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Joined 12-19-05, id: 952859, Profile Updated: 04-06-13
Author has written 48 stories for Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fruits Basket, Dragon Ball Z, Harry Potter, Samurai Deeper Kyo, Cowboy Bebop, Full Metal Panic, Death Note, Left 4 Dead, and Merlin.

Name: Natalie

Other profile names: Star0307 (abandoned; stories labelled "repost" came from this account), kozanryuusui (on lj; click on link)

Favorite anime/shows: Cowboy Bebop, Doctor Who, Downton Abbey, Dragonball Z, Frasier, Fullmetal Alchemist, Full Metal Panic!, El internado, Merlin, Naruto, Ouran High School Host Club, Pushing Daisies, Rurouni Kenshin, Los Serrano, Sherlock (BBC), Yuu Yuu Hakusho

Favorite books/manga: Death Note, Fruits Basket, Good Omens, Harry Potter, Howl's Moving Castle, Pride and Prejudice, Samurai Deeper Kyo, The Wheel of Time

Favorite video games: Assassin's Creed series, Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy X, Kingdom Hearts, Left 4 Dead, Left 4 Dead 2, Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Zelda: Twilight Princess

Awards: "Wind Chimes" 2nd Place and Members' Choice in the UFO Awards, "The Assailant" 3rd Place in the UFO Awards


Soundtracks (courtesy of 8tracks)

No Man - http://8tracks.com/lilkyonkyon/no-man
Featuring songs from Led Zeppelin, Ok Go, and OneRepublic.

Monster - http://8tracks.com/lilkyonkyon/monster
Featuring songs from Flyleaf, Death Cab for Cutie, and Muse.

Separate Heartbeats - http://8tracks.com/lilkyonkyon/separate-heartbeats
Featuring songs from Sara Bareilles, the Brazilian Girls, and Mumford and Sons.

Ouran Mix - http://8tracks.com/lilkyonkyon/ouran-mix
Inspired by Ouran High School Host Club! Featuring songs from Queen, Fun., and Lady GaGa.

Blood - http://8tracks.com/lilkyonkyon/blood
Featuring songs from Muse, Owl City, and Oasis.

Cowboy Mix - http://8tracks.com/lilkyonkyon/bebop-mix
Inspired by Cowboy Bebop! Featuring songs from The Guess Who, of Montreal, and Elton John.


Work-in-Progress (3):

Little Secret UPDATE 08/03/10: I'm going to look into Little Secret again and see if there's anything I can do. Again, there will be editing, although I'm not sure it will be as major as last time. Hopefully, by beginning again, I'll be able to rekindle my own interest in the story and finally finish it. Here's to hoping!

The Simple Need to Talk UPDATE 4/6/13: Yay! Seven chapters down, ninety-three more to go!!!

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts UPTDATE 07/11/09: First full chapter up, with rules and everything. They're fun and relatively easy to write, so hopefully it won't take me a long time between chapters. Then again, I'm crazy, so there you go.

