Dreamstallion33
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Joined 12-17-05, id: 952018, Profile Updated: 12-27-15
Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

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Hi, I’m Dream! That’s what I prefer to go by on here anyway, if you’re good maybe I’ll tell you my stripper name (Hehe! :-P). I’m sort of witty and sarcastic which basically means I find my own jokes hilarious. My alter-ego is a socialite and likes to buy pretty dresses which is a problem for me because then I have a hard time finding places to wear them all to...Ooo shiny...I also have a short attention span and will frequently jump from one idea to the next. I like to over analyze everything. I have a list of words I like to pronounce with a British accent. I’m a hopeless romantic. I aspire to be a Disney Princess. I have a dark side...I blame the cookies! If I were a toy I would probably be Barbie’s cute but completely uncool sister, Skipper except with brown hair. I’m a Libra which is the scales and despite its connotations of balance, I tend to be rather klutzy. I thoroughly enjoy making people laugh and I completely support the notion that laughter is a smile having an orgasm. Crying is sometimes as good as laughing. in the capital of the world but I also have my own universe. I identify most with the Disney Princess Belle, we have very similar interests, “Far off places, daring swordfights, magic spells, a prince...” I often annoy my friends by singing badly but that never stops me from singing anyway. I use proper spelling in text messages. I can have an entire conversation through movie quotes. I tend to make references to to the things I love that few people understand. I love horses, butterflies, the beach, the color pink, midnight book releases, midnight movie premieres, being inspired and reviews!

I honestly would not have continued writing if it weren’t for reviews! I really appreciate reviews and those who take the time to do so. I also love hearing from readers, so if you have anything to say don’t hesitate to PM me!


"Sometimes, when we lose ourselves in fear and despair, in routine and constancy, in hopelessness and tragedy, we can thank God for Bavarian sugar cookies. And fortunately, when there aren't any cookies, we can still find reassurance in a familiar hand on our skin, or a kind and loving gesture, or subtle encouragement, or a loving embrace, or an offer of comfort. Not to mention hospital gurneys and nose plugs, an uneaten Danish, soft-spoken secrets, and Fender Stratocasters, and maybe the occasional piece of fiction. And we must remember that all these things, the nuances, the anomalies, the subtleties, which we assume only accessorize our days, are effective for a much larger and nobler cause. They are here to save our lives."

-Stranger Than Fiction-


NOMINATIONS

Full Moon Awards

Goodbye Bella, Goodbye Moon - Best Oneshot

Let's Talk About Sex - Best Humor and Best Line In A Story


I'm so honored to be nominated! Thank you all for the continued support!


AWARDS

Let's Talk About Sex - Funniest Quote in A Fanfic - WINNER!! The Twilight Fanfiction Awards(fanfiction page)

