Author has written 53 stories for Dukes of Hazzard, National Treasure, Night at the Museum, Starsky and Hutch, Misc. Tv Shows, Twilight, Supernatural, and Torchwood.
The video Phantom Creedy Lover made for my story Past Remembered. Enjoy:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0C320XJTysc&feature=channel_page
I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV,GwenFan22, Harryismyheroicsavior, Hermione'sBFF454, Lilly Rae, daisyduke80,
Link to picture mentioned in Past Remembered:
Favorite Subjects: History and writing.
Favorite Teachers: Mrs. Campamore(English), Mrs. Rubemeyer (History), Mrs. Hodges(Reading), Mr. Wolf (English), Mrs. Klette (Science), Mrs. Burns (Math), Mrs. Hobson-Plattner (History), Mr. Yeagle (Gym), Mrs. Wallrauch (Music), Mrs. Allstater (Music), Mrs. Pliman (Science), Mrs. Spahr (Art), Ms. Connley (life skills), Mrs. Yeager (English)
Favorite colors: Pink, Blue, Orange, Purple, black, green, and Red.
Favorite TV shows: Dukes of Hazzard, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Charmed, Supernatural, Angel, Smallville, Starsky and Hutch, Amazing Race,
Favorite Music: Country, Pop, Rock, anything expect rap.
Favorite singers/groups: too many to list.
Favorite songs: too many to list.
Favorite Movies: National Treasure 1 & 2, Night at the Museum, Shanghi Noon, Shanghi Knights, Starsky and Hutch, Star Wars, Both Dukes of Hazzard Reunion, the new Dukes movie from 2005, Grease 1&2, Broken Bridges, Underworld, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, too many to list.
Favorite characthers from Movies and TV shows:
Dukes of Hazzard: Bo Duke
Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Willow and Giles
Charmed: Chris and Pheobe
Night at the Museum: Jedadiah
Starsky and Hutch (the movie): Hutch
Starsky and Hutch (the tv show): Unknown
Smallville: Chloe and Johnathon
National Treasure: Riley
Dukes of Hazzard: My Son, Bo Hogg
Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Once More with Feeling
Charmed: Once Upon a Time and Chris Crossed
Angel: Anyone with Doyle
Keep Holding On-Avril Laving (sp?)
You'll be in my Heart-Phil Collins
I'll Stand by You-The Pretenders
I'll be at your side-Unknown
Because You Loved Me-Celine Dion (i know its a love song, but it could be a friendship song)
Find out who your friends are-Tracy Lawerence
You Save Me-Kenny Chesney (same thing with this one)
True Friend-Hannah Montana (I know some people don't like her, but i like this song and her dad.)
I learned from you-Billy Ray Cyrus and Miley (more of a father daughter song, but could be a friendship song)
My Hero-Foo Fighters
Nothing Else Matters-Metallica
Wake me up inside-Evanense (sp?)
When you say nothing at all- Keith Whitly (same thing with this one.)
You get me- Michelle Branch
You set me free-Michelle Branch
Whenever You Remember-Carrie Underwood
Some Hearts-Carrie Underwood (same thing with this one)
You got a friend in me-Unknown
Protecting Me-Aly and AJ
You Found Me-Kelly Clarkson
Hear Me-Kelly Clarkson
Cordelia: Lemme break this down for you, Fred. (Being Buffy) Oh, Angel. I know that I am a Slayer, and you are a Vampire, and it is impossible for us to be together, but --
Wesley: (Being Angel) But my gypsy curse, and our hot little loins, sometimes prevent us from seeing the truth. Oh Buffy --
Cordelia: Yes, Angel?
Wesley: I love you so much I almost forgot to brood.
Cordelia: And just because I sent you to hell that one time doesn't mean we can't be friends.
Wesley: Or possibly more?
Cordelia: Gasp! No! We mustn't! You'll lose your soul!
Wesley: To hell with my soul! Again! Kiss me!
Cordelia: Bite me!
Angel: How 'bout you both bite me?
Man: This is a private club. Featured word: Private.
Angel: You don't talk to me, I'll kick your ass. Featured word: Ass.
