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Joined 12-19-05, id: 953218, Profile Updated: 02-28-11
Author has written 22 stories for Inheritance Cycle, Rurouni Kenshin, Alex Rider, D N Angel, Twilight, Yu Yu Hakusho, Artemis Fowl, Naruto, Mortal Instruments, Flame of Recca, Fairy Tales, Ironman, Sherlock, and Avengers.

To start off, I am both a perpetual slacker and continually busy, so don't expect speedy updates.

I love critism because I post things to become a better writer. If you have an obsessive-compulsive need to flame me, go ahead and singe away! However, if your critism is, in fact, harsh enough to be considered a flame, PLEASE, write something helpful so I know what to fix. I'd like to think that I'm above the need for reviews, but, um... I'm only human. I enjoy the knowledge that people are actually reading what I write.

I enjoy: humor, bad puns, chocolate, holidays, writing, art, a good spring thunder storm, baking, music, reading, thinking it's time to get up and then realizing I've still got another hour, travel, snuggling, surprises, the smell of books, board games, paper chains, kiwis, well written anime, guys with accents, movie marathons, improv, shiney sharpies, watching old people hold hands, the sound of my blinkers, and smiling.

I loathe: the smell of Axe, abortion, fundraisers, sea food, insincere apologies, and mangos.

Favorite Books: Harry Potter, Howl's Moving Castle, The Princess Bride, Lord of the Rings, Interview with a Vampire, Peace Like a River, and A Seperate Peace.

Favorite Mangas: Yu Yu Hakusho, Full Metal Alchemist, Ruroni Kenshin, Flame of Recca. My new obsessions are Black Cat and Gokusen. Look 'em up! :)

Quote of the moment: "Every man dies. Not every man really lives." William Wallace

Songs of the Moment: "Animal" and "You Always Make Me Smile"

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Scraps from the Coal Scuttle by AdidasandPie reviews
Drabbles, one-shots, and other short anecdotes about our favorite duo and company. No slash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 121 - Words: 41,739 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 3/6/2010
In the Shadows by Ravyn reviews
Collection of AU and Cannon 'what if' drabbles to show the possibilities between Kenshin Himura and Kaoru Kamiya. Newest: The new ice capped landscape was terrifying, but somehow this husband of hers, this fire elemental, didn't seem so bad.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 106,304 - Reviews: 1371 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 1/7/2009 - [Kenshin, Kaoru, Battousai]
Disasters in Childrearing by Duchess Delanie reviews
Stoick discovers the many intricacies of single parenting.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,168 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Stoick, Hiccup - Complete
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Lady Khali reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
Of Punks and Perfectionists by DarkMignonette reviews
Series of one-shots focused around the relationship between Urameshi Yusuke and Yukimura Keiko, from childhood and beyond. No time line.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,456 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Yusuke U., Keiko Y.
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A Study in Babies reviews
Sherlock volunteers to babysit, and really, John should have known better.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Complete
Good Morning Kiss reviews
A drabble series. Mostly Pepperony.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 4,202 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 8/29/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Quiet Heart Beating reviews
There are a lot of reasons that Natasha likes Clint. A Hawkeye character study.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Just the Once reviews
In which Sherlock mourns, and Sally loses her hard edges.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Sherlock H., Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Rules of an Angel reviews
Because someone has to keep Sherlock Holmes out of trouble, and it might as well be an old army doctor. Guardian Angel AU.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,843 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Life Without reviews
John despairs after Reichenbach.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/27/2011 - John W.
Smatterings of Things reviews
A series of one shots revolving around the Fowl siblings.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,721 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Artemis F. - Complete
Like Grapefruits reviews
Now a series of drabbles/oneshots. Newest chapter includes streams of conscience.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,683 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Complete
Sociopath reviews
After two months of employment, Pepper finally figures out what's wrong with her boss.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2010 - V. Potts/Pepper, A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Demon reviews
Just a little drabble on how Kenshin's comrades during the Bakumatsu viewed him.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Battousai, Kenshin - Complete
Rumpelstiltskin: the True Story reviews
Rumpelstiltskin just can't ignore a girl in distress. A kinder look at the "villain" in one of my favorite fairy tales.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Complete
Shuffle reviews
Based on a challenge. Five drabbles in each chapter promted by random songs on my ipod. K/Y
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Yusuke U., Keiko Y. - Complete
Statistics Say reviews
Kaoru is expecting another boring flight, but what she gets is something else entirely… Just a little KK fluff.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Kaoru, Kenshin - Complete
A Soldier's Last Letters reviews
Anyone else wondering what Jace wrote in his letters to Clary, Isabelle, and Alex before he left to fight Sebastion? Slight spoilers for CoG and a major fluff warning.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Jace W. - Complete
The ABC's of FoR reviews
Twenty-six little sentences describing various facets of Flame of Recca.
Flame of Recca - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Complete
No, the Other One reviews
A quick look into the thought process of Kenshin's creator... Warning: total crack ahead
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
Paradoxal Goodbye reviews
How many times does Sakura have to say goodbye? A one-shot in which Naruto pulls a Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Alex the Kid reviews
The first ever Alex Rider "Western" fan fic. Read at your own peril.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Complete
Blonde Jokes reviews
Title says all if you've read Breaking Dawn- I did my best to leave out spoilers.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Jacob, Rosalie - Complete
The Innocence of Lemons reviews
Crackish fic. Daisuke enters an interesting conversation and completely misunderstands.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
It's all a matter of perception reviews
Hm. A drabble aboout an airport. And a chance meeting. And a mistake. People are all a matter of perception after all,...
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Kaoru, Kenshin - Complete
Nasuada's Dragon reviews
This is the first part of a series of oneshots. Selfexplanitory tiltle,Warrning: Character Bashing. If you don't appreciate that, than read something less funny,...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Complete