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The Chaos Theory by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
"If you die, I die," he mentioned. "Tell me when you're ready." Time travel story. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 143,534 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
World War Zo II : Desolation by Epic Breadstick reviews
Zoey made it. But at what cost? What destruction had she left in her wake? Fighting for her way back into the world she desperately tried to escape, Zoey searches for the ones she abandoned and the part of her she so often repelled. Sequel to World War Zo
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,829 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Zoey, Ellis
The Flatmate by attica reviews
After the Ministry seizes all of Draco Malfoy's possessions - including his beloved Malfoy Manor - he takes up drinking and finds himself taking up temporary residence at Hermione Granger's flat in Wizarding London. But what neither of them expect is that a lot can happen in 139 days in such close quarters - even the impossible. DHr. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 44,030 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
His Majesty Prefers Blue by ShamelessLiar reviews
A year after the war's end, the gaang returns to the Fire Nation for a week of diplomatic meetings. There, they hear rumors about a vigilante who wears a blue mask and Katara finds herself digging deeper into his identity and motives. Blue/Zutara Lemons
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 212,173 - Reviews: 2361 - Favs: 1,696 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Sasuke Oniichan by Khmerfujoshi reviews
After accidentally hitting Hinata with an experimental jutsu, Sakura was beyond horrified to find out who would have to take care of the seven-year old girl. And to make things worse, Sasuke doesn't seem to mind. Sasuhina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,451 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Friend Number Three by riptey reviews
COMPLETE - How do you deal with the Pureblood aristocracy, Ministry corruption, Muggle culture invasions, and constant questions about your love life while juggling more than two friends and not being a total jerk? Don't ask Draco: he doesn't know. D/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 138,388 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Series of Unfortunate Events by Geeky-DMHG-Fan reviews
Set after DH and will completely ignore the Epilogue. Hermione keeps running into Draco Malfoy. Will anything other than disaster come from these chance encounters?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 119,246 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Driving Lessons by MrsTater reviews
Drives with Branson take Sybil to surprising destinations.
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,003 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Sybil C., T. Branson - Complete
Broken Yolk by attica reviews
COMPLETE! "You know that love really isn't what they say it is, right? In the books? In the fairytales? Nobody comes and rescues you from your tower. Nobody fights off a big bad witch or even slays a dragon." A story in which everyone wants someone other than the one they're with. Post-Hogwarts, ultimately D/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,618 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Unspoken Rules by Ivoryshell reviews
Response to Things I’m not allowed to do at Hogwarts Challenge, one-shot collections of Draco and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,847 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Ninja's Guide to Surviving High School by JA-Japster reviews
Romance! Action! Dating! Deception! Sexual tension! It would be a typical high school experience if not for one thing: all your friends are ninjas and an evil group of renegade ninjas want you dead. Slightly AU UPDATED: 01.05.2011. COMPLETED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 261,112 - Reviews: 1801 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Six Words by verity candor reviews
For the Hemingway Six Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Complete
World War Zo by Epic Breadstick reviews
Zoey is torn apart by the loss of her comrades. Desperate for salvation, she is forced to place her trust and her life in hands of four strangers. It's been done before, but not quite like this .
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,991 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Zoey, Ellis - Complete
A Hungry Man is an Angry Man by aiden.c reviews
James' marauding friends "forgot" to wake him up for dinner, so he enlists Lily to escort him to the kitchens. The outcome may not be what the people of Hogwarts expect. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Published: 6/28/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Delegation by x-NewGirlInTown-x reviews
Written for The Proverb Challenge. All dialogue. Well, the Marauders' dorm is in a mess, but who's gonna be left to tidy it up? Read and find out! Please RxR.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2010 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Conflicts of Interest by MadamHydra reviews
The WEAPONS have reappeared. Cloud and his friends discover that his ties to both his old friend Zack and his arch-nemesis Sephiroth are deeper and stronger than he could ever imagine. ABANDONED - rewritten as Conflicts of Interest Redux
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 156,898 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 5/5/2000 - Cloud S.
Leap Year by attica reviews
"Nobody needs anybody, Granger. They just want to the point of pain." One-shot, old! Written eons ago for sandi wandi at the dmhgficexchange. DHr as always.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,116 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Who You Walk With by Static Lull reviews
Regulus —- this is what you are and aren't. For the Proverb Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Regulus B. - Complete
Falling Leaves by Jemennuie reviews
Lupin remembers meeting Sirius on the Hogwarts express, Sirius avowing that he was not going to be a Slytherin. He remembers meeting Sirius's family. And he remembers meeting Sirius again in the Shrieking Shack, more than ten years later. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Juniper by attica reviews