Vampire: Something big is coming, and when it gets here, we're gonna be in prime position for—
Angel: An ass whoopin'?
Wesley: I'm not quite finished. I think it's only fair that everybody have a turn. The cross obviously doesn't affect me or our friend, the pugilist.
Gunn: Oh, your ass better pray I don't look that word up.
Fred: You know what they say about payback? Well, I'm the bitch.
Doyle (to Cordelia): You're stepping on my moment of manliness here.
Angel: Well, what's that old saw, picture your audience in their underwear.
Kate (giving Angel the once-over): Way ahead of you.
Angel: So, you and I duke it out, huh. This your big strategy for getting the ring back?
Spike: I had a plan.
Angel: You? A plan?
Spike: A good plan. Smart. Carefully laid out. But I got bored. All that watching, waiting. My legs started to cramp. I hate to quip. Just tell me where the damn ring is.
Angel: It wouldn't go with your outfit.
-Giles (re Buffy): "She is the strangest girl..."
Buffy: "Uh, so, did anybody... uh... last night, you know, did anybody, um... burst into song?"
Xander: "Merciful Zeus!"
(Everyone talks at once)
Willow: "We thought it was just us."
Giles: "Well, I sang but I had my guitar at the hotel..."
Tara: "It was bizarre. We were talking and then it was like-"
Buffy: "Like you were in a musical!"
Giles: "That would explain the huge backing orchestra I couldn't see and the synchronized dancing from the room service chaps."
Xander: "Respect the cruller. Tame the donut!"
"God gave you a talent. How you use that talent is how you repay him." - Denver Pyle
"Thomas Edison tried and failed nearly 2,000 ways to make the incondesent light bulb. When asked he said, I didn't fail I found out 2,000 ways how not to make a light bulb. But he only needed to find one way to make it work." - Nichlos Cage
Riley Poole: So let's recap: We've broken into Buckingham Palace, and the Oval Office, stolen a page from the President's super-secret book, and actually kidnapped the President of the United States. What are we gonna do next, short-sheet the Pope's bed?
Ben Gates: Well, you never know.
Riley Poole: Who wants to go down the creepy tunnel inside the tomb first?
Abigail Chase: What let you to assume there's this invisible map?
Ben Gates: We found an engraving on the stem of a 200-year-old pipe.
Riley Poole: Owned by the Free Masons.
Abigail Chase: May I see the pipe?
Riley Poole: We don't have it.
Abigail Chase: Did Bigfoot take it?
Powell How do a bunch of people with hand tools build all this?
Ben Gates: The same way the built the pyramids, and the Great Wall of China.
Riley Poole: Yeah... the aliens helped them.
Ben Gates: You all right?
Abigail Chase: No, those - those lunatics...
Ben Gates: You're not hurt, are you?
Abigail Chase: You're all lunatics!
Ben Gates: You hungry?
Abigail Chase: What?
Ben Gates: Are you all right?
Riley Poole: Still a little on-edge from being shot at but I'll be fine, thanks for asking.
Abigail Chase: Yeah, well I'm not all right! Those men have the Declaration of Independence!
Riley Poole: She lost it?
Ben Gates: They don't have it.
He pulls the Declaration out to show her
Ben Gates: See? Okay? Now could you please stop shouting?
Abigail ChaseShe reaches for it but he pulls it away Give me that!
Ben Gates: You're still shouting, and it's really starting to annoy. You would do well, Dr. Chase, to be a little more civilized in this instance.
Abigail Chase: If that's the real one, what did they get?
Ben Gates: A souvenir. I thought it'd be a good idea to have a duplicate, turns out I was right. I actually had to pay for the souvenir and the real one, so you owe me 35, plus tax.
Riley Poole: Genius.
Abigail Chase: Who were those men?
Ben Gates: Just the guys we warned you were going to try to steal the Declaration.
Riley Poole: And you didn't believe us!
Ben Gates: We did the only thing we could do to keep it safe.
Abigail Chase: Verdammt! Give me that!
Ben Gates: You know something? You're shouting again.
Riley Poole: Pretty sure she was swearing too.
Ben Gates: Well, we probably deserved that.
Ian Howe: You all right, Ben? No broken bones? A jump like that could kill a man.
