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Author has written 22 stories for Kirby, Homestar Runner, Young Wizards, Zoombinis, Legend of Zelda, Xiaolin Showdown, Futurama, Avatar: Last Airbender, Pokémon, Mario, Lost, Despicable Me, and Digimon.
2/7/2016: ...Okay guys, I'm super sorry I haven't updated Majerkass in forever. I did finally start working on the next chapter, so give it another week or so.
About the Author
Despite the fact that my screen name is "that one little guy", I'm actually a girl. "That one little guy" is a reference to Homestar Runner. More specifically, it's a reference to the Strong Bad email "army", in which Strong Bad was asked whether or not Strong Badia has an official army. His response was such:
"Strong Badia needs no army! Me and that one big guy and that one little guy... we're a one-man army... A three-man one-y... Three-to-one marny?"
Also, one of the Firebert action figure's special features is that he is "That One Little Guy!"
Note: I feel at this point I should add that elsewhere on the Interwebz, I am generally known as Slarg The Gnome. Which... isn't a very feminine name either. I would probably change it to the same thing here but this account's been around for many years and I think I'd confuse some people.
I currently live in Bloomington, Minnesota, though this is subject to change at any moment. I spent four years attending college in Appleton, Wisconsin and three years attending grad school in Claremont, California, and I have every intention to go back eventually and get my Ph.D. My ultimate goal is to become a professor of Clinical Psychology (and to get my black belt in taekwondo and/or karate).
Some other interesting stuff about me:
I have perfect pitch.
I have three kidneys.
I am double-jointed in my elbows, or shoulders, I'm not really sure. I can do this thing with my arms that I can't really describe, but it totally grosses everybody out.
Also, the Pokémon that best represents me is the majestic Quagsire.
Okay, that's all. Have a nice day. :D