What Blaise Zabini hadn’t understood in the beginning soon became the clearest thing in the entire universe. DHr. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Unfortunate Circumstances by snappleducated reviews
The fifth time they’re found in a broom closet together, the best excuse Draco can think of is that he’s stealing her lunch money. — DracoHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Beautiful Things Can Come From The Dark by yesterdayschild4 reviews
He finds her, broken and bleeding, and it will change everything. A rape aftermath story told from Draco Malfoy's POV. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 135,873 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Socially Unacceptable Courtship by opalish reviews
Of Hyuuga Hinata. "I am so not helping them with the hand-holding," Hanabi sighed. "Seriously." SasuHina cracktastic oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Nothing but a Nightmare by Squid7000 reviews
Bellatrix slowly opened her eyes and eyed the jagged rocks and crashing waves below her. It would be so easy. So easy to leave this horrid world behind." One-shot. For the Feeling of Color Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Regret Not A Thing by Mizerable reviews
Even in my darkest hour, your hand still found mine.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 117,644 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Sasuke U.
Violet Means You Love Me by Lilac Owl reviews
Set in the three unknown years, Bulma entices Vegeta into helping her with the garden, and close encounters ensue. What happens when tension between the Prince and Yamcha hits a breaking point? Absurdity, of course. The love story of a lifetime.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,595 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
The Dragon's Bride by Rizzle reviews
7th year. Draco & Hermione awaken in a Muggle hotel room, naked, hung-over and tattooed. They also happen to be married. Thus begin a desperate search for a solution to their sticky situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 225,164 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 3,107 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1969 - Favs: 2,216 - Follows: 1,674 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Age Of Consent by Lady Silvamord reviews
"Sasuke Uchiha, did you just sell me to your crazy older brother?" How Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto learn that stealing Christmas trees off the Interstate is not the way to go. With help from Law Enforcement Agent Itachi Uchiha, of course. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,609 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
It's a Kid Thing by miikka-xx reviews
In which Sasuke attempts to convert Hinata into his fangirl. And, ultimately, fails. Unrequited SasuHina. Kiddie fic. COMPLETE. Sequel up, called 'It's a Grown Up Thing'.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,608 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Burn Beautiful by kajibot reviews
After Bella is turned, a million problems arise. The werewolves are furious, Victoria is still thirsty for revenge, and suddenly, Edward and Bella's relationship takes an unexpected turn, bringing them somewhere neither of them have gone before.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 94,673 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
Only Bastards Rise by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has learned everything from his mistakes. Anyone who thinks otherwise is dead wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 226 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Lab Monkey by Tempestt reviews
AU VB Bulma has captured Vegeta before he has a chance to escape Earth. She now has him imprisioned in her lab. What will the beautiful scientist do with the deadly prince?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 162,182 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Being There by JJ Rust reviews
Hermione can solve any problem . . . except one. How to ease Ron's pain in the wake of Fred's death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Automatic by Dayadhvam reviews
Gaara's shield defense is automatic: he has never had to consciously think about ordering the sand where it is needed. Kankurou and Temari have always known this.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Contradiction by Blossomwitch reviews
There are many theories as to how exactly it was that Hiei and Kurama wound up working side by side again after the Three Artifacts arc. Well, it wasn't their idea. A rather unlikely duo for the job go to recruit Kurama to recruit Hiei. Oneshot, complete.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Kurama M., Botan - Complete
Brother by LeDiz reviews
Al knows his brother, he's just not so sure about Ed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
That Old Fashioned Family Nobility by ckret2 reviews
DH spoilers Nineteen years after Voldemort's fall, the Malfoy name is far from admired. As Scorpius starts school, he struggles between family tradition and doing whatever it takes to regain respect for the Malfoys.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,297 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Scorpius M., Draco M. - Complete
If It Was You by attica reviews
The fabulous sequel to Basketcase. “Malfoy,” she found herself saying, and not very nicely, either. “I love you.” To which he then promptly responded by slamming the door right in her face. DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 138,487 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
What You're Doing by Sass Master reviews
Reno is forced to contemplate the meaning of his flirtatious phone calls to Tifa...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Reno, Tifa L.
At the Edges by Lisse reviews
Anko and Kurenai and definitions of grief. Post 328.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Hidden Ache by drinktea reviews
Reno is bored of it all: the same sights, the same sounds, the same smells. What he needs is a challenge. Where will he find one? Where he least expects it. Postgame RenoTifa.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,224 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 11/11/2004 - Reno, Tifa L.
The Establishment of a Meaningful Context by attica reviews
Because the boy certainly had enough mind to know not to excite the impetuous old man, even if he did not have enough wits about him to know that he was very secretly in love with the girl standing exactly two feet and six point five inches away. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,817 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Bounty Hunter by nightwalker3 reviews
