anything.” Joker gets himself a personal tailor.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,766 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008
Breaking Point by QuintossentialGray reviews
Volume 4 AU. The secret has been out, Nathan is the president-elect. A horrendous plane crash changed the lives of Peter, Nathan, Mohinder, and Sylar forever. Warning for some spoilers, violence, language, smut to come.
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,522 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Mohinder S.
Looking for Magic by Hypnobarb reviews
Severus Snape and Hermione Granger deal with traumas past and present and find they have more in common than they realize as they prepare for the ultimate confrontation with Voldemort. SSHG pairing. Not HBP compliant. This is a novel length story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 115 - Words: 787,756 - Reviews: 5885 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 1,356 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Dib in the PITS by JoeMerl reviews
A girl more chipper than Keef, a boy more crazy than Dib, giant robots and naked baby pictures-this alien-fighting club wasn't turning out quite how Dib had expected. Slight one-sided Dib/OC, implied one-sided Gretchen/Dib. COMPLETE.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 64,333 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Zim, Dib, OC - Complete
Kept Pet by Wandz reviews
Updaded Summary. Hermione must struggle as an involuntary dark witch after being taken by Lucius Malfoy. Parings LMHG, NMHG, HGLV. Warning, sexual content. Not compliant with books. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 70,047 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Terror by HanuuEshe reviews
Molly isn't the only one with a nightmare problem. Warning: Some gore.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Mohinder S., Matt P. - Complete
Rainy by SESelestina118 reviews
A one-shot where Gabriel catches the eye of a girl while walking to his shop. Enjoy! R/R!
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Brain Food by lightning8star reviews
One-shot featuring Sylar.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Bedtime Story by Taboo Princess reviews
Angels must not forget the difference between right and wrong. EXTREMELY AU.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
1, 987 Miles by dizzyizzy123 reviews
Sylar's thoughts on the road trip with Maya and her brother. I DO NOT OWN HEROES.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,660 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Unwelcome Epiphany by Cazrolime reviews
There’s only so oblivious one man can be, and Chandra reaches his limit when a murder takes place practically under his nose. But he’s far from happy about it.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Chandra S. - Complete
Countdown To Midnight by Cazrolime reviews
Sylar finally gives in to the desire for infamy and shows off his acquired powers to Chandra, hoping that the geneticist will come round to his way of thinking. It doesn’t go as planned.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Chandra S. - Complete
The Other Side by aquickdisguise reviews
Nothing to do with the Red Hot Chilli song. Stemmed from a Oneshot, It's All Over. Earth's been destroyed, and Dib's the only survior... but then the Tallest start spouting some ridculous theories and some startling discoveries are made. OC alert
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,154 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dib, Zim
Tolerance by MissDomaYuset reviews
When Zim learns the truth of his mission, he only learns more lies. Nothing is what it seems, and there is no one you can trust. ZADF character deaths R&R FINISHED
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 39 - Words: 51,974 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
The Gift by scrapbullet reviews
Sylar wants to send a gift to Mohinder, however, his gift is slightly... unconventional. Contains mature themes.
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Mohinder S., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
The Spirit of Christmas by Daisy Blue reviews
Christmas is a time with so many meanings. Explore seven consecutive Christmases with Lily and James. And maybe along the way discover the spirit of Christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,766 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Child's Play 2: Cackletta's Revenge by Bowser Jr. Nutt reviews
Cackletta and Fawful have broken out of prison only a week after their capture. Now she plans to get revenge on the royal koopa family while they go through their extremely random lives. But is it really worth the trouble she endures? Please R&R! Chap.9!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,632 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Bowser Jr., Cackletta
Sylar's Camp for Gifted Children by paintedkisses64 reviews
Sylar is mistaken for a camp counselor while tracking down a member of the list. Well, of course he plays along. But in the end he might just find the top of his own skull removed... who gave the kids sharp objects?
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,958 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Mohinder S.
Just Walk Away by MissDomaYuset reviews
Humans have seen no evil. They have done no evil. At least not compaired to what I have done. They have not earned their bragging rights. Dib will learn this soon enough before it kills him. [Death...?]
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Know Your Mario Stars by Bowser Jr. Nutt reviews
It's know your stars, Mario style! The evil voice is as...evil...as ever, and has decided to torture, uh, I mean interveiw the Mario characters. Please R&R! Ideas Are Accepted! Chapter 19 up! I'm back, baby!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 7,317 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 2/14/2006
Platonic Life by Sideos reviews
Gaz has never needed anyone, never felt attracted to anyone and never wanted to. But now, she begins to question why, which causes her life to tear at the seams as she comes to terms with who she is, and what it is to be an asexual.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,533 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Gaz
Dib's Restless Dreams by TheFifthEye reviews
Dib goes to Silent Hill in search of proof of the paranormal, but finds himself in a nightmarish battle for his life. Can he survive, or will he be consumed by the darkness? Silent Hill and Invader Zim Crossover. No Silent Hill knowledge needed.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,360 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Dib - Complete
Insomnia by Selkit reviews
Sylar’s brain refuses to let him forget the one that got away. Oneshot, set between “Run!” and “Unexpected.”
