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Me: Am I ever going to write AND complete a story on this site?
Voice: Probably not. After all, you're too busy gaming, playing with puppies and working.
Me: So why do I feel guilty about this?
Voice: Because you're a sap. And you are way too much of a geek to just let this site go.
Me: I hate you.
Voice: I only speak the truth.
Me: That's why I hate you T.T
Voice: So what's up with all the slash-fic obsession?
Me: It's not just slash-fics!
Voice: Oh right, Lucius/Hermione/Snape. Still, why?
Me: It's so hot, and most of it involves forbidden love (bad guy x good guy). I don't know why, but the attraction is so addicting!
Voice: No, you're just a perv. The slow, careful development and the stress of being found out make the sex better, and you know it.
Me: SHUT UP!
Voice: So, between DeviantArt and Fanfic, you have your fill of Black Ice and Thrax/Ozzy. What couple is next to be stalked?
Me: None at the moment, they're my two favorite couples right now.
Voice: Oncest? Draco/Harry?
Me: Oh yea, I forgot about those... *goes through fanfiction*
Voice: *Sighs* Perv.