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Joined 12-19-05, id: 953310, Profile Updated: 06-06-13
Author has written 53 stories for Harry Potter, Night at the Museum, Bones, Star Trek: 2009, Green Hornet, Hawaii Five-0, Sherlock Holmes, Psych, Avengers, Arrested Development, Sherlock, and Supernatural.

A little about me:

Name: Amy

Age: 22

Location: Florida, USA

Education: High school graduate. I wish I could say more, but I have no ambition in life.

Some of my favorites

Colors: blue, green, yellow (in that order)

Music: The Killers, Brandon Flowers, Foo Fighters, Fall Out Boy, Owl City, Jay-Z, Will Smith, Nelly, Panic! at the Disco, New Found Glory, Muse, Modest Mouse, Maroon 5, Ludacris, Backstreet Boys, NSync, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Arctic Monkeys, Foster the People, The Cinematics, Hoodie Allen, All-American Rejects, Anberlin, etc. (I have a very wide selection of music lol)

Movies (gosh, where do I BEGIN?): all of the Harry Potter movies (ESPECIALLY Deathly Hallows part 2), The Avengers, Star Trek: 2009, Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, Sherlock Holmes (I & II), all of Will Ferrell's movies, Night at the Museum (I & II), Men in Black (I & II), Pirates of the Caribbean, Starsky & Hutch, Hamlet 2, Ace Ventura (Pet Detective and When Nature Calls), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (I & II cuz I've never seen the third one), Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Tower Heist, and many, many more...

TV Shows: Doctor Who, Supernatural, Psych, Teen Wolf, Bones, Futurama, Jeopardy!, NCIS, NCIS:LA, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Danny Phantom, Fairly Odd Parents, BBC Merlin, BBC Robin Hood, Star Trek: TOS, among others.

Words (yes, I have favorite words): inconsequential (it's so much fun to say lol), brouhaha, foible, and irrevocable.


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The Wheels on the Bus by OddKitty reviews
Why did it have to be today that he'd run into his childhood rival? Why today, why this bus, why for heaven's sake NOW? And when the hell did Potter suddenly become hot? When a chance meetings becomes a chance to redeem the past, what will Draco do?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,235 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Harry P., Draco M., Hermione G., Ron W.
Circling the City by Asiill reviews
Dean and Castiel met a year ago in Cas' coffee shop. It was fire and heat and something else neither of them were ready to put a name too. Now Dean is back in town and looking to see if the spark is still there. Sequel to "Corner of the Universe" Coffee House AU. Rated M for Destiel. Mild Sabriel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,266 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Reason For Call by 74days reviews
Stiles has been working in his call-centre booth for nearly 5 years when he first hears the voice of the new IT guy. Surely anyone who sounds like that has got to be H.O.T Stiles takes it upon himself to get to know him better. The only problem is, he's got no idea what he looks like... - Prompted by Dyren: Derek and Stiles both work at a call centre together...
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,326 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Your Heart Hearts Me by Kira Loves reviews
A more in depth look at the car scene between Shawn and Lassie from the season 7 premier. Shassie. One shot.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Villain Initiative by TeamLoki reviews
A consulting detective duo, three master criminals, one a year old time lord, two demon hunting brothers and our favorite pretty boy angel, and oh let's not forget our favorite Captain, Jack Harkness add a normal teenage girl and you possibly get; the most dangerous case yet.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/16/2013
Lovebitten by LunaCanislupus reviews
The one where Derek gets bitten by a lovebug and Stiles is the first person he lays eyes on. Hilarity ensues.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,824 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Scorpius's Decision by SylviaW1991 reviews
Sequel to Scorpius's Request. Now that he's had his daddy back for a while, Scorp's pretty pleased with his life. But he doesn't get to see Harry enough, which must change! Obviously, he and daddy need to become more than just friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,774 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
TeaTime With the VMan by Shizuka no Taisho reviews
Danny and Vlad visit the British countryside, staying at Vlad's summer home. Over a cup of afternoon tea, the subject of Vlad's random British accent comes up. Surely nothing could go wrong when Danny makes fun of it...right? DFxVM written for Joz-yyh
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,520 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
In Pieces by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts as the new DADA instructor, only to find his teaching efforts thwarted by a very familiar ghost. This fic contains mature content and the necessity of one of our boys not being alive. Exactly. *grin*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,946 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Secretary by Nimrod The Writer reviews
You know how when you're in high school and you're trying to decide on a career, every single adult you ask says not to worry about it too much because it's bound to change anyway? Turns out they weren't kidding.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,173 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Settle For Best by Estra reviews
But then Zack would remember that he couldn't keep Seeley. That one day a nice woman would come along and snatch the strong man away. And Zack didn't want to keep Seeley from that. He didn't want to keep Seeley from his dream. From a wife and a family.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/28/2011 - S. Booth, Zach A. - Complete
It Began Under the Mistletoe by SylviaW1991 reviews
ch3 After Harry gets caught snogging some girl on Valentnie's Day, Draco won't speak to him. Can Harry fix romance Draco started or will it end in ruin? ... D/H fluffy fluff; last part
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,442 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Driving me crazy by gonattsaga reviews
This is a Turk/Virgil 'Verse that explores the twins' relationship during the course of the three movies and briefly after the Ocean's 13. It starts off as Gen, but eventually this will be SLASH, so be warned.
Ocean's 11 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,358 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Virgil, Turk
Amalgamation by Annenburg reviews
As a half-Vulcan, Spock never expects to imprint. It's rare enough for a full-blooded Vulcan to imprint, so why should he have it easy? But he does imprint – on the delinquent who sabotaged his Kobayashi Maru. A reimagining of the movie: Big Bang style.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,414 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
You Missed A Spot by Shizuka no Taisho reviews
Poor Danny, he just can't seem to keep from making messes. But that's why Vlad is there to...give him a hand ;
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
It's Good To Be The King by mispel reviews
Zack has needs. Hodgins has to figure out what to do with him. JackZack slash.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,304 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 12/20/2008 - J. Hodgins, Zach A.
Summer 2010 by The Cimmerians reviews
Finn's summer isn't quite the way he pictured it. Neither is Kurt's.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,861 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Need by C. Adrien Cummings reviews
Harry/Draco oneshot. After a rough day at work, Harry needs something to help him relax... something he knows Draco will help him with. And while Harry certainly enjoys it, Draco loves it every bit as much.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Passion by C. Adrien Cummings reviews
Harry/Draco oneshot. Just a short, hot little fic to get myself back in the game, so to speak. Harry shows his boyfriend of two years just how much he still loves and wants him, in the most passionate of ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Middle by cable69 reviews
Spock is walking down a street. K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,968 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Pon FarR by BondSlave reviews
Spock is going through Pon Farr, and Jim is suffering not only from the horrid Vulcan heat, but also at his Vulcan's unbearable teasing. Dominant Spock/Submissive Kirk. M for LANGUAGE AND M/M SLASH! dedicated to AmyCoolz.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,886 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
For the Federation! or, Facking Telepaths by mdevile reviews
He'd clapped Spock on the shoulder, not gone all Captain Grabby Hands on his admittedly fine ass. Jim knew inappropriate - and that wasn't it. AMTDI, SLASH
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,014 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/7/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Any Way You Are by Shally-wa reviews
"But she was there, and he was too, both Viola and Cesario in one; a secret sharer, as blind to the future as he was, and just as afraid of this this now opening up like a new spring flower." Orsino/Viola and Orsino/Cesario. For the WS kink meme on LJ.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Complete
Inside Your Mind by forfun2244 reviews
Harry and Draco hate each other...at least, everyone thinks they do. But what happens when they can read each other's minds? HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,375 - Reviews: 1311 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 7/10/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Some Kind of Genius by OtakuLibra reviews
In which Jim Kirk is screwed up and a genius. In which he learns what to do with that. Kirk/Spock, background Chapel/Uhura, and featuring Winona, because I can't help it.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,980 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/29/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Another one bites the dust! by Sporky92 reviews
...or 5 times Jim Kirk's shirt was destroyed and the 1 time it just wouldn't give. Spork slash, you know you love it! Rated for language and mentions of sex but nothing too explicit.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/21/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Jealousy by Andrew's Slinky reviews
Spock does not consider himself a jealous man, except when it comes to himself.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,006 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Booth Squared by silverdragonscales reviews
Oh come on, don't tell me you never thought about it...Seeley and Jared have a mini-meltdown over a bottle of Scotch after the events of "The Hero in the Hold." SLASH, INCEST SB/JB, possible sequel. T to be safe, sequel would be M.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/11/2010 - S. Booth, Jared B. - Complete
The Beginning by cwgirlup reviews
How it all began Zack/Hodgins slash
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Zach A., J. Hodgins - Complete
Scura or Scota “Scotty and Nyota” Via Bones by Andalusia25 reviews
Montgomery Scot and Nyota Uhura are a couple now and McCoy is the first to know. This is to go along with the other to “Via Bones” stories and I am a HUGE fan of Nyota and Scotty pairings!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/2/2010 - M. Scott/Scotty, N. Uhura - Complete
Sex Kitten by Peachly reviews
Jim finds out that when Spock is drunk on chocolate, he acts like a kitty. Not too smutty.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Black Tie'd by Lady Talla-doe reviews
The smutty post-fiction, Pre-Epilogue to Problematique's "Black Tie. " Written with permission. Spock finds his tie.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Obsession by Andrew's Slinky reviews
Jim is fascinated by Spock's ears.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,648 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/16/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Hot and Uncontrolled by T'Key'la reviews
Written for prompt 3 on livejournal ship wars: Porn. PWP. K/S in case I need to add that. Did I mention porn? Yep - that's about it.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/2/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Possessive Pronoun by TheProblematique reviews
Or "That Which Belongs To Me". One, simple word, burning bright in his mind as though someone had carved it there with a hot poker, wouldn't let him think about anything else. It echoed loudly in his head… not yours… "Don't touch him." He snarled.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,482 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 71 - Published: 1/24/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Intervention by Estra reviews
Slash - The problem is that Agent Booth has been easily distracted these days. I've noticed that when he's in the lab, there is a certain person he continuously stares at. I would like this to stop, but it seems that he will not stop anytime soon. B/Z
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/11/2010 - S. Booth, Zach A. - Complete
For you I will wake by TheProblematique reviews
Jim and Spock are tired and in denial of hearing rumours about their alleged secret burning passionate love for each other. So they decide to take action. Because the rumours are Wrong. Really.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,200 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Night on the Town by Greytune reviews
Hodgins drags Zack with him to a fundraiser to meet up with two old friends he hasn't seen for seven years. Zack/Jack friendship, bickering and subtle hints at romance. Mentions of BB and Hodgela.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,015 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2009 - J. Hodgins, Zach A. - Complete
Pon Farr in a Pink Sweater by DapperDestruction reviews
This is a side-story based off of Tubular Fox's story 'Christmas in a Pink Sweater' Basically, this is the smut scene. Heh. I hope you enjoy it!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Testing the territory by jezzi85 reviews
What if ferret!Draco didn’t get into Crabbe’s pants, but into Harry’s? Scene from the movie Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Woes and Tribulations of Ronald Bilius Weasley by fyren galan reviews
Ron can never catch a break. Especially when Draco Malfoy, Potions essays, and a bit of witty dialogue are involved. Based on my favorite line from Norton Juster's The Phantom Tollbooth. See if you can find it. Draco/Harry SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Fashion Sense by raecat reviews
Jedediah & Octavius discuss their differences - in fashion!
Night at the Museum - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Jededaiah S., Octavius G. - Complete
Softball by Rhio-bob reviews
The inhabitaince of The Hall of Miniatures plays a game of softball. Octavius pride makes him cheat and finds it has some... intresting results. Jectavius, people. Was M for insinuations,butthen I taced on another chapter, so now it's just plain M. XD
Night at the Museum - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Jededaiah S., Octavius G. - Complete
Alive by raecat reviews
After his near-death experience at the hands of Kahmunrah, Jedediah questions what it means to be alive. Jed/Oct lurv.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Octavius G., Jededaiah S. - Complete
Graduation Secrets by DrarryLover4Ever reviews
The day of graduation for the 'eight' years. Harry and Draco have mended fences. Harry finds that he has a secret admirer. Who could it be? D/H a bit of slash as well. Dedicated to graduates around the world and Draco's birthday : One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,346 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Gloves and Other Things by mswriter07 reviews
Zack/Jack slash. Short vignettes about their lives after Zack is released. Enjoy. Rating raised for future content.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,442 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Zach A., J. Hodgins
Screamer by DelorisPea reviews
Harry is engaged and working as a baker after the war. What happens when Draco shows up at his shop and see's his new love? Ignored Epilogue. Drarry. One-shot DM/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,864 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Unwelcome Announcement by Cool Pen Names Are Tricky reviews
An announcement in the Daily Prophet causes major angstiness for Harry. Can Draco make it right? Will Harry let him? Angst sort of followed by huge amounts of fluff. ONESHOT Slash H/D implied DM/PP Rated for smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lucky Number 72 by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry spots Draco at a Muggle football game. Stalking ensues. OH SO much mature adult content here. Also, this fic is based on a header occasionally used on my LJ page.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,646 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Whimper by darkmorsmordreheart reviews
H/D. Draco wants to know the reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Solo Project by C. Adrien Cummings reviews
A potentially neverending collection of unconnected M-rated oneshots, in chapter format for easy perusal. Read Chapter 1 for more information about the project.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,497 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008
Love is the Sweetest Insanity by Elensaa reviews
Sequal to Love of Sanity. One-shot. It's one year on, and Harry and Draco are still very much in love. You don't have to read Love of Sanity, but it helps. AU. No HBP or DH. H/D SLASH. Lemon warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Fine Line by tinuelena reviews
Harry and Draco get into a knock-down drag-out fist fight... then hot sex ensues. Your basic random smutty slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Too Many Potters by Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Weasley Twins throw a party to celebrate the creation of a new potion. This is so AU it's not even funny. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,961 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 78 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hissy Fit by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is an under-utilized Auror and Draco is an auditor for Gringotts. He lives to torment the Ministry and, of course, Harry Potter. He is also a Registered Animagus. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,447 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
When in Flight by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM slash. When the Slytherin Quidditch players have one accident too many, the Ministry sends Draco Malfoy to Hogwarts to investigate. Harry thinks he can investigate just fine on his own, thank you. Well, maybe Draco's glasses can help.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,779 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Heart in a Blender by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Crackfic alert! Harry's unorthodox approach to potion-making earns Snape's suspicion and a "secret mission" for Draco. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 73 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Time of Day by TorringMay reviews
H/D...Harry hated Thursdays, and as he stepped out of the floo to be greeted by a rather harassed looking Narcissa Malfoy, he knew this day wasn’t going to get any better.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,959 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
For Always by melodia04 reviews
Draco is a vampire who took Harry in payment for his uncle's debts. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,271 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sexaholics Anonymous by C. Adrien Cummings reviews
Albus Severus/Scorpius oneshot. The meetings were a requirement set by their fathers when the boys got a flat together. What they did after the meetings every week was the boys' way of saying, "Oh yeah? Well too bad!"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Pottersitting by Ferayne reviews
"That wasn't a kiss, Draco." Potter said defiantly. "Very true." He agreed, nodding. "But this is." Rated for language, mostly.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,022 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Everything As It Should Be by C. Adrien Cummings reviews
Harry/Draco oneshot. It probably wouldn't seem like it if anyone were to catch them together, but everything truly was as it should be. Warnings: rimming, explicit m/m sex, and a great deal of fluffiness afterwards!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry's Project by Lomonaaeren reviews
DH SPOILERS, HPDM slash. Harry is bored after the war. When he accidentally finds a file indicating that the Ministry was less than just to the Malfoy family, he decides helping them can be his next pet project. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,836 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry's 18th by skinnyrita reviews
Harry stands alone at his 18th birthday party, surrounded by the faceless people who admire him. One person who truly knows him emerges from the forgotten shadows. They have a gift he might actually appreciate tonight. HPDM. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,046 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
James Evans by WiseHeart reviews
AU. Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter never went to the same school, but one day in a Quidditch shop they meet. What is the outcome?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,064 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Name by IrinaWithAnI reviews
If Draco and Harry fought alongside one another during the War and became more than friends , what happens when they meet years later and neither one has forgotten? One-shot, H/D, non-explicit slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,247 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Brick by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I detest Valentine's Day and wanted no part of it. However, I can't resist a dare. So here's my schmoopy Valentine's Day fic that contains a continuation of the furniture utilization that seems to be my theme... This fic contains MATURE content for MATURE people only.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Alcoves and Dirty Deeds by wanderlustlights reviews
Harry and Draco meet one night in an alcove and lovin' ensues. Prequel to "Of Syrup and Great Halls." Oneshot! DMHP Bottom!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Music of the Night by Ky'atia reviews
Harry hears music calling to him in the night, and he follows it, drawn as a moth to a flame. HxD slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Eyes Wide Shut by WiseDraco reviews
Draco loses something precious, but gains something so much more. *Is Harry/Draco...eventually* Please Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,739 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Slytherin Hufflepuff by Cheryl Dyson reviews
