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Author has written 8 stories for Naruto.

Here's to the crazy ones!

The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers.

The ones who see things differently.

They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status-quo.

You can quote them. Disagree with them. Glorify, or vilify them.

But the only thing you can't do is ignore them.

Because they change things. They push the human race forward.

And while some may see them as the crazy one, we see genius.

Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world


are the ones who do.


FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one holding your hair as you throw up into the toliet, saying "After this, you won't get drunk again. Tough love, baby".


Girls

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.Most
people dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right person to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree


Fan art

For Uchiha Uzumaki Household :


Author's condition:Drowning in Star Trek universe

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Strangers at Drakeshaugh by Northumbrian reviews
The locals in a sleepy corner of the Cheviot Hills are surprised to discover that they have new neighbours. Who are the strangers at Drakeshaugh? When James Potter meets Muggle Henry Charlton his mother Jacqui Charlton befriends the Potters, and her life changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 110,656 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 1,580 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 9/17/2010 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] [Ron W., Hermione G.]
The Commentary of TOS for KS by Brittany Diamond reviews
While going through every episode top to bottom, I'll be looking for evidence that supports K/S and also discussing the arguments against it. Serious about the argument, ridiculous about everything else. M for language. Yay 60s.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 279,693 - Reviews: 2865 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 6/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
This way to the stars by GodofContradiction reviews
*RE-VAMP* When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,945 - Reviews: 2468 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 1,584 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Give You Back by rosesareblue reviews
After ten years, Sasuke returns to Konoha to fulfill the promise he made with Naruto. But what if Naruto isn't waiting for him anymore? What if Naruto doesn't even remember who Sasuke is? After all, does love really last forever? SasuNaru. HinaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,637 - Reviews: 2040 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Storms by kazenoyouni reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is all alone. At least, until he's taken in by a dark, rich stranger. It seems he now has something to live for again... SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 86 - Words: 128,832 - Reviews: 2547 - Favs: 1,714 - Follows: 1,890 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Master's Mate by Wing of Darkness reviews
[Finally Revived w/ an Update!, no changes though] One night, Sasuke found an adorable fox weeping in front of his door and took it as his pet. Then this fox happens to drink a magic potion which can turn animals into human. How will Sasuke react? Will he still treat the 'boy' as his pet or as a...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,325 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Love For Sale by MarillaT'Pel reviews
AU. James T. Kirk is abducted by slavers on his way to a family visit. Elsewhere, Spock begins to enter Pon Farr with no time to return home to find a mate. Guess what happens next?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 79,522 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 9/28/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock
Dear Spock by MissCar reviews
A digital love story. Sometimes you can only tell a person how you really feel in a letter that they will never ever read. A collection of e-mails that Jim writes to Spock that he is never supposed to read but does anyway. Will be K/S eventually. The sequel "Dear James" is now up.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 137,758 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 12/30/2010 - [J. Kirk, Spock] [L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura] - Complete
Atlas by Angel Baby1 reviews
Between what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning. Eventual K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,442 - Reviews: 3512 - Favs: 4,179 - Follows: 1,536 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 8/31/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Greatest Enemy by Shaay reviews
Being the Fourth Hokage meant he had many enemies. So who did he consider his greatest enemy? SasuxNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,981 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Permanent Pigtails by BakaNekoSan reviews
UNDER REVISION! CHAPTER ONE THROUGH FOUR REVISED! A dangerous mission changes Naruto's life forever. What will "she" now do with her emotions transforming just like her body and her friends seeing her as someone completely different? SasuFemNaru Romance/Comedy/Slight Drama&Hurt/comfort
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,096 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Best Idea Ever by Racoda Moonshine reviews
Just a short, fluffy one-shot involving our favourite dynamic duo...Jim and Spock! Rated T for sexual themes and innuendo!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Veritas by TheProblematique reviews
Captain James T. Kirk and Lieutenant Commander Spock are hereby charged with negligence and wanton misconduct due to their emotional compromise with each other.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 186,080 - Reviews: 2961 - Favs: 2,256 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Beautiful Vulcan by T'Key'la reviews
This isn't my fault - passionfornight asked if I had ever written or would consider writing a Pretty Woman/Star Trek story. This has been percolating ever since. Featuring rent-boy Spock, and Kirk - the man who falls in love with him. AU.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,053 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Notebook by Racoda Moonshine reviews
Where Spock is curious about Jim's rather strange habit that includes a notebook and a pen...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Published: 11/18/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Of Course, You Realize, This Means War by Sparks and Sharps reviews
It's never a good idea to insult a fangirl's favorite hero. Or her husband. Kotetsu/Tomoe. Swearing and gendered slurs. Oneshot.
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Kotetsu K./Wild Tiger - Complete
Because I Want You by Clumsy Giraffe reviews
100 K/S independent snapshots based on 100 themes, each 100 words long; mostly romantic and/or humorous. 57/100 finished.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 6,266 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 5/1/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Bay Cafe by yaoi415 reviews
AU Naruto and Sasuke go to high school together. They hate each other, and things would be easier for Naruto if the jerk wasn't his boss. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,215 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Dead Last by rosesareblue reviews
To win a warped bet, Sasuke crossdresses as a schoolgirl. A misogynist, he sees NO advantage in being a girl, till he meets the vocal of Konoha's hottest band. In order to woo a certain dobe, Sasuke must learn the darkest female arts: fangirling. BL.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,096 - Reviews: 2815 - Favs: 1,621 - Follows: 1,961 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Hold me like a princess! by fukuji mihoko reviews
Three times in Kaede's life that her father tried to pick her up- and only once that he actually succeeded.
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Kaede Kaburagi, Kotetsu K./Wild Tiger - Complete
Worth it by takitaka reviews
Set during episode 25. Yuri briefly encounters Kotetsu and, to his own surprise, the meeting leaves him feeling better.
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Yuri P./Lunatic, Kotetsu K./Wild Tiger - Complete
Parallel Lines by Sparks and Sharps reviews
Kotetsu discovers that his late wife's fascination with his unusually long legs is something Barnaby shares. Kotetsu/Tomoe. Kotetsu/Barnaby. Oneshot.
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Kotetsu K./Wild Tiger, Barnaby Brooks Jr./Bunny - Complete
Night Call by Sparks and Sharps reviews
Oneshot. Barnaby learns why it's a bad idea to use one's personal cellphone to order a male escort.
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Barnaby Brooks Jr./Bunny - Complete
Bringing Home Stray Cats by Sparks and Sharps reviews
AU. Oneshot. Not many people look forward to meeting their boyfriend's parents, including Kotetsu. Especially Kotetsu. Some swearing.
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,894 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Barnaby Brooks Jr./Bunny, Kotetsu K./Wild Tiger - Complete
Interpreting Spock by Jaylee1 reviews
Bottom line: he knew his Spock, thus he knew, unequivocally, that Spock was sick and being rather shifty about it .
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/26/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Bad Boy and The Baby by Makkura Arashi reviews
Uchiha Sasuke gets engaged to Uzumaki Naruto the Hokage's son, who doesn't want this. When he gets the Hokage's son preggers..how will the marriage work out? Will they be able to make the sacrifices needed? Yaoi, Mpreg, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,429 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sexy Ass by kazenoyouni reviews
For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 77,344 - Reviews: 2290 - Favs: 2,724 - Follows: 2,727 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Love Deeper by Cherry Jade reviews
After he finds his girlfriend, Sakura, cheating on him, Naruto goes to a bar to forget everything just for one night. He never expected that one night stand to lead to so much more… SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 69,196 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 1,317 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties by Yanan reviews
Due to an explosion, the Heroes conversations are broadcast instead of the regularly scheduled commentary. For the Kink Meme.
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Agnes J. - Complete
Nothing is as Burdensome as A Secret by Hikaru R. Kudou reviews
Barnaby/Kotetsu. Some secrets are well kept, but the same can't really be said about these two...Alternative title: Five times they totally exposed the nature of their relationship in a span of 24 hours. Now completed!
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Barnaby Brooks Jr./Bunny, Kotetsu K./Wild Tiger - Complete
Runaway by psychotic7796 reviews
Kotetsu loves his family more than anything. When Kaede runs away out of anger, what else could he do but go after her? Implied Kotetsu/Barnaby, mild language, mild fighting.
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,779 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Kotetsu K./Wild Tiger, Kaede Kaburagi - Complete
The Boyfriend Interrogation by Sparks and Sharps reviews
Oneshot. When Barnaby hooks up with Kotetsu in the aftermath of the Ouroboros organization's attack, everyone they know decides to give Barnaby the third degree so he won't screw it up. Emphasis on "everyone."
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Barnaby Brooks Jr./Bunny, Kotetsu K./Wild Tiger - Complete
Kaede's Crush by Sparks and Sharps reviews
Oneshot. The good news is that Kaede isn't smitten with Barnaby anymore. The bad news is that she's found a new hero to crush on...
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Kotetsu K./Wild Tiger, Kaede Kaburagi - Complete
Fox Magic by AkaiTsume reviews
A decision made in the heat of the moment leaves Sasuke questioning his past, his future, and his convictions, all while dealing with an ancient, all-powerful fox demon whose grudge transcends both time and space. NaruSasuNaru, canonish AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 170,192 - Reviews: 1731 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 1,622 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Spontaneity by Northumbrian reviews
Harry and Ginny, Ron and Hermione are moving into a new stage in their relationships. There are decisions to be made.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,002 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Charisma Gone Awry by Regenschein reviews
As a servant, Naruto is expected to wait on people hand and foot - as Ino's servant he's pretty much screwed. But as he is forced into a dress and to attend a ball, he soon finds his life spiraling out of control. The simple problem is that damn Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,058 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Eyes in the Crowd by michelerene reviews
Out of the million pairs of eyes Sasuke had scanned over his career, one set of blue were the only ones that had ever meant to catch his own. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,565 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 109 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Protector by snazzytuls reviews
Gilbert has always been Vincent's protector; even if he doesn't remember. Vincent wants to repay the favor. One-sided VincentXGilbert. Set before Oz returns from the abyss.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Gilbert/Raven, Vincent N. - Complete
Lipstick by Cheryl Dyson reviews
A typical Auror mission goes somewhat awry when Aurors Potter and Malfoy are forced to perform it without magic. MATURE ADULT CONTENT AND NO PARTICULAR RELEVANCE. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wrong Call by Late-Sleeper-sama reviews
Naruto was in the middle of doing “it” when suddenly the phone rang. Thinking that it was Shika the blond unwittingly answered the phone…but who was in the other line? This is a story how two idiots increase sexual tension and make us groan in frustration
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,160 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
On this Winter's Night by JadeMac2442 reviews
Slash mild . K/S. PG. Academy AU. Spock rescues Kirk from a bar fight Christmas Eve, and walks him home.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 83 - Published: 12/11/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Stratagem by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When bored employees start playing a game on Ministry premises, Harry is ordered to locate and expose the culprits, which would be a lot easier if he wasn't a participant. And he's not quite ready to stop playing. No mature content OMG REALLY?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Soft Hum by darkalbino reviews
First kisses and familiar stories. Sasuke and Naruto do it best. Waffy awkward stuff for MadSanja, based on her art.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ministry Ordered Exile by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Unable to resolve their differences in England, Minister Shacklebolt sends Aurors Potter and Malfoy to a beautiful Finnish resort in order to work out their issues. Or else.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Told You So by Louey06 reviews
During story time at the Burrow little Ginny Weasley announces she will marry Harry Potter, a few of her brothers are a bit doubtful.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Hate This and I'll Love You by TheProblematique reviews
A contagion aboard the Enterprise brings everyone's true emotions to the surface, even those buried under layers of logic. Based on TOS episode "The Naked Time".
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,722 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Shackled Stallion by kyaru-chan reviews
Ch.7 up FINALLY! It's a hard life for a shinobi, what with all those missions. Sasuke finds himself in a tight bind with this new mission: infiltrating a club that caters to...special needs. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,089 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Kitty, Want Some Candy? by VanityWantsYou reviews
Sasuke had taken the small cub in as his son, but he definitely hadn't expected the boy to fall in love with him... nor had he expected to fall for him too. SasuNaru ItaKyuu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 85,369 - Reviews: 2576 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 1,431 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
I Left the Ninety Nine by Kleinchen reviews
After a Pon Farr gone wrong, Spock flees the Enterprise in guilt and shame, leaving behind a hurt and confused Jim Kirk to pick up the pieces of what used to be his life. K/S pre-slash. Warning: non-graphic rape, lots of angst. COMPLETE!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,764 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Hiss and Kiss by Jelp reviews
Naruto can't get the stranger who kissed him out of his head. And apparently, the stranger doesn't seem too keen to let Naruto out of his sights. Sasu/Naru Mini collab with Darkalbino.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,363 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ride'em Cowboy by Spoon10488 reviews
I know my master has some strange kinks, but what kinky thing could he possibly do with innocent horseback riding lessons? Sasu/Naru ONESHOT, Yaoi, M/M, M Rated for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,734 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Every Hug by TheProblematique reviews
The first time was involuntary, I am certain. He did not walk toward me so much as fall against me, body crumpling in a graceful arch. I remained still, unsure of how to proceed. "You're alive" he breathed, so softly that only I could have heard him.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,295 - Reviews: 2010 - Favs: 1,760 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
What Will Be, Will Be by Kerchan reviews
Spock x Kirk A strange anomaly has somehow transported the older versions of Jim, Spock, and McCoy to the new time line where the young, new crew must now observe what could be their future.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,777 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 9/30/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Charm Conundrum by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry misplaces an interesting "self-help" manual. Draco finds it and discovers some fascinating insights into Harry Potter. Yes, contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,624 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 111 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Gossips, teasings, and sneezes by jokerstrikesback reviews
Poor Kasahara. Poor Dojo. a Dojo/Kasahara fanfic.
Library War - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Kasahara I., Dojo A.
Ties That Bind by Della19 reviews
A multi chaptered story that explores the question; would the XI universe be able to survive the presence of two Kirk's? A story involving Kirk Prime and K/S both Prime and new, pon farr, first and not so first times and the inevitably of love.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,244 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 10/16/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Hot by TheProblematique reviews
Jim is cold. Spock is hot. Temperature-hot, of course.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,522 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 64 - Published: 5/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Canvas by Kuroi-Urufu reviews
Sasuke is a sadist, rapist and a murderer but he prefers to call himself an artist. Naruto considered himself a lucky person until Sasuke decided he would be his living canvas. One day Naruto gets to know how it feels like to run for his life. Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,574 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Price of Beauty by TheProblematique reviews
Had the price of beauty been blindness, I would have looked - Ralph Ellison
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/15/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
With My Tail In the Air by Suppi-chan reviews
The aliens were very sorry for hurting the captain, and wanted to make up for it.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/7/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
