Lady LolaBert
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Joined 12-15-05, id: 950824, Profile Updated: 01-12-08
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Rebecca, and Veronica Mars.


Why do you want to know about me? Are you very bored? Because I think you are if you're here. But since you took the effort, I'm going to reward you for it.

Name: Lady LolaBert, although I did once post under the name SassyQ. Unfortunately, that account was SHUT DOWN for reasons unknown.

Age: 18. I feel like an old maid amongst you youngsters here. Heh.

Location: Australia. Good place.

Interests: Writing, reading, being creative.

Appearance: Strikingly beautiful. Yup, that's me.

Favourite -

Music: OK Go, Interpol, The Fratellis, Rufus Wainwright.

Television: Anything well written. Veronica Mars, Alias, Buffy, House, Arrested Development, The Chaser's War on Everything, Deadwood.

Movies: Anything really. Except for ridiculously long boring ones about a girl who has to find a boy, make said boy declare his love for her, usually in the midst of some crazy hijinks, girl leaves boy, boy finds girl and kisses said girl on some bridge/airport/cornfield while it is raining.

'Original' Characters -

Ethel Moonshine is a ditzy blonde who suffers from chronic amnesia. She's blonde, green eyed, beautiful and needs to be protected, saved and loved a lot.

Alexi Winters in a sassy, fiery 16 year old who underneath her 'tough girl' exterior is quite vulnerable and fragile. She has straight dark hair with red highlights and enchanting purple eyes.

Their Animal Friends -

Wesley, the cross-dressing, shovel-wielding, talking monkey helps Ethel in her journey to find love and treasure. With a penchant for sassy comebacks that would not be out of place in any program that Tyra Banks appears in, Wesley is resourceful and very protective.

Larry is Alexi's pet shaven rat. His background remains mysterious as he only pops out when the Author needs him to resolve a plot point.

Stories -

"Mary Sue of the Caribbean" formerly known as "If Mary Sue Had a Pet Monkey" - COMPLETED -
"Mary Sue at Hogwarts" formerly known as "If Mary Sue Had a Pet Shaven Rat" - COMPLETED -
"Imprisonment" - A oneshot that I wrote for an English assignment that I decided to post here because, I am indeed, a review whore - COMPLETED -
"Difference" - A super fluffy Hermione/Draco detailing their first love (for each other, duh!). - COMPLETED -
"An Unwelcome Encounter" - An experimental fic crossing over the characters of Veronica Mars and James Bond. Still in progress. No, really it is, I totally haven't finished. And yes, I will let you know when I have! But I wouldn't hold my breath
"Just Another Case" - Another Veronica Mars experiment that will involve NO ROMANCE! So please leave if you're expecting some Logan/Veronica - COMPLETED -

Now I'm going to sleep.

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Difference reviews
A fluffy DracoHermione romance set in an AU where the events of books 5 and 6 did not occur. Draco and Hermione must work together on a school project where ultimately sparks fly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 37,383 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Just Another Case reviews
I spent my formative years watching people while they lied to and cheated on and betrayed each other, so the trust doesn't come naturally ... Ever wondered why that was?
Veronica Mars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,072 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Veronica - Complete
Mary Sue at Hogwarts reviews
FINISHED! Formerly posted as If Mary Sue Had a Pet Shaven Rat. Looking to poke fun at Mary Sues? Look no further! Join Alexi Winters, beautiful, athletic, funny, and did I mention beautiful? American witch who has come to Hogwarts to fight evil, discover
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,488 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Harry P., OC - Complete
An Unwelcome Encounter reviews
James BondVM crossover. An extremely AU ficpiece wherein Veronica is adopted and meets her real father for the first time, thereby setting off a series of events that'll irrevocably change the life of our heroine.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,625 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Veronica
Mary Sue of the Caribbean reviews
FINISHED! Formerly posted as 'If Mary Sue had a Pet Monkey.' Want to see Jack falling wildly and uncharacteristically in love with an OC? Look no further as you join young, nubile Ethel Moonshine, a beautiful, mysterious adventurer with shiny hair who w
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 22,185 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/25/2006 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Complete
Imprisonment reviews
ONE SHOT from the POV of Maxim as he muses on his relationship with Mrs de Winter, all the while comparing her to Rebecca.
Rebecca - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete