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Joined 12-15-05, id: 950535
Author has written 9 stories for Stargate: Atlantis.

What to say, what to say...

Better reader than writer, still, enjoys it.

A twenty-something student who can't help but drool at the mention of two little words...David Hewlett...or Rodney McKay...or Stargate Atlantis...or dinner is chocolate cake...

Oh, that's four words...apologies!

Nobody reads these things right? Yeah, that's what I thought. Alright then! I have plans to take over the world one dangling participle at a time! Oh, the evil that is the Canadian mind! Bwaaaahaaaaahaaaaaaa! I shall rule in all my glory over all that is...glorious? Glorified? Oooooh, where is that pesky thesaurus when you need it, there must be better words than these unglorified jumbles of letters!

Yeah...sleep would not be a bad idea right now.

On that note, I MISS FIREFLY! Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow!

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Among the Ruins by Merlin71 reviews
The team falls ill and Sheppard and Beckett will do whatever it takes to save them. Whumpage abounds. Carson displaces Rodney on the team this time. Due to circumstances beyond my control. Heee.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,060 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 11/12/2005 - John S., Carson B. - Complete
Disorientation by Kodiak Bear Country reviews
Written for the Sheppard HC challenge 2, sensory loss. An accident off world causes Sheppard to temporarily lose his hearing. Humor fic.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,848 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 7/7/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
That Sinking Feeling by FourSilverArrows reviews
Sheppard gets that sinking feeling in the middle of a Wraith culling. Then things go from bad to worse! Warnings for language and violence. COMPLETE!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,823 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 1/1/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Dead or Alive by Greywolf Lupous reviews
When McKay's abducted right under the team's nose, it's up to Sheppard to save him before it's too late.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,039 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/6/2006 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
When It Snows by nebbyJen reviews
When Beckett, Teyla, and McKay become lost in a snowstorm, they must rely on each other if they are going to survive.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,389 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Carson B., Rodney M. - Complete
The Crazy Normal by Kodiak Bear Country reviews
McKay and Sheppard take the Jumper on a routine survey mission find out just how alien the universe can be. Spoilers for season two![COMPLETE]
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,279 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/19/2005 - Published: 10/20/2005 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
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With a simile and a song reviews
In which inorganic materials, tunes, choreographies, tubes and unrequited love come together to prove that John never sees it coming, Ronon will eventually lose face, Rodney is a tremendous genius and Teyla will always remain her beautiful poised self.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,014 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 1/18/2007 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Paved with good intentions reviews
Pain comes, drenches him with the memory of grief, and he knows that time does not heal all wounds.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,553 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/16/2006 - Published: 12/15/2006 - John S., Rodney M.
Between a rock and a headcase reviews
In which Ancient tech, idiots, treasure chests and a forest that looks nothing like B.C. come together to turn Ronon into a cowboy, make Teyla lighter than air, bring Sheppard down and ruin McKay's day. Life as usual for the team!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,322 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 8/22/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
The deception of appearances reviews
When you're hot, you're hot when you're not, well, there's always a chance you will be. Booty, sticks and a burning need to live disrupt the team's order. McKaySheppard friendship. Complete
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,467 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Tea, milk and cookies reviews
Pink goop, a transporter and tea break on Atlantis lead to one loquacious astrophysicist.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,648 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Always look on the bright side reviews
Deathfic. McKaySheppard friendship. What you got to lose? You come from nothing, you going back to nothing.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Perceptions reviews
Complete! Sequel to Belief. What might one do with a world of mindprobing gelatine? Why, mend a broken team and rid it of fallacy, of course!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,443 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Belief reviews
COMPLETE! Sheppard is not as special as he thought, McKay begs to differ. Fire, women, identity crisis and death can't terminate a true friendship.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,979 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/27/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Light and Shade reviews
McKay is lost, to Atlantis and to himself. His team must pull together to get him back. Completed.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,538 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/25/2005 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete