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Author has written 36 stories for Matantei Loki Ragnarok, Harry Potter, Naruto, and Shugo Chara!.

i obviously spend way to much time online. it certainly can't be healthy. i'm a MAJOR romantic and i procrastinate with everything (stories, drawings, homework...). i LOVE reviews, they are my anti-drug, so if you can, REVIEW. i don't get enough... sad... but seriously. does anyone actually read these profiles?

gender (i never say 'sex' because everybody i know starts cracking up if i do. yeah, my friends aren't exactly the pinnacle of maturity.): female.

age: what are you going to want to know next? my weight? sniff. how rude.

also known as: i have a lot of names, most of them completely random and made up by me...

other usernames: i have one on deviantart, Kixel-chan, although there's nothing there ( and i have a new one, which is also completely devoid of work), and one on fictionpress, AniPapyrus

favorites/hobbies: reading, writing, drawing, food, sleeping, music

favorite colors: blue, silver, red, purple, black, white, and all the shades in between!

favorite type of book: i'm not really picky. fantasy, romance, adventure, historical (usually during some major war. i don't like the fighting aspect as much as i like the human aspect), sarcastic (i know that's not really a type of book, but who doesn't love sarcasm? really?)

favorite pairings: deisaku, extremely well-written sasusaku, itasaku, gaasaku (sakura goes w/ just about everyone for me), shikaino, nejiten, naruhina, mayuloki, DMHG, kazunekarin, JackOC (i'm just not able to see him w/ any of the actual characters, but i want to see him with somebody). i don't mind well-written yaoi.

i think that the best stories are ones that keep you hooked, even when it's over, and inspire thoughts and feelings, before, during, and after, and that the best fanfictions are ones that add fuel to the fire, keeping it going or bringing to life a previous obssesion that you might have forgotten. if any of that made sense...

Flames are okay.

Favorites are sweet.

But do you know what I think,

Can't be beat?

Praises are cool.

Alerts are swell.

But for a review, next time,

I'll rhyme.

Now, doesn't that make you want to review? Yes? Thank goodness, because if that hadn't worked, i would've had to resort to juggling chainsaws. Or something...

(and yes, i did write that. see what lack of reviews does to me?)

Fanfic Updates

Death Do Us Part (Harry Potter) - on hold until further notice

DracoxHermione

Though I didn't think it was possible, while on the verge of discontinuing it, I decided that (why not?) I would keep going as long as I could. I still have no idea where it's going, so I can only write and hope for the best. Expect a chapter as soon as possible (hopefully!) On the other hand, I'ma lazy bum, so by soon, I mean, "Eh. Maybe eventually...?"

Coffee Art (Naruto) - ongoing

DeidaraxSakura

I really love the idea behind this, so, hopefully, this one will go on for a bit. On the other hand, I've never had the attention-span or the creativity to go on with a chapter story for very long. Fingers crossed, and review please!

Red, White, and Black (Naruto) - on hold unto further notice

DeidaraxSakura

This is sort of a crack-fic, seeing as I don't even understand how I got the idea in the first place, or understand the idea period. Once again, fingers crossed, and reviews keep me going! Of course, my main focus right now is Coffee Art, so if you're waiting on either of them, CA is a better bet.