Black Tie by TheProblematique reviews
Spock is wearing a tuxedo without a tie. Where is it? Only Jim knows, and he's not telling.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,078 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
A Better World by Pennilyn Novus reviews
A lost child wanders into Knockturn Alley, and who happens to find him but Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 72 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Draco M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Obsession by Kili Boston reviews
Jim is fascinated by Spock's ears.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,648 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/16/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Gay Like Me by Akira of the Twilight reviews
//AU SasuNaru// It all started with a seat change and a game, and now Naruto knows Sasuke's secret, which he really wish he didn't. So what’s a guy to do?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,534 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
That Boy is a Monster by TheProblematique reviews
If you say "That is illogical, Captain" one more time, I am going to punch you in the face.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/12/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Heatsink by VergofTowels reviews
An unprovoked attack on the Enterprise leaves the ship floundering in space. Meanwhile, Spock is experiencing symptoms of an unknown ailment... How can he possibly tell Kirk? K/S MPREG Ch.9: The Poseidon's in trouble and the Klingons aren't acting right.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,982 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
That Backrub Scene by TheProblematique reviews
Also known as the scene which conclusively proves that Kirk/Spock is canon. Rebooted and rewritten with much fluff for all.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/4/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Possessive Pronoun by TheProblematique reviews
Or "That Which Belongs To Me". One, simple word, burning bright in his mind as though someone had carved it there with a hot poker, wouldn't let him think about anything else. It echoed loudly in his head… not yours… "Don't touch him." He snarled.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,482 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 83 - Published: 1/24/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Never Too Late by ED of Oblivion reviews
Written for LJ’s STXI Kink Meme. Also known as, “Five times Spock thought no one was looking, and one time he knew he was caught.” De-aged/kid!fic. Kirk/Spock friendship or pre-slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,654 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 85 - Published: 1/19/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Draco Malfoy, It's Your Lucky Day by faithwood reviews
Even though he's unarmed, injured, lost in the Forbidden Forest, and facing a possible murder charge, Draco Malfoy gets lucky. HPDM. SLASH. Hogwarts fic. Written for the Harry/Draco Holidays Fest on Live Journal as a gift for the lovely Aja. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,929 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,565 - Follows: 119 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
For you I will wake by TheProblematique reviews
Jim and Spock are tired and in denial of hearing rumours about their alleged secret burning passionate love for each other. So they decide to take action. Because the rumours are Wrong. Really.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,200 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Christmas Gift Drabbles 2009 by michelerene reviews
Chapter four for The Cereal Killer. Naruto refused to look at his watch as he limped down the snow covered sidewalk, his body shivering from the cold. All he could think of was the look on Sasuke's face when he said "I won't wait."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,427 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Complete
Punishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry makes a stupid wager against Malfoy and ends up paying the price. EXTREME MATURE ADULT CONTENT WARNING AND I'M NOT EVEN JOKING. This fic exploded my brain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,141 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 1,642 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Secret Santa by michelerene reviews
Naruto, you are standing in the middle of a Christmas miracle. It doesn’t matter who the miracle belongs to. All that matters is that you don’t miss it. SasuNaru Merry Christmas, Everyone!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,346 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Spectacles by TheProblematique reviews
The Captain is wearing spectacles. There is likely a justified reason for him to be. I do not know that reason, yet I do not feel the desire for said knowledge is powerful enough to distract me from the fact that... the Captain is wearing spectacles.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Coat Check by darkalbino reviews
A little Christmas gift for michelerene in response to hers for me 83 SasuNaru, lime. Happy Holidays! 8D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Cold by TheProblematique reviews
Spock is cold. Jim wants to help.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,157 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/15/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Animal by darkalbino reviews
Morals and instinct were never meant to mix. Demon Sasuke and Naruto fic. Early birthday gift for Vege. AU, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,134 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Temptation by darkalbino reviews
It's not the accuracy of what you believe in, but the strength of your belief in it. Gift for Gwyllion. Sort of sequel to Let Me Hold Your Hand, same verse but VERY different story. SasuNaru. Hints at religious themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Liquid Passion by darkalbino reviews
Stabbed and nearly drowning to your death at the bottom of a demon's lake? It's not even the last place you'd expect to find love. Gift for doodlelover. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,314 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Let Me Hold Your Hand by darkalbino reviews
Little Naruto has but one goal when his class goes to Church, and you can bet it doesn't have a thing to do with Religion. Gift for Michelerene. SasuNaru chibi WAFF, some mentioning of religious themes but they are not the focus.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Muse by darkalbino reviews
For his final project, art student Naruto wants to turn in something, for lack of a better word, utterly awesome. Too bad he's been stuck for inspiration for months. But that's about to change. Damn that bastard, and his pretty face. SasuNaru, for Sarge.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,699 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 62 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My pleasurable pet by My secret Darkness reviews
The tale of a young prince who got lost inside of a forest and sees something he wants to possess.... Sasunaru, yaoi, don't like don't read!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,998 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Chasing Shadows by darkalbino reviews
The problem is, Naruto, you're after something that no longer exist. SasuNaru, yaoi, snake-bondage, oneshot. Gift for MuseSilver.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,487 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Desk by opalish reviews
Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 114 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Disclosure by EverPlotting reviews
Sasuke had figured that Sakura wanted Sasuke to take her to his brother's club; apparently he was wrong. SasuNaru. Sequel to "Discovery." Sort of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Lost and Found by Clumsy Giraffe reviews
Cocking an eyebrow up, Mal asked the young doctor, "Why are you missing three buttons?"
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Simon, Kaylee - Complete
Hiss by darkalbino reviews
It was just the beginning. SasuNaru drabble. Oneshot/First chap for mini collab with Jelp.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 98 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Good Directions by NavyBlueWings reviews
The only way people managed to stumble onto Konoha was if they took a wrong exit from the interstate. And even that was quite rare. Rare, however, did not mean impossible. And Naruto was soon going to learn that. SasuNaru, lemon. Read and Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,669 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Things to Look Forward To by darkalbino reviews
Naruto is sick and tired of his noisy neighbors upstairs, so he decides he and Sasuke should make some noise of their own. CRACK, SasuNaruSasu, hard yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Store Bought Hangover by Ladelle reviews
Naruto's got to get some cash and isn't afraid to break the law. Too bad he's got bad luck, a cop father, and a guy that just refuses to believe he's not gay. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,700 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Brain Matter by Lanaea reviews
General K/S-ish-ness. I've decided to collect the little one-shots that fly through my brain in here for now.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,023 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Home by Lanaea reviews
In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 222,013 - Reviews: 6281 - Favs: 4,262 - Follows: 3,860 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Banishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Auror-in-Training Harry crosses Pansy Parkinson, who gets revenge in a rather embarrassing fashion. Luckily, Draco decides to rescue him. MATURE CONTENT WARNING ETC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 79 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Blank Canvas by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke is happily living with Naruto, his lover and dearest person. Naruto is not-happily living with his lover and dearest person. In fact, at this moment, he'd rather be not-living, not-happily with his lover and dearest person. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,087 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Amok Time by Lanaea reviews
