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Joined 12-15-05, id: 950562
Author has written 3 stories for House, M.D..

My name is Ryan.
I am comfortably fruity.
My boyfriend's name is awesome. On his birth certificate, it's Parkin.
I have an older sister at Harvard.
My mom is a nurse.
My dad is a lawyer.
I want to be an archaeologist.
Damien Rice is better than your paltry musicians.
Kiri Te Kawana is an awesome singer.
I play the piano like a pro.
I can also play the flute, but not as well.
I have broken my left arm six times.
I love to draw, but I'm bad at it.
My dog's name is Francesco. He is a whippet. He's better than your dog.
I have been described as "terminally cheerful". Which I am.
I am a doormat.
Je parle un petite francais, mais je deteste la langue, et aussi mon professor, M. Boyer.
My favorite book is Beowulf.
I am the drummer in a band called Thom Brokenblood.
We're really terrible, but we have fun.
I am allergic to walnuts.
I have a six-pack.
I love writing House fanfiction. House-Wilson forever, BITCH!

Oh, and...

I live outside Chicago in a neat little town called Wilmette.

I am a boy.

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Mm, Chocolate reviews
An evil little oneshot about Wilson's love for candy and how House exploits it Hee.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/24/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Let Go reviews
Wilson has too many secrets. One of them might turn out to be fatal. ChaseCameron, possible HouseWilson, depression, badly researched medical stuff, attempted lack of humor. Enjoy!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 12/19/2005 - J. Wilson
GLORK! reviews
In which the ducklings discover, in various frightening ways, what House really does with Dr. Wilson. Funny. Slashy duh. Read!
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/31/2005 - J. Wilson, G. House