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Joined 12-14-05, id: 949948, Profile Updated: 06-09-14
Author has written 4 stories for Song of the Lioness, Harry Potter, and Mentalist.

I've been reading fanfiction long enough to know what I like and don't like in a story, but I need feedback from everyone out there to tell me what's good and bad in my own stories.

Personally, I'm a bit of a wanderer. I settled down to a full time job after completing school, so there isn't as much time for writing. I do, however, still plan to finish what I have up here. Eventually. Hopefully.

Note on my stories:

I'm working on finishing up all the stories that I've started here, and I don't think any more works-in-progress will go up. Any new stories I post will have at least one fully completed draft, because that's how the cool kids do it. After I churn out the Avengers bit that's rattling around in my brain, I'll start finishing up what I can of the rest.

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The Evil Overlord List by boomvroomshroom reviews
Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,430 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 1/14 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Black Princess Ascendant by Silently Watches reviews
Sequel to "Princess of the Blacks". Last year, Jen had to contend with a deadly Tournament, a revived Dark Lord, a meddlesome Headmaster, and worst of all, reconciliation attempts by her parents. Surely her OWL year can't be anywhere near as complicated. Can it? fem!bisexual!Harry/Luna (it's happening this time, I promise!), powerful!dark!Harry, NOT for children!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 234,950 - Reviews: 2499 - Favs: 2,071 - Follows: 2,639 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 12/18/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Sirius B.
Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Lily is not quite a normal little girl. The Dursleys always say she's a freak just like her freakish parents, her uncle Death seems to be convinced she's the grim reaper, and her ever political and invisible best friend Wizard Lenin just thinks she should take over the world. On top of all that the secret society of wizards think she's Jesus. AU female!Harry among other things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 160,623 - Reviews: 1852 - Favs: 2,682 - Follows: 2,792 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
The Rise of a Dark Lord by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
Dumbledore was sure he had made the right choice. Ten years later Harry shows him just how wrong he was. With little regard for most, Harry makes a name for himself at Hogwarts, and shows everyone that he is far more than just the BWL. In doing that he attracts the attention of the Dark Lord, making Voldemort believe that the Boy-Who-Lived could be far more than an enemy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 239,985 - Reviews: 3962 - Favs: 6,571 - Follows: 7,594 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Hell To Raise by Tozette reviews
He found Aunt Petunia sitting pale and distraught on the spotless kitchen tiles, gibbering as that evening's chicken dinner did a rather acrobatic tap-dancing lap of the room, squawked loudly, and then fled. [Harry raises the dead. It's less useful than you'd think. Eventual slash, canon AU, rating very likely to rise.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,028 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 2/16 - Harry P.
Harry Potter, Gaming Wizard Extraordinair by Dreetje reviews
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When life gives you the powers of a game character, you become the best character you can possibly be. Harry Potter wasn't just a Wizard. No, he was much more than that. With his powers, he'll become the strongest and kick the Dark Tosser's ass while doing so. Watch out world, Harry Potter is a new man and he's not to be messed with.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,700 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,541 - Follows: 2,053 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 1/19 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Hermione G., Neville L.
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter; Harry's going to exploit the system.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 86,630 - Reviews: 3036 - Favs: 6,153 - Follows: 7,137 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Fighting The Green by violentartista reviews
Neville is the Boy Who Lived, Harry Potter is a Slytherin. Both have a destiny to fulfill, but Harry is the one who can't seem to cope.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 132,240 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry Potter: The RPG by britael reviews
After his self-sacrifice Harry is faced with a choice, stay in limbo or play a RPG game about himself. Enough to say that stories about a character that actually chose to stay in limbo would not be a popular one... Video-game fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 87,447 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 1,424 - Follows: 1,861 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Harry P.
Snow Point by Quetzalcoatls reviews
End of 4th year and Voldemort's back,but Harrys not waiting for him to make the first move SnowPoint Academy,hidden in the frozen reaches of the Antarctic ocean,is nothing like Hogwarts, but to win this war that may be exactly what Harry needs,but darker things are stirring in the shadows, and nothing is sure.fusion with Heralds of Valdemar(fut. AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,900 - Reviews: 1457 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 2,717 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Boys 'Round Here by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
With Sirius Black on the loose, Harry and Ron arrive for their 3rd year as rambunctious, loud, obnoxious teenagers. Sounds normal. Why, then, is Albus Dumbledore so worried? Is it going to be just a normal year at Hogwarts? Is it ever when a Potter is involved?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,518 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Severus S., Albus D.