K/S Slash. Reboot Rewrite! Something's wrong with Spock. Well, more than usual, anyway...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,885 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 77 - Published: 7/6/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
What! The Hokage's Pregnant! by Rikouchan reviews
[SasuNaru] Sequel to “We’re Getting Married & That’s FINAL!” After 1 month later of their marriage, Naruto was promoted as the new Rokudaime. Then 2 months later, something happened unexpectedly…the Rokudaime was pregnant. Oh the HORROR! [Mpreg]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,041 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Ten Slytherin PickUp Lines by Benq reviews
Ten Slytherin Pick-Up Lines to get into Harry Potter’s Pants. Suggested Male slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Breaking Points by Keshka reviews
K/S slash-preslash. When the Enterprise is asked to transport Vulcan colonists to their new home, Spock Prime comes with them. His presence changes everything – even the things Jim isn’t sure he wants to change.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 72,753 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 1,584 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Good Times by Lanaea reviews
K/S, 'Home' side-story snippet. If Sex is Good Times, and Pon Farr is Sex, then logically, Pon Farr is...?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 106 - Published: 6/15/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
He Can Be Taught by michelerene reviews
When Naruto starts struggling in school, Iruka suggests he find his individual learning style. Sasuke, being a giver in a world of takers, lends a hand. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Tattoo by NavyBlueWings reviews
All Uzumaki Naruto wanted when he entered the ink shop was to show his rival/best friend/something else Uchiha Sasuke up. But one tattoo changed their entire fight. SasuNaru, two-shot, Naruto POV. M for Lemon, you have been warned
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,062 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Verbal JumpRope by Keshka reviews
K/S slash. AU. At the end of the movie, the older Spock did not seek out his younger self and encourage him to stay on the Enterprise. It falls to Jim to convince him. In other words, how to outfox a fox, when the fox is a Vulcan.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,633 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/17/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Writing on the Wall by Lanaea reviews
Oneshot, K&S, implications of slash. Captain Kirk sees fit to improve the literary attempts of an anonymous crew member.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/17/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
What Lies Beneath by Keshka reviews
K/S slash. If a Vulcan has an emotional reaction, and there’s no one around to see it, does it still have any impact? OR: Spock has withdrawn himself from the Enterprise, her crew, and especially her Captain, and Jim is determined to find out why.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,344 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/14/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Naruto by FastForward reviews
Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,525 - Reviews: 2720 - Favs: 2,580 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2654 - Favs: 3,949 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ferris Wheel by NavyBlueWings reviews
What do you do after drunken sex? What if it was with your best GUY friend? And what if you weren't exactly drunk? Easy...you hide it. But blackmail is a girl's best friend, and Sasuke's worst enemy. SasuNaru, Sasuke POV. Winner of a poll in my profile
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,660 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Love Thy Brother by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
SasuNaru! Kakashi and Iruka fall in love and their sons, Sasuke and Naruto, have to learn to live together as one big happy family. But is it possible? gomen, this summery stinks
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,459 - Reviews: 1593 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 1,302 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Italy, Here we Come! by NavyBlueWings reviews
What happens when you take one excited Naruto, one stoic Sasuke, and throw them on a school trip to Italy? A pinch of trouble, a heap of laughs, and one unanswered confession on a lonesome Venice bridge. Pack your bags, it's going to be a crazy ride!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 105,339 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Battle of the Semes by xXCabbageXx reviews
When the top model Sasuke has to work with the awarded "most delectable uke", he falls and he falls hard. But what about all the other semes after the blond? AU SasuNaru Adopted by Echo Uchiha
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,125 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Hate is a Lot like Love Except with Less Biting by peroxidepest17 reviews
Kenpachi wears on Byakuya’s patience.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Byakuya K., K. Zaraki
10 SureFire Ways To Get Uzumaki Naruto Into Bed by Benq reviews
View Sasuke's 10 ways to get Naruto into bed. Rated for language, hinted yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 83 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Life in the gutter by deathskeith reviews
Sasuke a small rat, wishes he could be a human to love the boy who saved his small life from an angry cafe owner. Will he get his wish from a stranger to be with the blond? Or make the poor Blond's life a mess in the end?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,342 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Experimenting SasuNaru by State Kunoichi reviews
Being at the age of 12-13, changes are bound to happen to a boy's body. But what happens when that problem occurs again for the young Uchiha and when his blonde friend Naruto comes over that day? Is it bad timing, or a good opportunity? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,486 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Returning the Favor A Twisted Fairytale by michelerene reviews
As the youngest son, Prince Sasuke Uchiha never thought he’d be offered the title of king. Now, with his dreams at his fingertips, he will learn that sometimes you must get lost to be found and not all favors are easy to return. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,492 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Gotta Be Somebody by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke hates that stupid song... too bad it's the soundtrack to his day. SasuNaru, yaoi, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Just Ask by michelerene reviews
Naruto insists that Valentine’s Day isn’t that big of a deal. His advice? Just ask. He did and he has the chidori burn to prove it. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,330 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 77 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Big by runicclover reviews
Naruto always liked them big. Really big. So he was nervous when it finally came time for Sasuke’s big reveal. PWP AU SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,279 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 80 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love Machine by NavyBlueWings reviews
Naruto was tired of seeing girls fawn over his roommate Uchiha Sasuke. So after Naruto makes a bet with Shikamaru, Kiba suggests he hooks him up using the college’s new ‘Soul Mate’ test. Naruto can’t wait! It seems so simple, until...2/3 shot! R and R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,456 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bad Luck has a Brightside by NavyBlueWings reviews
Naruto Uzumaki is pumped for the dance that his school is holding. But when his best friend Sasuke Uchiha starts acting funny, Naruto isn't so sure about the dance anymore...and what does YSA mean? SasuNaru Lemon in later chaps! AU!R and R please thanx!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,331 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Retarded Equine Influenza by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto gets his first horse for his sixteenth birthday present! Hey, let’s go for a little ride to a nearby spring… holy crap! What happened to my horse! Yaoi, lemon, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,179 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 72 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Does this shirt make me look by Spoon10488 reviews
When shopping turns kinky. sasu/naru Yaoi, lemon, M/M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,473 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Gangster's Way by Wing of Darkness reviews
Naruto was requested to be Mrs Uchicha's private doctor but when he came to the mansion he nvr expected to be the fiancee of the terribly dangerous, horribly popular, and stunningly handsome Uchiha Sasuke the President of the great gangster group in Japan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,546 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Worst Santa Ever by darkalbino reviews
Would have to be Sasuke. Crack-ish two-shot, SasuNaruSasu lemon in second chapter. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,939 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Blood Moon by Blackened Wing reviews
Yuki's death shatters Zero and Kaname's world, driving them forcefully apart. Torn by guilt and blame but bound by blood, they must either salvage their relationship or face the reality that they will destroy eachother. Can two broken hearts trust again?
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 249,452 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Stuck in the Between by michelerene reviews
Naruto spun in a circle and tried desperately to understand where he was. What if the difference between life and death, heaven and hell, and this life and the next, rested on the shoulders of a person he’d never met. At least not this time. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,455 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 71 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hot In Here by darkalbino reviews
