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Joined 12-19-05, id: 953108
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and Hills Have Eyes.

One insane female, lover of world domination, the Cruciatus curse, and bubble baths, seeks Evil Dark Lord; nose optional.

All serious applicants send summons by means of Dark Mark.

The misadventures of Voldemort and his DeathEaters by kateandsomebooks reviews
Voldemort tries to be evil, but his Death Eaters just keep on embarrassing him. Includes Barty and his obession with practical jokes, Rabastan and his fear of the trivial, Snape and his constant exhasperation of all of them, and many more!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 70,657 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Voldemort
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lost girl reviews
"Gone were the days of foolish innocence and weakness; Laura knew what she had to do to survive, and she was determined to not be swallowed whole by time and the heat and endless sand of the New Mexican desert, and so found solstice in the man with the reptilian name. She belonged to the Hill dwellers now, and in some part, they belonged to her."
Hills Have Eyes - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,468 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Lizard, OC
Childlike reviews
Tom Marvolo Riddle had never cried in his entire lifetime.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Voldemort, Merope G. - Complete
Common Sense reviews
What the characters of Harry Potter should've really done in a number of situations highlighting their stupidty. Silly little oneshot, that thought it could become more and therefore did. Rating just for safety. In this section due to heavily used charac.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Thrice Defied reviews
“…Born to those who thrice defied him…” What exactly did Lily and James Potter do to outsmart the most feared and evil Dark Lord of all time? Just how did those events unfold? And who knew that HeWhoMustNotBeNamed was environmentally aware?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Voldemort
That's it? reviews
The Final Battle between the forces of Good and Evil, the Darkness and Light—is it all it’s really cracked up to be? What's the Dark Lord's true weakness? And just where is Ronald Weasley? Rating just to be safe. R&R please! Parody of the final HP book.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Voldemort - Complete