Ben Gates: No, it was cool. You should try it some time.
Abigail Chase: What do you see?
Ben Gates: 2:22.
Abigail Chase: What time is it now?
Clothing Store Clerk: Almost 3.
Abigail Chasesighs We missed it.
Riley Poole: No, we didn't. We didn't miss it because... you don't know this? I know something about history that you don't know.
Ben Gates: I'd be very excited to learn about it, Riley.
Riley Poole: Hold on one second, let me just take in this moment. This is cool. Is this how you feel all the time? Well, except now.
Abigail Chase: Riley!
Riley Poole: All right! What I know is that daylight savings wasn't established until World War I. If it's 3 p.m. now that means that in 1776 it would be 2 p.m.
Ben Gates: Riley, you're a genius.
Riley Poole: It's a big blue-ish green man... with a strange-looking goatee... I'm guessing that's significant.
hugs the statue
Riley Poole: When are we gonna get there? I'm hungry. This car smells weird.
Abigail Chase: Are you crying, Riley?
Riley Poole: Look... Stairs
Riley Poolespeaking through headset How do you look?
Ben Gateslooking in mirror Not bad.
Riley Poole: Mazel tov!
Ben Gates: If there's something wrong, those who have the ability to take action have the responsibility to take action.
Riley Poolelistening to Abigail over Ben's wire connection Is that that hot girl? How does she look?
Ben Gates: The preservation room. Enjoy. Go ahead. Do you know what the preservation room is for?
Riley Poole: Delicious jams and jellies?
Benjamin Franklin Gates: I'm so sorry I dropped you - I had to save the Declaration!
Abigail Chase: No, don't be. I would have done exactly the same to you.
Benjamin Franklin Gates: Really?
Abigail Chase: Yeah.
Riley Poole: I would've dropped you both! Freaks.
Riley Poole: Okay, Ben, pay attention. I've brought you to the Library of Congress. Why? Because it's the biggest library in the world. Over 20 million books. And they're all saying the same exact thing: Listen to Riley.
Ben Gates: A toast? Yeah. To high treason. That's what these men were committing when they signed the Declaration. Had we lost the war, they would have been hanged, beheaded, drawn and quartered, and-Oh! Oh, my personal favorite-and had their entrails cut out and burned!
Ben Gates: So... Here's to the men who did what was considered wrong, in order to do what they knew was right...
Ben Gates: what they knew was right.
Riley Poole: For the record, Ben, I like the house.
Ben Gates: You know, I chose this estate because in 1812 Charles Carroll met...
Riley Poole: Yeah, someone that did something in history and had fun. Great. Wonderful.
puts on a pair of sunglasses and starts the car
Riley Poole: Could have had a bigger house.
Riley Poole: Albuquerque. See I can do it too. Snorkel.
Shaw: That's where the map is. Like he said, "Fifty-five in iron pen." "Iron pen" is a prison.
Ben Gates: Or it could be, since the primary writing medium of the time was iron gall ink, the "pen" is... just a pen. But then why not say a pen? Why... why said "iron pen"?
Shaw: 'Cause it's a prison.
Ben Gates: Of all the ideas that became the United States, there's a line here that's at the heart of all the others. "But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and provide new Guards for their future security."
Riley Poole: I have to settle with 1. One stinkin' percent. Half of one percent, actually.
he jumps into a Ferrari 360 Spider
Ben Gates: I'm sorry for your suffering, Riley.
Riley Poole: seeing several police pulling up to the buidling Oh look. My tax dollars at work, coming to arrest me.
Ben Gates: I'm gonna kidnap him. I'm gonna kidnap the President of the United States.
Riley Poole: Wouldn't it just have been easier to make an appointment?
Riley Poole: looking at the helicopter over head Is that for us?
spotlight trains on them
Riley Poole: Oh, hello!
Ben Gates: underground in the Hall of Records in Mt. Rushmore Riley, what do you see?
Riley Poole: balancing on the giant over turned engraved slab, looking down at an open grave Death and despair! Mostly death. Uh, I mean a little despair, the last few seconds. But then a hard, sudden death.