Death's Son by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
He was lying in the mud dying, the world was already dead. Voldemort must be in his grave laughing, he had been right all along and now it was to late to do anything about it. Death didn't quite agree with that and now Death's son was going to make the muggles pay for everything they had done. This story will contain slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,391 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 3,573 - Follows: 4,545 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Black Bunny by Windseeker2305 reviews
Harry's had it with his destined role after the Order does something he can't forgive. Now he's done with both sides of the war and wants to be left alone. But since when have his wishes ever counted for anything? LV/HP Slash & MPREG.More warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 442,588 - Reviews: 4061 - Favs: 5,736 - Follows: 5,896 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P.
The Second Time Around by ZilchNil reviews
What happens when Harry, presented with an opportunity to return to the past, charges ahead in true Potter style? With little to no regard of consequences or plans of any sort? Rating is for language and adult situations. I own nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,952 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 2,061 - Follows: 2,867 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Harry P., N. Tonks
I See The Moon by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,930 - Reviews: 3950 - Favs: 7,657 - Follows: 9,321 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
The Merging by Shaydrall reviews
The Dementor attack on Harry leaves him kissed with his wand broken in an alleyway. Days later he awakens, magic flaring uncontrollably, his soul seemingly still in one piece. But is it? With no understanding of what has happened to him, what else can he do but keep moving forwards, forced by a fate he never wanted, fighting for a life he never got to live. And fight he will.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 399,584 - Reviews: 2275 - Favs: 4,642 - Follows: 5,453 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 3814 - Favs: 7,167 - Follows: 7,259 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
Hit The Ground Running by Tozette reviews
The Horcrux in Harry's head wakes up and begins talking to Harry long before he's ever heard the name Voldemort. Philosopher's Stone AU. Warnings for some instances of child abuse. No pairings. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,846 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 3,207 - Follows: 3,079 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Chance Encounters by Rain Seaker reviews
Harry meets the members of the Avengers at different times throughout his life.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,026 - Reviews: 1141 - Favs: 3,597 - Follows: 1,877 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 2833 - Favs: 6,274 - Follows: 7,746 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,544 - Reviews: 5031 - Favs: 6,267 - Follows: 6,159 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Oh You Didn't Know? Yeah, He's Awesome by RuRuLaLa reviews
Remember Goblet of Fire? What would happen if Harry took the filter off his mouth and actually said what he's thinking? Bad things, probably. But it'll be fun as hell. My go at the Intelligent!Harry, Smart alec!Harry situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,325 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 2,442 - Follows: 2,664 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Harry P.
Changeling by romantiscue reviews
Feeling like he and his friends have drifted apart, Harry makes the choice to start over somewhere new. He should have known that even in another world, trouble would still find him; this time in the form of a strange detective. Deaged!Genius!ESP!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,183 - Reviews: 1930 - Favs: 3,850 - Follows: 4,639 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Harry P., L
To the Waters and the Wild by Paimpont reviews
While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,146 - Reviews: 4873 - Favs: 6,509 - Follows: 8,026 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Awaken Sleeper by Water Mage reviews
For years Harrison Potter has been in a mental institution living dreams of magic, wizards, and dark lords. Eventually the dreamer has to awaken. His reality has to be accepted as fantasy. Although some things stay the same... Dresden Files xover.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 186,282 - Reviews: 1589 - Favs: 2,869 - Follows: 2,869 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Harry P.
Fallen by Confusedknight reviews
Kicked out of Page training, Kel becomes entangled in a bitter struggle for the suffering people of Scanra. Four years later she returns to Tortall, a stranger to those who once knew her, a stranger who has not forgotten the promises she made...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 424,488 - Reviews: 11829 - Favs: 2,297 - Follows: 1,939 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Keladry, Nealan, Raoul, Domitan - Complete
The Art of Hidden Personas by whitedwarf reviews
HP/LV Harry grows up relying on only himself until his adoption, when he is taught the manners and politics of high pureblood circles. Masking his dark intelligence at Hogwarts & intending to escape notice, past secrets and Dark Lords force his hidden hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 196,732 - Reviews: 4797 - Favs: 4,707 - Follows: 5,787 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Out of the Fire and into the Cupboard by HalfASlug reviews
There's a reason that adults don't usually play hide and seek - especially when they are nothing more than overgrown children.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,731 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
C'est La Vie by cywscross reviews
A year after the war ends, Fate takes the opportunity to toss her favourite hero into a different dimension to repay her debt. A new life in exchange for having fulfilled her prophecy. Harry just wants to know why he has no say in the matter. And why Fate thinks that his hero complex won't eventually kick in. Then again, that might be exactly why Fate dumped him there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 107,884 - Reviews: 3988 - Favs: 8,497 - Follows: 8,848 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Harry P.
Resolution by GreenGecko reviews
Sequel to Resonance and Revolution. Harry enters his second year as an Auror Apprentice. Snape's wedding looms, and Harry's odd new powers mature, creating mayhem, perilous temptations, and opportunities to gain real wisdom.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 83 - Words: 787,878 - Reviews: 2991 - Favs: 1,354 - Follows: 1,542 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Trust Is A Relative Thing by Silverfawkes reviews
What if Petunia put the blame where it belonged instead of on Harry? OOC Petunia Dursley Rating for mild language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 219,068 - Reviews: 5344 - Favs: 5,467 - Follows: 6,219 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P.
Apocalypse Week by Eternal Contradiction reviews
Sheldon Cooper is crazy, but also kind of made of awesomeness. Or at least that's how Howard puts it. Penny thinks there's a possibility he's made of sexy, and really, the world must be ending if she has to suppress wayward urges to kiss him.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,536 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The News Article Significance by SRWriting34 reviews
Penny knows what she wants in life. At least, she used to. Howard and Bernadette's wedding sets off a series of events which will change her life forever. Plans change and Penny will have to learn the hard way how to adapt.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 195,634 - Reviews: 1541 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Rebirth by Athey reviews
Two boys grow up together in an orphanage, grow powerful at school, are torn apart by death and brought back together by rebirth. Horcruxes aren't the only way to live forever. Necromancy, reincarnation, TR/HP Slash dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 230,294 - Reviews: 2414 - Favs: 4,485 - Follows: 2,589 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Debts to Destiny by Mountain907 reviews
Sequel to The Cursed Summer- a MUST READ- Starts off after returned home from his summer adventure to find he was a ward to Mr. Weasley. He tries to forge his own path but with an over protective Headmaster, and headstrong betrothed, can he do it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,157 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 3,049 - Follows: 4,153 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Mental by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry thinks that he's already spent quite enough time sharing a mind with someone else, thankyouverymuch. A miscast Legilimency spell says otherwise... WARNINGS: Sexual content, bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 195,545 - Reviews: 3103 - Favs: 4,105 - Follows: 1,828 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the HalfBlood Prince by kyaru-chan reviews
Deception, disorder, distraction and devotion. Don't forget the jam, darlings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,423 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 1,919 - Follows: 2,220 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Harry P.
Medium Rare by jadzialove reviews
Seeing the dead is nothing new to Harry - it's when the dead are actually alive that the problems begin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,189 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Shules by Kili Boston reviews
Some romantic, sorta fluffy, pieces between our favorite resident psychic and junior detective, because, dude, who doesn't see that one coming?
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 69,435 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Shawn S., Juliet oH.
Shiny and Blue by Der Mondstrahl reviews
Harry finds himself in 1957 with new powers. With a job at Hogwarts, he makes friends the with adults from his youth like Albus and Minerva, and deals with old enemies. This story has action, adventure, humor and romance! Slash scenes are well marked.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 214,598 - Reviews: 1643 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Yet Another Universe by Silverfawkes reviews
AU lighthearted funfest with mature overtones,Post DH Harry gets pulled to an AU only to be expected to do it again. Dumbledore bashing is rampant Harry is doing it his way but he's going to have fun doing it! RATING FOR LANG. AND SEX INUENDO
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 65,708 - Reviews: 2018 - Favs: 3,570 - Follows: 1,849 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
World of Weirdcraft by SpaceAnJL reviews
This is Sheldor the Conqueror – a cold, brutal warlord. He's quite a guy. This is Queen Penelope. She's a beautiful barbarian. She's one warrior-goddess who knows how to take care of herself. When they met, it was...Mordor...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,309 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 4768 - Favs: 10,033 - Follows: 11,536 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Harveste Addams and the Sorceror's Stone by kyaru-chan reviews
A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn't it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,370 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 2,466 - Follows: 419 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Unsung Hero by MeghanReviews reviews
COMPLETED Harry Potter enters his 7th year at Hogwarts ignored and friendless because his brother Daniel is the Boy Who Lived. *** Badass Horcruxes. *** Read the author note on profile before you start. Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 211,878 - Reviews: 6996 - Favs: 7,148 - Follows: 4,131 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Paladin Protocol by SpaceAnJL reviews
*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,749 - Reviews: 1530 - Favs: 2,640 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
My Fair Sheldon by immortalbeloved13 reviews
Penny gives Sheldon dancing lessons. *Sequel to "My Fair Penny"*
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,585 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Dragon Tears by JazzyGeorgie reviews
Reposted due to popular demand! What happens after Harry defeats Voldemort? Watch how your beloved characters grow up and blossom before your eyes! Ginny can't fight her feelings for Draco, what happens when she gives in and lets him into her heart?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 200,368 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10235 - Favs: 12,474 - Follows: 5,133 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Path of Decision by lulu42 reviews
Voldemort is in power, but the Wizarding World fights back. Harry Potter, Master of Death, is faced with a choice, move forward or change everything? Sandman Crossover COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 244,659 - Reviews: 1298 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Two Red Roses Across The Moon by SpaceAnJL reviews
The final part of Thanksgiving. Double-size chapter, for all you patient readers. And the impatient one - yes, I'm looking at you, FiveRoses...
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,184 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009
Slightly Scarlet by SpaceAnJL reviews
- This fic sort of ties in with 'Two Red Roses', but, er, well...look, it has Jane in a tuxedo, okay?-
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Scarlet Threads by SpaceAnJL reviews
*New ficlet* Today, my brain is all made up of random. And this is what happens when that is the case...
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 32,698 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4189 - Favs: 7,999 - Follows: 3,661 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Reverse Pygmalion Paradox by Bartimus Crotchety reviews
Penny wakes up after a lost night of drinking with a surprise visitor with her in her bed. What really happened? Only one person knows, and he's got an eye twitch. A Penny/Sheldon fanfic. Nothing graphic is planned, the rating is for my peace of mind.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,792 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Complete
The Proper Banishment of Wrackspurts by Skybright Daye reviews
Luna meets another girl who is a bit . . . off. Crossover with Firefly, written for a fic challenge.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Luna L. - Complete
Drink Red Wine and Be Merry by Erinya reviews
Lisbon hates Christmas. Jane takes her to dinner to try to cheer her up, and wine and conversation lead them to unexpected places--past, present, and maybe even future. Lisbon/Jane.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,384 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Black Heir by FirePhoenix8 reviews
AU.Harry escapes from the Dursleys when he's ten years old and is found by the escaped Sirius Black. His whole life changes as he slowly discovers his destiny. Durmstrang,DarkArts,dueling,powers,heritage,horcruxes,hallows,Tom,Grindelwald.Darkish!Harry.HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 871,879 - Reviews: 5118 - Favs: 4,535 - Follows: 1,880 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Prank Lord Potter by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Harry was dumb enough to swear a magical oath to replace Voldemort as Dark Lord. Thus, Veridans Lucis, Dark Lord of Chaos, is born. WIP Part 2 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Harry P.
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2219 - Favs: 3,784 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5314 - Favs: 9,604 - Follows: 2,882 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2358 - Favs: 2,524 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 381,147 - Reviews: 13571 - Favs: 7,866 - Follows: 6,524 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
In An Alternate Universe by Ms-Figg reviews
HGSS Roles are reversed. Hermione Granger and Severus Snape exchange places in the HP alternative universe, with Hermione as the Snarky Slytherin Potions Mistress and Snape as the young, smitten Age of Consent Gryffindor. Lemons, Humor. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 92,434 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Superlatives by Kudra23 reviews
A photo of Harry and Draco captured by Colin Creevey's camera sets off a series of unexpected events. HarryDraco pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,275 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Altered Destinies by DobbyElfLord reviews
DONE! Harry has defeated Voldemort, but it was a costly victory. Aberforth Dumbledore presents a plan to go back and kill the infant Riddle, but Harry will have to stay there 10 years. Can Harry alter the wizarding world's destiny? WWII and Grindelwald
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 289,078 - Reviews: 3492 - Favs: 5,537 - Follows: 1,969 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Reign of Power by Fayr Warning reviews
PostOotP. The lines between Dark and Light have faded into Grey and Harry must learn to fight for himself...7th year and the war is breaking...Lords, Heirs, Vampires,werewolves, magic and more.No pairings.AU after HBP. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 171,382 - Reviews: 3241 - Favs: 4,247 - Follows: 1,719 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Sand Castles & Fingerpaints by Kudra23 reviews
Postwar, postHogwarts: Harry and Draco meet up at a Ministry celebration, and wackiness ensues. Pairing: HarryDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,595 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4167 - Favs: 5,894 - Follows: 1,586 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Raspberry Jam by vvc reviews
Draco tries not to think of his upcoming transition and the unwanted partner chosen for him by his father. Then he finds he may have a choice after all. Will the faith he puts into his choice be rewarded? HPDM A slow, soft romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,655 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 4,159 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Seventeen Hours by eliana-moran reviews
COMPLETE That was how long she had been working and after only 2 hours of sleep she was called back in. He doesn't know who she is, she recognizes him, and the success of his show rests in her hands. Ginevra's a tech and Draco's a Rock Star. see profile
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,134 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/13/2005 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
The Better Side of Their Arse by lilplum19 reviews
ONE SHOT A little arguement about which arse is better turns into alot of conflicts and denail, as well as a little temptation.My First Fanfic made out of laughs so please R R !
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ghost of a Memory by Phoenix Boy reviews
HPSS. After killing Voldemort, Harry leaves the wizarding world for a few years before joining the university under a different name. Now he returns to teach at Hogwarts. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 106,109 - Reviews: 1888 - Favs: 3,158 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 10/30/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Betrayed by kateydidnt reviews
In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,138 - Reviews: 3734 - Favs: 5,678 - Follows: 1,150 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
The Cat, Bagged by Persephone Kore reviews
Near the beginning of his sixth year, Harry catches Crookshanks swearing in Parseltongue. Investigation leads to a long talk about Sirius, Slytherins, the prophecy, hunting, history, and house elves. Nothing to do with Time's Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Harry P., Salazar S. - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1621 - Favs: 5,186 - Follows: 1,070 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Marriage by Janara reviews
[Complete] At the start of Harry's seventh year Dumbledore has come up with the perfect way of ending the war. There is only one problem, Harry refuses to play the Headmaster's game. Will Harry be able to avoid the trap set by the aged wizard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,058 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 295 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2636 - Favs: 6,253 - Follows: 397 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Not Myself by Terion reviews
COMPLETE. AU fic. Harry Potter is left as an orphan on the streets of London. Yet when he finds himself in the home of a family of wizards, he finds that he's a wizard. And not just any wizard...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 184 - Words: 416,441 - Reviews: 5126 - Favs: 2,776 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 6/1/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Over Time: First Friends by Mynuet reviews
**COMPLETE** At long last, for my loyal readers: Ginny took a deep breath and composed herself. Was she really about to do a striptease in front of her best pal, Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,110 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/1/2003 - Published: 5/25/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
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Hero Worship reviews
Dumbledore visited Harry at the Dursleys to deliver his Hogwarts letter, rather than leave it to fate. What he found distressed him immensely and he made a few suggestions to Harry that will have long lasting implications. Features a flummoxed Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,419 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Blacked Out Calendar Days reviews
Everyone has days on which something bad happened in the past, especially at the CBI. How Jane deals with those days is up to him, though he overhears a gem of advice from Van Pelt to Lisbon. Possible future Jane/Lisbon, but no fluff yet. One-Shot.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,136 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
More to Kel reviews
There may be more to Kel that is apparent to everyone at first glance. She is, after all, also a girl. This started as a one-shot, and it ended up growing it's own chapters. Let me know your opinions. Slight Kel/Neal, but I'm not sure where it's going.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,516 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Tortall
Kel's Birthday Gift reviews
It's Kel's birthday, and our own Protector needs some birthday cheer. The Scanran war has just finished, and Kel is working at New Hope. Yuki has some devious plans for Kel's birthday, but will they succeed? K/D -Don't like it? Don't read it. OneShot
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,292 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Tortall - Complete
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