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Claire B. - Complete
Confessions of a God by SonnyGoten reviews
CD. The Seven Deadly Sins committed by God are revealed in His confessions and Lucifer is all ears. One by one the Ten Commandments are broken. MichaelxLucifer
Bible - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,158 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 3/2/2007 - [Satan, Michael] - Complete
Games of Evil by Seom reviews
Harry PotterLOTRPOTCStar Wars and many others crossover. Rated PG just in case it might get bad. Voldemort has called an Evil Person Meeting consisting of himself, Barbossa, and Sauron. They decide to play some games, and in other chapters some more evil
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,002 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/27/2007 - Published: 9/18/2003
Gay Pride by Dibsthe1 reviews
Dib comes out as gay and goes to his first ever Gay Pride parade. Believing homosexuality is the fastest way to destroy human civilization, Zim heads for the very same parade. Yes, this IS a joke... APRIL FOOLS!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,148 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Riddle's Little Problem by Batsutousai reviews
An accident has separated Tom Riddle from Lord Voldemort. What will the Dark Lord do now that he's free from Tom's conscious? How much will Tom have to suffer at the hand of his other half? And what can Harry Potter do to help?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,518 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 10/4/2005 - [Tom R. Jr., Voldemort, Harry P.] Hermione G. - Complete
Dreaming With A Broken Heart by Rowan Cross reviews
When Narcissa Black's engagement to Lucius Malfoy is announced, things will never be the same for her and the only one who sees her as a person, Severus Snape. And you may judge her, but do you really know the whole story? An epic romantic tragedy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,686 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/28/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Narcissa M., Severus S.
Nocturna's Story by TheDustOfSnow reviews
Oneshot fic concerning Nocturna's side of the story and why she almost never really appeared the Silverwing series. Really short to be honest.
Silverwing - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Complete
The View From The Other Side by Tickled Purple Monkey reviews
Voldemort lures Hermione to the dark side. She's the youngest Death Eater in history. Voldemort acts as her father, insisting she's the Dark Lady. Can Harry and Ron see it and save her from the dark side? Or will it be Draco? DrH eventually. Pre HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 165,889 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Pen Pal by Allison Elder reviews
I find your lack of enthusiasm in this correspondance childish and amusing in equal portions. You're pouting like a child.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,880 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
A Dangerous Game by moonlights desire reviews
Serena Haesley is in her sixth year at Hogwarts and everything is going fine until she becomes the object if Tom Riddle’s lust. Young and unsupecting, she doesn't realize that his captivation of her might never allow her to be free of him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 99,307 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort - Complete
Risk by duj reviews
HBP Spoilers! Rita shook her QuickQuotes Quill. "Is it true that famed recluse and warhero, Severus Snape, head of fastgrowing Potions company, Snape Enterprises, is here under cover of Polyjuice?" Thanks to HermioneGranger91 for the inspiration.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/24/2006 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Professor's Lab by Dibsthe1 reviews
What does Dib and Gaz's father do down there all the time? AU. Very AU.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Dib, Prof. Membrane - Complete
Paying Tribute To A Hero by theearth reviews
The story takes place after HBP. But Dumbledore is NOT dead. Everything is a scheme. Hermione becomes an unwanted ally for Severus. Both are confused when feelings arise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,735 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Puppy Love by Dibsthe1 reviews
Say, what did happen to the puppy Dib and Gaz used to have? Final chapter up.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,907 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Dib, Gaz - Complete
I am the Enemy by Sideos reviews
Dib pushes Zim over the edge, and so Zim delivers Dibs worst nightmere apone him. He makes Dib his own worst enemy. Is not for people who don't watch the news...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,931 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Complete
Child's Play by Bowser Jr. Nutt reviews
I am pleased to announce that I will be making a sequel! Not right now though, Gotta finish a few other stories first, but don't fret! It will not be long! I should be starting on it this month, you wont wait long, I promise!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,510 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Bowser Jr., Cackletta
Discovering the Hidden Heart by belladonnacordial reviews
Snape and Hermione do battle with Slytherin's teachings, House prejudice, Occlumency, PTSD, a magical parasite and find out what they've been missing. HPB compliant, featuring redeemed!Snape and troubled!Granger. HET eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,187 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/9/2006 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Defects and Traitors by Sideos reviews
An insane Irken escapes from a maximum securaty ward under mysterious circumstances and heads for earth. OC but no Marysue, I made sure of that. Quite dark in some places, especially first chapter and last chapter.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,750 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/4/2006 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Complete
Trapped by Kiera Riordan reviews
Voldemort's daughter is coming to Hogwarts, but is she as really loyal as he thinks? Or has she got her own agenda entirely? PreHBP. HPO.C. RWHG DMGW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,085 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Dominated by shayniie reviews
The war is over and the 'good side' has lost. Voldemort reigns supreme over the world and can do whatever he wants with those who are left... including one Ginny Weasley. However, his domination of the world is not full-proof, as he will soon find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/21/2004 - Published: 10/4/2004 - Ginny W., Voldemort
Scream, Help! by Leftomaniac reviews
A cute little vignette: Chase, catch, and then the punchline. Hopefully it'll make you giggle.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2003
Hail Mary Sue by Maran Zelde reviews
Join me as I make fun of Mary Sues. 'Tis great fun. [Revised]
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,448 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/13/2003 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Dib, Zim, Tak - Complete
Tonight, Every Night by Leftomaniac reviews
A discrepancy in Johnny's behavior makes him question his control. As he struggles against an unknown enemy, he learns something terrifying about the nature of the universe.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2002
Happy Mother's Day! by Leftomaniac reviews
Yes, this was supposed to go up Sunday, but my account was locked. Try to enjoy it anyway, cute, short fluff.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/14/2002
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Dib's Car Ride of DOOM reviews
A drabble concerning Dib, car ride, DOOM, and being ignored.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Dib - Complete
Good Luck Squee! reviews
Our young Todd's first night in the Crazy House. Was a oneshot, but a second chapter has been added due a reviewer who insisted it needed to have a second chapter. I realized that a proper ending was needed, which is now provided.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Squee - Complete