Poll: Who's your favorite partner from Paper Mario: The Temple of the Sun? Vote Now!
Author has written 20 stories for Kirby, Homestar Runner, Young Wizards, Zoombinis, Legend of Zelda, Xiaolin Showdown, Futurama, Avatar: Last Airbender, Pokémon, Mario, Lost, Despicable Me, and Digimon.
1/6/14: So I should update this thing lel. I'm home for a few more weeks so I should be able to squeeze out a few updates in the meanwhile... though I don't like it when the future is so unclear.
Uh... maybe I should actually put something on here in case anyone reads it... Hi!
I'm not revealing my name or my age (the stalkers, they're everywhere) but I will tell you that, despite the fact that my screen name is "that one little guy", I'm actually a girl. "That one little guy" is a reference to Homestar Runner. More specifically, it's a reference to the Strong Bad email "army", in which Strong Bad was asked whether or not Strong Badia has an official army. His response was such:
"Strong Badia needs no army! Me and that one big guy and that one little guy... we're a one-man army... A three-man one-y... Three-to-one marny?"
Also, one of the Firebert action figure's special features is that he is "That One Little Guy!"
Note: I feel at this point I should add that elsewhere on the Interwebz, I am generally known as Slarg The Gnome. Which... isn't a very feminine name either. I would probably change it to the same thing here but this account's been around for many years and I think I'd confuse some people.
In case you wanted to know some other random stuff about me, I live in Bloomington, Minnesota, or "B-Town" as we natives call it. It's the home of the Mall of America (it is NOT in Minneapolis!) and pretty much nothing else of interest. Stuff I like includes reading, writing, (competitive) swimming, and pianoing. In fact, I've been playing the piano since first grade. You might say I have a thing for the piano. I've even written a few songs. Maybe you'll get to hear them someday when I'm rich and famous.
I just thought of some other interesting stuff about me:
I have perfect pitch.
I have three kidneys.
I am double-jointed in my elbows, or shoulders, I'm not really sure. I can do this thing with my arms that I can't really describe, but it totally grosses everybody out.
Also, the Pokémon that best represents me is the majestic Quagsire. :D
I have expanded my favorite pairings list! Because I know you guys are all totally interested in what I ship, right? :3
Kirby/Ribbon: Literally star-crossed lovers! XD This is one of the most adorable pairings ever. Kirby 64 was the cornerstone of my childhood; I could never ship Kirby with anybody else.
Waddle Dee/Adeleine: Sidekick love FTW. These two are the quirky comic relief and they need more fans. I've always had a thing for the less obvious pairings.
Dedede/Ripple Star Queen: I'm ashamed of how long it took me to think of this one. They're both royalty!
Meta Knight/Halberd: Har har. But seriously, this is the closest thing to a romantic relationship MK's ever gonna get.
Aang/Katara: To quote a recent movie, IT'S SO FLUFFY I'M GONNA DIE.
Sokka/Toph: These two are Chuck Norris's parents. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
Zuko/Mai: Honestly, I'm just glad to see Zuko happy. And if it's with a snarky knife-throwing ninja chick, so much the better.
Hakoda/Ursa: I blame fanfiction.
The above being said, Aang/Zuko bromance is the best relationship in any work of fiction ever. *squee* Also I support pretty much anything and everything from Legend of Korra. There are too many hot people to keep track of.
Paper Mario (Hoo boy, we're gonna be here a while)
Kooper/Bombette: Seems to be the most prolific partner/partner ship, and I like it! It's cute.
Parakarry/Bow: OMG YESSSSSSSSSSSS. Current OTP. Flustered, clumsy guy cool, sexy girl = EPIC WINSAUCE. They're so adorably opposites-attractish. They defy social status. They're my two favorite partners. Ghost love is kinky. I CAN GO ON.
Crystal King/Bow: ...I have no words. Let's just say that in my little imagination, these two have a history...
Watt/Twink: They're both floaty yellow things! IT'S PERFECT! 8D
Koops/Koopie Koo: I'm so glad my favorite TTYD partner has a girlfriend! He deserves someone to make him happy.
Koops/Goombella: ...Which is not to say these two don't have chemistry. They're best friends, they've known each other the longest, and they're the only two remotely sane characters in a game full of nutcases. I think they could relate.
Bobbery/Sushie: DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT. (Let us take a moment to appreciate the irony that Sushie is on this list and Vivian is not.)
Edit: Except now I wanna add Vivian/Doopliss. *facedesk*
Link/Zelda: Self-explanatory, right? Assuming he's not too traumatized to form a relationship. Obviously works better in some games than others. (Twilight Princess = no. Skyward Sword = ohhhhhhh yes.)
Link/Malon: 'Nother cute one. Guess I don't know whom I like Link with the best.
Anju/Kafei: I think it's safe to say this is the best Zelda romance ever. Just one reason why Majora's Mask > You.
Toon Link/Medli: I know, I know, he goes with Tetra and she goes with Komali, but still... :( Probably has something to do with Medli being my very favorite Zelda character.
Link/Midna: Well come on, she's the female he spends the most time with in the game...
Groose/Groose: Because nobody else is good enough.
Lyra/Silver (Pokemon): Normally I don't like pairings like this, but Ethan (as an NPC) is just kind of boring... and Silver is far and away the best rival in the series.
Hero/Partner (Pokemon Mystery Dungeon): ...I should update what I had written here before because I totally own this game now... and yes I cried when my Vulpix died and my Totodile was left there all alone and had a breakdown... ;_;
Amy/Kif (Futurama): This is actually my favorite canon pairing from ANY fandom. Weird...
Lucca/Magus (Chrono Trigger): It makes no sense, but who cares? :P If Crono would rather be with that bimbo Marle, that's his loss.
Okay, that's all. Have a nice day. :D
I has fanartz! 8D
Saetwo's Story fanart:by Sherryann Kitsune
The Legend of Eevee: Pokéflute of Time fanart:by Lake Rodary
Fun at the Hotel Hedonist fanart:by Fangora the Dragon
It's All Downstream From Here fanart:by Lunara the ara
Paper Mario: The Temple of the Sun fanart:, by Sherryann Kitsune
Also Night Rave the Guardian is doing a comic of Pokéflute of Time! *Flutteryay*
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