One thing hotter than a man in uniform? Well hell, I think TWO men WITHOUT uniform kinda takes the cake. SasuNaru, lemon, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
News Love by deathskeith reviews
Both Naruto and Sasuke work at the local news station. When A freak flood traps them inside the station with no help on the way, they must learn to stand each other to survive...and possibly love?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,815 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Discovery by EverPlotting reviews
When Kiba and Naruto get stuck out in the city in the middle of the night, Kiba's ready to blame Naruto for not being prepared. Contrary to Kiba's belief, Naruto does have a back-up plan: Sasuke. A SasuNaru oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Absense and Nothingness by Meronichan reviews
As Taishakuten passes into death, he meets with someone very familiar to him.
RG Veda - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete
I Want, You Wish Whatever by michelerene reviews
Sasuke doesn’t want the three wishes the damn genie is offering him. He’s an Uchiha… if he wants something, he’ll get it. And he wants the blonde haired, blue eyed genie…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,863 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 105 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Little Lab of Horrors by AshleeTheDragon reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is a lonely, but very successful botanist. Watch as one plant turns his life completely around. SASUNARUSASU, Mature Themes. More inside. UPDATE 9/18/08
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,948 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Plans Of Hebi by littleolmee reviews
Sasuke and his group Hebi have captured Naruto.What part does Naruto play in Sasuke's plans and what is this new bond Sasuke wants to create with him?Yaoi pairing SasukeXNaruto rated M-mature & yaoi readers only.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,959 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Caution! Slippery When Wet by Jelp reviews
Sometimes slippery floors can lead to more than just falling to the floor in pain. Sometimes pleasure follows. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,077 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Playing with the Toys by Mako75 reviews
SasuxNaru Slave. The word itself doesn't really do justice to their purpose. You might go as far as to say that it doesn't actually have anything to do with them. By them, I mean our toys. ON TEMPORARY HIATUS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 111,214 - Reviews: 1630 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Dirt and Grime: A Twisted Fairy Tale by michelerene reviews
A pact with the devil leaves a desperate soldier careening down a path he never imagined. Will he survive to find his happily ever after or lose his soul in the process? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,340 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
And Then Naruto Screamed by michelerene reviews
It started off innocently enough with car troubles, but then all the scariest stories start out with innocence. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
PS Sorry 'Bout All That by Realmer06 reviews
Pieces Universe. About a month after the final battle, Harry receives a letter from a most unlikely person.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,163 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 116 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
The WorldSaving Properties of Hot Threesome Sex by opalish reviews
Harry's straight, he really is. Unfortunately, no one believes it but him. HarryLunaBlaise crackfic AHOY.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 80 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
All the Small Things by michelerene reviews
Life in the ER is hectic. Lives hang in the balance, tempers rise and emotions abound. Dr. Uchiha and Dr. Uzumaki deal with the tensions at work every day. And then they go home and deal with their own relationship. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 152,688 - Reviews: 997 - Favs: 1,551 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Smoke and Sweat by darkalbino reviews
Smoke, sweat, and beer; Sasuke hates each one, and here this damn blond comes smelling like all three. SasuNaruSasu, GRAPHIC lemon- so be warned, oneshot, PWP. And it's very, very long. Hope you enjoy! X3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,250 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 71 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Podium by darkalbino reviews
And to think, Naruto had once considered arrest to be a bad thing... SasukexNaruto. Lime. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 82 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 1,562 - Follows: 154 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Naughtyness by doodlelover reviews
Sasuke wants Naruto to do something. But the blonde isn't sure he wants to...It's too perverted! Ah, well, nothing a little persuasion can't fix. Warnings: -Ahem- SasuNaru, NaruNaru, SasuNaruNaru, boyxboy, Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Al Dente by SasuNaruJunkie reviews
It seems Naruto needs to learn what 'firm to the bite' means... sensei!Sasuke. SasuNaru PWP,One-shot,NC-17, Mature
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,056 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 69 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Konoha Piercings' by Ureko reviews
Deciding to do something different, Naruto goes to get his ear pierced. However, one look at his piercer has Naruto coming back for frequent visits. Sas/Naru COMPLETE, Language, M/M, Oneshot, Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,616 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mine by Jelp reviews
There are some things Sakura would not expect to come home to... SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,467 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naughty Nympho Ninjas III by michelerene reviews
Naruto had his turn, now Sasuke gets to choose a movie. SasuNaru Kind of a sequel to “More Than Meets the Eye”… just longer and naughtier… really… um… naughty.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,621 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I Fell in Love with a Boy by OO83 reviews
-AU-Yaoi-SasuNaru- Love is tough in high school, but it's downright impossible when you're a boy in love with another boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,236 - Reviews: 1910 - Favs: 1,538 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 4/2/2004
Timely Conflict by Simple-Minded Idiot reviews
Boy from the future gets girl from the past. Boy from the future goes to past. Boy from the future gets surprised. Girl from the past is really... a boy from the past. A not so much epic tale of boy meets boy and things happening in between. NaruSasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,476 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sugar Sex by darkalbino reviews
Sasuke doesn't like sweets? Well well, maybe Naruto can change his mind. SasuNaruSasu, lemon, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,631 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Yours Isn't Mine by Hiki-chan reviews
SasuNaru oneshot. It was a romantic dream come true, two hot guys fighting over her. But reality is harsh, Sakura is going to find out soon. Different POVs
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,187 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Neutral by Camunki reviews
'"Let's do it" He said, as if it were the most natural thing in the world.' Sasuke and Naruto... curious teenagers driven by their hormones, or possibly something more? Sasunaru, yaoi, lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,655 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Feverish by darkalbino reviews
We all know Sasuke has a tendency to be a bit of a bastard. To him, "no" just means "try harder." And for a sick Naruto, that's no good...or so he thinks. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,490 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fear of Flying 2 by Chiyume reviews
Sequel to Fear of Flying. Oneshot. Naruto and Sasuke are going on a vacation to meet with Naruto's family. Unfortunately for Sasuke, this means more flying. Naruto helps of course, in his own way ;) Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,793 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 138 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Only you by TheladyWolf reviews
Sasuke is a powerful business man, along side his brother Itachi, but he not happy, till one night a baby is left on his door step, that baby becomes his world, and watch what happens through it all as Sasuke tries to make sure that the only person he
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,380 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Physical Contact by Hiki-chan reviews
COMPLETE. SasuNaru. When Naruto had a mission at a massage parlor, the last thing he had expected was Sasuke and team Hebi to walk through the door. How ironic for Sasuke now to be the one chasing Naruto, but how long can poor Naruto resist? Post time ski
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,393 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Law & Order by Ruby Plushie reviews
Framed for a crime he didn't commit, Naruto Uzumaki is looking at twenty five to life for the murder of a rival gang memeber. Lucky for him though he's got the legal service of the Uchiha & Uchiha law firm on his side. SasuNaru. YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 62,886 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Connection by darkalbino reviews
Don't you hate it when you turn out to be right about certain things? SasuNaru, two-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,208 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fear of Flying by Chiyume reviews
Sasuke HATES flying! But he’s not scared. Of course not. Not scared, not at all…Contains Yaoi, Mature content! SasuxNaru! Please read and review! PS. The last 2 chappies are just AuthorsNotes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,801 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Thawing Mask by Wing of Darkness reviews