I Saw Emmett Naked - Best Drabble - WINNER!! The Golden Chocolate Awards


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Ashes by Angel Ren reviews
Victoria used to be human before. What events shaped her life? How did she die initially? How and why did she meet James? The full story, from the very beginning to her second death: one couple's unlikely love story is another person's untimely tragedy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,447 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Carlisle, James, Laurent, Victoria
Blue by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
1930. "I don't want to fight." He whispered. "Too much of a pacifist?" He looked up into my eyes. "Too in love with you." Torn apart by their faith, Alice is sent to a Nazi camp and Jasper is forced to guard her. Can their love survive the odds? AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Alice, Jasper
A Jar of Dead Cockroaches by Clovergirl22 reviews
OotP AU Fic."What if"Snape didn't "miss" when he threw that jar at Harry's head after the pensieve incident?What if harry temporarily loses his memory and Snape was appointed to care for him? Snape mentors/guardians Harry.NoSlashMildChildAbuse/LPSSmention
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 70,496 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Severus S., Harry P.
Carlisle Gets Sued by KCcrazy reviews
Every doctor makes a mistake sometime in their life-even the best ones, like Carlisle, who's been doing his job for centuries. What happens when he gets sued? Written for DreamStallion33's Forum Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Your Call by SteneMichele reviews
Nobody ever finds out what Bella said to Rosalie when she called for her help at Isle Esme. If SM did continue that part, however, I imagine it would go something like this...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Missing Scenes of Perfection by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
This is going to be a series of one-shots of more elaborate sex scenes for each of the ones missing in BD, starting with the wedding night and continuing in order. Review please! BD SPOILERS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,596 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Aubrieta deltoidea by two hours' traffic reviews
Esme experiences something that she never thought she would know: the love of a child.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Esme, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Kiss the Girl by JacobsSortOfBeautiful reviews
this is a disney parody to the little mermaid's kiss the gir in draco malfoy's POV
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Esme's Etiquette by Saiyachick reviews
Esme lectures the Cullen kids on their bad manners. Even vampires aren't perfect. Winner of Twilight Fanfiction Awards for best parody/oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Size Matters by Drunken Boxer reviews
AU, OOC, no spoilers, but hopefully hilarious. Join Harry, Ron, Malfoy and Snape on an...interesting journey of enlightenment as they discuss the all important question: does size matter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
After All This Time, Always by Sindie reviews
Deathly Hallows spoilers! Harry and Hermione retrieve a certain someone's body from the Shrieking Shack, thinking about the after effects of the loss of war and the sacrifices made by one man in particular.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Final Chapter by tlcplusp reviews
Tis a bit late in coming, but this is my take on the last chapter. Posted for HiddenPortrait's old last chapter challenge. Harry and Voldeklinks bashing galore! Complete. Review if you read it, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Complete
Autumn Leaves by xx.just.a.contradiction.xx reviews
It might have been an unusual rustle of dying leaves, but one could swear the faintest of words slipped from his slightly puckeredwithage mouth. ‘I’m sorry…’ [Harrycentric. contains major DH spoilers]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Torrid Affair by Saphron reviews
Alanna's getting steamy with her royal lover extraordinaire, but between her talking cat, thief in love, the mysterious Shang Hawk, Delia the court flirt, and Gary and Raoul, it's a wonder their relationship can survive! Warning: explicit sexual content
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,628 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Tortall
Paparazzi by rock-the-casbah18 reviews
Getting caught is never fun. Especially when you get caught by the paparazzi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Balance by lurv2boogie reviews
500 word ONESHOT: James muses over his turbulent relationship with Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/16/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
25 Ways To Annoy Lord Voldemort by made.unmade reviews
Well, since 25 Things Harry Potter Isn't Allowed To Do got a lot of nice feedback, I did another like it! Basically, if you want to annoy Mouldyshorts, then just follow this list. But be sure to run in the opposite direction of Voldie afterwards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
25 Things Harry Potter Isn't Allowed To Do by made.unmade reviews
A short list on what Harry Potter, The Boy Who Just Won't Sodding Die, is not allowed to do. Some are suggestive, a few are parody, others are just plain stupid, and all of them are humorous.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2681 - Favs: 6,484 - Follows: 442 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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Vampire Daddy reviews
Edward's angst when Bella discovers she's pregnant, follows through Renesmee's birth, Edward's acceptance. R&R "I had to stop this...If it was kids she wanted she could have them. As many as she wanted. Just not this child. The worst one. Mine."
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,665 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Hippie Headmaster’s Pajama Party The Musical reviews
A parody on the fifth Harry Potter movie. Author not responsible for randomly feeling the need to sing or the urge to see Equus. Erratic bursts of laughter may also ensue please consult OotP to accurately complain to WB! ENJOY! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,596 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Hot Boy Who Jumps From Trees reviews
A spoof on the fourth Harry Potter movie. Author’s Warning: May cause severe head nodding in agreement, and erratic bursts of laughter. Author not responsible for: tears of laughter, an urge to throw the GoF DVD at someone, ect. ENJOY! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,205 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Complete
I Saw Emmett Naked reviews
In her short life thus far Renesmee had thought she'd seen it all! Turns out that was all just the beginning...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,614 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
War! What Is It Good For? reviews
“Emmett, I guarantee you my sex life is far more fulfilling than yours,” Jasper said smugly. “And that my brother, is exactly why I have declared war!" The unofficial sequel to "Let's Talk About Sex" Alice's PoV. mild-sexual references. ONESHOT! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Alice - Complete
Goodbye Bella, Goodbye Moon reviews
What was the right way to say goodbye? When was the right time? Was it right to be leaving at all? How wrong I had been about ever thinking it was acceptable to be with Bella… Edwards PoV New Moon, ONESHOT! R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,872 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Let's Talk About Sex reviews
Takes place during Edward's bachelor party. Fluff and mild-sexual references. Edward's PoV. ONESHOT! R&R “Really Edward, some people think eternal damnation and marriage are synonymous.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Edward - Complete
Nothing’s gonna harm you…Not while I’m around reviews
The events of Severus' summer after his fifth year. ONESHOT! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Severus S., Eileen P. - Complete
The Dark Mark on Hermione Granger's Forearm reviews
Hermione's experience being Bellatrix. ONESHOT! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
And the Green Eyes Found the Black reviews
Severus Snape made a mistake. His life was driven by pain and remorse, after all this time, always. All he wanted was a chance to fix it if he could. This is his chance...Sort of. Lily/Snape afterlife. R&R! ONESHOT! Formally titled Your Eyes
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
And all was well reviews
When the Deathly Hallows epilogue isn't enough! Short ramblings. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Mrs Lord Voldemort reviews
There a few truly significant moments in Bellatrix Lestrange's life. This is one of them. R&R! ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
As You Should Be Remembered reviews
Cedric Diggory, was generally a very happy person. He was cruelly murdered. Cho never got to say goodbye. R&R! ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Cho C., Cedric D. - Complete
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