In the interest of combating JKR's epilogue of doom, I present my version of life beyond Deathly Hallows. This is a dual story, half Albus/Scorpius and half Harry/Draco. DH compliant. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,808 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Power of Surreptitious Castle Wandering by Spuriouslyth reviews
In Which Harry and Draco Discover the Power of Surreptitious Castle-Wondering as an Aphrodisiac. The heroes return to Hogwarts after their war and are set to complete their studies in peace. Malfoy appears to have other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Colors to a Box by His Spectacles reviews
It's always good to be welcomed home. SLASH HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Winter Pursuit by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry needs Draco to help him find Greg Goyle before a psychotic killer does. Draco is more interested in pursuing Harry. Written for hp wintersmut on Livejournal. This is EWE because the epilogue was mysteriously ripped out of my copy of Deathly Hallows
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,606 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
One Regret by SlytherinFTW reviews
Post-DH, slightly AU When Harry went to face death in the forest, he had just one regret. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bragging Rights by C. Adrien Cummings reviews
Harry/Draco oneshot. Our beloved boys are one step away from completing a challenge that no one else in the history of Hogwarts has ever attempted. Will they succeed and win bragging rights? Or will they fail and be arrested... or worse, expelled?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,775 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Happy Anniversary by ManhattanWitch reviews
...I have just one thing to say to you.” He leaned in and slid a hand into the hair on the back of Draco’s neck..." r&r! HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
After Curfew by ManhattanWitch reviews
what happens when your in a delicate position after curfew? HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Her by Katria Bloom reviews
H/D mpreg. The snitch was still fluttering in Draco Malfoy's hand when he landed his custom made Flashfire Turbo, slinging it over his shoulder as he took long strides to the rest of his team mates who were congregating in the middle of the field.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,470 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
One Night Out On Good Behaviour by skinnyrita reviews
HPDM. We've been separated for nearly a month, Potter. Who knows when we'll be let out on good behaviour again? This night isn't over yet. Formerly a oneshot, now a chaptered story due to good reviews!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 83,340 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Improper Imperius by SasuNaruJunkie reviews
Lemon Oneshot DMHP Draco takes his writing farther than he ever has before, and Harry gets him back for it...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,461 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ailurophobia by thepragmatist reviews
In which Crookshanks traumatizes Malfoy and Potter is left to deal. PWP DracoxHarry Lem
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Want by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco seeks out Harry in order to assist his family. And then he has second thoughts. This fic contains MATURE adult content. And Harry on a motorcycle. GUH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
He's such a DICK! by Slytherins Kick ASS reviews
But damn, is he fine... Nice, smutty crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,849 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/7/2007 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Keep Your Enemies Closer by tinuelena reviews
Harry is sitting alone in his dorm after the defeat of Voldemort when he receives an unexpected guest. Now that Draco is humble, what will be born of their new understanding? HxD slash. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Butterfly by darkmorsmordreheart reviews
D&H. How can you not know what butterfly kisses are, Potter? End of 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,876 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dragon Bait by Bullied reviews
Short, PWP, Slash. DMHP. Harry discoveries that being a virgin sacrifice for a fire breathing dragon isn’t...quite what he expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,427 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Lost in the shadow by Chaotic4Life reviews
JosefMick 80's Party revisited WARNING: SLASH
Moonlight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Complete
Teddy Ties by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry follows Draco, because that's what he does... and they both end up lost. This fic contains MATURE adult content as per usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco and Harry: Escorts in Exile by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Part Five of the Escort series! Draco and Harry return to London and try to resume their lives. Too bad they have a large assortment of enemies. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,441 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ransoms by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco and Harry are Aurors. This is a birthday fic written for Luna, who always gives great reviews. It's pretty much PWP, but it's cute. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Perfect Slave by Veracityrules reviews
It their first wedding anniversary and Harry has the perfect gift for Master Draco. Warning: Graphic fic not suitable for readers under NC17 & rated M. Contains: Slash,AUAR,BDSM,MM,PWP. This is the final part of The Slave Trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Happy Ending by C. Adrien Cummings reviews
Harry/Draco oneshot. AU. Sometimes even the worst day can end well, even the worst luck can turn good in the blink of an eye. Just ask Harry; after today, he believes...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Beautiful Dream by C. Adrien Cummings reviews
Harry/Draco oneshot. An overtired, sleep deprived Harry retires to his bed for the night to dream of his secret desire...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Summertime and the Living is Crazy by Riyan reviews
Summer Holidays.. Harry gets an unusual visitor who asks him for help. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 75,343 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Stubborn Mind, or, Maybe Ron Was Right by Slytherins Kick ASS reviews
Malfoy's a git. That's all there is to it. He can trick and tease and charm his way into the hearts of millions, but Harry knows the truth. Malfoy's a git.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,249 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
May I Have A Quill Please? by MyWhiteDecember reviews
Harry and Draco are once again in detention. Harry needs a quill to write the lines, and Draco wants something in return for lending Harry a quill.... sub!HP. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Squeeze Toy by Danii Flame reviews
Draco is hit with a spell that makes him break out in song and dance. Potter never could play fair. Songfic! Yaoi Rated for suggestiveness.... Oh! And because Draco dancing and singing should be illegal.... ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Midnight Snack by Wizard Wannabe reviews
Harry finds something more than food during a latenight trip to the kitchen. There'll be a smattering of smut when I'm less busy. Disclaimer JK Rowling owns these characters, the storyline, and anything to do with Harry Potter. I sorta wish I did though.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Where's My Dragon? by just-Felton reviews
[Revise] Slash! Mrating for later chapters. Harry's firmly absolutely convinced that he's Draco Malfoy's boyfriend and nobody can change his mind!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,868 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry's Dream Sequence The Cat Thing by SylviaW1991 reviews
After sneaking into Slytherin's dorms, Harry encounters someone he wasn't expecting to. Will the sly, witty meeting leave Harry with a satisfied smile? Or will the Boy Who Lived be left with a depressed frown? HPDM Written as a favor to AmyCoolz! X3
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Just a Movie and Dessert by Keya127 reviews
Part two of There's Nothing Wrong with Romance, and the first part of Harry's date with Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Quicksand by Lunadragon88 reviews
The story of two men, a Gryffindor and Slytherin.Harry thinks they're done, Draco knows there's more. A test of love, told in two parts, that questions the nature of just how much a difference in character can make when it comes to floating on quicksand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,175 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
If You Were Gay by Lucky Sins reviews
Harry and Draco are roommates and Harry tells Draco about his train ride home and that it's okay to be gay. Based on the song If You Were Gay by Avenue Q and then some. Oneshot. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ava Adore by fairy-dust3 reviews
Draco Malfoy is expelled from his school in England and sent to live in NY with his uncle what happens when he meets a raven haired boy? CHAP 41 UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 45,261 - Reviews: 1084 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Um, yes by I-Kiss-The-Air reviews
In which big secrets are divulged and many loud noices are heard. HD shocking coming out story. Oneshot. REAL TITLE: Um...yes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Merit of Body Language by smurff reviews
Not too long after Hogwarts, Draco sees Harry in a club and approaches him. One shot. If you don't like MM, don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Whisper by Suffering Artist reviews
The Savoir needs saving. The sunset is waiting. Fall into my black abyss. This is the world you'll never miss. Songfic. HPDM. Oneshot. Character Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Black Rose by SylviaW1991 reviews
Sonic has broken Amy's heart by falling in love with someone else...She gets comfort from the last place she would've looked...Shadow. OneShot
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Shadow, Amy - Complete
Stormy Weather by SylviaW1991 reviews
Amy gets caught in an unexpected rainstorm after chasing Sonic. She never expects to be rescued, let alone by Shadow! Shadow takes her to his house and his emotions reach an alltime high! ShadAmy OneShot
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,054 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Amy, Shadow - Complete
Harry Potter and the Search for the Faeries Flower by NariNari reviews
After an extremely long flash back, Harry, Draco, and Ron get detention from Snape and must go int to the Forbidden Forest to find 10 Faeries Flowers. DxH, lemon, slight crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,188 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sand Castles & Fingerpaints by Kudra23 reviews
Postwar, postHogwarts: Harry and Draco meet up at a Ministry celebration, and wackiness ensues. Pairing: HarryDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,595 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco and Harry: Escorts Abandoned by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Part Four of the Escort Series. *cringe* Sorry about the angst. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,317 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/23/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco and Harry: Escorts by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Part Three in the Escort Service Trilogy. Part One was cute, Part Two was slashy steaming hot, and Part Three should be a nice combination of the two. Friends can be such a problem. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,146 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
There's nothing wrong with Romance by Keya127 reviews
PG, oneshot...sorta. HPDM. Draco finds Harry in the LAST place that Harry would expect... a Muggle bookshop. Read and review! Sequel coming soon!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Down, Set, Go by Lucky Sins reviews
He's in love, but thinks he's being used. Will it be worth it in the end?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,986 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/4/2007 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Killing Loneliness by darkangel1012 reviews
One Shot: Seventh year dance. Crazy dancing. Crazy singing. Wild Draco Malfoy. Wild Harry Potter. Confused Ron. Knowing 'Mione. Sexy 'table manners.'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,710 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco and Harrys' Escort Service by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Part Two: The sequel to Draco's Escort Service where Draco is forced to save Harry's life with a kiss. Ever so slashy, slash, slashed... They find that being together is not as easy as they expected. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,350 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/28/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Every Guy Has a Soft Spot for a Cat by makeshiftdraco reviews
Draco discovers a cute, cuddly visitor left to him by a Mysterious Person. How will this new kitty bring Harry and Draco closer together? Only the madness of the author's creation, followed by you reading it, will reveal the crazy antics and adventures!Re
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 22,728 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Draco's Escort Service by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco Malfoy's job is to escort travelers through territory made perilous after the war. Harry Potter is forced to hire him, but his destination isn't quite what Draco had in mind. Fluffy slash romance. This has nothing to do with Vegas style escorts!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,809 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Series of Fortunate Events by C. Adrien Cummings reviews
Harry/Draco. At the age of 20, Draco's grown tired of his love being completely unrequited. He enlists the help of an assistant to underhandedly get what he wants. Warnings: vulgar language, explicit m/m sex, rimming, and an abundance of fluff at the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,626 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Arizona Iced Tea by Eris Mackenzie reviews
Harry and Draco. Road trip style.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bloody Baron by ani-chan24 reviews
Sure that his love would never be returned, Draco tries to make a tradgic change to his life. Will Harry be able to save him and perhaps give the blonde more love than he'd planned? HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,632 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Love of Sanity by Elensaa reviews
AU. No HPB. Harry was kidanpped. Voldemort's body was found. Weeks later Harry turns up. And the downside is...he's insane. Can anyone help him? HD SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,434 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hope Given! by WhimsytheRobot reviews
Harry speaks with a muggle trying to pick him up. From said muggles perspective. Post hogwarts and War. slash, HD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The things you learn by Naesy reviews
The oh so untouchable Draco Malfoy is 28 and about to get his feathers ruffled by one Harry Potter. Not that Draco wears feathers. But if he did? They'd be the finest feathers known to man and he'd look positively smashing in them too, so there! DMHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,858 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Nothing is what it seems by gsyoung reviews
HarryDraco. A story showing how love is akin to hate. However, the course of true love never runs smooth... Harry and Draco finally give in after fighting their feelings for too long. A change in events causes their feelings towards each other to alter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,469 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Heroes Can Never Be Killed by SylviaW1991 reviews
Eggman killed Sonic! Or did he? He thinks so, anyway. A recently matured Amy hatches a plan to trick Eggman for the final time! Little do the others know what her REAL plans are... SonAmy KnuxRouge
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 24,725 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Amy, Sonic - Complete
101 Uses For Peppermint by BadKatPat reviews