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Papers by Tsuki Koorime reviews
old fic "Piece of Hearts" Mayura found out a way to ask her questions about Loki... FIN
Matantei Loki Ragnarok - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,306 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Mayura, Loki - Complete
That Chain by freya kurenai reviews
From the PH Kink Meme.// It is not often that Xerxes Break is stunned, and when he is, he is stunned spectacularly.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Xerxes B., Gilbert/Raven - Complete
Swallow the Elephant by sinemoras09 reviews
In which our hero works through the five stages of grief, but not really. CRACK. Sasuke, Ghost!Itachi, badfic extraordinaire. Spoilers up to 402. Vague spoilers for 477.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Crucio: Stories by WaningMoon reviews
The final part of the Crucio series. Bellatrix, as told by her nephew. R&R, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bellatrix L., Draco M. - Complete
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6676 - Favs: 3,717 - Follows: 2,492 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Pets by Gemini Artemis reviews
In a burst of insight, Mayura and Narugami decide that Yamino is lonely and needs a pet. Unfortunately for Yamino, Loki agrees with them.
Matantei Loki Ragnarok - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Yamino, Loki - Complete
Good Deed by XiahouDun84 reviews
The Joker decides to do a good deed.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2009 - The Joker - Complete
Blood Ties by Supaslim reviews
Dan fails to show up for work. Rorschach investigates further.
Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
Meetings by ejunkie reviews
“Don’t you dare think this changes anything;- you are after one of the most important people to me in this whole entire god damn world-” “-Who tried to kill you." “-and you can’t just expect me to- that is not the issue here!" Deisaku. Meetings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Flowers by Dark Rabbit reviews
HarleyxJoker: Roses are a romantic present for Valentine's Day, but maybe Harley should have just given them to the hyenas, instead of to Mister J.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
His by Kim Starfish reviews
Based on Brian Azarello's Joker. A bit of perspective on Harley and the Joker.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2009 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Hers by SilverStarShine94 reviews
I'll break you," he hissed. "Can't break what's already broken." AU DeiSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,352 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Lip Gloss by Golden meliades reviews
Ren's pride has been smarting ever since his encounter with Sho at Karuizawa. Isn't there anything he can do to wipe that smug look off Fuwa's face? One-shot.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Ren, Kyoko M. - Complete
Mortuary Mixup by Sayaka-sama reviews
All in all, Ino was bound for a stiff and miserable occasion until he nearly destroyed the wall of the funeral home. Hidan Ino crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
Trick or Treat! by jaderaid reviews
Itachi likes sweets, yet little Sasuke doesn't. How does an Uchiha spend Halloween when the one who wants to trick-or-treat is a Chuunin-prodigy, and his little brother is completely indifferent? -:pre-series brotherly love oneshot:-
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Chords by charredfeathers reviews
“Exactly how many basic chords are there?” “Twenty six.” “The whole freaking alphabet?” “Yes.” ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Stuck by G w E n Z i L L a reviews
It was too big! Why didn't Ikuto listen to her?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Ikuto T., Amu H. - Complete
Fathers of the Year by opalish reviews
Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Peace, Love and Unicorns by Ninjagrrl reviews
As we all know, Akatsuki are misunderstood little angels who never really meant to hurt anyone. A crack fic where they see the light and end up twice as frightening anyway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,379 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Mercy by UntappedChaos reviews
Burial was all he asked for. Life is what she gave him
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
A Different Story by rythmteck reviews
The same old story all over again. Boy meets girl. Boy kidnaps girl. Girl vows revenge. Love complications the situation from both ends.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 159,785 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 1,723 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Grandeur by Cella N reviews
When she started to heal the burned body in the forest, she’d thought he was Sasuke. Her mistake spun her world upside down. SAKURA. DEIDARA. When the world you know is not enough, where do you go to?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,339 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
And now for something completely different by katiekitten reviews
For the sake of what little sanity she had left, she swore that this was it. The little buggers could get their candy elsewhere. [A Deisaku of sorts] Oneshot. x3
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
TheCherryOnTop by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,924 - Reviews: 1782 - Favs: 1,955 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Trick or Treat? by Bishieluver01 reviews
[Oneshot] During Halloween night, Sakura gets a little trick. Or is it a treat? DeiSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Charity and Red Wine by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Narcissa knows exactly what death tastes like. [Narcissa kills five people. One shot. Dark.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Narcissa M. - Complete
It's not a Problem, It's a Condition by Hidimaru reviews
Deidara visits his therapist for a reaccuring 'Problem'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
A Spoonful of Sugar by mindtomouth reviews
Uh oh! Karin's home sick with a nasty cough and, to top it off, an incident that morning has already got her and Kazune at each other's throats. Poor Karin, what can a sickly girl take to make it all better? Again, more KxK fluff. Please read and review!
