Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Rebecca, and Veronica Mars.
Why do you want to know about me? Are you very bored? Because I think you are if you're here. But since you took the effort, I'm going to reward you for it.
Name: Lady LolaBert, although I did once post under the name SassyQ. Unfortunately, that account was SHUT DOWN for reasons unknown.
Age: 18. I feel like an old maid amongst you youngsters here. Heh.
Location: Australia. Good place.
Interests: Writing, reading, being creative.
Appearance: Strikingly beautiful. Yup, that's me.
Music: OK Go, Interpol, The Fratellis, Rufus Wainwright.
Television: Anything well written. Veronica Mars, Alias, Buffy, House, Arrested Development, The Chaser's War on Everything, Deadwood.
Movies: Anything really. Except for ridiculously long boring ones about a girl who has to find a boy, make said boy declare his love for her, usually in the midst of some crazy hijinks, girl leaves boy, boy finds girl and kisses said girl on some bridge/airport/cornfield while it is raining.
'Original' Characters -
Ethel Moonshine is a ditzy blonde who suffers from chronic amnesia. She's blonde, green eyed, beautiful and needs to be protected, saved and loved a lot.
Alexi Winters in a sassy, fiery 16 year old who underneath her 'tough girl' exterior is quite vulnerable and fragile. She has straight dark hair with red highlights and enchanting purple eyes.
Their Animal Friends -
Wesley, the cross-dressing, shovel-wielding, talking monkey helps Ethel in her journey to find love and treasure. With a penchant for sassy comebacks that would not be out of place in any program that Tyra Banks appears in, Wesley is resourceful and very protective.
Larry is Alexi's pet shaven rat. His background remains mysterious as he only pops out when the Author needs him to resolve a plot point.
"Mary Sue of the Caribbean" formerly known as "If Mary Sue Had a Pet Monkey" - COMPLETED -
Now I'm going to sleep.
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