It took them all by surprise to find out the guy was actually after Hiei.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Yusuke U., Kurama M. - Complete
An Immodest Proposal by Juxtaposie reviews
Maes goes drinking to make a bad day better, and ends up making it the best day ever
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 58 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
The Founding of Pigwarts II: Cooking Chaos by Heptagon reviews
When the recipe for chaos is ready, someone should go ahead and cook it. With the help of boredom, alcohol, and a victim.. erm.. accomplice, Ginny Weasley, soon to be Potter, is just the right person. Third part up: Chaos Is Served
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,598 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Green Apple Elixir and Sugared Vanilla by Quillslinger reviews
In which everyone in Konoha has relationship problems, and Naruto and Ino may just turn out to be the most well adjusted of them all. Naruto/Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,449 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Lucky Bachelorette Number Two by Quillslinger reviews
"Maybe he's angry that you made him the other woman," Sakura whispered frantically. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mornings by Dreaming of Everything reviews
Because Gaara is always there in the mornings. Gen sandsibs bondingfic, completed oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1714 - Favs: 3,092 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Downtime by nightwalker3 reviews
Kurama wasn't expecting company. Obviously.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Kurama M., K. Kuwabara - Complete
Secret Weapon by Lady Salazar reviews
AU Several years after Voldemort's resurrection in 1991, the war is fairing poorly... until the Ministry of Magic unveils its superweapon... The Project, Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Execution of All Things by attica reviews
PostHBP. AU. Because faith and failure both had something in common. They were both Fwords. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,522 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fraternization by Bassomatic reviews
Hakuro calls Roy and Riza into his office for a little chat...about fraternization. Added a second chapter BECAUSE I AM WEAK. But after this, no more. And now I think it deserves its rating.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
The Ends of the Earth by SilverStar24 reviews
Ch 21 up! “Granger,” he said softly, his voice fading. What?” she snapped. “I know where to find one of the Horcruxes.” He saw the shocked look on her face for a fleeting second before he collapsed to the ground, unconscious. Post HBP. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 112,214 - Reviews: 2260 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 1,130 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Double Hair Trouble by mistressmarionette reviews
Hikaru and Kaoru's POV for the end of episode 5, as well as a little something that may or may not have happened behind the scenes...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 65 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Think like a Rabbit by Heather Logan reviews
A lesson in stalking brings a young Kenshin just a bit too close to his quarry. Oneshot.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Kenshin, Hiko - Complete
Good Intentions by Lisse reviews
Her grandfather is dying and there is no such place as Amestris.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Edward E. - Complete
Yuusuke and the Yakuza by nightwalker3 reviews
For once they were in trouble and it wasn't Yuusuke's fault. Well, not exactly.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Yusuke U., K. Kuwabara - Complete
Macbeth by cyropi reviews
‘Come what come may, time and the hour runs through the roughest day.’ Voldemort’s second rise to power and a part in Shakespeare’s infamous Scottish Play make this fitting for Hermione – especially when she discovers a darker side to Draco Malfoy. PreHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 120,368 - Reviews: 2288 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Kissed By A Thorn by Rosiekins reviews
This is Bulma Briefs speaking! My diary is unlocked, and waiting to be read! Inside is the true story of Vegeta and I. Read, or else I will pound your skull in with a mallet! :Lots of romantic BV action now. Do read! Please? Haha.: Complete!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,790 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 2/25/2002 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Fire and Light: Sequel to Conqueror of Shambala by Sarif reviews
Ten years after Ed and Al's return from Germany, World War II has ignited Europe, and Amestrian alchemy may hold the key to victory...or defeat. Rated for language, violence and eventual adult situations.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 50,009 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/10/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006
All It Took by iknowthewords reviews
Reno catches holy hell. [post AC, possible ReTi implied]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Reno, Tifa L. - Complete
Like That by Windswift reviews
Shigure did not understand everything that she did, but he had come to realize that Tohru was like that. [What ever happened to those Zodiac ornaments, anyway?]
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Shigure S., Tohru H. - Complete
Snowball's Chance in Hell by Sass Master reviews
Tifa's acting a little strange, but Reno's not complaining. 7th in a collection of 14
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Reno, Tifa L. - Complete
Charon's Gift by Philyra912 reviews
Oneshot PostHBP. On a joyless Christmas Eve, Hermione goes to visit the graves of the fallen. There she meets the man who destroyed her hope, and perhaps the only one who can give it back to her. 8/15/08: NOMINATED AT THE QUIBBLER AWARDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,200 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 95 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Saving Draco Malfoy by apathetica reviews
“How does it feel? When she thanks you for saving her life?” Blaise said. Draco’s face twisted, mimicking the tightening of his chest. "Like hell.” Draco said. “Maybe you’ve got a heart after all” Blaise whispered. “That makes one of us.” Draco returned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,527 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Basketcase by attica reviews