Kamichama Karin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Complete
Blitz by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Deidara leaned closer, his lips feathered lightly over the top curve of her ear. “One of us is going to fall, yeah.” [DeiSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
A Temporary Madness by Aelibia reviews
In a place where neither of them belong, they both find room to belong to one another. Deidara and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,830 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Heavens Child by theHappyness reviews
too bad life ain't no joke. Maxlo semi AU :discontinued
Matantei Loki Ragnarok - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,122 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007
Plato's Law by SerenNoir reviews
Love is a sickness...and sometimes the only cure is a warm beating heart next to yours. Rated T
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,603 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
I command you! by witchfingers reviews
Loki blinked. Gritting his teeth, Odin muttered under his breath, “Would you please return to Asgard?”
Matantei Loki Ragnarok - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Complete
tango by Mr. Despair reviews
Drabble. Oneshot. Mild Sasusaku. “I spill blood with great ease, surely this fate is horrible. Should you not cower?” “I have tangoed with affairs far more intimidating, far more hurtful.”
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Chu by Yohaku reviews
Loki finds a devious way to liven up a boring day. LokiMayura if you want to take it that way. oneshot.
Matantei Loki Ragnarok - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
Sunshine by Masako Moonshade reviews
He woulndn't hear that she had cried.
Matantei Loki Ragnarok - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Complete
Pen Pal by Allison Elder reviews
I find your lack of enthusiasm in this correspondance childish and amusing in equal portions. You're pouting like a child.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,880 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Making Things Better by Spicy Diamond reviews
[One Shot, LokiMayura] When crisis strikes, Mayura introduces Loki to a tried and true method of making things better.
Matantei Loki Ragnarok - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Complete
I'll be by your side again soon by LokiGirl reviews
Mayura died, but she said she'd come back.
Matantei Loki Ragnarok - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Complete
For You by Galadriel Caskett reviews
[MaLoki] A stormy night, and two lonely hearts. LokiMayura as ALWAYS, of course. Contains spoilers for all the way up to the end of the manga series. Possibly twochaptered.
Matantei Loki Ragnarok - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/12/2006
Mayura's Christmas Wishes by foxmagic reviews
She wished, as girls often do, that this Christmas might be something to remember. LokiMayura [Late Holiday fic]
Matantei Loki Ragnarok - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,753 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Complete
She Will Be Loved by Tsuki Koorime reviews
Songfic Oneshot - Mayura asks Loki to her graduation ball. And then everything starts... R&R
Matantei Loki Ragnarok - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Complete
Blood of an Enemy by Foamy the Squirrel reviews
Hermione kills Voldemort at the end of Sixth year. Over the summer she is turned into a Vampyre. When she returns to school, friendless and alone, she finds out how cruel life really is. -COMPLETED-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 140,844 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/12/2004 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Mjollnir Is Kidnapped! by Yashahime reviews
Thor hates flashbacks. Loki loves them.
Matantei Loki Ragnarok - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2003 - Complete
Last To Know by Meia reviews
In which Loki and Heimdall are in high school, and being dragged, kicking and screaming, into romance. No, really. Manga-based, semi-AU.
Matantei Loki Ragnarok - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,267 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/30/2003
Glomping 101 by Shimegami-chan reviews
[One-shot] A step-by-step introduction to glomping and glomping tactics found commonly in anime. Don't know what a Glomp is? Read on!
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/3/2001 - Complete
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Sensei reviews
When did she grow up so much? A simple tease turns into something deeper. "Nothing is impossible when you're young and flexible..." oneshot kakasaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Painting reviews
The scene would be almost relaxing, if Naruto could bring it upon himself to shut his mouth for more than five seconds. As it was, Naruto was Naruto and Sai can't help but make things worse. oneshot no pairing
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Shades of Gray reviews
The world isn't black and white, Sakura. Just because you have a pretty forehead protecter, you're the hero? Give me a break. oneshot deisaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Goodbye, I Love You reviews
She always said it to him. What he didn't realize, until it was too late, was the unspoken word. "Forever." hints of deisaku, hints of sasusaku oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Objects in the Mirror reviews
She reached to change the channel. "Don't." Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. oneshot voldemortxhermione slight AU songfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Voldemort, Hermione G. - Complete
Caged reviews
For several nights now she had had the same dream. "Eventually, all those frustrations and worries and fears will build up until..." voldemortxherione oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Voldemort, Hermione G. - Complete
I Will Not Bow reviews
He bared his teeth viciously. They glinted dangerously. As if they would love to be ripping the flesh from his bones. kakuzuXhidan oneshot inspired by Breaking Benjamin's song, I Will Not Bow
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Clumsy reviews