It's Christmas and Draco has presents for Harry. HarryDraco light bondage, Crookshanks, and Pepperment. What else do you need in a Christmas fic? Curious Kitty Warning language, and Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,656 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Caught! by Camfield reviews
It's always better with the person you love... DPDF SLASH! Pitch Pearl
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Dan Phantom, Danny F. - Complete
Handle With Care by The Magicians Wish reviews
Christmas Fic! AU Slash HD. The War is over, Harry is depressed by it and his friends unexpected betrayle, can anyone bring the spirit of Christmas back into Harry's life?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,176 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lessons by just-Felton reviews
[COMPLETE] Harry asks Draco for private lessons of a ‘slightly’ different kind. M rating for later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,132 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Feed the Birds by sa1boy reviews
In the final battle, Harry is saved by his former rival. Whilst Draco is recovering, Harry realises that there are certain feelings that just get stronger with time. Written as a happy birthday to Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
We Will Be Together by pardon the interruption reviews
HPDM! What will happen under the moonlight when two rivals decide to end this rivalry once and for all. TWIST.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Reason I Love You by Nuwanda reviews
A strange request on Harry's behalf leads to a long night of fashion adventures and life discoveries. Slash, HarryDraco. Finally finished after a long year's work!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,832 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Electric by Stranger H reviews
Harry Potter has finally found an answer to help relieve him of his long time crush on Draco Malfoy. Contains slash and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,774 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Shy but Happy RoleReversal by FlightWriter reviews
Post War. God I hate those. Ah well. HpXDm Slashy, smutty, harshy, LONGy oneshot. Enjoy, review.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Reversal of Fortune by Lady Bahiya reviews
Blaise bet Draco 100 Galleons to kiss Harry Potter in front of everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Into the Light by YiffyOne reviews
What would happen to the face of the galaxy had Anakin trusted his feelings, and never turned to the dark side? Alternate universe where a single decision is different, yet changes the story completely. Anakin's POV
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,462 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Anakin Skywalker
Paint Me Blue by silver-etoile reviews
COMPLETE: Potions can have many effects when made correctly, but what about when they're not? Ron and Harry have an adventure in the wonderful world of technicolor. HD SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,793 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Series of Problems by Katria Bloom reviews
This is a series of conversation HD Slash pieces I have been working. They are individual stories each chapter!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 20,906 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Roses by Coreyyy reviews
Lost roses are found by Harry and Harry is about to find out who is love is
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,071 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Seeing Two Worlds by Eris Mackenzie reviews
Harry's dreams lead him to take a midnight swim, where he meets someone he does not expect. HD slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,688 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Crossing the Great Divide by Idamonae reviews
Harry and Draco have a row. Draco leaves the country and Harry follows to win him back. Featuring ClosetDom! Harry and UnapologeticallyBottom! Draco. Crack!Fic. MAJOR Holiday fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Eulogy by Penguins Stealing My Sanity reviews
Harry is dead. Draco reflects on the past. Oneshot, slash HPDM. It's sad, but I added some amusing parts to relieve the sadness...oh, just read it. I hate summaries...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
That Feeling by Spamy02 reviews
[OneShot] HP!DM You know that feeling right? Those warm and fuzzy feelings you sometimes get in your stomach. Well I’ve always wondered what those feelings were. Now I know. Draco’s POV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
We Can be Heroes by Karlen reviews
One Shot Fic. Seventh year, and the pressure from family and friends is getting to Draco. Will he find solace in Harry? Slash HD, LEMON WARNING
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Seven Days by Arrmaitee reviews
COMPLETE! (SLASH, PARODY) Virginal Draco Malfoy watches a mysterious raunchy homemade video, and then receives an owl indicating that he will be “deflowered in seven days,” unless he can first uncover the video’s sordid secrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,014 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/11/2004 - Published: 6/29/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Anti Angst Movement by Di-chan reviews
Chapter 16! [slash] A movement is the activities of a group of people to achieve a specific goal. Our goal: to shine a beam of fluff in the shadows of angst of the HarryDraco 'ship. Cliché? I think not. Description inside. [work in progress]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 105,545 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/19/2004 - Published: 10/7/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Rainy Revelations aka The Talk by Keikokin reviews
In the middle of a storm can Harry and Draco settle things? COMPLETE SLASH malemale relationship
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,622 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Another Long Night by Aeris9919 reviews
Yaoi Warning! I actually think this is the first yaoi danny phantom fic. Danny gets a visit from his other half after a long and tired night. DXD
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Recurring Dream Sequence by Katanes Dreamer reviews
Haunted by an unpleasant recurring dream, Draco seeks professional help to change it for the better. He should have asked for a receipt. (HPDM)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,585 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/25/2003 - Published: 12/20/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Having Seen this Place Before by CassBlake reviews
COMPLETE It was a clearing in the Forbidden Forest, what was its significance to Harry Potter, and why is he drawn to this particular place so many years later?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Everyone Knows by DarkShadowFlame reviews
Sequel to Telling Everyone. Now that all of Hogwarts knows Harry and Draco are dating, it becomes necessary to keep it a secret from Draco's father, their Azkaban sprung substitute teacher. How are they going to do this when 'Everyone Knows' ?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,530 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/10/2003 - Published: 8/18/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hold Me Now by Michael Serpent reviews
[One-Shot] HD SLASH. Draco saves Harry from the Giant Squid and Harry has his own funny way to show his gratitude.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 89 - Published: 9/10/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Telling Everyone by DarkShadowFlame reviews
Draco and Harry have been dating secretly for a few months. But they're tired of keeping it hidden. They're going to tell EVERYONE... one way or another.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,742 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/18/2003 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Marked by Asterie-Smiles reviews
Draco wants everyone to keep off his property... Contains slash, HD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/17/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Sex Ed Lesson by Lady Feylene reviews
Snape has to give the fifth years the facts of life....(Very *very* mild slash hint)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/27/2003 - Severus S.
The Parody by Rug reviews
If you can't be bothered to trawl through the 10s of 1000s of HP fanfics, but you're worried you might be missing something important, fear not! It all comes down to 10 or 11 basic plotlines, and here they are, combined for the first time in ONE fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/13/2001
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Dive Deep Down reviews
Tumblr prompt fill: "How about Kirk and Spock are sharing a bed and Kirk is asleep and Spock is trying to understand why an what he is feeling? for Kirk and he starts running his fingers over Kirk's face." The way I named this makes no sense, I apologize. I'm crap at titles.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/22/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Sammy, I Got Your Number reviews
"For a good time, call Samantha." Inspired by the 80's song 867-5309/Jenny, because this is how I took the lyrics. Also, it was constantly on the radio at work one day, which also happens to be where I wrote this. THIS IS WINCEST. Also, MATURE CONTENT AHEAD. You have been warned.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Broken reviews
John and Sherlock have sex with an expired condom. But it's not John's fault. lol Title kinda says it all. MATURE CONTENT. Don't like, don't read. Johnlock. My first fic in this fandom, yay!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Rory's Avengers reviews
When Steve, Clint, and Natasha get stuck in a room in Stark Tower with seemingly no escape and seriously, why does Tony have those kinds of ridiculous defensive systems, anyway? , they attempt to find a way out. Co-written with starshinedc.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
5 Times Michael Wished Gob Wasn't His Brother reviews
Just what the title says. Contains Bluthcest Michael/Gob , so if that's not your cuppa, don't read, kthxbai.
Arrested Development - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Complete
The Code for Sex reviews
"We need a code." For sex. Clint/Coulson, PG-13 for mild themes.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Wedding Singer reviews
The wedding singer is late to their wedding, so Coulson makes Clint get up on stage. Pretty piano playing and sexy singing ensue.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Natasha Can't Keep Her Mouth Shut reviews
or "How Clint Finally Got His S**t Together With Coulson". Clint just needed someone to confide in, and he thought that Natasha would be able to keep his secret. The one time she doesn't, though, and it almost proved to be a disaster.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Pineapples and Sex The Perfect Combination reviews
THIS STORY CONTAINS MATURE CONTENT. Lassiter/Shawn/Pineapple. In that order. Lassiter makes Shawn make love to a pineapple. And then joins in. Who knew the detective could be so kinky?
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Grand Theft reviews
Shawn and Gus play a game on Shawn's XBOX, and he has an idea. One that Gus doesn't like. Contains semi-mature content. Shawn/Gus preslash.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Burton G./Gus, Shawn S. - Complete
A Different Kind of Honeymoon reviews
THIS CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR THE NEW MOVIE. ALSO, MATURE CONTENT. Sherlock has an interesting plan to waylay their attackers, and while John may not be approving at first, he soon falls into the groove.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2011 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
All Night reviews
The sexual tension between them had reached the limit, and all that adrenalin had to go somewhere.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Zabini's Vindication reviews
Ron Weasley is partnered up with Blaise Zabini to catch a killer, one whom Zabini has a personal vendetta against. Posted in 3 parts because I didn't mean for it to get so long. Mature content ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,005 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Blaise Z., Ron W. - Complete
Awkward Conversations Lead To reviews
Booth and Zack discuss the squint's sex life. Can you say "awkward"?
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/1/2011 - S. Booth, Zach A. - Complete
Commentator reviews
2011 movie 'verse. Britt/Kato. Britt talks too much. This is SLASH. And PWP. Please don't read it if you don't like that kind of stuff.
Green Hornet - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Complete
Something Cool reviews
2011 Movieverse. Contains spoilers. As he sat, he began to think about all the things that Kato had come to mean to him over the past few weeks. Britt/Kato. PG-13 for guy/guy kissing, suggestive sexual acts, and swearing.