DHr. “Is that really what makes you happy? Because I find that quite sad, relying on the failures of other people for your sick amusement when you can just look in the mirror every day and see the biggest failure in the world.” Oooh, BURN. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 292,537 - Reviews: 2622 - Favs: 2,312 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Five Galleons Says She Wins by Hafthand reviews
Winner of the 'Best Humor Fiction' in the Goblets Award 2007! ‘Five galleons says she wins this time,’ Blaise said after a moment’s thought. He fished out the gold and flashed it at TheBoyWhoLived. DrHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Vengeance by Kellen reviews
When two year old Elysia Hughes is abducted and her father injured, Gracia turns to Colonel Mustang for help. When Roy arrives in Central, he himself pitted against a criminal who will stop at nothing to satiate his thirst for revenge. [WIP]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,986 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/13/2005 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Roy M.
Never Gamble by Heathenesque reviews
Sergeant Major Cain Fuery always bets in the office pool when Havoc and Mustang compete for the attentions of a pretty woman. All too often, he looses, though. But not tonight. TWT, One Shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Jean H., Roy M. - Complete
Advice from you by Mrs. Trunks Briefs reviews
Goku and Trunks team up together to get Bulma and Vegita to fall in love! But will they succeed? Found out! Yamcha bashings so not for Yamcha lovers! CHAPTER 24 & 25 IS UP! THE END IS HERE! RUN! COMPLETE
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,006 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Who They Were by Erythros reviews
It's in that minute that he hates the world, hates the War, hates themselves... for being who they were. Companion piece to No Longer Pretend. [DHr]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dividing the Bones by Tobu Ishi reviews
Ed watched his brother's eyes growing larger as his body grew thinner... Oneshot, focus on young!Ed and Al during their training. Minor spoilers for the Yolk Island incident. Child abusestarvation.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Published: 10/13/2005 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Your Weird Wish is Granted by Baron Hausenpheffer reviews
My collection of DBZ humor tales, revealing the wacky misadventures and unfortunate incidents they DIDN'T show you on TV. Black tights, malfunctioning powers, and more!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,097 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/18/2005 - Published: 8/31/2005 - King Cold, Frieza
Fruits Basket Does Phantom by jezebel-summonthepolice reviews
For some reason, Kaibara high decide to put on a production of The Phantom of The Opera. The Sohmas and Tohru find themselves taking part. Features Kyo losing it. COMPLETE! No sequel will be written for this fickle. Sorry!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,099 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/3/2005 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
Divine Humiliation by zarah joyce reviews
You humiliated me. I admit you played me very well. However, don't expect this to be the end. After a series of twists and turns, what will be the end of it all? FINISHED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,508 - Reviews: 1763 - Favs: 1,679 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Beautiful Pictures! by Ochako107 reviews
[COMPLETE] It's Tohru's birthday and the Sohmas are trying to make the best of her day! Cake, presents, restaurants, friends, fun and everything a girl could ask for. The only problem? Yuki and Kyo totally forgot. Here's a day Tohru will never forget.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,090 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Complete
OneTwoThree by Juxtaposie reviews
Look at me. This is dancing, not target practice. If you’re watching for where to put your feet, you’re going to miss the whole point of the waltz. Mustang rescues Hawkeye from being a wallflower. Royai
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Yuki Makes a Really Big Mistake by jezebel-summonthepolice reviews
after some advice from Shigure, Yuki tries out a Dating search... This just goes to show how valuble Shigure's advice actually is. Although, I have to say, stupid Yuki for actually listening to him.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Yuki S.
No Longer Pretend by Erythros reviews
He's the most important man of the War, but it's strange that he submits to her, of all people. [HarryPansy DracoHermione]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Harry P., Pansy P.
Sweet Tooth by Blonde Hurricane reviews
Riza gives in to temptations while standing in the break room. Its more innocent than it seems. Actually, I think its pretty funny. My first upload, so be kind.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Riza H., Jean H.
Life in Pictures by mmmslash reviews
Oneshot. Why Hughes takes so many pictures.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Maes H., Elysia H. - Complete
A Gryffindor Tried and True by Meercat reviews
[COMPLETE] Voldemort discovers Snape's role as a spy. Harry is dying. Severus Snape, Hermione Granger, and Neville Longbottom to the rescue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 57,339 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 2/2/2003 - Complete
Mater Familias by Tobu Ishi reviews
I was your mother once, she told him with an air of great drunken magnanimity one evening. Envycentric, oneshot, spoilers for pretty much the entire series
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Envy - Complete
Serenade by kimi no vanilla reviews
There is an old saying in the Nara family: Don't walk with the shadows for too long, or you'll become one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Play Me Some More of that Old Blues by dragonnan reviews
IT'S FINISHED!Sometimes, fate dictates the course of our lives... and deaths. Spike's story is not over yet. Something happened to them all, something they forgot, something that may change what fate dictated.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,892 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 6/11/2004
Jail Break by nightwalker3 reviews
COMPLETE - "I'm going to kill you," Kuwabara said slowly and carefully, enunciating each syllable with the careful precision usually reserved for prayer. "I'm going to kill you, and I'm going to roast your flesh and I'm going to feed it to my cat."
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Yusuke U., K. Kuwabara - Complete
In the Wolves' Den by omasuoniwabanshi reviews
What happens one night when Saitoh notices an intruder in the Shinsengumi Headquarters? My take on how Saitoh met Tokio. COMPLETED. Please read and review!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,941 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/30/2005 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Saitou - Complete
The Art of Being Human by Kay the Cricketed reviews
[Angst] Roy Mustang is as flesh and blood as the rest of the world... he just hides it a little easier. Or not.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2005
Somewhere Slightly North of Reality by Diva-esque reviews
There's an art to asking for directions, one which Haru knows all too well.
Crossover - Ranma & Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Ryoga, Hatsuharu S. - Complete
Wired by Tobu Ishi reviews
Does it hurt?" Ed's in for repairs, and Winry hits a nerve...literally. Humor, one-shot, highly uncomfortable Edward, hints of hormonal EdWin
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2549 - Favs: 5,853 - Follows: 341 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Wooden by Tobu Ishi reviews
(SPOILERS) He never realized how useful automail could be until he was an entire world away from it, or what a pain simple daily tasks could become. (one-shot, profanity galore, sarcastic Hohenheim)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Complete
Jaybird by Tobu Ishi reviews
The next day, Ed thought to beat the system by going outside to use the shower spigot on the back wall of the house, usually reserved for hosing down equipment and occasionally the dog..." PG, oneshot, hints of EdWin, comic nudity
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Complete
Blemished by Tobu Ishi reviews
Sasuke sits at his window, brooding over the ominous mark that curses his skin...but not all is as it seems. (rated for a bit of language)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/26/2004
Spinning by drinktea reviews
It was cute. In, you know, a funny, weird sort of way. ReTi.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2004 - Reno, Tifa L. - Complete
Naruto Primer by Link and Luigi reviews
Ever read Chicken Soup for the Soul? Well, this isn't really like it. But it has the same format filled with all sorts of short stories. You're BOUND to find something for the whole family! COMPLETED!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 139,709 - Reviews: 2632 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Complete
Fidelitas by kali6 reviews
A DracoHermione story, with a bit of adventure and a lot of fighting. Based on the old potions class cliche. Don't hold it against me. Story is complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,205 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/2/2004 - Published: 2/9/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Truth and Consequence by Ersatz reviews
A brief account of an event crucial to Draco's formative years, paving the way to the dastardly rotter we all know and tolerate. Reviews always appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/12/2003 - Draco M. - Complete
Bulma and the Prince by DragonRaye reviews
Bulma and her 'son' Gohan are taken from Earth. Of course they want to go home, but our favorite prince won't let them go without him being in on it.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 50,406 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/18/2003 - Published: 5/29/2002 - Bulma, Vegeta
Twelfth Use Of Dragon's Blood by Wonderland Toy reviews
Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 89 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Jyuunishi Adventures In a Cabin by Link and Luigi reviews
Teenage Ayame, Shigure and Hatori have been bestowed with the responsibility of taking eight of the younger characters out into the wilderness. Who thought this would be a good idea? It doesn't matter. It would just make an interesting plot. Completed!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,535 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/8/2003 - Published: 12/22/2002 - Complete
Midgar Booty, or The Cloud Strife Song by Tobu Ishi reviews
Due to an extremely random misfire of neutrons in my brain, here is a lovely parody of the song Baby Got Back, by Sir Mix-A-Lot. If you like Cloud (or big swords ) why not give it a shot?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/31/2002
Sentimental Journey by Agent Orange reviews
The crew finds themselves split up and ticked off on the holiest of nights. Can a holiday miracle save them? Heh. Not likely. Completed.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,386 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/12/2002 - Published: 12/2/2002 - Complete
Freaks Flock Together by Agent Orange reviews
The Bebop gang goes undercover at an institute for troubled families to catch a shrink with a shady past. Luckily, dysfunction isn't a stretch for them. Complete. Rated R for potty mouths.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,533 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/28/2002 - Published: 3/19/2002 - Complete
Never Been Kissed by Midnight Crow reviews
Not based on the movie, but rather, a spinoff from Adimra's My Pleasure My Pain. What if Bulma was never taken away when she and Vegeta met as kids? Their friendship finally blooms into young love.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/12/2002 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Bra, Trunks and Dear Ol' Dad by Darke Angelus reviews
My first DBZ story ever! Teenaged Bra has run away to take part in a rave and it's up to a PO'ed Vegeta and a reluctant Trunks to get her before the cops do! -One shot-
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,113 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/21/2002 - Vegeta, Bra
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Where Shallow Becomes Deep reviews
Merlin must really fancy lakes, he blindly rationalized. Arthur trails Merlin to the banks of Avalon. After episode 2x9. Oneshot.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Simple Need to Talk reviews
Each day that passed brought Harry a new challenge, but it also brought him further and further from the war. Post-War Drabble. Rated for language. Title from O'Brien's The Things They Carried. ::100 Times Challenge:: WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Harry P.
Forever Hold Your Peace reviews
"Fight for those you love. Even if you can't say those words. You must fight." Severus and Draco. Unrequited Severus/Lily. Sixth year. Rated for adult themes. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Hard Candy reviews
He makes a vicious mental note to bite Ron's finger later. Peter Pettigrew's (a.k.a. Wormtail's, a.k.a. Scabbers') POV. Third year. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Peter P., Ron W. - Complete
Meaningless reviews
Even Naruto knew he wasn't the brightest, but heck, it would have taken a friggin genius to figure out why Itachi was allowing him to tag along. Slight Naruto-bashing, all in good nature. Rated for language. Oneshot. Further summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,390 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Six Feet Under reviews
Draco contemplates the meaning of the word 'family,' though he really should have gotten it out of the way before this whole mess started. Especially now that his aunt was blowing up things like it was her job. HBP end. Rated for language. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Draco M., Bellatrix L.
20,20 reviews
Something was off. It was easy for Neji to tell because he was losing a fight. In which Neji needs glasses. If you liked "Two Birds, One Stone", give this one a go. Crack!fic. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Neji H. - Complete
No Man reviews
When he brought Cedric's prone body back, no one could pretend anymore. Fourth year. Ten drabbles and a one-shot. Inspired by John Donne. Rated for language and adult themes. ::Ten to One Challenge::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Cedric D. - Complete
I Am reviews
Ellis is having a typical day… until his ma tries to eat him for breakfast. Now, armed with Pa's old shotty and Ma's skillet, he goes to find what in Sam Hill is going on. Ellis' POV. Rated for language and gore. Oneshot. Alternate Nick, Ro, Coach.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,420 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Ellis - Complete
Ubi Sunt reviews
Draco Malfoy, twenty-three, is finally confronting the ghosts of his past. Literally. AR Post-Hogwarts. Rated for gore and language. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,820 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Draco M. - Complete
How a Certain Saiyan Prince Ruined Christmas reviews
"T'was the night before Christmas, when all through C.C., not a soul was stirring, except Scratch's fleas." Based off of "A Visit from St. Nicholas" by Clement Clark Moore. Rated for brief language. Crack!fic. Oneshot.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Vegeta - Complete
Ron Goes Exploring reviews
Ron woke up rather early that day, so he decided to see what was in Hermione's . . . teh . . . lee . . . vay . . . zhun. Tehleevayzhun. Hm. Implied RWHG. Oneshot. ::Muggle Artifacts Challenge::
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Scanties reviews
Scanties, knickers, alans, whatever you wanted to call them, a dare is a dare — and Draco Malfoy had to get Grangers before the week was out. Fourth year. Rated for teenage antics. Dramione. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,819 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Danger of Love reviews
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single wizard in possession of a large fortune, must be in want of a wife. Dramione. Based on Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice. Rated for language. Further summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,158 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cupid Lied reviews
Love isn't bliss. It's not magical, warm, or familiar. Love is a bludger to the temple, a Cruciatus, a dragon ripping your heart to bits until it's nothing but a stain on the floor. So no, Draco wasn't enjoying it, thank you. DMHG unrequited. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Before the Fall reviews
Draco hadn't meant for it to happen that way. He never really meant for anything to happen, not to anyone. AR seventh year. Major character death. Rated for language. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Draco M. - Complete
A Blank Canvas reviews
'No, not a new beginning,' he thought as he placed a blank canvas on the easel. 'Just an old one.' Harry tries his hand at resurrection. First year. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Hand That Holds the World
He didn't believe in God, not after what he had seen. And, to be honest, he didn't really believe in mankind, either. Rated for strong language. Oneshot. ::The "Where was man?" Challenge::
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Roy M. - Complete
Family Reunion reviews
The Uchiha clan has a mandatory five year reunion, and Sasuke thinks he's having this one by himself. Boy, was he wrong. Rated T for swearing. Crack!fic. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
L's Real Name reviews
Light hatches a plan to find out L's real name. It's so simple, so devious, nothing could go wrong. Unfortunately, he didn't account for L himself. Rated for language and large quantities of alcohol. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
Lunacy reviews
Dennis couldn't tell whether it was the full moon or her charm, but before he knew it, he'd gotten himself neck-deep in trouble. Dennis Creevey/Gabrielle Delacour. Rated for innuendo. Oneshot. ::Rare Pairings Challenge::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Dennis C., Gabrielle D. - Complete
Be Ambitious reviews
Bellatrix had always felt alone until she found her vocation. Rated for adult themes. Oneshot. ::The "Misunderstood" Challenge::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Wind Chimes reviews
Kyo's POV after he, Tohru, Yuki, Hana and Uo visited the graveyard. Rated for swearing. Subtle spoilers for the end of the anime. Oneshot. Repost. Second Place and Member's Choice in the 2006 UFO Awards.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Bra's Dad reviews
A story told through the eyes of Bra's boyfriend, David. How does Bra's father react to his daughter dating? Three guesses! Rated for language and slight innuendo. Oneshot. Repost.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Vegeta - Complete
All That's Bottled Up Inside reviews