Buckingham Palace Security Guard: The fire alarm is going off!
Riley Poole: Uh-oh! God save the Queen!
Ben Gates: This doesn't make any sense.
Riley Poole: beat As if these clues ever do.
Emily Appleton: as Ben is reaching into a rock This could be a horrible trap.
Emily Appleton: Tell him it could be a horrible trap.
Patrick Gates: It could be a horrible trap.
Ben Gates: Ben begins screaming in pain, everyone else recoils Sorry couldn't resist.
Riley Poole: We have thirty seconds to disable the alarm.
Ben Gates: Go.
Ben and Riley break into a house and Riley disables the alarm
Ben Gates: You did that in twenty-five seconds.
Riley Poole: That's why I tell people to get a dog.
Riley Poole: It's a little, golden man.
Ben Gates: in the service elevator, Ben is holding a bouquet of flowers You're wearing the perfume I got you.
Abigail Chase: So?
Ben Gates: So I think it smells kind of pretty.
Abigail Chase: It's the flowers, Ben.
Ben Gates: batting his eyelashes No it's not.
Riley Poole: while trying to convince them of a conspiracy theory Ben, if it were you trying to convince me, you'd have less evidence and I'd already believe you by now.
Ben Gates: about to break into Buckingham Palace, unbeknownst to Abigail I appreciate you trying to help, but it's kind of a bad time right now.
Abigail Chase: A bad time?
Ben Gates: It's a bad time.
Abigail Chase: I just flew all the way to England to help you, and...
Ben Gates: You're the one making a scene here.
Abigail Chase: I'm not making a scene!
Riley Poole: over the mike Wait, Ben, we want to make a scene...
Ben Gates: screams at the top of his lungs Well, fine! If that's how you want it, let's have it out right now!
Riley Poole: Ah, so subtle.
Riley Poole: while disarming the security systems Now I know I'll probably regret asking this, but what happened with you and Abigail?
Ben Gates: I don't know, you know? I don't know. She started using the word "so" alot.
Riley Poole: So?
Ben Gates: continues Yeah, like "so, I guess my opinion doesn't matter", "so, you seem to always know what's best", "SO, I guess I'm invisible" and now I've moved out, and we're dividing the furniture.
Riley Poole: finishes the deactivation Women. Can't live with 'em, especially if they change the alarm codes.
Riley Poole: over hearing Ben and Abigail's argument You guys are so great together.
Riley: Don't go by me. I broke a shoelace this morning. It's a bad omen.
Jedediah: I don't want to be manhandled!
Larry:No! I will manhandle you Jedadiah! Whats your problem? Why can't you all just get along?
Jedediah: We're men, we fight okay? Thats what we do!
Octavius: Its kinda how we pass the time.
Jedediah:No problemo, Gigantor.
Larry:Um, my names Larry, first of all okay, Jed? See I call you Jed, I don't call you tiny.
Jedediah: What's that supposed to mean?
Larry:Hey teeny, how does that sound?
Jedediah: I... I don't like it. It hurts my feelings.
Larry:Okay, well Gigantor makes me sound like a freak.
Octavius: I don't. I just call you Larry.
Larry: Don't be a kiss-ass.
Jedediah: Look the giant's scared. There's a bigger giant running around.
Jedediah: Fire up the iron horse, boys.
Larry: Hey, blondie!
Jedediah: Names Jedadiah.
Larry: Jedadiah, stop the train, please!
Jedediah: No can do, crackerjack.
Larry: Whats going on here?
Jedediah: Somebodys got to pay.
Larry: Pay for what?
Jedediah: I don't know, just pay! Now stop whining and take it like a man!
Larry: Seriously, stop the train!
Jedediah: Alright, stop the train.
Larry: Thank you.
Jedediah: NOW FULL SPEED AHEAD AND RAM HIM! SPLIT HIS HEAD LIKE A WATERMELON!
LarryTrain hits Larry Ooh! Ow...
Jedediah: Oh, for crying out loud!
Jed and Octavius are popping Cecil's tires, and they are about to be blown away
Octavius: Go! Save yourself!
Jedediahholding on to Octavius I ain't quittin' you!
Jedediah: I'm just living the Dream, Baby!
