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Joined 07-28-17, id: 9528921, Profile Updated: 08-22-18
Author has written 8 stories for Steven Universe, Star Vs. The Forces of Evil, and Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir.
writer & amateur illustrator. fandom favs are: Steven Universe, SVTFOE, Miraculous LB & CN, and Gravity Falls. currently only writing for the first three, but considering expanding my work into more fandoms!
fair warning, my plots are slow to develop -- I really enjoy exploring the psychology of characters so I go to great lengths to capture their attitudes along with their actions. also, I update about every other day.

honestly though I identify with toxic morty more than anything.

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My Dinner with Buff Frog by Jack Coffison reviews
After the events of 'Lintcatcher' and 'Trial by Squire', Marco visits Buff Frog at night. (Starco-ish)
Star Vs. The Forces of Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/23/2017 - Published: 11/10/2017 - Marco D., Buff Frog - Complete
The princess and her squire by Towairatu reviews
Slight AU taking place a few months after BFM. After the Battle for Mewni, Star isn't the only one to be in training. Marco, who became squire to sir Lavabo of the Wash, must learn knighthood if he wants to be the most helpful possible. Alas, a simple squire doesn't belong by the side of a future queen: they will have to learn living apart yet so close.
Star Vs. The Forces of Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,418 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/18/2017 - Published: 11/4/2017 - Star B., Marco D.
Three Wise Monkeys by pale-blue11 reviews
It was possible that the Truth just didn't want him. It was possible that it wanted to see him grow to yearn the blank simplicity of the Gate. Why else would it not let him die? Warnings inside.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 73,416 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/16/2017 - Published: 2/6/2015 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
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A Greater Good reviews
It's 1947, and two engineers, a psychologist, a risk assessor, and a facilities zone leader walk into a hospital... No, wait, there's no punch line. Pearl joins some colleagues working on what is supposed to be a routine check of a facility, and everything turns out to be *absolutely normal and there is nothing unethical going on whatsoever.* Human AU set in the 1950s.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,873 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/27/2018 - Published: 8/21/2018 - Pearl, Steven U.
gems are made for a purpose (and she was made to be broken) reviews
An introspective look at a particular Pearl, told through six defining moments in her life. Spoilers for Legs from Here to Homeworld abound.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,051 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/21/2018 - Pearl, White Diamond, Pink Diamond
My Pearl reviews
Pearl takes a six year old Steven out for ice cream, is mistaken for his mother, and they run into Amethyst on the boardwalk. Fluff, one-shot.
Steven Universe - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/21/2018 - Published: 6/28/2018 - Complete
under leaves so green reviews
After the Dupain-Cheng family purchases a flower shop around the block from the Agreste mansion, Chat Noir frequents the spot in search of company from the manager-but-not-really Marinette. Beneath the mask, Adrien starts to struggle with how cute she looks in that green apron. (AKA: the not-really flower shop AU where basically everything is the same)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 215,698 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 7/17/2018 - Published: 3/3/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir
Barbed Wire and Red Ribbons reviews
A comprehensive retelling of Star vs. the Forces of Evil, in the Bad Boy x Princess AU. Alternatively titled, "Star is trying her best and Marco just swears a lot."
Star Vs. The Forces of Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,041 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/11/2018 - Published: 2/18/2018 - Star B., Marco D., Tom, Janna
Struck and Struck Again reviews
After a month on Homeworld, Steven is back on Earth but has more problems than he knows what to do with. Sequel to Convictions & Captivity.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 85,685 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/25/2018 - Published: 9/28/2017 - Garnet, Pearl, Steven U., Connie M.
Is Different reviews
Marco has a difficult time celebrating an important day for Star. He is a nervous mess and keeps making it worse. Marked teen for *barely* suggestive themes.
Star Vs. The Forces of Evil - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,963 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/9/2018 - Published: 12/3/2017
Convictions and Captivity reviews
Canon divergent as of Storm in the Room. After escaping the Human Zoo, Steven's ready to meet the challenges of Homeworld, but before he and the Gems can ready themselves for the Diamond's next move, someone is captured. Relationships will be tested in this story of coping, loss and forgiveness. All of Steven Universe content belongs to Cartoon Network/Rebecca Sugar.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 235,157 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/24/2017 - Published: 7/29/2017 - Steven U., Connie M., Lapis Lazuli, Peridot - Complete