Love had always eluded her. That was why, deep down inside, Merope knew it was too good to last. Tom Sr./Merope unrequited. Rated for graphic adult themes. Further summary inside. ::The Five Chapters Challenge::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Merope G. - Complete
The Assailant reviews
Kurz is on break. Mao is running errands. That leaves Sousuke to listen to Chidori mindlessly flipping through a magazine. He only thought it would be a peaceful night. Implied Sousuke/Chidori. Oneshot. Third Place in the 2009 UFO Awards.
Full Metal Panic - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Sousuke S., Kaname C. - Complete
Brothers on a Hotel Bed reviews
Thirty years after their separation, and he was already dying. Naruto decides to bring his old friend back home before he leaves them forever. Inspired by DCfC’s “Brothers on a Hotel Bed.” Rated for slight language and adult themes. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,704 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts reviews
A collection of flash fiction through Harry's years at Hogwarts featuring a troublesome new character. Inspired by the series of icons with a few of my own. Rated for innuendo and language. ::The Things I am not Allowed to do at Hogwarts Challenge:: WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009
Portugal reviews
Fred and George discover something as shocking as Portugal! Implied RWHG. Oneshot. ::The Parts of Speech Challenge::
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Why Fairy Tales Never Come True reviews
“He would never forget the smell of flowers.” George remembers the day he attended his first wake, and why ‘happily ever after’ is a fantasy after all. Rated for adult themes. Oneshot. ::First Memory Challenge:: ::Just Dialogue/Description Challenge::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/18/2009 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Two Birds, One Stone reviews
Hiashi knows it’s time for Hinata and Neji to get the Talk. He decides to kill two birds with one stone and tell them at the same time. Rated for innuendo. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Forever Broke reviews
During another dry spell, the Bebop crew digs up an old bounty for a cheap meal. Too bad they forgot to factor in a little thing called time. Rated for language and innuendo. Further summary inside.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,349 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Spike S. - Complete
Little Secret reviews
He was ordered to destroy the entire city, but certainly one little girl couldn't hurt. AU BV. Rated for adult themes, violence and language. Repost. Further summary inside. WIP.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,148 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Vegeta, Bulma
This Thing of Ours reviews
The Dark Lord has a vendetta against Harry Potter, and step one of his plan involves a new prospect — Draco Malfoy. Warning: Death Eater mafia. Between OotP and HBP. Crack!fic. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Draco M., Voldemort - Complete
Forever reviews
They all lost her, and it hurt. Even though he knows life is fleeting... why can't things simply last forever? Rated for language and adult themes. Songfic. Oneshot. Repost.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete
From, Edward Elric reviews
A short letter from Ed Elric to his fans. If you love Ed, this was meant for you! Beware: he has a dirty mouth.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Edward E. - Complete
From, Spike Spiegel reviews
A letter from Spike Spiegel to all of his fans. Meant for all those girls and guys who love this bounty hunter. Beware: he has a dirty mouth.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Spike S. - Complete
shizukasa reviews
He was forever held to this tribe. That was the way things were. Spoilers for book 19. Oneshot.
Samurai Deeper Kyo - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hotaru, Shinrei - Complete
From, Draco Malfoy reviews
A letter from Draco Malfoy addressed to his fan girls. If you love Draco, this is meant for you to read!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Draco M. - Complete
Behind Closed Doors reviews
Just as he's about to enter Colonel Mustang's office, Havoc hears something that he probably shouldn't have. Something... dirty. Rated for innuendo and mild swearing. Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Jean H., Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
I Leave You reviews
Post DH, so SPOILERS! Harry, Ron and Hermione get a little visit from the new Minister of Magic and receive their rather surprising inheritances. Rated for brief language. Oneshot. Further summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Holiday reviews
It's just another weekend holiday at Hogwarts... except that things are getting a little interesting. Rated for innuendo. Implied RWHG. Kind of a crazy story. Oneshot. Further summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,247 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Complete
Beautiful reviews
"My mom used to say that everyone is beautiful, in their own way." A young Kyo and his mother on a rainy day. Oneshot.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Kyo S. - Complete
Which reviews
"Look... at... me..." he whispered. Snape's POV at the end of DH, you know the part. Rated for gore and dark themes. Obviously spoilers for DH. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Intervention reviews
Kyo arrives home one day to an empty house... or so he thinks. Rated for swearing and adult content. Oneshot. Repost.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
A Quick Swim reviews
Hatori took Ayame's advice. Never again... Oneshot.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Hatori S., Shigure S. - Complete
A Black Tie Affair reviews
Riza never dresses up for anything, so when it's time for the Fuhrer's birthday party—a blacktie event—she gets some unlikely and unwanted help from her fellow officers. Rated for swearing and innuendo. Slight Royai. Oneshot. Further summary inside.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,949 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Some New Lessons in Ninjutsu reviews
Just an average training day for Kakashi: reading Icha Icha Paradise. That is, until Sakura starts to read over his shoulder. It just goes downhill from there. Rated for suggestive themes. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Kakashi H. - Complete
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