It was funny how, no matter how flimsy his excuses were, people always took them. Because it didn't really matter one way or the other to them. He was just clumsy. oneshot a little bitter adopted a plot bunny from the Naruto Plot Bunny Orphanage
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
Encounter in the Woods reviews
They meet in the woods, and Sakura finds out just how evil the Akatsuki can be. HUMOR oneshot deisaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Burn reviews
Art was dangerous. He would know better than anyone. And he never made mistakes. oneshot deisaku character death
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Coffee Art reviews
Meet: Sakura Setting: Akatsuki Cafe Enter: crazy, hot, single men, meddling friend, and long-time crush Result? "No matter how pretty you make it, it's still coffee. Bitter, dark, coffee." "But who can live without coffee?" deisaku rated for safety AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,739 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H.
Red, White, and Black reviews
think the principal controls the school? think again. what really happens between the first chairs of the senior band. when the curtain goes up, it's time to face the music. sort of a crack-fic, deisaku, AU rated for safety
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H.
Monster Within reviews
Are you afraid of me...?" drabble voldemortxhermione rated for safety
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Voldemort, Hermione G. - Complete
Those Pesky Bugs reviews
Sakura and Deidara, alone in the forest... short oneshot, no real plot, an itty bitty bit of deisaku if you tilt your head a squint real hard
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Valentine's Day Treat reviews
Ikuto's always teasing Amu, and one day, she decides to tease back. Oh, what fun. Amuto, rated for suggestive themes and safety epilogue up! mainly amuto, slight tadamu.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Ikuto T., Amu H. - Complete
Bringing Sasuke Back reviews
Once again, Team Kakashi is going to attempt to bring Sasuke back! But they're going about it a little differently this time... crackfic rated for innuendos and safety no pairing oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Sai, Sasuke U. - Complete
Good Morning, Sunshine reviews
Deidara wakes in the morning and... "Sakura!" "What?" "You said his name!" "So?" panic ensues! deisaku oneshot fluff rated to be safe and for slight innuendos
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Birds and Bees reviews
Birds peck. Bees sting. And the talk just plain hurts. Adopted a plot bunny from the Naruto Plot Bunny Orphanage! Oneshot no pairing Rated to be safe. Epilogue added!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
A Dreary Tuesday Night reviews
To a lesser ninja, she could have been just sitting there. But Deidara was not part of the Akatsuki because his observation skills left much to be desired. Oneshot Deisaku Rated to be safe
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Charity and Mistletoe reviews
It's two days before Christmas Eve, and poor Sakura has no one to spend the Holiday's with. Lucky for her, karma is on her side. What comes around, goes around, and charity has never looked so good... Oneshot Deisaku fluff
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Akatsuki Week, Sunday reviews
Sunday: Soup Sakura, the Akatsuki newbie, decides to treat the gang to a homemade dinner! Oh the possibilites. No pairing Last one!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
For Her reviews
And, in a world torn by war, she was at peace. deisaku really short
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Akatsuki Week, Saturday reviews
Saturday: Storm "It's not gonna kill you, you know." "Screw you." hidasaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Akatsuki Week, Thursday reviews
Thursday: Rain and Sushi deisaku fluff
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Akatsuki Week, Friday reviews
Friday: The Closet no pairing, slight innuendo rated for safety
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Zetsu, Sakura H. - Complete
Lost and Found reviews
fluff "Found...? Is it like stealing?" chibi-sakura
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Akatsuki Week, Wednesday reviews
Wednesday: Shopping "Would you like to guess what I'm wearing right now?" Rated for some innuendo itasaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Please Don't Stop the Music reviews
Mayura walks into the club only to find her favorite spot occupied by a handsome stranger. Mayuloki Oneshot
Matantei Loki Ragnarok - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Akatsuki Week, Tuesday reviews
Tuesday: Hair Rated for language Oneshot No pairing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Akatsuki Week, Monday reviews
Monday: PMS First one in a series of oneshots! Sakura wakes up one morning to find her stomach cramping and her breakfast cereal gone. What will happen? T for safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Rain reviews
And the rain fell... deisaku, character death, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Unfaithful reviews
Inspired by Unfaithful, by Rihanna. sasusaku...? oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Death Do Us Part reviews
Hermione is working as a waitress because of Draco ruining her scientific career years ago. Now, they meet again and must work together to convince Draco's mother that they are in love. What will happen? T for language. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,946 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Mechanics of Love reviews
Hel and Heimdall are out for a little shopping spree, Hel doing the shopping, of course, when they enter a strange Love Shop There, Heimdall realized how little he truly knows about romance. Heimdall&Hel. oneshot. R&R please
Matantei Loki Ragnarok - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Complete
In the Rain reviews
It was all her fault. How could she have been so dumb? There was only one thing left to do... Mayuloki.
Matantei Loki Ragnarok - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
One Night reviews
One night in Loki's office... Mayuloki fluff! Oneshot
Matantei Loki Ragnarok - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Complete