Green Hornet - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Complete
A State of Affairs reviews
While working on a domestic violence case as an Auror for the Ministry of Magic, Harry discovers his wife, Ginny, is having an affair. Meanwhile, Malfoy is being a grade-A pain in the arse. But it's only a matter of time before Harry runs to Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,118 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
This Ship is Exciting! reviews
Spock's by himself on a planet-side trip, when he accidentally inhales something... interesting. Warnings: sex pollen yeah, I went there , SEX. Also, I seem to have used a lot of hyphens. o.O
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Spock, M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
Cheating reviews
Spock cheats on Kirk, and not for the first time. Kirk wishes to change that. Warnings: mild Chapel bashing, sex. K/S slash
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Insufferable KnowItAll reviews
or "5 People Spock Had to Correct and 1 Who Corrected Him". K/S slash
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Spock - Complete
Opportunity reviews
"Opportunity seldom knocks twice." Truer words have never been spoken... K/S No warnings here! :D
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/27/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Slash100s reviews
The second prompt list I promised! Slash100s! Same rules as the FF100s. Kirk/Spock slash, duh. Changed rating to M 'cause, yeah. lol
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 12,822 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
That Is Correct reviews
Jim is taking a calculus class and needs help with arc length and surface area. It's a good thing Spock is there to assist him. K/S, slash. Warning: Nerdiness is headed your way if you click that link.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Hot and Cold, Wet and Dry reviews
Just something to stimulate the senses, namely the ability to feel hot or cold and wet or dry. K/S, light slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/19/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
A Little More Spanking, Please reviews
Extension oneshot of the prompt "072. Kink" from Slash100s. Spock has a spanking kink. lol Warning: spanking! :D K/S slash. If you no likey, don't read, plzkthnx.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Swimming reviews
Jim takes Spock swimming with an underlying reason, but not everything turns out the way he planned. K/S, slash. Not that mature, but there are mentions of certain anatomical parts.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Merry Christmas, Spock reviews
I know it's not Christmas, but this is NOT your typical Christmas story. AT ALL. BDSM, violence. Rest of the warnings are inside. PLEASE READ THEM! K/S slash. Do NOT read if you do NOT like BDSM. Seriously. You've been warned.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
FanFic 100s reviews
Yes, I have decided to do the FF100s with Star Trek! Kirk/Spock! Explanation is inside. Notice the change in rating! :D NOW COMPLETE! WOOT!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 22,156 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Release reviews
Sequel to Most Sound Advice. Jim finds release. Rated M for a reason, guys.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Most Sound Advice reviews
Jim tells Spock he needs to unwind; Spock takes his advice. Um, I have no idea what made me write this, but yeah... lol Self-pleasure, afoot!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Zombie Sheep reviews
When zombie sheep threaten to take over the Enterprise, Scotty takes it upon himself to defend her. Written to fill a prompt for st xi kink meme over at LJ.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/23/2010 - M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
To Dream reviews
Kirk reflects on his dreams and regards the Freudian dream theory. Rated for mentions of certain parts of anatomy, but it's nothing too bad.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Peppermint Patties reviews
Part III of my Peppermint series! There will be another part after this, too! This is very much rated M, so don't even click the link if you don't like guy/guy smexings. lol You've been warned!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Candy Canes reviews
Jim celebrates Hanukkah but loves candy canes. Part II in my peppermint series. Part I was Peppermint Candies This is heavy M, guy/guy, blah blah. If you don't like, don't click the link, kthnx. :D
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Peppermint Candies reviews
Kirk loves peppermint candies and now he's got Spock involved. What madness will ensue! I wrote this at 2 am, btw. lol Rating for SLASH. Guy-on-guy, people. If that's not your fancy, stay away from this story.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The Challenge with Changelings reviews
So this is eventually rated M, but this is just a teaser, so I'll call it T. My friend made me do this. I apologize whole-heartedly.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Transferred: Amy's POV reviews
2 American witches are sent to Hogwarts as news of Voldmort's return turns Harry Potter and Albus Dumbledore into the laughing stocks of the wizarding world. Can they help or will their antics just get everyone into even more trouble? Set in book 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,401 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010
Good reviews
What will it take for Booth to admit that Zach really isn't that bad? Please read the note inside. Warning: SLASH, male/male, SEX. I don't know how to make it clearer. :P
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,513 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/28/2009 - S. Booth, Zach A. - Complete
Bowling reviews
After a long week at work, all Hodgins wants to do is relax at home. But his boyfriend isn't letting him, and insists that they go bowling. Disclaimer: I definitely don't own Bones, though I kinda wish I did. Rating changed for light cursing in ch 2.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Zach A., J. Hodgins - Complete
Interrupted reviews
Hedwig interrupts Harry and Draco on multiple occasions. This contains adult concepts and M/M relations. Don't read if you don't like.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
InSchoolSuspension reviews
Hogwarts has started a new program called In-School-Suspension. And Harry has it...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Drive reviews
Jedediah and Octavius realize their feelings for one another... and Jed lets Octavius drive one night. Warnings: SEX. M/M. Jed/Octavius If you don't like that stuff, don't read it!
Night at the Museum - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Jededaiah S., Octavius G. - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Grey Hair of Doom reviews
Crackfic alert! Draco discovers a grey hair marring his perfect appearance as he's leaving Potions one afternoon. Read to find out what happens to the Slytherin Ice Prince as he copes with this disaster.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
Stopping to Watch You on a Snowy Evening reviews
Take on Robert Frost's "Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening." Harry's POV about Draco. My first ever poem, even though I hate writing poetry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Two Slytherins reviews
Both Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are now teaching at Hogwarts. What happens when their sons, who are both in Slytherin, encounter each other in the corridor? APSM with side HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Stargazing reviews
Draco always had enjoyed gazing at the stars... HPDM Review please! [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Excuse Me For Staring, Potter reviews
Just something I wrote so that you guys didn't think I was dead! lol This has no plot and it was about 11 o'clock at night when I wrote it. Basically, Draco walks in on Harry in the locker rooms as he's getting dressed. Not much to tell. Read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter Periodic Table of Elements reviews
A list of elements on the periodic table. That is, the Harry Potter version. lol
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Skipping reviews
Draco Malfoy has been skipping classes. What happens when he catches Hermione Granger doing the same? Rated M for sexual content. Cute ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,335 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Well, that was hot reviews
As told by Hermione Granger. I got bored last night forgive me, for this is what came out. lol Hermione walks in on an interesting scene...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Telling the Truth reviews
Ron lies about stealing Hermione's Potions essay. She gets angry and confides in Harry for help. He gives it. Ron, in the end, tells Hermione the truth. YAY! Happy ending! lol Written as a request for starthehedgecat! RWHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Someone Like You reviews
Just something weird... Malfoy corners Harry in the Quidditch showers one day and tells him how he really feels... Slash ensues. Slash: HPDM Not BETAed
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Quidditch Talk and LoveMaking reviews
Harry and Malfoy naturally get into a fight about Quidditch. And after having an erotic dream about Malfoy, Harry actually has it granted... Just, not the Quidditch part. lol Sucky summary, good story at least, that's what you have to decide! R&R! HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,518 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete