Author has written 4 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender.
First of all, here's my list:
PEOPLE WHO ROCK!!!!
Sacred Fire Gem
The Fanfic Rebel
Mew Aqua Spirit
Sugar High Water Uma
Temple Of Isis
PEOPLE WHO I HATE AND CAN KISS MY ASS!
Zuko's Flamethrower PWNS j00
Zuko's Flamethrower PWNS j00
and all those other puppets that follow them!!!! If you are one of them, SNAP OUT OF IT!!!! They are just using you!!!
If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile.
My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm sradishing to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I sradish to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return ManLife Sucks, Hydromaniac
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
"Even when you can't see him, GOD is there! If you belive in GOD, put this in your profile!"
Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)
Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile!
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.
If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.
cough cough AVATAR! cough cough
Aang: you know, you really should get that cough checked out...
(I roll my eyes and face-palm)
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with Danny Phantom, copy this into your profile.
If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile. (ive even tripped on air...)
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.
If you believe that the government should make levees, not war, copy this into your profile.
92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Coppy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
If youre wondering, this is from The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM's profile. Just copy the directions..
I am not very creative sometimes, so if I dont have anything posted for a while, I am thinking of it, too busy with soccer, softball,or just being LAZY! wink,wink
As you can probably already tell, I LOVE USING BOLD LETTERS!
I also LOVE a good laugh now and then.
One of my favorite websites is neopets, if you'd like to try it, go onto
AGE: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuh,NEVER ASK A WOMAN HER AGE!
GENDER: Female, DUH!
FAV LINES: ( If you couldn't tell, this is what I do when I'm bored and have no life at the time...)
me and my friends:
"Don't call me sexist, 'cause you know it's true!" -My friend, Dolly.
Reading a door, "P-U-L-L.. Push!"-Me. (see above)
"You know, silence is golden." -My friend Sarah to this girl who talks alot. "And duct tape is silver."-Her friend.
"I'm puh-pshycic." -My bro. "No, youre just puh-dumb." -Me :D
"Hey, Aang, ready for something that'll cheer you up?" -Katara throws an acorn at his head. "That cheered me up."-Sokka started to laugh. Katara throws an acorn at his head. "Yeah, I probably deserved that."
"Maybey we can find you a nice puddle to splash in." -Sokka. They found a huge-ish lake. "Nice puddle."
"What do you call that?"-Gordon from Catscratch pointing to a heap of weapons that tried to kill Holvis."I call it good luck. They missed him, didnt they?"-Mr. Blick. Then the chandelier falls and crushes Holvis.
"That almost looks like him, Blik! I think you did it!"-Gordon from Catscratch"He hops like a bunny too!"-Blik pressed a button. Bunny hurdles inthe air and explodes.
"I think something like that bit me once in my sleep." -Waffle from Catsratch
"There's a message in my cereal, it says; Oooooooo." -Peter from Family Guy. "Peter those are cheerios." -Brian
"Stewie, what do you think candy is made out of?" -Bill Cosby. "Sunshine and farts, what the hell kind of question is that?"-Stewie.
"Come on, Stewie, your mother and I have something for you." -Peter. "Oh let me guess; you picked out another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until- oop!- big shock and a Jack pops out. And you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside." -Stewie
"Hello? Operator, hello? Oh god, that's right you have to punch in the numbers nowadays. I should know this... oh yes. 867-5309, that's it. No, wait that's not it- Damn you Tommy Twotone!!"- Stewie
"Yes, yes, you've got lots to think about, havent you? Public drunkeness, grand theft auto-" -Stewie. "You left out the part where I made you smash your head on the windsheild."-Brian. "Well, I-I don't recall-" (Brian stomps on the brakes, thus causing Stewies head to hit the windsheild.) "Yes, well. I suppose I walked right into that one."
"I guess now we know what kind of dog (Brian) is; a meloncollie! (laughs, but no one else does.) Nothing? Oh, wait, wait, wait. No, I should have said- I should have said; Chu-Wa-Wa. (laughs, still nothing.) I don't have to fucking impress you." -Stewie
"Mommy doesnt usually read things from Chris' pockets." -Lois. "Yeah, watever helps you sleep at night, bitch."-Stewie.
(on tape.) "Hello, MTV, um, I think I would be perfect for The Real World, uh, because I speak my mind and, not everyone likes that. uh... but I'm not afraid to go there. And uh.. I can be sexy! ( starts dancing.) Look at my fanny, look at my fanny, look at my fanny."-Stewie. "Wow, I cant believe they didnt take you." -Brian. "Shut up!" -Stewie (not on tape.)
" 'East of Eden'? So you-you pretty much do whatever Oprah tells you to, huh?" -Brian. "You know, this book's been around for fifty years, it's a classic." -Stewie "But you just got it last week, and there's a giant Oprah sticker on the front." "Oh, is that what that is? Let me just peel that right off." "So, uh, what are you going to read after that one?" "Well, she hasn't told us yet-Damn!"
"Stewie, I know you're a little mad at me right now. But when you see where I'm taking you, you're gonna change your mind." -Peter. "Yeah right, I'm gonna change my mind. We just sat on a plane for three hours, to come to Florida: God's waitning room, for who knows what-" -Stewie (there's a big sign that says DISNEY WORLD, 5 MILES. Stewie starts jumping around) "Aah! Disney World! Disney World! Disney World, Disney World! Oh! Oh! I wanna go to Disney World! Oh! Disney World Disney Wo- Oh! Oh! Oh!" (ends up on Peter's head, stops, and sits back on his seat.) "I'm still mad at you."
"I can't believe they're brainwashing kids like Chris to serve in the military." -Brian. "Ah, yes the bottom ten percent of our high school class is off to fight another battle." -Stewie. "You stole that from 'The Onion'." "What?" "You stole that, I-I read it in 'The Onion' about the war in Iraq." "Well, if that's true, I say they have some sharp cookies down at the-uh, what is it again, 'The Onion'?" "So, if I go up to your room right now, I'm not going to find a copy of 'The Onion'." "No." (Brian pretends to get up, and Stewie quickly scrambles out of his seat and falls.) "Ow, Damnit!!" "That's what I thought."
"Shouldn't be too hard to get ourselves kicked out." -Brian. "Right. We just got to convince them we're not army material. Ready?" -Stewie. "Alright, let's do it." (They start to make out.) "Wow, look at how gay we are. I am so gay with my gayness" -Stewie (two guys walk by.) "Me too. I-I'm a homo." (another guy walks by.) "Any room for one more?" -Gay guy that walked by. "Hell yeah!" -Stewie. (Brian slaps Stewie.)
"Alright, last resort; we get injured and go home with purple hearts. Shoot me in the foot." -Stewie. "What? Shoot yourself in the foot!" -Brian. "No, no they can tell by the angle. Here, you shoot me, and I'll shoot you." "I don't think this is going to work." "Of course it'll work. Ready? One, two, three." (Stewie shoots Brian's foot, but Brian misses.) "Ow, Damnit! Oh my god that hurts!" "I think you missed me." "Alright, I'll try again." No, no. Hang on, it looks like it's painful." "Of course it's painful, there's a bullet in my foot, now get over here!" (Brian chases Stewie while shooting at him.) "No, no, no, no! I changed my mind, I want to live!" "Come on, we had a deal!" "No, no, no, no! Don't point that at me! No, no, no, no, no! This is not safe! No!" (Stewie stops, and pretends he got shot.) "Oh, ow! Ow! Ow! Oh you got me! Ow! Ow! Ow!" "Let me see!" "No, no, it's gross." "Let me see it!" "No, no, I don't want to gross you out. Ow. Oh, we're in so much pain right now, the two of us. Ow." (Brian really shoots him.) "Okay! That was real!"
"Brian, I think it's wonderful you found a young woman willing to stoop to your level. When do I get to meet her?" -Stewie. "No, no, no way!" -Brian. "Oh, I see. I get it; she's hideous." "She is not hideous!" "Oh, well, let me ask you something, does she have an alibi?" "What? Why would she need an alibi?" "So you're saying she does not have an alibi?" "Well, no." "Okay, so we've astabolished that she aint got no alibi! She ugly! She ugly! U-G-L-Y! She aint got no alibi! She ugly!" "Screw off." (Brian walks away.) "M! She's major ugly! O! She's fat and pugly! Oh my god, no, the cow says 'MOO'!"
"Now, why in the world would you be embarassed by dating her?" -Stewie. "Oh my god, Brian, I was watching something on T.V. about this guy named Hitler. Somebody should stop him!" - Jillian, girl Brian's dating. "Are her parents brother and sister?" "Can you please leave now?"-Brian. "Oh, now I get it, she's a moron!"
"Say, Jillian, I love what you've done to the place. What is it, one bedroom, one bath?" -Stewie. "No, it's a whole apartment." -Jillian. "Oh god, outstanding."
"Before you go, I forget. Do you know the capitol of this state is?" -Stewie. "Uh, Rhode Island City?"- Jillian. "(laughing) It's like she's fucking five!"
"Alright, Brian, you can do this. You can dump (Jillian). 'Cause once it's done, never again will you have to listen to her talk like- this? You know, where everything has a question mark at the end of it? With an upward inflection? At the end of every sentence." -Stewie. "Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking? Oh, damnit, now I'm doing it too!" -Brian.
"Why did all the dinosaurs die out?" -Little Peter from Family Guy. "Because you touch yourself at night!" -Museum manager.
"Hey, kid, listen, thanks for not ratting me out. Is there anything I can do to pay you back?"-Brian from Family Guy. "Oh, yes. You remember that episode of The Brady Bunch where Bobby saved Greg's life and Greg became his slave?"- Stewie (with evil eyes). "Yes." -Brian "It's on this afternoon, you can tape it for me. And puta nice label on it."-Stewie
"Now listen to me, we've got five days left, and I will not lose my wager. Now repeat after me; 'Hello, mother. Have you hidden my hatchet?'"-Stewie trying to teach that english girl how to speak properly. "'Ello, mother. 'Ave you 'idden my 'atchet?" -English girl. "Oh, god, no. It's an 'h' sound, you moron, 'h'! Ha ha ha ha!" "Ew. Your breath smells like kitty litter." "I was curious!"
"Yuck. It's like a party in my mouth and everone's throwing up." -Fry from Futurama
"I'm having one of those things... You know, a headache with pictures."-Fry from Futurama (F.Y.I: He means an idea.)
"You're a freakin' genius you idiot!"-Clamps (or something like that.. ya know, the robot that always says "...and then me clamp 'em!?" ) from Futurama
I'll probably add more, once I think of it!
1. Avatar: The Last Airbender (DUH!)
4. Danny Phantom
6. Fairly Oddparents
1. Waffle (Catscratch)
2. The box ghost (Danny Phantom)
3. Cosmo (Farly Oddparents)
4. Bender ( Futurama)
5. STEWIE! (Family Guy) Duh!
6. Brian ( Family Guy)
1.Phantom of the Opera
2.Rent, Rent, Rent, Rent, Rent! ;D
I am new here, SO DONT FLAME ME!