Jedediah: Discussing why he needs to blow up his display MANIFEST DESTINY!
Jedadiah: I'm gonna shoot you in your dang eye. In your dadgum eye.
gun clicks empty
Larry: Yeah. Keep shootin'. Nothing's gonna happen.
Jedadiah: Now you know my shame. Jedadiah's impotent rage. His guns don't fire. Take me away.
Jedadiah: Drops weapon on Octaviouses foot
Octavius: Hey, that hurt!
Jedadiah: Oh, it did not.
Octavius: while hopping on one foot Yes it did!
Jedadiah: No it didn't!
Octavius: Hits Jedediahs behind with his sword
Jedadiah: That was MUCH harder!
Jedadiah: Say hello to your little friend.
Ideas for National Treasure stories:
-- Ben and Riley have a big fight and it puts their friendship at stake. Plus Abigail has a secret that she feels like she can't tell why they are fighting. what is the secret?
-- After a tragic accident, Ben slips into a coma. Now Riley must help Abigail stay strong through this. But, will he crumble himself without his best friend there to pick up the pieces?
Night at the Museum stories:
-- The three old night guards are back to cause trouble for Larry. They start messing with the exhibits and a certain Roman General gets up set when the mess with his best friend.
-- There's a new girl in the wild west and Jedadiah is attracted to her. Will she the same way? And will Jedadiah find out her deepest secret?
A Good Friend Or A Best Friend?
A good friend: Will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend: Helps you up when you fall. A best friend: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
A good friend: Helps you find your prince. A best friend: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
A good friend: Will offer you a soda. A best friend: Will dump theirs on you.
A good friend: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
A good friend: Will help you move. A best friend: Will help you move the bodies.
A good friend: Will bail you out of jail. A best friend: Would be in the jail cell sitting next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend: Has never seen you cry. A best friend: Won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.
A good friend: Asks you to write down your number. A best friend: Has you on speed dial.
A good friend: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
A good friend: Knows a few things about you. A best friend: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend: Tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend: Just sits down and cries.
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
to the top
of the tree.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (Well, I live in the south-west so not exactly the south)
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I wear LONG SLEEVES, so I MUST be EMO and cut myself.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian. (Sadly, no)
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
I'm in LOVE, so I MUST be having sex.
i'm not a perfect girl
my hair doesn't always stay in place and
i spill things, a lot. I'm pretty clumsy, and
sometimes i have a broken heart.
my friends and i sometimes fight and
maybe somedays, nothing goes right
but when i think about it, and take a step back
I remember how amazing life truly is
and that maybe, just maybe, i like being unperfect
don't tell my the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon
theres a point in your LIFE when you realize who MATTERS who never did, and who always WILL
obstacles are put in your way to see if what you want is really worth fighting for
sometimes people run away just to see if anyone cares enought to follow
take a chance, because you never know how absolutely perfect something could turn out to be
the truth is, everyone going to hurt you, you just have to decide whose worth the pain
pay no mind to those who talk behind your back, it simply means that you are two steps ahead
ALL TEENAGE GIRLS:
so we fall for STUPID BOYS, we make lots of DUMB MISTAKES we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh REALLY LOUD, but us teenage girls, we're really good at one thing. STAYING STRONG
LIVE LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
if you looked inside a girl...
you would see how much she really cried,
you would find so many secrets, and lots of lies
but what you'll see the most, is how hard it is to stay strong
when nothings right, and everythings wrong
IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE
i guess things happen for a reason, tears eventually fade
and one day, everything will be exactly how it's supposed to be
moving on is a process, and you have to promise
yourself that you're ready to let go
DON'T YOU LOVE
how every girls profile
is about that one guy
he never know that every
word is about him.
life is too short.
grudges are a waste of perfect happiness
laugh when you can
apologize when you should
andlet go of what you can't change
love deeply, and forgive quickly
take chances... give everything
and have NO regrets
life is too short to be unhappy
you have to take the good with the bad
smile when you're sad
love what you got
and always remeber what you had
always forgive, but NEVER forget
learn from your mistakes
but never regret
people change, and things go wrong
but always remember
LIFE GOES ON!