[Sequel to My Maid or My Lover] How could you do this to me! I...I trusted you...loved you. How come you still lied to me? ...He was staring at those dark eyes... [KibaNaru SasuNaru] Who will Naruto choose?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Naruto U.
The Proper Teachings by SasuNaruJunkie reviews
Naruto finds himself stuck in a sex-ed class with Sasuke. Together, they learn some hands on training. SasuNaru, Lemon, One-shot, PWP, NC-17
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,679 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Fox And A Hound by darkalbino reviews
Not even nature's rivalry can come between affection, as orphaned fox Naruto and hunting dog Sasuke are about to discover...My version of Disney's the fox and the hound; SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,492 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Yaoi 101 by Stavi reviews
You are Uchiha Sasuke, its time you teach the class everything you know about the very special 'uke'. Chap 2: You are Uzumaki Naruto, its time you helped save your kind, the uke, and warn them about the evil 'seme'. Yaoi and such.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Price Exchange by Wing of Darkness reviews
It's not anything about MONEY...it is about possessing what he truly wants...and that is NARUTO. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,916 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Narutosexual by SandmanAndKitsune reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is not a heterosexual, not a homosexual, nor an asexual. Sasuke Uchiha, the great prodigy of Uchiha clan is… a Naruto-sexual. And the truth to be told... Extreme silliness. NOT FOR CHILDREN TO READ.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Price To Pay by SandmanAndKitsune reviews
“Are you sure about this?” the blonde teen stared at the raven man. “Just give me the money, and you can do whatever you want to me. I’ll be yours.” Naruto’s family caught in huge debts, in order to pay it, he sold himself to a rich Uchiha. Yaoi, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,170 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Without You by darkalbino reviews
It's only in the face of loss that we realize what we have, "What am I supposed to do without you?" SasuNaru,oneshot please read the warnings inside before reading fic, it's sure to please some and piss off others...although i hope it pleases everyone :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,849 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Life in the Uchiha Dynasty by yaoi415 reviews
AU Fantasy SasuNaru. Servant Naruto and Prince Sasuke. The feud between the Uzumakis and the Uchihas has been going on for hundreds of years. For generations, the Uchihas have enslaved the Uzumakis as punishment for their ancestor's "betrayal."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,874 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I Love Teaching by writehanded reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is a young, popular English teacher at Konoha High School. His calm, uncomplicated life is turned on its head when Uchiha Sasuke, a gorgeous senior, puts the moves on his sensei—big time. SasuNaru. Warnings and such inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,552 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 1,056 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Skirt Tragedy by SandmanAndKitsune reviews
Naruto made a bet with Kiba, and had to wear girls’ uniform in order to find out a certain Uchiha’s true sexuality. This is a YAOI fic. No homophobes and flames, please! You’ve been warned!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,964 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sacrifices by ladywolfTerri reviews
Naruto was homeless and living on the streets, that is until two guys grab him and change his fate. Now where is that monster?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,154 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Beastly Callings by darkalbino reviews
When a creepy dark man finds Naruto in an unpleasant predicament, Naruto agrees to let him stay at his house in exchange for a little help. But what Naruto doesn't know is that this man, Sasuke, has a very strange, unexpected secret. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,178 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Doctor Uchiha by BakaNekoSan reviews
AU Hm... What's a dirty doctor like Sasuke to do when his high school crush comes to him for a check up? A harmless prostate exam wouldn't be pushing it, would it? Or would it lead on to more activities? Yaoi SasuNaru One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,620 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 101 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Railroaded by BlackFruity reviews
Naruto, 17, is on his train ride home when he fells someone at his back...Warning: Contains rape and homosexual relations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,991 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
For the Love of His Son by michelerene reviews
Lord Sasuke Uchiha believes that he has lost something precious to him and struggles to convince himself everyday that it didn‘t exsist. What will he do when a blond haired peasant arrives claiming he has something the Uchiha “misplaced.” SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 102,570 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 2,153 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
His Parents' Son by Realmer06 reviews
Teddy Lupin's first two weeks at Hogwarts are not going well. When everyone knows who your parents are and who your godfather is, it's a lot for any eleven year old to live up to. DH Spoilers, naturally.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,954 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
A Picture's Worth by Realmer06 reviews
What with his youngest son's birthday and typical sibling rivalry and a very mysterious wish list, Harry's Christmas is about to get a whole lot more complicated.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,864 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Albus S. P., Harry P. - Complete
Important by KasiaNoodle reviews
Sasuke is a business man, and doesn't realise how much he is neglecting his boyfriend, Naruto. A man who desires Sasuke for himself traps Naruto at work, and rapes him with the intention of killing him too...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,202 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
More Than Meets the Eye by michelerene reviews
Sasuke suspects that Naruto has been watching too much televison. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Whatever My Dear by Resting Sovereign reviews
There’s no place more haunted then the Uchiha Mansion. Stories of a long haired blonde woman haunting the place. Sasuke's two fan girls sneaked into the garden only to see their beloved kissing said ghost.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Teddy Ties by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry follows Draco, because that's what he does... and they both end up lost. This fic contains MATURE adult content as per usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 64 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Twenty Things About Naruto By Uchiha Sasuke by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
SasuNaru. Twenty things about Naruto that Sasuke wants everyone to know.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Queerwolf by Jelp reviews
I am the one they call the Queerwolf, the one that hunts for men to sate my lusts. But I have no control over my desires, this sickness, but the blond one...he might just be able to help me, to save me from my own insanity...Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,386 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Giggle Like A Schoolgirl by darkalbino reviews
Hey, just cuz Sasuke's not into girls doesn't mean he can't treat Naruto like one, no matter HOW much the blonde hates it. SasuNaru, lemon, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
In the Dawn by CD1996 reviews
A short H&G fluff piece, immediately following the events of Deathly Hallows, prior to the Epilogue. Cameos from The Fat Lady, Molly Weasley, Ron and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,031 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Mercury by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco work at the Ministry, where Harry spends most of his time ignoring Draco. That's about to change. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 1,319 - Follows: 119 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
At Your Service by darkalbino reviews
I'll serve you if you'll serve me, but will you wear this maid's dress please? SasuNaru, oneshot, lime&lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
All I Wanted Was A Candy Bar by Akira of the Twilight reviews
AU OneShot SasuNaru All Naruto had wanted was a candy bar. Instead he got a candy bar stealing jerk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,125 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/26/2007 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
The Guiltless by kilara25 reviews
Sixth year AU, written pre HBP. When Harry appears at the Welcoming Feast wearing a glamor only Snape notices, Snape decides to find out what the glamor is hiding. His investigation leads to a number of shocking revelations about both Harry and himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,608 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 2,273 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Looking In by Light Catastrophe reviews
As in all clichéd beginnings, it was a dark and stormy night when Naruto came across the home of Sasuke Uchiha. Naruto was lost. Sasuke took him in. They had sex. Naruto left. That was that. So they thought. mpreg, yaoi, angst, AU, sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,648 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Don't Stand So Close To Me by darkalbino reviews
What's a young teacher to do when your even younger, hot blond student starts coming onto you? And you want him back? SasuNaru, teacher!Sasuke, student!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,747 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Wolf Claims His Fox by KNR reviews
SasuNaru The Uchiha Wolf Demons and the Uzumaki Fox Demons have just ended war between each other. So, the leaders of both clans want their youngest heirs to become mates. Now, the only question is, can someone stop them from killing eachother first. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,666 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Mercutio by LilBlue-Hedggie reviews
Because, lets face it, being with Juliet was statutory rape and it’s about time the world knew that Romeo really wanted Mercutio anyway. SasuNaru AU ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 64 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fox Hunt! by Ashrey reviews
Uzumaki clan gives a shocking announcement to the village! That their only heir, Naruto, will only get marry with the strongest clan! What will happen if Konoha’s most wanted bachelors decide to practice their seduction skills at him? AU, ukeNaru!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,755 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 3,171 - Follows: 505 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Last Time I Carried Him by Darthishtar reviews
Hagrid returns Harry to Hogwarts, his true home, but he has some last thoughts about the matter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Rubeus H., Harry P. - Complete
Roses are Red by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto is confused when someone starts leaving him a series of love notes. SasuNaru, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Consummate Plan by cakecake reviews
Having lusted after Itachi, Sasuke finds the perfect plan to get what he wants from his older brother... without Itachi ever knowing. Oneshot, AU, ItaSasu, PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,768 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
well punished by Brianne M.Y reviews
Naruto Uzumaki is a terrible student, one day in detention his teacher decides that Naruto's need to be taught a lesson he'll never forget. oneshot, spanking, slight bondage and a cute little yaoi ending
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Maid or My Lover? by Wing of Darkness reviews
Naruto was given a task to spy on a guy named Uchiha Sasuke. Now he is disguised as a girl and applied to be his personal maid. [SasuNaru and included KibaNaru R&R pls.!]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,772 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Twelfth Night by Earthborne reviews
Parody of Shakespeare's play. Shipwrecked in Konoha, Prince Naruto goes undercover to prevent war by going under the employment of Lady Sakura as a MAID. So while Sakura pines for Lord Sasuke, he has his eyes on 'Maid Naruko' SasuNaru, who'd have guessed?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,071 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Get Me a Wife by Hiki-chan reviews
COMPLETE! Sasuke has to get a wife thanks to the insistant Tsunande who claims that it would make Sasuke more loyal to Konoha. Sasuke doesn't seem so toubled, he has the perfect candidate for the job. But how do you seduce one who seduces back? [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,708 - Reviews: 2185 - Favs: 1,555 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hectic by darkalbino reviews
Sex is always more fun when you can get caught...SasuNaru, oneshot, lemon, duh...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
To pleasure a prince by Miss Trout reviews
Walking home one night Naruto is kidnapped by vampires, he’s brought to Konoha the vampire capital where he is forced to pleasure Sasuke the prince of vampires.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,344 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Dear Sasuke by Azamiko reviews
Sakura writes letters to Sasuke about her friend Naruto. AU, modern, reincarnation, shounenai...that about covers it...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,627 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Of Cheerleading and Cross dressing by hyan-hye reviews
Naruto’s punishment was to join a cheerleading squad as a girl or else he'll repeat highschool! Everything was fine until Sasuke came along and courts “her” [SasuNaru][slight KakaIru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,962 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
What's Sex? by elloshort reviews
Little naive Naruto. Wondering what sex is hmm? Well Kakashi advises that Naruto should go to Sasuke to explain. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 66 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Romeo, Romeo by Li'l Yahiko reviews
Rating may change. Slight OOC in parts. Touya is stuck in the school play again, and of all people to play his opposite... NAKURU! What's a boy to do when he can only get his lines right around his best friend? TouyaxYukito shonenai
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,240 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Tōya K., Yukito T. - Complete
Exploring Your Textuality by Marochre reviews
[SasuNaruSasu AU friendship fic, but can be interpreted as you wish] In which Sasuke is on a bus after a lonely night out, sending text messages to Naruto, who he has never met.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Prince by Mistress-Starfire reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was the servant of Princess Haruno Sakura. Now, he serves Uchiha Sasuke, who is perilously Sakura's fiancé. Not only that! Naruto seems to be the one who has stolen his affections! And Naruto has a lot more pressure then you may think. Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,884 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Fooled You by Hiki-chan reviews
[SasuNaru, NejiGaa. Oneshot, drabble] I'll show you who you belong to, dobe. [Funnyish]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
No logic in love by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 146 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Eetah! by shizuke reviews
Sasuke's first word...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 86 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Personal Maid by Seto's Darkness reviews
Naruto needs money desperately. And so, he applies for a high paying job as a Personal Assistant. He just didn't know was that he was going to be a MAID for his rival and classmate, Uchiha Sasuke! [SasuNaru AU YAOI Master!Sasuke Maid!Naruto]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 235 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
My name is Zaraki Kenpachi and I'm fukin' single by Seriously Yours reviews
Companion Piece to My name is Retsu Unohana, and I am single. What the lean mean fighting machine of Soul Society thinks about all the women in it. If you thought that Unohana was picky...you should see Kenpachi. ONESHOT of pure chick bashing.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/17/2007 - K. Zaraki, Byakuya K. - Complete
My name is Retsu Unohana, and I am single by Seriously Yours reviews
The 4th division captain contemplates why none of the handsome,noble,brave,regal captains of Soul Society are meant for her. Much Unohana evilness inside. ONE SHOT of pure taichou bashing. Sequel now ON!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Byakuya K., R. Unohana - Complete
Guess Who by Hikari M666 reviews
Roped into working at a phone sex hotline, Sasuke loathes his job so much he's ready to kill. And when his very own 'satisfied' boyfriend rings the hotline, will his mood improve? Not bloody likely. SasuNaru, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 73 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Colours by Hiki-chan reviews
[Drabble. SasuNaru] Naruto muses dejectedly on why Sasuke and Sakura look cute together while Sakura muses excitedly on why Sasuke and Naruto belong together and Sasuke...? He doesn't muse, he just gets what he wants.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I'm Married To Who! by Seto's Darkness reviews
What do you expect with Sasuke and Naruto married for their Home Econ Project? [SasuNaru high school AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,380 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 12/21/2006 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Breathe by R. Liam reviews
With no money and no work, Sasuke accepts a part time job in a small clothes store where he encounters a very unique mannequin with incredible, life like blue eyes. SasuNaru. Yaoi. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 101 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Ends of the Earth by Hiki-chan reviews
[Hinted SasuNaru. A light, fun fic.] “I’ll go to the ends of the earth and the bottom of the sea to get sasuke back! Eh, Sakura chan? Minna? Why are you all looking at me like that?”
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Four Fathers Talk by R. Liam reviews
Uzumaki compares his son to the sons of the Sand, the Hyuugas and the Uchihas. Humor and Yaoi! :D [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 1,438 - Follows: 163 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Superhero by R. Liam reviews
Sasuke never believed in superheroes. Until one night, one just saved him from certain death and changed his life forever. SasuNaru. AU. [in progress...]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,948 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 11/1/2006 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Illusion by Seto's Darkness reviews
What if… Sai was simply Sasuke in disguise? [SasuNaru, yaoi, shounenai, posttimeskip]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,407 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Summer by Hiki-chan reviews
[Drabble, Minor SasuNaru] 'Oh, why is that your favorite, Sasuke? Is it because we get to go to the beach and you get to see us girls in bikinis' Sorry Sakura, Sasuke has a whole different answer to that.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The giant killer bug by Quack says the T-shape reviews
One day, Naruto is confronted by a giant killer bug, and is held hostage in his own shower until Sasuke comes to save the day! Or not as it would appear...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Haunted House on the Hill by FastForward reviews
Naruto is the biggest scaredycat in town, so what happens when he's dared to stay in a supposedly haunted house, and his rival finds out? Full summary inside. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,575 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pyromaniac by FastForward reviews
Sasuke is a firefighter intent on bringing down his arsonist of a brother, who only has one goal in life: kill Sasuke. Which of the two brothers will come out on top, and how many will die in the crossfire? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,753 - Reviews: 1564 - Favs: 1,795 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bondage by ladywolfTerri reviews
Kiba, being tired of his friend Naruto still being a virgin, comes up with a new idea! Now exactly why did Naruto let Kiba tie him to a bed?.! and who is the mystery lover!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,581 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Seme or Uke by Mint Pizza Queen reviews
Sasuke and Naruto have a poll. If the two of them were together, who would be the seme and who would be the uke? ONESHOT. Sasuke and Naruto. [COMPLETED]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Price to Pay by death.by.shuriken reviews
I'll give Sakura to you but in exchange, you've got to give yourself to me for one night. And you've got to like it. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,136 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My Funny Little Valentine by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
My Uberlate Valentines day fanfic: How to share the Team Seven Lovin! woot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hn by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Can Sasuke actually say anything else beside 'hn? One evening, the boy's lack of vocabulary begins to truly irritate his blonde friend... now a twoshot Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/29/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Konoha Garden by eta-carinae23 reviews
AU, Yaoi, Naruto lives in a brothel run by his aunt, Tsunade. He is talked into crossdressing as a girl to serve a group of royal nobles one night, and all goes horribly wrong when his identity is found out by none other than Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,933 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 3/24/2006 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Passage of You by sailorstarsun reviews
Care from the least expected place. [Ukitake & Byakuya]
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2006 - J. Ukitake, Byakuya K. - Complete
Carpe Jugulum! by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
AU Sasunaru Vamp fic. Sasuke is awoken from a cursed 300 year sleep in search of the one who could free him...rated for language and later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,383 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 1/25/2006 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Complete
Who's That Girl! by Ashvolt reviews
All the girls in Konoha want to be Sasuke's date for the Hokage's party. But if he doesn't make a decision soon, things will turn ugly. Sick of the attention, Sasuke makes a decision. He chooses... Naruto? Sasuke x Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,481 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 119 - Published: 1/23/2006 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Care in Waiting by redex reviews
UkitakeKyuraku. Shunsui will wait, and wait, and wait. This is all there is for him, after all.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Complete
Lacking Inhibitions by redex reviews
UkitakeKyuraku. It is Jyuushiro's fault that Shunsui is a morbid drunk, and so it is something he will have to fix.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Complete
Birthday Surprise! by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
sasunaru! There is a reason no one throws surprise parties in Konoha anymore...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 96 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Depth of Strength by redex reviews
UkitakeKyouraku. Shunsui desperately wants to protect Jyuushiro, but pride gets in the way.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Complete
Any Love by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
Sasunaru! A angsty little smutty oneshot ficlette thing. Naruto thinks of Sasuke Sasuke is being perverted, lots of...stuff...and stuff.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Complete
Warmth by Zalia Chimera reviews
Touya wishes that he could keep Yukito warm. TouyaxYukito. Fluff and teeny bit of angst.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Tōya K., Yukito T. - Complete
Saving Connor by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU, eventual HPDM slash, very Slytherin!Harry. Harry's twin Connor is the Boy Who Lived, and Harry is devoted to protecting him by making himself look ordinary. But certain people won't let Harry stay in the shadows... COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,263 - Reviews: 1702 - Favs: 4,221 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Sorrowful Misunderstanding! by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
Sasunaru. Just a fun little filler fic between chapter updates. Summery: What will Sasuke and Naruto do when a Prank goes all wrong!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/6/2005
Daddy Rooster Head by dragon dreams reviews
[AU] Orphan Naruto is sent to a private school through the generosity of DaddyRoosterHead! Definitely Sasunaru! Epilogue up! Thanks to all who reviewed!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,949 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Complete
Symbiosis by Appuru reviews
Insanity is only two steps from the edge. How far can you bend before you break? [SasuNaru, AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,095 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 129 - Published: 4/29/2005
Reflection of the Moon by Double reviews
[Complete] Due to rumors that Nakuru spread, the whole school thinks that Yuki and Touya are a pair and prosecutes them. Under pressure, Yuki avoids Touya, not wanting to hurt him, and meanwhile, Yue’s magic is depleating. What will they do? YukitoXTouya
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,646 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/5/2005 - Published: 6/12/2004 - Yukito T., Tōya K. - Complete
Only Your Shadow by Mijan reviews
Draco sets Harry up for an ambush, and decides to follow him all day so he can watch the fireworks... but he gets much more than he bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,468 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
On Your Knees by Shibarania reviews
Naruto has lost a bet with Sasuke, and now must be his slave. What unearthly things will Sasuke make him do? [YAOI; sasunaru; ch. 2 UP]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,191 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 4/8/2004 - Published: 11/11/2003
SHOW ME by Konnie-chan reviews
A story of love and madness. Oh, right, and magik :P FINISHED
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,095 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/4/2003 - Published: 7/13/2003 - Tōya K., Yukito T. - Complete
Shades of Discovery by TamChronin reviews
Touya knows there's something different about his newest friend; he knows there's something going on with his sister, but no one will tell him anything!
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,025 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/22/2003 - Published: 12/9/2002 - Tōya K., Yukito T. - Complete
Taishakuten's Mad Ramblings by little Alex reviews
Taishakuten's rambles madly at night? Slash.
RG Veda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2001 - Complete
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Night breed reviews
Oneshot!An alien crashes into a planet and struggles for his survival, searching for something or someone. They call to each other and find each other. That's how soul mates are even when from different planets. Sasuke x Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,167 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Harem reviews
SasuNaru!Sakura bashing.In the Land of Konoha,women rule.Every princess has her own harem.No honor is higher than being one of their husbands.They have no duty other than pleasuring their princesses and their sentence of betrayal to her is only death
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 74,149 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Con men reviews
SasuNaru main -SaiNaru! Sai, a con as confidence man, lives off rich people One day he meets the noble Uchiha Sasuke who shares the same passion but in quite a higher level.Then competition begins.The first one to deceive beautiful rich Naruto wins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Uchiha Uzumaki Household reviews
Warning:A serie of oneshots about a certain cute and lovely household!A Hokage,An Anbu Captain and of course their children!SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,359 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Incubus Guardian reviews
SasuNaru. Oneshot! Naruto is hurt and lonely. All he has as a friend is an imaginary voice created by his own mind or so he thinks. What happens when this voice takes on a real form? And not any form but the form of an Unhuman creature?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,521 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Little Red Apple reviews
Under construction.It's time for prince Sasuke and his brother to choose their brides according to the tradition of their country,With using Sacred Red Apples.What happens when Sasuke’s bride is not what he was expecting?not even human but a fox?SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,982 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Fruit of Love reviews
-On hold - A happy ending fairy tale or a tragedic sad ending tale?Which one can be the real one when we have a cruel sadistic King who does not believe in love and A beautiful Demon with his soul broken and his heart caged? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Sunflower among Roses reviews
Red Light City.The city of lust and pleasure.A dimension separated from this world.Where Sin holds no meaning.Where you can enjoy your seconds in pure ecstacy.Join us in this forbidden paradise.SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,616 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.