Author has written 21 stories for Song of the Lioness, Harry Potter, Fairy Tales, Mercy Thompson series, Twilight, and Criminal Minds.
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THE ELDER FUTHARK:
LOCKED BEHIND THE BASEMENT DOOR:
36 Silly Sayings!
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried.
When all else fails, read the directions.
Never hit a guy with glasses. Always use your fists.
I'll have to think twice about it before I give it a second thought.
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids and a mortgage.
Teamwork is essential, it gives them someone else to shoot at.
Conscience: What hurts when everything else feels so good.
Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy!
You're schizophrenic? Gee, that makes four of us.
Why is the word 'Abbreviation' so long?
If a tree fell on the florist, would he make any sound?
Error. Keyboard not found. Press any key to continue...
Floggings will continue until morale improves.
What if there were no hypothetical situations?
Dyslexics of the world untie!
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
Forgive your enemies, but remember their names.
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